/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24902319
who's this shiny head?
is his head bullish or bearish?

this cunt should just shave his eyebrows off

>>24902358
fpbp absolutely bullish

Won't the stock price just follow BTC? Literally an alt

>>24902358
He said dindus make terrible employees. He’s about as based as it gets

>>24902319
This guy needs some hair.

He looks like he might have been a teenager sperm donor to Vitaliks mum.

>>24902319
his fucking shit website is in permacrash during every fucking event

>>24902319
How can I buy said IPO as a retail investor cuck?

>>24902319
>billionaire
>helps neets to make it
>loves crypto
>hates niggers
Is Bryan /ourguy/?

>>24902789
He’s a very ugly bald man

>>24903009
>>helps neets to make it
>>24902918
i lost the moment yesterday and also today, they blocked my card after 10 failed buys

I ain't even gay but I'd lick that dome.

Damn, he looks like peak incel coomer. How old is he to be that bald?

>>24903111
I don’t know. Looks like he’s got a big brain though wtf

>>24902358
Bearish. They know regulation is coming and are trying to dump bags in an IPO.

>>24902748
source?

>>24902477
Lowest IQ post on /biz/ today, including pajeets.

is the bullrun over?

>>24903249
delet this immediately

>>24903461
Sorry anon, that is what I immediately thought. They feel now is a good time to sell, for some reason. The other possibility is the market is hot an they are trying to raise capital, but then the question is what do they need capital for?

>>24903020

What are you talking about, that's about as chad a bone structure as you can get, especially if you have to go with the shaved head. A lot of people are cursed with both having to go bald as well as having shitty bone structure / head shape for the shaven head look.

>>24902319

This is bullish as hell, but not in the context of crypto. They turned a profit even in the total death of the bear market. They are the most regulatory compliant and are setting themselves up to be the first true crypto institution in the USA. Gemini is also seeking that, but Coinbase has a significant first mover advantage. NY has insane regulations in particular, which have driven out most exchanges except coinbase, very notably. They also are accredited to provide custody services which puts them on a similar level as banks in terms of regulatory compliance and accountability. Plus, they are the most well known exchange for normies, have fucking insanely high trading fees, and most importantly the house always wins (they are the house). You don't need to try to time the market with shitcoins or even daddy shitcoin itself when you can invest in the Jewish golden goose that profits no matter where the prices goes.

Plus investors are dying to get out of USD which is being inflated to hell. it's one reason why bitcoin broke ATH and why stocks have done so well even in a full blown pandemic and economic crisis; to rally, they don't have to increase in fundamental value if the dollar is going down relative to them. There is a large widespread appetite to both be out of USD and also to ride the recent wave of speculative tech investments like Tesla

THIS IS HUGE

Bearish on this ipo, creg gonna sue them for market manipulation

>>24903601
>They feel now is a good time to sell, for some reason.
BTC has a new 20k resistance level
Institutions are buy BTC instead of gold
This will legitimize BTC to the masses
This is the smartest move this guy could have made while the printers are still going BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>24903605
>Plus investors are dying to get out of USD which is being inflated to hell.

This guy gets it...
It you are still holding dollars after the Feds printed 1/5 of the supply this year
you are idiot

>>24903663
Explain your reasoning. Seems like you're mostly talking about BTC, and not coinbase. Why are they selling shares now, if they expect they could sell them for more in the future?

Test

will it be available for euros on eToro or some other shit?

>>24903684
>thinks printed = money velocity
>doesn’t understand the more the fed we are in a hyperdeflationary cycle.

>>24903695
Coinbase will be BTC
It will be the Face of BTC
We are in the perfect storm for capitalization of BTC and some company needs to be the face of it
It wont be paypal
Also with the 2nd stimulus more cash will flow into the stock market
He's doing this at the right time for capitalization and supreme market valuation

>>24903750
Hold dollars then fren
I'm only holding enough to pay the landlord each month

>BuLlIsH as fuck
Yeah, let exchanges put themselves under even more regulations and laws. Can't wait for coinbase to track my transfers and report it to the tax man

>>24903846
I'll let this post speak for itself. Room temperature IQ.

>>24903942
ok smoothbrain
I'll be drinking Mai Tais at Dukes while you continue to shitpost in you moms basement

>>24903990
Sweet. You sound like a real shark.

>>24903461
Just buy Coinmetro bonds and XCM if you believe this. Kevin is the one true #ourbaldguy

>>24902319
An IPO is the company selling itself. Why would the company sell itself at the start of the GBR? How is this bullish?
Unless.. the timing coincides with the expected top of the GBR?

>>24902789
Let's all chip in and each mail him a baggie of pubes

>>24903684
Correct, the USD supply has swelled 25% in the past six months. Imagine being a pleb without significant home equity or wealth in the markets, all your net worth in a tiny amount of cash as you live hand-to-mouth, where you have to organize a futile grassroots movement and fight for 20 years just to get your minimum wage raised to $15, meanwhile the dollar can be inflated this much in less than a year at the whim of the Fed and your cost of living immediately begins to skyrocket. Imagine earning 35K a year, barely to able to survive, then having the dollar lose all its value but you still earn that amount. Imagine trying to convince your boomer boss who got a 4 year degree for less than 10K that 35K/year isn't enough, meanwhile he has all his wealth in the markets and isn't exposed to the dollar crashing so he doesn't get it. then you have to wait a full generation for a new herd of employers to emerge who are willing to pay you 50K just so you can have the same quality/cost of life you had before the inflation. Everyone younger than gen x is gonna be fucking rekt

>>24903750
I understand your reasoning, but as long as the FED engages in nonstop QE, they counteract this and keep the velocity high. It doesn't matter if people stop borrowing, the Fed will just engage in a neverending circlejerk with banks to keep the money flowing and the money supply expanding through fractional reserve bank lending

THEN WHY ARE MY ALTS DUMPING!!!

>>24903009
>hates joggers
Yeah he's based

>>24902319
>coinbase stock will be worth more than xrp in one afternoon

>>24904089
>XCM
based XCM shill

>>24902748
After all, they dindu nuffin...being slaves to their own rep

>>24904213
Proof of this?

>>24904060
i'll put my gains up against yours any day

>>24905513
Yeah that's what markets are for.

>>24905380
From that stupid NYT article that was released two weeks ago. Some black employees quit at Coinbase because Armstrong refused to endorse BLM or any politics at all in the workplace, and they felt "intimidated" in their work environment. Accord to the article, he is a huge bigot racist now because of this.

>>24902477
coinbase prints money idiot
by definition their company just collects money

>>24905615
Nice, refusing to virtue signal is the most based things one can do these days.

>>24903249
likely the right take
add to that the impending tether explosion, which coinbase MUST be aware of even if they're not directly exposed
their operation is a money printing machine as is. this isn't some shit like uber or twitter operating for years at a loss to gain market share. they made money from the beginning and kept making more and more money
nobody is out to eat their lunch either. kraken wasn't and still isn't a threat. binance tried and failed even though they carved their fair share there's absolutely no positive reason for coinbase to IPO now. must be either convinced the music stops, or hedging their bets in case it does

>>24903249
Are you retarded? Oh wait, I'm on /biz/.

how 2 profit from this? buy in at IPO?

>>24905785
yep
just look at airbnb's ipo

>>24905784
Feel free to expand on that. I'm always open to being wrong and I don't pretend to be an expert. Them having insider knowledge that leads them to believe they won't be able to IPO a higher price at a future date seems reasonable to me.

>>24902319
>shits all over the pussy pass and the nigger card

absolutely based and our guy confirmed

>>24905909
The start of the chinese century has now been cemented after the result of the us election. The usd will devaluation to shit followed by other currencies from western countries that have been afflicted by the holocoof and have resorted to printing themselves to the stratosphere. People will be jumping ship into assets including cryprocurrencies. Why do you think institutions are pandering to the normies now.

>>24906393
That has nothing to do with what I was saying about coinbase having inside knowledge about regulation. In fact, heavy regulation seems like it would vibe with your schizo theory (which I do not agree with) as the US tries to stem the flight from the USD.

>>24906460
I retract my retard statement anon, thank you for the input

>>24906393
>The Chinese century

Take your demoralization shit elseware. I'm not taking orders from bat-eating sociopaths, and neither are you.

>>24905615
Coinbased. Fuck niggers.