/biz/ - Business & Finance

I THOUGHT THIS PEACE OF SHIT STIMULUS CHECK WAS PRICED, 600$ 2000$ 10000$ or 0% IT DIDN'T MATTER
WHY DID YOU PIECES OF SHIT LIE?? MARKETS ONLY GO UP HEHEHEHEHEH KYS NIGGERS

SSL chads report in

Anyone green yet ?

I'm a retard who bought ALPN at $16 and am down 20%. I could hold and it might go back up or I could dump now at a loss (which would save me some taxes) to buy something better (either CRSP or more UUUU). Which?

With everything down, what’s good to look at?

Buy your tlt now faggots

10 year looks ready to break the resistance

>>25286018
What is this June?

Buy the fucking dip. This is like the 20th time this year. Stocks ONLY go up

>>25285988
how can $600 AND $2000 be priced in? Those are two different amounts you nigger.

MCCUNTLL SPEAKS

alright, taking a big risk going into the new year but I'm a believer..

Still waiting for this to become available before jumping in to stocks

DSTOQ.COM

Have a cool $101 left in free cash for the year what options should I take for maximum profit before year end? Thanks.

>>25286036
Don’t tell me I’m the only one who got scammed

>>25286056
You're not the real crackwhore anon

First for SGBX. You know youre in the right place when youre the lone shill.

cunny

I literally and unironically sold out of most of my UUUU and switched it for URA and URNM.

I even know UUUU is gonna recover but I just can’t handle these nervous pink wojak days.

I’m just accepting my hands are weak as shit, that’s just how it is.

major companies pull out of intc over and over the last few months causing understandable dips. What even is this company

Still red, but sitting comfy with my UVXY calls as a hedge.

>>25286083
FUCK OFF

Are we dumping further if the stimulus doesn't pass? I'm 50% cash waiting for an opportunity to buy even cheaper

>>25285192
keltner has nothing to do with day trading, i called day trading a meme earlier maybe you missed it. it's for swing trading non-meme stocks. don't lump me in with this faggot.

that said:
>>25285460
what setting on the HMA? just curious. default 20 periods or something different? i wish i knew how to code so i could code my own bot just to test shit out but i have no clue how to do that without dumping a lot of time into it.

Q1 2021 is going to be a record breaking period for the stock market, then it’s going to crash hard. Screen cap this.

>>25286098

>>25286018
I was up $140 yesterday and now up $50 today.

Just holding until oil isn't shit desu

>>25286135
I'm thinking we dip whether stimulus passes or not.

>>25286135
$2000 stimulus was not priced in and was always doubtful, $600 was.

>>25286165
it didn't.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IDOyaQLuumM

Holy fuck turtleman, PASS IT ALREADY

>hes poor enough to get a stimulus
uh oh

>>25286185
They haven't voted yet

>>25286185
Ya I know, I've watching the senate boomers talk right now. They haven't voted yet, just objections.

>>25286135
No. My stocks will crash 50% but the rest of the market will balloon because I'm an idiot.

>>25285988
Two weeks from now you'll be bitching there's no dip to buy

>>25286165
S&P to 3700-3690 would be cool and hot

>>25286098
>-3.23%
>stressful
Just stick to index funds

OSMT bros...

>>25286228
Where's the stream? I looked on senate .gov but didn't see anything live

>>25286201
Yes, things like SPY are too chaotic for any algo play, at least on our level.

GHIV needs some time to rest... You can take your take sweetie

4u

>>25286208
>he's under 35

Yes.jpg

>>25286254
https://www.c-span.org/video/?507515-1/senate-session

No ones talking right now

>>25286238
Ya I wanna load up on some more UPRO cheapies with my IWM put gains.

>>25286254
https://www.c-span.org/video/?507515-1/senate-session

So it seems Mitch may actually bring the 2000 dollar checks to the floor. PurJew and Loffler probably need it to stave off Ossof and Warnock. Bernie also said he'd filibuster until the session ends, which would potentially force Purjew and Loffler back into the senate only days before the run off is over.

Cunny is the only thing keeping me alive right now

>>25286267
Please delete this post I made a spelling error and now I'm really embarrassed

>>25286232
Judging by your avatar, I'd say the only thing crashing 50% is your testosterone levels, faggot.

ARKK IS GOING BACK UNDER 100

EXIT NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Weird, this was the order book, I moved my limit sell order slowly down, when I hit 12.85 all my shares (24 of them) got sold even though there's only one bid, and the bid remains.

>>25286290
If Bernie filibusters and it works that more than makes up for all the retards he scammed the last 8 years in my books

>>25286277
>>25286278
thanks bros

BCRX nigger shill give me my fucking money back from my loss on OSMT

>>25286304
No, we're gonna give you a perma-ID and laugh at you every single day from now on anon

>>25286250
I bought the bottom today at 5.22 been inching its way up ever since, youre welcome.

crackwhore anon > anons >>> tripfags > my dirty cumrags > kpop poster >>> anime posters

Invest in PHE, it's going to triple by the end of Feb

>>25286339
imagine how many times "billionaires" will be mentioned

>>25286352
did you sell before the decision? I entered today.

Did you buy the Deep State dip?

All I've seen is fucking red for days now

>>25286272
im 28

and havent made under 100k for years

Time to cash out my gains guys, seeya later.

Its more likely that the $2000 passes than it doesn't. They have senate elections. theyd be retarded to block it.

>>25286392
He's literally talking about them right now lmao

>>25286392
Now even more so because he doesn't mention millionaires anymore.

Has anyone ever made lewds of utz girl?
Just wondering....

post the stream

My take; people scam the system pretending to be disabled yet work full time jobs, women has kids to get the "free shit" offered by the state programs. Meanwhile those who work within the system don't get shit. Fuck it; take all the free green they offer and be glad.

>>25286431
>Retarded to block it
>Mitch McConnell
It's not looking too good right now

I have been relieved of my NUZE bags

>>25286453
here
>>25286278

>>25286302
Cunny will save the world

Fuck it, I'm selling OPTI at $0.10

Made a quick grand in like 3 days I'll take it

>>25286468
>implying mitch mconnel isn't politcally savvy

losing georgia means he isnt majority leader anymore

>>25286392
>billionaire
200+ results
>jewish billionaire
No results

>>25286018
Yeah, but that's because I sold all my SSL at a small loss and shoved it all into LYB.

>>25286416
I am at my ATM

>>25286453
>>25286277

>>25286453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzz5_GX4IZE

Alright. I’m waiting for CLF to touch $14 and I’m selling it all. Miss me with these crabs.

>>25286491
>implying mitch mconnel isn't politcally savvy
anon..

>>25286468
Anon, I live in Georgia. The GA senators are getting hammered over the 600 dollar checks. They may win without 2k checks, but the margins here are too close to risk it. The state is trending very purple thanks to Atlanta.

>>25286354
I deleted my post, now you're going to be the laughing stock

ARK funds are all dying bros :(

UHHHHH PLTR CHADS?

>>25286534
*thanks to Dominion

ELI5

>>25286534
Yup. Too many trannies, niggers, and gays in Georgia.

bros you said to buy SPACs why am i losing money

>>25286534
Is that Perimeter? Too lacking of poor people to be Lenox

Buy BABA

Fuck this market and fuck your stimulus

>>25286071
all in nak

>>25286580
Very good sir, buy more, do the needful

>>25286566
Give it back Tyrone

>>25286547
Why there's literally no reason for it

>2000 dollar stimulus checks don't get a vote
>both republicans win GA anyway

>>25286534
pretty obvious that nigs dont vote, they nigger rig

>>25286412
pump pump pump, why does nobody talk about this?

>>25286580

>INTC gets a pump
Did they announce a functioning 7nm design?
>no, it's because of some fund manager calling them out for being shit
That's what people consider to be good news? He didn't even offer anything realistic, aside from telling them to hire better designers

>>25286535
Oh did you now

>>25286025
>I bought CRSP at $159 right before it started a new dump
the bogs are after me, or maybe I'm just retarded

>>25286565
Nah anon. The politics of class are really changing. Suburban whites used to republican, but they're starting to break for Democrats (now they may also vote or Purdue and Purdue only lose by 0.01% (in the sense he'd have avoided the run off). There's people at my job who unironically watched the Democratic debates and supported Buttigeg. GA has a lot of immigrants (not just from other countries, but other states.)

no cash, left, im all in the market. might be time to start selling some shit. I don't have any stunning gains anywhere at the moment though, tough decisions ahead.

>>25286639
no options to gamble on

>>25286427
>I'm 28 and well connected

Well good for you.

>>25285981
Tqqq has done better than my whole portfolio

Up 40% just buying it randomly not checking it not worrying or anything. It just goes up fucking every day

>>25286566
jail time

>>25286395
no i've been waiting on the meeting to happen before selling. who knows, i might just get fucked harder(not in a good way)

>>25286598
I’m all in baby... let’s go Baba! China China China!

>>25286489
>sell OPTI at $0.10

I considered selling 10% of my stock at $0.15, but after seeing some of the pics in their pics I'm just going to hold.

They also have a provisionary patent for an EV.

May be a long hold, but I can definitely see it being pretty profitable

>>25286547
told you retards for months it´s a meme women fund, they only buy memes and it the bubble has to pop sometime

>>25286668
Do like me, sell some deep red garbage to save on taxes.

>>25286643
FUCK YOU

Redditors have LITERALLY paid me $11k the past 4 months buying my overpriced CRSR and PLTR calls. Nothing comfier thanthis

>>25286642
it's a shit company, their management is completely out of touch with reality, no long term prospects compared to pretty much any other semicompany

>>25286637
The democrats only need enough nigger votes. It's literally gays, basedboys, carpetbaggers, and whatever else they get to vote. My hometown has gotten so bad that they have beaner gangs in the high schools.

>>25286715
Are you the dude that sells naked calls?

>>25286707

>>25286684
could go either way with these things. I imagine the news will be released AH

>GEVO only had a small dip
Fuck this makes me think tomorrow will be bigger. I really want to buy more.

>>25286727
Yes

>>25286675
bro just apply, I got into a Big Four firm as an Associate without any connections there. You just need to connect with the hiring manager well and find a team you would fit in with. Tailor your resume to the job description for every job you apply for. Took me 100+ applications and being unemployed for 3 months

>>25286706
i will if i some thing worth selling for. not seeing anything worth taking a loss right now.

bros apparently there are Chinese TV stations that shill stocks on reddit,how can we profit from this?

>>25286566
>ELI5
Underage! MOOOOOOODS!

>>25286675
im smart and you're not. its that simple.

>>25286693
I don't get these pics.

Its in their warehouse of products they do not sell.
Is OPTI a middleman in a sale of 2 billion?

>>25286753
maybe, who knows. i really hope it gets done by 2PM EST like some chumps are saying on WeButt

>>25286778
we don't we just tell them to fuck off when they come in here telling us to buy BILI and BABA

>>25286767
he must consider an engineering degree "connections" lol.

>>25286715
Don’t you need like 200k in the stocks to do this?

This week sucks.

>>25286566
>ELI5

Anyone here know anything about Sunhydrogen (HYSR)? Down 20% today and just filed an 8-k http://archive.fast-edgar.com/20201229/AT22A22CLZ22K29L229I22Y2G2LL2222Z222/

Is the senate off in a different room autistically screaming at each other right now?

>>25286721
It's high time we get in the old chevy with a couple of bb guns and slingshots and teach those beaners their place. Aim for the eyes and ears and crotch. Fuckin spics.

I've got $50, someone shill me something that isn't uranium

>>25286757
Based, I'm the guy that warned you about the risks a couple weeks ago, but you seem to be doing fine. PLTR has events on Jan 7 and Jan 26 (unsure on the last one), so you may might to sell further OTM ones on them around that time. God speed.

>>25286833
Im selling naked calls

>>25286757
takes balls

>>25286815
I think ultimately it comes down to the company and when they want to break the news. It is quite possible the decision has already been made.

>the senate session is still going on

just vote on it already you fucks no one is even listening to your old asses

>>25286767
>100+ applications and being unemployed for only 3 months

I'm not sure if you understand this but if this was "the norm" to just "shake a boomer's hand and get employed" then there wouldn't be so many people scrounging for scraps. You're either bullshitting or straight up lying on the internet, because you're a faggot and I find it tiresome that the median income for a 4 person household in the richest counties are only slightly about 100k, yet apparently every retard on 4chan is making 200k easily before he was 25 with no connections and only a gift of gab to announce his presence to HR managers.

I have to pretend to be a girl online to make money and look at dicks

I truly want to die its so fucked this is better than wagecucking

>>25286412
>sub 600k average volume
dude who pays you

>>25286580
>he fell for the spac meme

>>25286832
It sounds cliche but it's just a numbers game. If you apply enough places you're more likely to find a good job than not. Haven't used connections to get into any company I've worked with, I literally just blasted out applications until one worked out.

>>25286794
See >>25286883

Your parents are rich and you're in denial because rich cunts never want to admit you were in the right clubs and knew the right people.

>>25286864
If you put a buy order at $25.00 with some luck you might just be able to buy to shares of PACB

>>25286864
>$50
Go get a steak dinner anon.

Seriously though, do people invest less than four digits? I mean, I guess I could see three digits, but two?

>>25286892
You got convinced to do that by that one thread a few weeks ago?

>>25286875
ah, thank you for the insight.
i wasn't aware that it would come down to that.
should i make an AH order to sell at 5% more than my average?

OPTIMARINES ARE YOU READY
3m and Honeywell boxes in twitter screenshots

>>25286883
Judging by your anime avatar you're worthless human trash that has failed at everything in their life and blames the world instead of acknowleding how worthless you are. All you know is failure, and people who do well are "lucky", because self-realization just doesn't exist in your vapid, burned out brain.

>>25286836
>People who just want to watch anime and play videogames in peace

>>25286892
what kind of job is that do you get paid to catfish pedos for the fbi?

>>25286335
How is that weird? Buy market orders take liquidity on the ask, not the bid.

>>25286923
Who do you think posted it I’ve been doing this for years

>>25286846
https://sunhydrogen.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/hypersolar-moves-closer-building-pilot-080005670.html
solar, looks kinda gay

>>25286865
Thanks anon. yeah I know the PLTR lock out is expiring but honestly the premiums aren’t worth it any more, CRSR on the other hand... thank you redditards.
>>25286873
The risk isn’t that high, at worst you have to panic buy to close but I haven’t had to yet.

>>25286950
>>25286953
How make money from coomtards?

>>25286954
I specifically said that I was selling

>people acting like earning 100k at 28 is impossible

Stop doing faggot ass IT and coding garbage. Work in mining, oil, or gas.

>>25286950
I get paid by simps

>>25286926
I don't give investing advice. Just wanted to give you the correct information so you can make that decision yourself.

>>25286937
Says the retard losing money on SPACs

>>25286911
>Your parents are rich and you're in denial because rich cunts never want to admit you were in the right clubs and knew the right people.
Pretty much, it's rare to find someone that can admit they go where they were through connection. I hustled for 2 fucking years in a field and eventually broke through because of a mutual friend without even having an interview. The world is unfair, you have to start meeting people if you want work.

>>25286939
It's like we left Plato's Cave, saw how unchangeable the world is, and turned around right back into NEETdom.

>>25286892
do you at least make a lot of money off of it?

>>25286883
I don't make 200k or even 100k. I have a decent degree from a state school but nothing prestigious. I don't come from a rich family. I've busted ass at previous jobs and have good references, and recognize applying places is a numbers game and at some point it'll work in your favor. Just bust ass and be persistent.

>>25286846
Dilution. That investor probably cashing out.
Maybe it was a short but I dono

>>25286937
Anime website, boomer.

>lucky

Well when the bulk of people fall below your income level and you're apparently above the income level for single males in the richest country in the USA, how else would you be defined if not extremely well connected? There's no such thing as "being smart", there are plenty of "smart" people who never go anywhere because there's just not a demand for them. The reality is that either you've got the guy who can hook you up with a good job, or you don't. And the fact that all you can do is seethe (and are unrelated to the other two posters) speaks to the veracity of my statement and how deeply it cuts you.

>>25286931
i might sell half of my 4 cent shares when we break a dollar, idk. juuust to be safe ;^)

>>25286931
see>>25286797

>>25286864
nigger lok at raytheon and lockheed , its a huuuuge dip and it all depends on the bill passed to launch

I bought ALPP today. What am I in for?

Hey reddit, please shill me good value stocks.
Yesterday someone mentioned JVA. I am studiying the company and it seems very promising

CLF is forming a cup and handle on the 5 minute chart. Buy now guys!

>>25286976
It used to be fucking insane like retarded amounts of money but the apps started banning people for it and fixed all the hacked apps and there’s a ton of Indians and zoomers fucking it up

If you find a good way to get people to add you you can make a fucking fortune at the cost of opening dick pics

>>25286989
DOES ANYONE HAVE LEWDS OF UTZ GIRL PLEASE I NEED TO NUT

>>25287032
MFA my friend

>>25286919
I'm a grad student, so I don't make much. I invest small amounts each month and its been working well for me so far.
>>25286912
I'll look into it, thanks

John Cornyn talking about China and Uranium on CSPAN

>>25286986
thank you lad. its the big brains like you that help the tiny brains, like me, that give me hope in this world

>>25286978
It is usually more that you have to keep hunting for the next job after being hired. Easier to move "upwards" by being hired by a competitor than trying to be promoted.
The Fed destroyed the old definition of a career. You have to be constantly mercenary now.

>>25286997
logic and emotion had a war, and emotion won, anon. emotion won.

I finally have a portfolio without any retarded pick (except perhaps NUMI), even though I bought some at retarded prices. For each I'm in with between 9% and 18% of my portfolio. Am I gmi?

THINK ABOUT THE WIGGERS PLEASE MAN

>>25287099
>without any retarded pick
>mushroom stocks

>>25287086
This is solid advice. Never stop looking for something better. Worst case you meet people at other companies and add them to your network.

>>25287039
how do you explain that to the IRS?

>Stimulus talks supposed to be taken place
>Taking about China and abortions

>>25287099
>no retard picks
>full of retard picks

Um did this senator literally just mention a "new world order" on the floor on live TV?

>>25287099
>numi

Get ready for a world of hurt when its unhalted.

>>25287022


why even argue? he probably has his parents giving him everything he has and talking out of his ass.

>>25287154
anon, you thought the NWO was a conspiracy theory? it's a talking point that they mention out in the open all the time

>>25287148
b-bullish for LGVW?

>>25287166
I'm already down 40% on it, how much worse can it get?

>>25287149
>>25287131
so ngmi then, that's ok

>>25287154
Bush Sr did that in the 90s, it's nothing new

>>25287148
>WIGGGEERSSS

>>25287154


nwo being discussed on the senate floor is beyond boomer at this point.

>>25287030
bankruptcy

>>25287154
where have you been? it isn't a secret
https://www.weforum.org/great-reset

Fuck you, GME.
Fuck you, Cohen.
Fuck you, Sherman.
Fuck you, Melvin.
Fuck you, Bofag.

>>25287154
Bullish AF for Palantir in the dystopian future timeline

I have to make more than 1k a month with stocks to get even (rent,food, etc.) ngmi

>>25286978
>Stop doing faggot ass IT and coding garbage
???

100k is completely normal for a SW engineer with a few years under your belt

>t. SW engineer making 100k+

>>25287232
Made for George Floyd's neck

>>25287218
Stock split and shares being released at 68 cents. big yikes from me dawg.

>what is a stop loss

I fucking love cunny. If there was any more proof in the stability of UTZ, here you guys go. It may be relatively crabby, but it always makes higher highs and lows. I'm glad my portfolio bad a big chunk safe in this little girl's pockets.

FUBO stop dumping

Portfolio
XOM
LUMN
OKE
SUN
EPD

Holding divies is kind of boring bros.

cmon do something...

>>25287154
>The madam president calls him to her desk after he's done speaking and tells him to leave
WHAT THE FUCK

>cold war discussion.

if GME could drop faster to $16 that'd be greeeeeaat.

>>25287270
That's so funny bro I can't breathe

>>25286767
>100+ applications to get a job at a big four
>took 3 months
>brags about it
I'm contracting second hand depression from this post

>>25286549
buy the dip

fucking pass the military budget and get talking about 2k stim fuck these old guys

>>25287271
>stock split
how's that a bad thing
>68 cents after split
so $1.36 pre-split, that's higher than it is now

>>25287303
If GME drops to $16 I won't be able to afford my wife's son dinner.

Made $1.5k day trading PLTR on my phone. A little upset because I could have made a lot more if I was a little less greedy or faster. I'm not great at day trading yet.

>>25287270
>>25287232
more like made for lil' twinky's bussy

IT UNSTOPABLE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CHECK AMAZING METTALEX GROWING (X4 FOR A MONTH)

FORGET ABOUT TARD SHITCOINS
ALREADY LISTED ON BINANCE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL EVENTS EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT LISTED YET!

>>25287303
I'll allow it, I already sold my calls and waiting for a re-entry.

NAK NAK NAK NAK

>>25287099
>all those picks
you basically just added mushroom memes to ARKG lmao

JUST MOVE ALREADY

>>25287346
it's gonna infinity squeeze some time in 2021, that's just a fact. im just swinging it in the mean time. just want to get a hopefully good price before Q4 ER.

>>25286491
Very good move. I was up 2 grand in OPTI and got greedy. Shit fell down to $0.04 again and I went below my fucking cost basis. It was within like 2 days. It was fast and unforgiving. It's a PnD scam, so get out while you're winning. I'm proud of you.

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVERYONE BUYING TODAY???

>>25287341
Locked up shares at 68 cents are being released. I was only joking about the split. Either way, I was in at 85 and sold at 220 I will re enter sub a dollar

Good time to add some more GHIV? My avg is 11 but I want more

>>25287376
yeah but I took only the better ARKG picks. And added UUUU.

>>25287363

thank you sir very needful

>>25287413
COUV!

>>25287268
saturated field, i think it trends down in the near future. i was also more referencing code monkeys that do that web dev stuff, data analysis type stuff.

>>25287154
New World Order doesn't mean anything nefarious. It simply means a changing global order. From Cold War (Bipolar) to American Hegemony (Unipolar.) From American Hegemony to (most likely) a multipolar world.

>>25287413
not my stocks that's for sure

OPTIMARINES, WE MARCH!

>Reps still talking about Lolbama in 2020

>>25287413
LOCKHEED MARTIN AND RAYTHEON, DIP IS GOOD AND AFTER THIS BILL IS PASSED ITS GONNA MOOOOOOOOON

>>25287413

nothing, waiting on the boomer talk to end in the senate. Mitch wont pass it but who knows.

>>25287458
Who the fuck are these OTC shills

Posting loli and perpetrating mental illness across these boards

>>25287485
>tfw want to pump $15k into OPTI but only have 1 day trade left and don’t want to hold over night

>>25287414
I'm not even paying attention to what MMED and NUMI are doing anymore, I'm just holding and not counting them as part of my daily gains/losses. I'm sure with enough patience I'll do more than break even on those two, even if one goes nowhere.

>>25287479
>multipolar
Yeah, I'm sure the Western and Chinese elite are looking forward to working with African dictators and self-appointed kings.

>>25286767
What if you are a 4chan veteran and have legitimate autism? "Connecting with the hiring manager" is impossible when you have no capacity to understand what they want to hear and don't want to hear.

>>25287097
For now.

>>25287508
>posting loli
U sir r dumb

>>25287508
sorry, next time I'll post 3D trannies instead I guess

>>25286566
You need to go back.

>>25287529
Tell them what they need to hear and move on with your day.

>>25287529
>what they want to hear and don't want to hear.
I'm quite comfortable and assertive in my actions until I start thinking in that mindset. Then everything goes to shit.
Caring about other people is the worst thing you can do.

>>25287528
africa will never be relevant

>>25287523
NUMI is definitely the stronger play long term. There is just a bunch of hype around mmed because of Oleary and the potential to uplist. NUMI is one of a handful of companies working directly with health canada. Being the first to legally grow and extract psilocybin is huge news and it dumped 15% the day that story broke because the rsi was to high. Long term Im sure NUMI will recover, but I would suggest lowering your cost by averaging down.

I lost $2,000 today which means alot for my 5-figure portfolio. What food should I binge eat for this feel?

>>25287640
Cunny

>>25287640
vodka

>>25287640
weed and chinese

>>25287529
The interview questions themselves aren't the problem. They have been worked out to death and it isn't hard to come up with a decent scripted answer for pretty much every one. It is avoiding giving the appearance and body language that you are the sort of person nobody actually wants to work with that is hard.

>>25287640
pizza

>>25287640
None

You can’t afford to faggot

>>25287629
>NUMI is definitely the stronger play long term
kek

>>25287640
bullets

>>25287640
Arby's beef n cheddars with some deep fried mozzarella sticks in cheese sauce.

>>25287640

eat bugs and Chinese people.

>>25287661
Damn that sounds amazing. I think I will buy some cannabis vape oil from the dispensary and get some shitty chink food like panda express

>>25287640
What did you do? Options?

>>25287629
I wouldn't do that for now, I went fairly heavy on both (41% of my portfolio is those two) so I think that's enough at least for now.

>>25287640
Don't binge eat, anon. Start starving yourself when your upset, it's a slightly healthier habit

>>25287413
GEVO

>>25287707
That's what I'm doing senpai, toke and eat, just don't get hooked

>>25287640
Little Ceasars, or beef lo mein.

>>25287708
Lost money on TWST, OSMT, and GME options (the latter of which im not too concerned about since I expected it).

Will you guys let me know if they start talking about stimulus again, I don't care what these old retards think about China

>CLF

>ww3
>south china sea
>hack
Chinks prepare for war
>raytheon and lockheed dips hard

(((They )))have been planning this

>>25287726
senpai

>>25287720
shill me on GEVO

>>25287726
I would rather get hooked on weed than chinese food. The amount of vegetable oil used in chink food is unimaginably worse for you than weed

>>25287640
Utz. It's made for poors

>>25287278
Same, I'm up 4% today from this little CUNNY crusader.

God I love NAK

>>25287755
schizoposting

fuck all will happen in feb.

screencap this.

>>25287783
That's why I like my 20:4 feed window. I eat like shit for 4 hours but I cannot gain weight.

Chinese sounds good. I could go for some egg rolls, General Tso's chicken, and fried rice.

>>25287719
I think starving yourself in general is probably one of the healthiest things you can do. Countries like Italy and Japan where caloric restriction /fasting is common are where people live the longest

2020
>% Return in period: 19%
>Win percent % (closed positions): 86%
money for nothing, chicks for free

>>25287826
I am gonnna mooooon with (((them))) and they cant stop it

>>25287853
I started a month ago and I'm up 20% lol

>down $300 today
>buy the dip
I'm gonna make it

>>25287529
I have mild aspergers and have been here years. Idk bro just try and mirror their body language. Just read the job description very throughly and use real world examples from previous jobs to show you've been in similar situations. Just don't say anything too extreme or dumb because remember you will be representing their company if you work there, they want to know you'll be a good goy and they can trust you.

>>25287826
Yeah just like this guy right?

>>25287852
Good thing I only eat once a day then I guess

>>25287681
I missed the joke

>>25286139
I use a 10 period HMA, with the periods equal to 1 minute. Default I read was 10. Look into backtrader in python, it is specifically made to be easy to test shit. In less than 60 lines of code (including spaces and comments) I can backtest my strategy over 1 year of minute -level data

they wont pass this bill before 4. if there's one thing about old people, is that they never shut up after they go on a tangent. this senator is talking about John Kennedy, the cold war, the 90s. What a joke.

At what point should I move out of my parents basement? 6 figures?

>>25287850
For me its fried rice, egg rolls, beijing style beef, sichuan pork, dumplings, and cream cheese rangoons.
I think I will buy some indica vape oil from the dispensary as well.
>>25287885
That is good, a small eating window is good for you. But also I think a 24-48 hour fast once or twice a week is amazing for you.

>>25287904
I know, I can't believe I've sat through so much boomer rambling

Got a 5k end of year bonus to blast on STONKS.
give me a new stock to get into, but you have to explain why.

>>25287906
Depends on where you live...

>>25287587
>>25287602
Do you know how autism works? If you don't care what they think and speak your mind you end up saying lines like:
>"I didn't go to college because it's a generational scam. But my resume of programming languages as well as my portfolio of practically created projects utilizing those languages should showcase that I really do learn better on my own than in an overpriced institution structured around the creation of debt slaves to prop up an older generation who seeks to siphon every last penny from their grandchildren before dying and having it all confiscated by the governments."

If you're lucky, you get someone who understands. But chances are you're being interviewed by HR Stacy and that hits a little too close to home so she rejects you before you even get a chance to speak with your potential boss in interview number 2 or 3. In fact, interviews being 3 fucking parts is such a harsh autism filter that even if you manage to successfully get past most of them you'll certainly fail by the last one. Especially when it comes to questions like:
>"What is your greatest weakness?"

Don't care what they think? Cool, your answer will be:
"I'm not a good communicator. I often come off as offensive in my emails, and I prefer working alone because others tend to either lag behind or create issues that I later have to rectify, therefore doubling my workload and creating more inefficiencies than if I worked myself."

These aren't hypotheticals by the way. I've gone into interviews saying lines similar to the above, only after giving up on trying to butter the interviewer up with sweet lies. The truth hits harder and younger even less invites to the next round of interview when you answer their questions honestly. But I've already given up on employment because my autism is being out to good use making more than I've ever made in the markets.

>>25286566
>ELI5


It takes a while for your buys/sells to process. If you're buying/selling quickly there is a chance you might not yet actually own the shares you're selling. Thats called a good faith violation, and might be very much no bueno.

>>25287906
never, live there until you inherit it for maximum savings

I got fucked biz and not in a good way

>>25287870
but I didn't, I took losses during Feb-March
I'm very happy with my results

>>25287882
/pol/ magik

>>25287926
Half of inhofe's talk is uhh ehh muhh, and sucking trump off

>>25287882
>fairly probable 15% lethality rate

>>25287929
I think solid advice when talking with recruiters is to act as much of an NPC as possible.

ITS NOT EVEN SOUR HOUR AND WE'RE FUCKING DPOOOMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How the fuck is doordash stock so high? They offer such a faggot service that overcharges the hell out of you and that is just the food, not to mention delivery and tip?

>>25287882
>10% true
>90% schizo
WOW AMAZING POST UPVOTE

Buy 10k of CLF or PLTR before close?

>>25287667
>Decent scripted answer for every one
Autists can't stick to a script in social situations. I'm not talking about meme autism but legitimate clinical autism. No matter how much you practice beforehand, your answer won't come out the same when tested.

>>25287984
neither.

>>25287980
Who the fuck under 300 lbs ever eats at Arby's?

>>25285981
>UVXY 7.5%

>>25287992
hmmm I don't have this problem. I just go full NPC in interviews. Maybe I'm just awkward and not actually autistic.

>>25286335
bid/ask sizes are in lots, not individual shares. other guy's broker scooped your shares, and went elsewhere to fill the rest of their order

>>25287973
Whhh wasn’t 100% but close fucking enough

With the shit the chunks were letting leak out including welding people in homes, quarantine camps, spraying god knows what on the streets, the pics of the crematoriums etc it wasn’t unreasonable at the time.

>>25288027
Stfu faggot. Don't talk shit about the meats

>>25287943
Yup, inheriting property is key to becoming Old Money.

How many senators have started out bitching about being in the senate this week? "muh holidays"

WHY IS BABA GOING UP ON NO NEWS AT ALL?

>>25287928
you could short Alfen Beheer

>>25288032
If it gets above 25 we’re in for a real deal dooooomp

>>25287980
>How the fuck is doordash stock so high? >They offer such a faggot service that overcharges the hell out of you and that is just the food, not to mention delivery and tip?
>robin hood retards not accounted for


You must be new to capitalism, comrade.

Doordash will have an epic fall with no survivors.

>>25288052
either it's accurate or it isn't

anything else is just fugazi

>>25288060
When was the last time your stomach was small enough to see your penis?

i use uber to deliver for doordash without my own car

>>25288084
There is news

CLF
"Zachs Investment Research upgrades Cleveland-Cliffs to Outperform from Neutral, adjusts PT to $16 from $14."

>>25288102
6ft 150lb skeleton man here, I like Arbys

>>25287943
I have 2 siblings who's to say I'll be the one getting the house

>>25288040
It's a spectrum so maybe you're not as bad as I am. I particularly fail at "what is your wage expectation" questions hard - because HR faggots can't write a job description for shit so you honestly don't even know what the position truly is asking for until you're a few weeks into it already.

>>25288084
because it's growth in literal value territory

>>25288128
It can't even break $14

>>25288102
I like myself some Arby's and you post this cringe shit?

>>25288128
ITS OVER

>>25287913
>24-48 hour fast
That sounds awful. How do you have energy to exercise by the second day?

>>25288027
I like Arbys. I recommend showing up during 2-5 and buying a bunch of jalapeno sliders with no cheese and pouring spicy 3 pepper sauce on them. And a snack jamocha shake.

>>25288131
based. finally got around to eating arby's for the first time ever the other day. got the #1. not sure why they get all the hate. what do you recommend?

WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY

>>25288032

>>25288176
you're allowed to lick a brick of salt or drink seawater

>>25288027
Nothing like eating a good roast beef sammich if you know what I mean.

>>25288166
m-m-maybe it didn't break because everyone was waiting for Zachs to tell them it's OK to buy it up higher? haha...ha...why did I buy Crabland Cliffs...

Guess who's still long GME lololol

>>25288197
Is that really enough to do 8-hour arms? I'm not trying to look like a bushman over here.

>>25288190
I've been getting the 2 for $6 and just getting the greek gyros for a while now, for cheap gyros theyre pretty good, otherwise usually just beef and cheddars

>>25288220
And when it crashes she’ll be silent

>>25288176
>How do you have energy to exercise by the second day?
You have to combine it with nofap

>>25288176
Genuinely your body gets used to it, fat people are just afraid of going hungry for a couple weeks

>>25288214
Everyone just keeps telling me steel moves slow but god damn it ive already been bagholding a coin for 4 months, this for a month

>>25288265
>>25288265
>>25288265
>>25288265
/thread

>>25288191
Solarwinds

Reversal doji
Rsi oversold
Macd tightening
At support price (around what it IPOD)

Can get in now or wait one more day for a confirmation

>>25288241
ASMR thot apparently has iron hands because she held through Q3

>>25288135
Tell the HR stacy that you would need to learn more about the role before you can provide a number or range.

>>25288220
I had to read it twice to understand that she meant
>Feel free to justify (your short position in) this stock (by saying that it) is brick and mortar and it's worth pennies

>>25288116
Dangerously based

>>25288233
arby's gyros fucking suck, if it's not carved off a spit by a sweaty turkish guy with a scimitar it's no good.
t. can only get good gyros on the weekend when the farmers market opens

>>25288331
It's not like it's the best gyro I've ever had, I get what I pay for, 2 okayish gyros for $6

>>25288331
>Farmers market

>>25288176
Strength training while fasting doesn't really work, but cardio gets easier. You have to coordinate your lifting with your fasting but it's worth it overall.

>>25288027
I'm 240 6'2 and semi fit, and I fucking love arby's

>>25288232
no, you gotta eat big to get big

>>25287263
just invest like 400k in the right stonks bro ez

What did I told you niggers, rtx and lmt going up, prepare to kill chinks and sand niggers

>>25288331
I haven’t been back to Arby’s since i tried their gyro. I use to like their classic beef n cheddar’s.

>>25285981
Any good broker app or program for UK? Robinhood got cancelled here.