/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25897352
Your Dad is retarded or what?

>>25897352
Tell your dad to take his meds

HOLY SHIT

How the fuck do I reply to this

>>25897420
tell him you're gay
or ask why you are or aren't circumcised

>>25897352
Your dad sounds like a Q schizo

>>25897352
>heard rumours we're going to bomb china
From whom even?

>>25897352

>>25897352
This is super dank

>>25897420

Ask your dad if he's having a laugh- sounds like our nan that time after sandras wedding.

>>2589735
>large scale unrest
>sell your bitcoin
Kek your dad ngmi

>>25897352
You retards realize that most of these "rumours" and "leaks" are propagated by bored 20 year old LARPers, right? Dumbass gullible kids holy shit

>>25897420
Seriously tell him the Q shit he reads is made up and not good for his mental health

>>25897420

your dad is incredibly based, I'm jealous my father is not like him

>>25897352
get your dad off social media it’s rotting his brain

>white people conversations

>>25897460
it was so nonchalant it made me laugh.

>>25897352

dude this is nothing let me get on my sailfoam

Boomers have been memed so hard. Almost as gullible as zoomers.

>>25897731

>>25897796

>>25897796
based tulip-mania dad

>>25897388
This is basically the average boomer parent in flyover america these days

>>25897796
cringe

>>25897827

>>25897796
>>25897827
>ok boomer
Ftfy

>>25897642
Very american
"Maybe we'll bomb them, maybe we won't what's it to you?"
I love it.

>>25897889
>using faggot zoomer internet lingo

My dad has 70 btc and is still accoomulating. I call him a couple times a week to check in with him and chat about stocks and crypto. I feel so lucky to have such a great father.

>>25897352
Lmao low iq af

>>25898010
you and your dad both sound like pseuds desu

>>25898010
the only thing i feel passionate about is trying to fix the public education system by completely reforming the curriculum

>>25898010
>Your dad wants you to dump your bags.
>He is secretly accumulating.
>Once BTC goes to 100k expect something like: Lol fucking loser, bomb china? did you believed me?

>>25898353

>>25897352
Big if true

>>25897796
>>25897827
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>>25897870
pic related must be your dad right now

>>25897849
what made them like this
are they legit brain damaged from all the lead that used to be in everything or what.
seriously wtf

>>25897870
lol exactly a week before a 100% increase, no less. my mother sent me a couple deboonker site links once, i doubled down on the tinfoil and she hasn't dared repeat that shit again. also helps that the deboonkerz were deboonked for being an ngo receiving handouts. fucming hate the deboonk roaches

>>25898587
the internet

>>25898659
This.
The amount of shit boomers take for an absolute truth is mind boggling.

>>25898587
The internet literally broke their brains. They have zero critical thinking skills and take everything they read as truth. And if they somehow get the idea that the media is lying to them, they'll fall right into another honeypot like Q Anon, or multi-level marketing schemes selling essential oils, you name it.

>>25897352
>these are the boomers that schizo post on /pol/

>>25899378
>The internet literally broke their brains
Pretty much this
The younger gen brains are still malleable, and can handle the concept that you should think independently and question everything
Boomers latch onto whatever makes them feel comfortable
Any dissent from these thought is met with cognitive dissonance

>>25899378
There are moments where I just leave the room/house to not hear gibberish that boomers are talking.

>>25899401
30% of pol is literal boomer retards
55% is automated bots and glowniggers that are just there to psyop on ground zero of the information highway
15% are free thinking anons

>>25898188
This. The more he posts, the more I cringe. That poor mother

>>25897352
hahhah fucksakes. Tell him to watch the Social Dilemma. Look, democrats are fucking brainwashed and deluded, but social media is to blame for their extremism. Likewise, it's caused obsurd theories on the right. Their methodology is to bunch likeminded people into echo chambers for clicks clicks clicks - they don't fucking care if you become brainwashed in the process.

Then kindly tell him bitcoin is decentralised and it's pretty much impossible to 'take it offline' unless a huge proportion of the miners go offline at the same time and a 51% attack is attempted

>>25897352
holy shit b52s just flew over my house

>>25897420
jewpill him.
If not you could probably get him to chill out with the christian route.

>>25898587
Back in their days, the newspaper is the cheapest and reachable news source ever. The news that came from paper is went from strict redaction process and brought to them by actual professional journo in order to minimize the hoax as many as possible. To put it simply, boomers put a seamless trust to newspaper because how strict their redaction was.
Then the internet came, everyone can make "news". Everyone LARPing as journo while they know dog shit about anything. Everyone can control the mass opinion either for certain goals or just for teh lulz. Boomer thought news from the internet is same as in their newspaper. That, and their digital illiteracy is so severe its beyond salvation.

>>25899854
sauce?

>>25897352
Your dad sure is fucking retarded
You should always do the opposite of what retards that orange chimpanzee told to commit federal crimes tell you to do

>>25897352
huge buy signal

>>25900013
Tsushin kiyaku

>>25897352
Dad = BASED

>>25899616
finally someone said it

>>25900065
You really think thats effective? wtf is wrong with you?

If they were to bomb china, the North American based crypto mining stocks will MOON. The btc mining difficulty will go down so much that the NA miners will be mining all the btc and keeping the network up. If anything this will be bullish cuz the chinese cannot sell if they're dead. What will they sell into anyway?
Long: RIOT, BFARF, and MARA. It's a win/win

>>25898010
do people just start larping when they become fathers?
>welp, got this thing now, gotta pretend i know shit!

>>25900102
Keed seething MIGAtard

>this thread
>dad is dead

i might not have to deal with his boomer ass but god damn i miss him sometimes

>>25897352
looooooooooooooooool

>>25897352
HOLY SHIT A BOOMER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>25897352
>I heard rumors were gonna bomb china
What the fuck lol

>>25898392
youre a fucking faggot for saying that about the brave white men who fled the jewish kikery in europe

>white people

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>25897352
>>25897796
>>25897827
>>25898010
>>25898353
>>25898392
are all americans this retarded?

>>25897420
Tell him the Q stuff was the biggest psyop ever conducted in history, and they're coming for him now

>>25897420
>K KEEP ME POSTED
Thats how. Hes a stupid qanon boomer watching "rumors" for an imminent nuke going off. Not happening in any sense of reality and once ounce of rationalism and he would know Trumps not going to nuke China.

>>25897352
I feel sorry for you being raised by a sub 50 IQ brainlet

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>>25897535
>20 year old LARPers, right? Dumbass gullible kids holy shit
/pol/ just throws everything out there. Boomers cant lurk and realize theyre shitposting them and think its all real and going down. Boomers probably think there are actual Navy Seals on 4chan.

>>25897559
I made this peepee

>>25897352
Your dad is fudding.

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>>25901082
Did you make this one as well?

>>25897352
Your dad is a Q tard.

>>25898010
Did you call your dad a fucking nocoiner?

>>25900535
poor guy’s afraid of not being taken seriously by his kid anymore, which he isn’t. and OP is afraid of not being taken seriously by us anymore, which he isn’t. sad state of affairs

>>25897352
Tell him about the jews. Free him.

>>25897352
Sounds like ur dad holds xrp

>>25897420
tell him specifically
>I'm not your son dad, i was planted by CIA X years ago and i was a sleeping agent until now. We are not bombing China, we boming your ass faggot. Me and Johny are coming to chip your shit. Stay where you are

>>25897870
Holy fuck does every fucking boomer get their investment strategy from the Motley Fool? Jesus Christ our nation is run by literal NPCs.

>>25901221
Fucking kek lmao bobo

>>25898392
>>25898392
>I say you are wrong!
kek

>>25897352
Yup this was only a correction

>>25897352
>bombing chink price manipulators
BULLRUN CONFIRMES

>>25898010
The US has a terrible education system

>>25897420
please save your dad bro,
he is becoming a Q schizo, save him only you can save your father

>>25897420
Take your pills dad

>>25898010

Cringe. I hope I never have a child like you.

Gall laugh at your dad's but at least you have one to talk to

>>25898392
Did you just call your grandparents fucking mongrels you autist?

>>25897827
>>25897796
Actually the network that mines Bitcoin backs Bitcoin.

You sound like a retard and no wonder your dad is disappointed in you.

>>25897420
"Bullish af"

>>25901527
kek

>>25898010
>nocoiner
LMAOOO

But also aplogize to your father so you guys can be retarded together, instead of retards at odds

>>25901527
fucking kek
OP do this and i'll send you 1 LINK

>bomb china
>Country with the most BTC
>Supply of btc will be burned Forever with zero hope of ever being retrieved
,>Somehow bad for btc

Umm...okay?

>>25900994
>brave
>fled Europe
kek
>>25902416
I do it every day. I've literally spit on the graves of some of my ancestors. We were rich and then one got the maid pregnant and it shattered my family's estate in the Hamptons. Our relatives in Europe are much better off in everyway than our mongrel line.

>>25903285
forgot pic

>>25897420
Stuff like that is just how boomers work out for themselves that the federal government is not and will never again represent them in the slightest but will only work against their interests and be insanely corrupt with zero accountability... They think they need a bunch of particular conspiracy theories to explain it when actually just knowledge of things like human nature along with a redpilled political philosophy will explain it.. If you agree with him on certain things on a fundamental level (ignoring the particular conspiracy details he harps on about) start with connecting him on those things first and slowly giving him an alternative explanation / understanding for why things are so fucked.

>>25901527
I laffed hard

>>25902194

He can't and also it's not his job. It will only get worse from here.

>>25897352
Total retard if we bombed China it would be akin to nuking 70% of the gold mines in the world, what would that do for the price of gold?

>>25897352
wow.
I'm jelly.

>>25897870
lol, my Dad was once like this. Then I showed him how I used Aave to leverage my buttcorns and use DeFi to find sick yields and do incredible things trustlessly. He is now sending me $200k in USDC with a 2/20 management fee.

>>25901527
You're Psrcle?

>>25897420
built for bbc

>>25897352
Tell me this is real.

>>25897388
Kek

>>25904482
Unfortunately yes.
I have many more but I’ll leave him alone for now.

>>25897420
pee pee poo poo

>>25897352
Sir.. This is a Domones

>>25904581
I remember a thread a few weeks ago about Chinese media telling it's citizens to prepare for war and stock up on survival supplies. Interesting.

>>25904785
War with India would be a lot more likely for them

Buy signal

>>25904839
India is a literal nuclear power, doofus. That wouldn't be likely at all.