/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26035917
buy crypto

Nobody here is playing this shit because nobody here is black, OP. Are you black?

Please do not buy this, Hopefully somebody will make a DAPP to replace this government monopolized scam, it would be better in every way.

>>26035917
I dont play the lottery because they publicly name winners, id rather put the 2 dollars per drawing into a crypto fund even if they are uniswap pajeet shitcoins

>>26035949
>>26036010
>>26036069
the lottery is just a vehicle with which to discuss the thought experiment of how best to manage several hundred million dollars in wealth.

are you all too autistic to appreciate that?

I would buy 700 million pretax amount of Chainlink, but not before making a thread about it beforehand showing proof and timestamps that it was going to happen.

>>26036069

Depends on your state.

In my state you can stave off your name going public for a few months. That'd be just enough time to get the fk out before the leeches start biting.

>>26036122
Imagine the same thing but on the internet, globally, less taxes, better visuals, higher payout, faster, and less regulations so anyone can create their own lottery. Now that's what I call autistic.

can any physicist prove my theory wrong?-

if the lottery is truly a random event, the act of simply buying a ticket guarantees that you have won in some alternate universe. You are cheating an alternate version of yourself out of hundreds of millions of dollars if you don't buy a ticket. How would you feel if that alternate you did that to you?

I use the a small amount to buy out all xsn for shits and giggles

>>26036524
The theory goes both ways though, him not buying it in this universe causes another in another universe to buy the ticket therefore winning the lottery.

This message is mostly for yuropoors. Ever heard of Bravoloto?

>yes I'm shilling for free

Bravoloto is a 'free' online lottery developed by marketluck (baguette company) in which you can win up to 1 million EUR if you get lucky, picking 5/48 numbers and 2/12 astrological signs for each grid. The odds to win the jackpot are slightly similar to Euromillions and other lotteries of that kind, i.e close to zero. But playing gives you a nonetheless small chance of winning.

There are three kinds of grids you can play :
-Normal grids, 3 draws per day at 9:45 AM, 12:15 PM and 8:45 PM GMT with a jackpot of 25k EUR
-Super grids, 1 draw per day at 9:45 PM GMT with a jackpot of 100k EUR
-Mega grids, 1 draw on Tuesdays, Fridays and Sundays at 10PM GMT with a jackpot varying between 500k and 1M EUR

The app grants you AT LEAST 50 normal grids per day, for free. To obtain super grids, you must fill 10-20 normal grids per draw and 150 normal grids gives you one mega ticket. (If you grind you can gain one per day since there are 3 daily draws.)

>since it's free, you're the product right?
Indeed. The app works by allowing you to play grids by watching ads. So it's NORMALLY a huge time waster, and according to an interview from the CEO the average player spends ~30 minutes per day on the app.

>Then why the fuck are you shilling this?

Because you can actually CIRCUMVENT THE ADS, by using a system-wide adblocker such as a cracked version of AdGuard, Blokada or DNS66 on Android. Filling a grid only takes 2 seconds now instead of 1 minute, and you can block all of the useless background trackers/analytics without risk of breaking the app. I even took the time to read the ToS and there is no mention of the use of adblockers.

>must be a manipulated scam then
It's the weakest link, but it's monitored by a known French bailiff and seeing their business model, they'd rather have people think it's legitimate to bring more potential customers and players. A roastie won 500k EUR last year.

>>26036513
i wonder what color her baby is

Here are links for the AdBlockers I previously mentioned, even if you don't end up playing this lottery you can at least leave this thread with tools that WILL improve your phoneposting experience. Most of the following links are taken from Mobilism, so you can consider them relatively safe if you're paranoid about viruses and stuff.

>AdGuard
https://userupload.net/vglbfvmqsekk
https://www.uploadship.com/6176c92fa45f23b4

>Blokada
https://dropgalaxy.in/zazcxbinjico
https://mega4up.com/bkpg89ikocej

>DNS66 for free as in freedom tards
https://f-droid.org/en/packages/org.jak_linux.dns66/

The advantage of those compared to Adaway or AFwall+ is that you don't need to root or install xPosed on your android phone. Be sure to enable all filters in AdGuard and don't hesitate to block requests you deem suspicious.

I think I gave you everything. The chances are slim, but it's worth a shot espcially since you're playing FOR FREE.

>>26035917
I will market buy 80 million$ of BTC on coinbase pro just to maximize kek

>>26035917
Pretty certain that none of you fucks will have a clue on how to manage 700 mil. You'll all be down to 7 figures within a decade or two.

>>26035935
This with 2 extra steps
>hand rubber takes a large chunk
>invest 50% of the remainder in boomer stock index fund and live off the salary it generates, investing the remaining amount in crypto and the remaining unspent salary in crypto too

>>26035917
Probably buy a shit ton of alcohol and drugs then kill myself. I want to die happy.

>>26037838
I would just follow that reddit post and purchase 10 year U.S. treasuries and a G7 treasury instrument (whatever the fuck those are).

>>26035949
its 2 dollars. fuck it

>>26037705
Daddy is actually paying child support, so...

>>26035917
Split with l 10 coworkers, after taxes every single cent will go into LINK

>>26035917
Not worth it. They keep raising the odds and lowering the jackpot. It's a fucking scam.

>>26035917
Buying gold and losing it all