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Last chance to buy
Are you buying the dip?
Took my profits today ladsHoping for something nice and red on monday so I can get some LEAPs :)
>he didn't buy MGTI before the EoD POOOOOOMPAAAAAAAAAA +100% IN THREEE HOURS POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP
how did you do today? are you going to let go of any positions before the weekend?
>>25709948I'll wait until Tuesday. Never buy anything on the day of the dump.
Mindmed makes me sick. This stupid shitstock is just going to sit at 3.00 and do fucking nothing with zero volume. Fuck 'supporting le company's cause', this piece of absolute dogshit better do something soon.
Any word on AMRS?
holy shit tesla calls really are free money huh?
>>25709975I have 10k shares of this. Why is this doing this???? I wanted to get 20k but the company is just so fucking sketchy.
kys faggot
>-3% on Wednesday>oh, this is fine, my portfolio will go back up>-3% yesterday>uh, it'll go back up>-3% todayIt'll go back up on Monday... right guys?
great week for MARA
>>25709979Not bad anon.Got memed into buying MGTI which fucking raped anything else today in terms of gains.
gonna need you all to be brutally honest, r8 my poorfolio. student so i make sub $20k a year and am in relative poverty
>>25710086Forgot pic >>25710047Bitcoin mining company so as long as btc keeps going this will keep mooning. I guess.
>>25709979did gud for the first time since Sept, let's hope I don't fuck it up
>>25709897Fuck you
>>25710111>he also bought SYNit's over bro, they played us like a goddamn fiddle
Soltec shill you here ? Wtf happened today.
>>25709897CLF rocket is taking off, last change to board
>>25710009hold it will break out this month on news
>>25709979Absurdly well, I hit 25k on Monday and everything has been smooth sailing.I just feel silly that it took me 4 months to reach 25k and then in one week I absolutely destroyed that.
>>25709987eh...In a dump this big, yes. Look at FedEx. That kind of drop is the one you wait 1 week/month to let digest before going in.Then there's ARCT. It dropped 50% and immediately gained 26%. SRPT only missed a deadline and their stock will come back before going any lower. I made 25% off calls alone.
I am on the CLF rocket, along with various Lithium stocks.
Woe!
Am I gonna be ok?
>>25710603What do you have?
>>25709979solid gains, anon. I certainly got a good boost after the Biden speech. AZN is going to gain even more next week.
Should I put 1k into CLF? How high is it going to go?
>>25710726You bought a put, on tesla? No senor
>>25710726that's a camel bro sorry but it's going to go up at least 10% this week
>>25710726I would never buy a contract on Tesla. That company breaks all the rules, and you could get fucked. I bought at $80 and again at $600 and I felt stupid buying at $600 almost certain they would sink. :/
Where do I learn about option trading? How much do I need to get started?
>>25710726Tesla will be making 2 billion Model Ys for the next 10 years. Wrong move, hombre.
>>25710798fundamentals are too good so people are not going to short it it's just getting revalued higher
>>25710603How'd ya do it anon
>>25710798Correct move anon, 35 EOM
>>25710881But model y's are lame though
>>25710643what's a good lithium stock?
>>25710726Lmao no you ducking idiot
>>25710754Right now I'm holding MARA/RIOT option over the weekend because I expect it to go back up after btc bounced off 42k.Didn't feel comfortable holding my TSLA call so I sold it before close.As for stocks I have:ADPTDSPEPIFFAVGOWMTCSCOJPM>>25710886I throw stuff into dividend stocks (refer to above) while playing with options that I feel comfortable with. A lot of energy stuff. A couple of options I played wit this month:MARA/RIOTTSLACHEK (stock)SNDL (stock)IPOC/IPOD/IPOEPOLA (stock)DDDBNGOBLNKXLPLUGTLGT (stock)
>>25710409NONE OF THESE ARE FUNNY KYS
>>25710603I’ve been doing demoralizing shit hard depressing boring awful work for 3 years and don’t even have close to this I WANT FUCKING DEATH
>>25711041yeah i literally went from 8.5k to 22k off DDD. Im not sure how I feel about the stock though - 3D printing is a market that has lots of room to grow but realistically this is absurd. No reason for there not to be a pull back relatively soon.
>>25711550I think DDD is a really good stock. They just recently paid off their debt and made a disgusting amount of money which is why it exploded in the first place. That said you're right and I would wait for a pull back before I was comfortable holding stock in it.
>>25710144I never understand theseLike have you just been investing with 300 dollars for half a year or what? Or do you have many multiple accounts?
>>25711672Yes I just saw that...funnily enough I sold just before close, and I believe by Monday people will have made up their minds about it. Im hoping it will settle at around 18$ and then when 2021 q1 results come it'll rise again.
>>25711041>dividend stocksAny reason why nobody on here buys AT&T for that div? It's consistent and the shares are pretty cheap
JVA
>>25711872>T>36 year div champ>7.23 div yieldI'll definitely pick some up. Main reason I don't have it was just that it wasn't on my radar.
Just a friendly reminder to buy puts on TWTR this coming Monday. Shit is about to go nuclear lol.
>be me, newfag /biz/tard>3k in savings and godfather gives me 10k to invest>just read articles and avoid fomoing my money>up 30% in first 2 monthsAm I actually smart or am I just getting lucky anons?
>tfw i went all in on SOXL and TQQQ in Aprilthanks SOXL shill for showing me the way, if you're lurking thiseven with corrections i'll be a millionaire in 5 years
>>25712313Both. Always both.
Seeing newfags unironically FOMOing hurts me tbqh.
Whats going to happen uranium bros
>>25712313>Am I actually smart or am I just getting lucky anons?what are your picks?it's probably a mixture of luck, clown market, and doing actual research
just started, what a meme
>>25709897TSLA announcement is making JT spread like a virus.
>>25712313Everyone is making money right now. Don’t go crazy and don’t let it go to your head.
>>25712313based, reserve some profits in an etf and you'll be okay
Based Cathie Wood, I bought her top holding in ARKG, PACB and I am 40% up
>>25710072I thought everyone in /smg made at least 30% this week. Wtf happened?
started 2 weeks ago and am dicking around with only TSLA and NIO, what a meme
Where are my BIDU bros and BILIvers ? How are you doing these days? :)
>>25712466Make sure you’re ready for what’s coming frenPicked up some more UEX and AZZ today
>>25712466its just dipping right now, i sold my puts so its free to go back up now
>>25710083Bitcoin isn't going to dump over the weekend r-right?
JAGX CHADS WW@?
When is the bubble popping bros
You didn't sell Baba yesterday, right smg?
>>25712671>Bitcoin isn't going to dump over the weekend r-right?bitcoin is going to dump when the Chicoms decide to dump ityou do know it's artificially manipulated to drain funds from western investors, right?
>>25712641Same, adding JT to the mix too since Elon mentioned it
>>25712671It shouldn't with the recent pattern of it exploding over the weekend. Also if it does it should be temporary because of all of the positive price targets. Price targets are fucking magnets man they just pull stocks/currencies up/down with enough of them. Especially the very generous 141k call by JPMJust watch out for shiny numbers. x2k x5k x8k etc.. There's nothing inherently special about them. BTC likes to bounce off these numbers and drop like 2-3k. Use those time to get out, see what happens then get back in.
>>25710042I'm considering getting TSLA X5 ETFs
>>25712880>ust watch out for shiny numbers. x2k x5k x8k etc.. There's nothing inherently special about them.So basically next milestone is 45k or 50k where we'll see a bounce?
>>25712789>>25712880Thanks, I'll hold the weekend
>>25710111your portfolio is retarded and will be worth 0$ mid way through this year. Read a fucking investing book, watch peter lynch, stop making stupid fucking investments.
>>25710111There is no point in owning 90 different shares with $2000
>>25712941Probably still 42k. It never successfully made it past but it probably will the next time it tests it. Then it'll explode to 45k then drop back to 42k and repeat.It will probably open monday at 46k that's my prediction.
>>25710111honestly its not too bad. just wish u had more in TQQQ or QCLN
>>25710111holy shit "diversification" does not mean this
>>25712468HEXOSTMTSLA DBXMOONAAPLETHI also had positions in RKT, INAQ, AAL, AI, and SENS that I sold for profit. The only positions I’ve lost in a dipped out of early like W and CRSR.
>>25710072How are you down in a week where practically everything was green? What the fuck do you have.
>>25710882Gregory Mannerino's new book
>>25710984If you are buying the lithium meme also consider Nickel and copper miners. All of these have been pumped already tho.
God I fucking love NEE. My $102 2022 calls are killing it. Thanks NEE shill
This is the LAST, FINAL, ULTIMATE, absolutely CONCLUSIVE reminder to hop on the BFARF train before it leaves the station. REMINDER:>hit $3 today>US listing imminent >hydroelectric-powered facilities >low marketcap>higher hash rate than MARA >cheap as fuckHop on and ride the train, niggers!
>>25710111I got 10k portfolio and I am only holding 3 stocks and I think it is too much.i want to trim it down to two stocks 5k each and DCA into both. Your young and you can take more risk to get more gains, diversification is when you have 100k+
>>25713540where? as europoor I don't see this in Degiro
GHIV hit $13 why aren't you in yet?
>>25713662Just type in Bitfarms into market search on degiro, comes up on Toronto exchange
>>25713540I boought 100 shares of BFARF and 900 of ARBKF
>>25709897Does this make CLF chad whale status now? That's an enormous volume of LEAPS
>>25713708thanks!too bad exchange is closed already .. but will try to get in on Monday
I fell for the $GOEV meme. Almost didn't end the day green. Still holding until it's worthless, now that I lost a day on this shit. Feels bad though.
>everything up after hoursBased kikes
Should I get Tesla calls? Tesla could hit above $1000 if they beat earnings.
>>25713540>>25713662This is Canada stock, why buy Bitfarms CryptoStar (CSTR) is trading at 0.14. The runways much longer.
>>25713903No problem fren
My biggest regret is not going 100% on mara calls. In the end I will always be a spineless faggot.
>>25714049Post DD for CSTR
>>25714042I thought it was a bad idea to hold through earnings
>>25710726holy shit I had a buy order for that exact contract at $16.50 that didn't fill. Amazing best of luck to you anon.
>>25709897Did you make ~100k since last night? Good shit
What is this pattern called?
What were your "dumb nigger cattle" moves of the day? For me it was buying MARA weeklies this morning when IV was through the roof and selling for a $300 loss
>>25710603That first million is always the hardest one, lad.
>>25710726Teslas history is littered with the corpses of literal billionaires who tried to short it.Kek, good luck.
>>25714544Not selling FTFT at its peak. I would have been up an extra 50k if I didn't get greedy.
>>25714267Just buy MARA puts when BTC goes to 100k
>>25714708goddamn son what were your positions on FT?
Just started investing. Up 1.81% my first week.
>>25711436If it makes you feel any better, I managed to turn 17000 bones into 86k in just over a year.What? What do you mean that's not helping?? Yah, well fuck you too, buddy!Haha nahh I kid. We have fun here. Lemme buy ya a beer.
>>25714787I had 15550 shares and got in at 6.3Had a limit sell at $11 but ended up getting greedy and moved my limit sell to $12 and missed the strike price. Ended up selling at $9 before catching $40k shares of LMFA right at the beginning of it taking off.
>>25711436>3 yearsHow does a lifetime sound like?
>>25714873Hey I started with the same amount three months ago. Congrats anon.
>>25714983>dat subtle flexYou cheeky bastard.
>>25714983what magic did you perform? cfd trading? tesla calls?
>>25714935Yikes, well i am glad you still got in at 6.3 thats a great price compared to other FOMO'ers for that stock. I wonder what other plays are gonna be like FTFT soon.
>They doubted my shitcoin stocks into the weekend
>>25715198I buy meme stocks that /biz/ shills me. I've never touched an option because I haven't bothered to educate myself on them yet.
>>25715311top tier gains, hope the streak will continuedo take profits once in a while though
>>25709987>Never buy anything on the day of the dump.Why?
>>25715370That's the plan after my LMFA play. Monday I'll take a little for myself, diversify the bulk of the remainder into "safe" boomer stocks, and leave about 40k to keep on meme-ing.
>>25714325•Global operations China, USA, Canada, Iceland. •Large Chinese clients (hiding their money from CCP)•Not only mines for themselves but also rents out mining space for other companies becuase they have some of the lowest power deals in the continent of North America.•Management holds 50% of the shares.
>>25715625•They also sell Miners https://cryptostar.com/
>FUTURES
>>25712796where did he mention it? and JT as in Jianpu Technology Inc?
Make one promise faggots, /smg/ is the only safehaven left. Once more of you faggots /makeit/, don't go around telling your friends about this. This won't be another WSB, we can up the quality. The higher iq crypto fags will eventually cashout and end up here as well
>>25715803Low IQ retards like me will always stay here. We will not budge.
>>25715311Literally reserved 10k this year for meme based investment. Godspeed anon
>>25715789Bump for this can someone clarify>>25715625Bump
>>25709979Can't complain at all. A nice start to 2021.
>>25715803/smg/ is not that high IQyou don't need math to buy penny stocks on a rumor and sell after the news come out
>>25709897This guy has been shitting up the board with his Cleveland Cliffs play for days now. Maybe weeks. Imagine buying oil stocks when hydrogen is the real story. These PLUG type stocks are going gangbusters. FCEL. BLNK. I literally just picked green energy stocks out of hat. Biden is gonna dump trillions into this hippie shit. and this anon is waiting for piece of shit Cleveland Cliffs to make magic. He's suckering everyone in /biz/
>>25712524MILK TRUCK JUST ARRIVE
GET OUT OF TWITTER, THEY JUST BANNED TRUMP
SHORT TWITTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>25713588~same 15k in 2 stocks.Barbell theory or go home.
FUCK TWTR WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VOLATILITY GOING TO COME FROM NOW!!! G_DDAMN IT!!!!!
>buy penny stocks shilled by Indians doing the needful>wait a few days while they moon>sell at high gainsIs the the ultimate /smg/ investing strategy?
>>25710111Trips of tragedy. You have wayyyyy too manyyyy positionssssss FUCKKKKKKK Its exhausting looking at.
If GHIV moons to $20 while GME is dipping you can bet your ass I'm taking my earnings and moving them to GME
>>25716090Any idea how much more movement those green stocks have? It all looks like bullshit to me.
>>25716203If you're lucky, most OTC penny stocks stocks can bring value> buy when nobody cares about it for 0.05 USD> some news is released (doesn't matter what)> promote news as positive> normies buy stock because it's cheap, resulting in you multiplying your moneyYou're a rich pajeet now.
No amount of money can make me happy.
>>25716090>Biden is gonna dump trillions into this hippie shitAh yes, the career politician in the pocket of legacy industry, he’s going to throw cash into their competitors
>>25716331Check out NLLSF and GP and FCEL
i have 50 twitter shares that i can't fucking sell right now how fucked am iwhat the fuck do i do fuck germany and fuck this boomer system
>>25716341Pajeets don't even have bank accounts. You really think they can access OTC US markets? They are mostly in crypto
>>25715728
>>25709897what is this, I have $100 what do I invest in besides DOGE
>>25709897Robinhood dicked me in the ass hard when I shorted this thing a few days ago
>>25716433I don't know. What I know though is that KLONDIKE SILVER CORP. share price dropped by 30% today, looks like great opportunity to buy it.... Just joking. I mean it has nice potential but I'm just roleplaying
DO I BOARD THE CLF SHIP
>>25716343I take that back.
WTF HAPPENED AH
>>25716549Y’all had a whole month and got a warning under $15 I’m already up over 100% and clf fag is up like 800% it’s risky
>blackberryget in while you can lads, the ride is about to start
>>25709897>doesn't even post the sticky because he's so desperate to try and shill his shitty stockKill yourself
Why the fuck are people saying MARA is gonna dump?
>>25716549Do it.. 25 then 40 is a coming..
Abort CLFTranny thread bros>>25716608
>>25716424Interesting. Related- Have you looked at WATER, WM, and AWR for a long play?
>>25716635cope
Bayside Corp BYSD up 400% today. bitcoin atm's
>>25711970I literally bought JVA because it was shilled here (probably by you). I hope you are right anon. I studied the company and it looks promising, although the long term chart does not look that nice.Any other stock you wanna shill me?
>>25716684What am I coping for?
Yo how the fuck does bitcoin farming work
>>25716692Luckin coffee is a winner, if you’re into coffee
>>25716757Should of typed more lolI'm just saying its people coping about all the missed gains
>>25716763wrong thread, go to >>>/trash/
Does anyone take Chamath seriously? He was right about Virgin Galactic and TSLA but otherwise he bugs the fuck out of me with his constant SPAC shilling
>>25716792Oh lmao. Nah bro I bought back when it was 3 dollars I'm not concerned at all.
>>25716857$2 here. We gonna make it
>>25716881I miss the MARAuder posts
>>25716140>here come the drops in MAU/DAUOHNONONONONO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What's preventing me from buying TSLA leveraged ETFs on Monday at open?
>>25716341OTC penny stocks are too high risk. You have better chances day trading non-OTC penny stocks that are pumping daily.
>>25716897I'm sure a lot of the old MARAuders sold long ago. My portfolio was like 60% in MARA and I've trimmed heavily down to 35%. I only got 100 shares, 2023 calls, March calls, and some lottos that expire next week that I bought at close today. I'm just gonna hold my profits for awhile and hope it takes a dive bomb below $20 again or even better $15. I wanna load up on cheapie calls. This might unironically become a 3 digit stock next year assuming the btc bull run doesn't end. Crazy how just 2 months ago this was below $3.
>>25716920It’s in a massive surge, why would you buy
Thoughts on Akero Therapeutics?
MARA POOOOOOOOOOOMPING AH
>>25717084Do you think its gonna dump this coming week though? I mean the dilution is over now as long as btc keeps going there's nothing to stop it hitting 30 on Monday.
>>25717121It's my first time looking at leveraged ETFs as a swing trade and from my understanding the ETF just multiplies any gains TSLA has. If I bought $1000 worth of BULL TSLA X5 ETFs and TSLA gained 2% then I'd gain 10% making my shares worth $1100. Am I wrong?
>>25717084>>25717172why the fuck would you sell if you know btc is going to continue to pump
PLUG niggas!!!
>>25715311Jesus christ what did you buy
>>25717172Kinda depends on what comes of the 2k checks. I think that's a small part of the reason it mooned so hard from last night till now. More inflation is bullish for bitcoin.
>>25716640will $100 even be worth it, I don't have a lot of money to invest right now
>>25717235It won’t, it’ll dump and crab until it makes another run a month or two later
Serious question why do people hate the CLF stock? I have positions in X, CLF, and VALE. All are up huge and been pulling profits this week to the point my position is 4x the initial investment while using only profit.
>>25717235Cause I wanted to lock profits on my calls that are up over 1000% in a fucking month. I hit my price target and then some.
>>25710111>all meme stocks>100 different positionswhat the fuck
>>25717297"stock has gone up so much therefore there is only downside"Is what they're thinking
>>25717216Please don't... Buying TSLA is already extremely risky as it is. Buying a leveraged TSLA ETF is just having a suicide wish.
Do you retards not hold FNGU?!FNGU made me happy this week!
>>25716920Nothing, I did the same today and got me a 15x bull and I am planning to hold until this shit hits 1000. It is absolute FOMO but fuck it :D
whoever shilled this I'm basically all in (rest of my portfolio is in crypto and options)i hope you are right you fuck
>>25717363I see. Any low risk ETFs?
>>25717384SOXL looks fairly safe
>>25714983my hero
>>25717305In the end you still made a shit ton of profit so who cares if you sold.
Long on brown loli tomboy cunny!
buy SQQQ?
>PSTH going up even after AH on no newsWhat>>25717382Sell the squeeze
>>25712313it's impossible not to make money rn
>>25717432Xqz me, you meant buy TQQQ
>>25717421Ya I'm more then satisfied. Started off mid 4 digit poorfag and now i'm a mid 5 digit poorfag. Hopefully I can somehow keep this up for the rest of the year and break 6 digits, but for now I'll focus on just maintaining it and not going down the wsb route of just YOLOing like a retard. I plan on spending some of the weekend looking for a new play. This general just seems to be stuck on GME, PLTR, MARA, etc. We need a new good meme stock.
>>25709979poorfags unite. WAGMI someday lads
>>25717382Bro I hold SPCE I wouldn’t tell anyone to buy it because of how volatile it is. This shit goes up 5%-10%, crashes back to what it was, and then crabs
>>25717432So let me get this strait. The Iranians who chant Death to America are allowed on twitter, but the guy that says Keep America Great isn't? I mean don't they understand they just lost millions of users? What did they have to gain by banning Trump?
>>25717369>largest holding is TWTRyou better get out while you can
>>25717563i'm counting on some juicy news pumping my bags this year their schedule is behind but if they can actually fly the old dude into space this year I think this can easily go to $100how deluded am I? It literally pumped 100% in 1 month after they announced last test flight date
>>25717644Buy the dip? Got it.
>>25717721s-sure bro
>>25717644Nigg, I'm @ 193 average, I really HOPE I can buy cheapies
>>25717084Don't dread on it. There will be others. Take a position in BFARF next red day whenever that is.
>>25717777Checked but wasted.
>>25717784>typing like a nigger>seemingly unaware of ID??>being in twitter at all>ignoring my dubs and quads you get what you fucking deserve
DING DING DINGHOWD YA DO TODAY BOYZI feel great. finall over 60k. Gotta accumulate some cash and start getting into etherium now that I have my sofi app up... I know it's an exchange... but sofi is fucking big, should'nt get hacked right?
$TWTR puts?>>25717894>>25717894>>25717894>>25717894thoughts?
>>25717976Dubs was meh but the quads deserve respect. My apologies, fren.
>>25715311>>25715574No one ever shilled LMFA. Are you using a screener?
>>25712460you learned the hard way didn't you
>>25716593I picked up some jan 22 $11 calls for .04 yesterday. Have some $12 leaps for March and June. Have 2000 shares at 6.85. Feeling comfy right now>maple money
>>25716343no shit, try bhudism to help cope with pain
>>25714515>>25714983AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! THE MEME STOCKS YOU FUCKS SHILLED ME LITERALLY CAN NOT LOSE!!! TODAY WAS MY FIRST DAY AT 6 FIGURES AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK 200K IN THE AFTERMARKET. HOLY SHID I LOVE YOU GUYS.
>>25709897Is there a SQT? Absolute noob to stocks, all I know is people say Robinhood is shit so where do i go to get in on the fun? In US. Just going to throw spare change at whatever biz is shilling and see what happens
>>25718315damn, what are you going to do with those gains homie?
>>25718361Make more gains of course! I hope 6 figure hell isn't as bad as you guys make it out to be.
As a newbie in trading I want to understand something. Lets say I want to be lazy and place a limit order to buy stocks of company for $0.3. I know it will hit this low in few weeks eventually. Once shares are bought, I would place limit order to sell at $1 and once again wait for this to happen.Is there any downside to this? I found a stock that has similar cycle.
>>25718315Proud of you fren. I will make it one day. >soon
>>25718315Nice bro happy for you
>>25718422buy shares* not stocks not stocks sorry
>>25718422Only downside is if the stock hits these buy/sell points AH/premarket, then your order wouldn't execute.
>>25718435F
>>25718388fuck if i know man, i'm just entering the 5 figure club
>>25718450I see, thanks anon. So to analyze this cycle properly I should take into account if spikes happen in trade hours (although active traders will always have levarage against me I guess).I could probably make smaller profit by setting lower sell limit, but at least I wouldn't skip cycle.
>>25718315Tell me your meme stocks right fucking now motherfucker
>>25718505My list is literally in the screencap
>>25718450The stock I meant is WDI.DE (wirecard) by the way, if you want to hop on it. It's dead company, once german giant. It seems like there are still lots of speculators on board and so there is big volume and price is quite volatile.
>>25718577I would steer away from it, but best of luck anon.
Where do you guys find all of your meme stocks at?
>>25718593Thanks, I should probably listen to you. I'll experiment with small amount of money then just to get experience.
>>25718547>40k on a SPACBallsy as fuck but you made it holy shit nice anon
>>25718618>I'll experiment with small amount of money then just to get experience.As long as you're okay with losing said money if anything goes wrong, then by all means go ahead. Experience is really important. On Monday I'll be experimenting with my first leveraged ETF, and I'll only be sacrificing a small amount of money.
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>>25718758I usually warm up with 100 jelqs, 20 second stretches in each direction, and then I put the cock rings on and pump in 3x5 minute sessions on about 80% to max pressure. It's made my flaccid length close to 7 inches and I'm closer to 7.5" inches erect now. Started at 5.5" erect. I promise you if you do my routine for 6 months you will see gains like I have.
>>25718577Is it cheap right now? Just a thought but so you don't bore yourself to death you can buy a call a year out or even three years out and just keep an eye on it. I usually do that if a cheap stock gets my attention but I'd rather invest in something else. If it's a penny stock you might be able to get the call for as cheap as 5-15 dollars
>>25709897holy shit why the fuck did nobody just make a new thread? you guys are fucking faggots sometimes.
>>25718895Check the catalogue.
>>25718758>>25718864this is /smg/, only trannies make gains on /smg/
>>25718913well then why the fuck are you faggots in here?
>>25718938I'm in both
should I buy TESLA?
>>25717432Apple's about to ban Parler from their app store soon too. You're gonna see wholesale purge of everything Trump-related.
>>25718864what's wrong with your dick
>>25718880it's kinda midway, I would place buy limit at 0.4 euro now probably and sell at 0.8 afterwards. Cycle can take from 24 hours to many days, but it does so constantly. so it seems like good way to double money reliably. After first success I could work only using profit from 1st cycle, at this point it's not risky anymore. That's my plan at least, but I'll test this plan first with small amount of money
>>25718938>Not having every smg thread open at once
>>25718921I can be a tranny too. I already have been thinking about transitioning with hormones once I get enough money. Having a big dick as a cis gendered dude is no longer impressive but a shemale with a big cock definitely is in 2021.
>>25718977Why the fuck not? Lmfao TSLA will be worth 3000 dollars end of 2021 at this rate and for no reason at all.
>>25718977Buy TSLA ETFs with me
>>25719003You jealous of my gains dicklet?
>>25719031what does it change compared to regular TSLA?
>>25709897If it isn't bitcoin, I give absolutely 0 shits
>>25718880This company had price per share at 140 euro, but after scandal in 2020 they got crushed. I'm not sure if trading will be halted soon, so it's another reason to not put lots of money into it I guess.
>>25718864What is wrong with your pp?
>>25718982if parler starts an IPO that shit will soar, this is going to be a reckoning >>25719004Yeah up to you man. Only thing about putting a little money in is you don't get too much back which kind of ironically sucks when you are successful and see how much you could have made if you went in big. If you get a call or a few of them then you are getting a few hundred shares for each, but then the catch is you can lose it all. I'd just check out the calls and see if they are cheap, if they are that might be the way to go because you could gain a lot more. >>25719011If you want the gain then face the pain
>>25719078Dude it's bigger now and I just told you the secret how to make yours bigger like mine.
>>25719106It’s like caved in places though wtf is that even worth it?
buy TWTR
>>25719096Ok thanks for suggestion. I'll read about calls this weekend then and try it out as well.
>>25719156ribbed (for her pleasure)
>>25719060TSLA goes up 1% you go up/down based on the multiplier bought eg. X5 leverage then you go up or down 5% for every 1% TSLA movesIt's very risky though as it can fuck you over
>>25719156What stupid question? Is having a bigger cock worth it? Umm yeah. So far I have had zero complaints from women. Maybe a few have given my cock weird looks but it gets the job done even better than it did before.
Just cahsed out with 40% gain. Do I buy back on Monday?
>>25719201I jelqed for 1.5 years like 5 years ago and got an inch but I stopped and haven’t really measured since. Like shit dude your pp looks fucked sorry to say
>>25719173based and shadowwarriorpilled
>>25719337Depends.
My bank didnt let me transfer funds to buy 100 shares of TQQQ at 169 the other day. fuck my life
>>25718758>>25718864>>25719011>>25719048>>25719106>>25719201Dude you look like you have Dr. Seuss's fucking cock. I have a 5" inch cock but there is no way I would make mine as fucked as yours even for gains. Holy shit, I'm laughing so hard at this retard! I can't believe the people who browse /smg/ sometimes.
>>25716047or do you? considering there are people who buy the news.
>>25718758do your job jannies
>>25719716Wow fuck you guys for making fun of my dick after I sharing and showing you how to actually make your dick bigger. Bunch of fucking insecure dicklets.
>>25709979
>>25719749I'm trying to delete my posts.
Seriously guys... What is the consensus on where we meet up if 4chan goes dark?
Up over 100k in a single day, up to 600k. My biggest gain in a day.
NEW BUNKER BREAD>4+4kun(dot)top/biz/res/4557.html
>>25719929Go to your local democrats house and minecraft everything. That’s fucking where
any good catalysts on the horizon? currently in BCRX for the JPM news wednesday of next week, also AMD for the CES and ER coming up. made good money on OPTI and GME mooning recently too. looking for some other plays for next week.
>tfw up 40% on rds.a, 20% on xom and 15% on VOOI've got a spare $100k I could also invest and I don't know what to go heavy in. IAU has treated me good before.
TLSA is catching up with volume, is this bad?
>>25719942People may call you a LARP but if not, good job, anon. Remember not to risk more than you can afford to lose, take profit, bull markets always end, etc etc.
i'm entirely new to this and i only have 1000 bones to invest rn bros. can anyone tell me what to buy?
>>25719929Here since 2007, won't happen
>>25720071BOTY
>>25720071XRP
>>25720071CRSR please and thank you
>>25719929>(eight)kun.top/biz/res/4557.html
>>25720194See you guys there
>>25719929Here since 2004, won't happen.
>>25710798I'm 2k in, debating throwing in another 1k for pure faith
>>25720051that's not how OBV works you dumb cunt
>>25720220>>25720092 We also haven't had a true communist take over of a government before backed by true tech commie oligarchs
>>25720396People said the same thing on /pol/ when Obama was president and has a supermajority for 2 years.
>>25720396Lol you're retarded.
I am buying moar gold :o>>25719929Just wondering that myself. I highly doubt it will, just like large brain friend teh_profit said in 2017, if they wanted it gone it'd be gone in 2016. It's more useful to have a place to aggregate info on undesirables, and perhaps even coordinate OSINT and similar operations. Read crypto cuttlefish>>25718864jfc looks like those horrible lifting injuries where people's biceps/calves roll back to their joint -_-
>>25720422>super majorityI don't think you know what you are talking about. He at no point had a super majority. A super majority is 67% of both chambers
>>25710111Why the fuck Do you have so many stocks, you should have 3-4
I just have to repeat this 10 more times and I'll make it.
>>25720605The more money you put in the scarier it gets
wtf happened to the precious metals market today?
>>25720734I feel like shorting it on monday.
how much money should i put into clf?
>>25720747I freaked out and dumped all my barrick shares and moved my mover over to QCLN
>>25720582fuck that im collecting them all
>>25720815*money stupid spastic phalanges
>>25720771How much you got boy?
>>25717553roblox is going DPO they just havnt announced when yet