/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26053776
Just get a job lmao

Soz I'm in North Dakota

Just go get a contact tracing job or something they pay like $20/hr and let you work from home where I’m at

I remember this bread

>>26053776
This is like the fifth time I've seen this same pasta, get some original content this one is so tired.

>>26053776
Fuck i love this thread.
Number go down.
Hit her with a frying pan.

>>26053776
Fuck you. respect your mother you piece of shit. You are so disrespectful. If you were my son I'd bloody beat you kid

You can tell who all the newfags are. I cant wait for the day when you can pay your mom 1 link for a month of rent

>>26053925
You don't know of the significance of this pasta. Go back

>>26053776
Hit her with the side of the fry pan not with the bottom, because the angle always more weight distributed so the heat doesn't stay in one place. This way a solid blow to the head with a cast iron skillet would, at a minimum, cause a concussion, and would likely break bones. A blow to the face would cause things like fractured eye orbits, cheek bones, or jawbones, which is already nasty, but a blow to the rest of the head could actually fracture your brain case, and possibly depress a bone fragment into your brain. The momentum of the blow might also cause whiplash or other neck injury. This is definitely life threatening, and even if the victim survives, traumatic brain injury often has serious, permanent effects.

Repeated blows when the skull is already fractured will cause more fracturing, ultimately resulting in the brain case completely losing structural integrity: bone fragments may be displaced outward as the skin and muscle is ripped by the force of the blow, or displaced far inward. The majority of the brain is crushed, shredded, or ejected from the skull, causing instant death.

>>26053925
>fifth time
so you've been here for a week?

This is a certified /biz/ classic

>>26054158
Based.

Now do removing the body.

Imagine paying your mother $22,000 in future money for one months rent

Actually pay her. The money dosent matter. The link is more importamt not value of link but link its self. I prefer to work as a slave than give even one linky

>>26054218
You put the body in the rubbish bit by bit. If you were to manage to cram a body into a wheelie bin (assuming that OPs mom is a not a wild hog ofc.), the dustmen might open the bin to check inside if there was something worth stealing. You don't want that. Take the body into the garage, bathroom, or some other room with little furniture. Lay down plastic sheets or dust sheets. These are available in most DIY stores but also online. You will need a cleaver/hatchet and a hacksaw. Cleavers available in supermarkets, hacksaws in DIY stores. The body should preferrably be as fresh as possible: you don't want maggots putting you off your work.

>500$ a month in rent

jesus christ, does she send hookers to suck your dick every week or why such a price?

>>26053925
Kys braindead normalfaggot

>>26053776
Hi Anon, why not crash at my place for a few days (pic related) ? But to be honest I think my own mom is trying to kick me out of the house soon. Please bring your frying pan with you just in case.

>>26053925

Dunning–Kruger: the post

I'm glad you're back, anon. These were my favorite threads during the last bullrun.

>>26053925
go back