/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26072600
Can we see pics of her?

>>26072600
For $100, finding all that out wasn’t very expensive

congratulations, you've ruined your body.

>>26072668
>you've ruined your body.
Have sex

>>26072600
That's a relatively inexpensive life lesson. Also you finally got over your weird obsession with sex hopefully. I think money well spent.

>>26072687
>Hires bargain bin escort
>Takes risk with STDs
Stop being retarded

>>26072600
$100 is still cheaper than multiple dates with a roastie who pretends she doesn't fuck on the first date and makes you wait til date three or four

At least you’ve learned an important lesson in life and had a new life experience.

First time isn't usually that great

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>26072768
>>26072910
What lesson is that?

Boomer here, I feel sorry for younger generations of men. It will be harder for you to find and express love to a willing woman.
The feeling of love and heartbreak is an experience every man should have at least once in their life.
You can still find it in Latin and Asian countries, it's why boomer men my age go there.
It still is possible in Western countries but it is mostly one-sided on the man's end due to social media and digital dopamine.
At least you are learning pussy always comes at a price.
Be the best man you can be and look for love.

>>26072600
You got it all wrong, fren
>Marry roastie whore because you fell for the wholesome meme
>Enjoy it
>Realise your desire for companionship is blunted when you realise literally everything is transactional with the roast
>Want to cuddle on a Sunday morning? You'd better have mowed the lawn
>Want to stick it in her mouth?
>That'll cost you a holiday in Bali and a new car for her, even though the old car still runs fine and you have beaches in your hometown
>Realise you've married someone's broken daughter
>Feel disgusted with self
>Costs your approx 40,000 USD for the rest of your life
>You could have spent that on crypto

>>26072600
That's a win in my eyes, you learned something that simps never learn

>>26072991
The lesson is that hookers are a scam

>>26072637
this

>>26073053
This, sex is overrated, love is the only thing worth pursuing in the mean time you might as well jerkoff

>>26072600
Forgive yourself and move on

>>26072600
I'm HODLing my virginity.

t. 21 yo virgin

>>26072687
i had sex and i ruined my body
what do now

>>26073161
You can also not marry a whore (hard if living in the west) but regardless I think having children is worth it, just sign a prenup

>>26072600
only $100?
that’s pretty cheap in the US

>>26073053
kek piss off geezer

I’m gay and want to have sex with 2 of my best friends cuz I’m single and dating is hard during covid. I keep whacking off and cooming while thinking about them. They have no idea how fucking horny I am.

I was into whores 20 years ago and it was fun at the time. After the second time I started really having fun during my sessions. Then I got crabs and took it is a warning from God that enough is enough.

>>26073585
Thats methhead streetwalker price.

>>26073604
They’re heterosexual but I’ve seen them both naked. We’re bros. We’ve known each other for years and it’s normal to see your friends cock but they have no idea how much of an insatiable top I am. I can’t stop jacking off while thinking about their fucking holes.

I feel nasty, but I know they would love it if I fucking massaged their prostate and left them orgasming full body completely teased and leaking from their hard cock. I feel so guilty I want it this bad.

>>26072991
and that you should lose your virginity to someone you love so that it's worth it.

>>26073604
>>26073822
you don't belong to biz and you will burn in hell

>tfw lost virginity to childhood crush 15 years later

Feels good, bros.

>>26073878
I certainly belong here, have been here before you, have made more money than you, and were both burning in hell together.

Buy Polka.

>>26073512
based as fuck

>>26073959
I've invested in the blood of Jesus sodomite, I'm gonna say told ya from up there.

>>26072600

Fucking hookers is God's gift to humanity.
ngmi

>>26074002
Buy polka

>>26072600
Based well done anon. The emptiness you felt was a valuable lesson because it is the same emptiness you feel after all sex. Your whole life your hormones are motivating every choice you make to aim you towards getting sex. When you get it, it is overrated. Also, not every hooker is a broken person - many are entirely self motivated and gain huge independence from their profession these days. $100 for one of life's most valuable lessons is better spent than crypto right now. Ya did the right thing.

>>26072991
put pee pee in hole, feel good

>>26072600
That's the knowledge. Welcome to being an adult.

>>26073161
Don't tell me all women are actually like this.
I thought the wife using sex as a weapon meme was just a meme.

I wouldn't put up with that shit.

>>26073521
Become an electrician. You can still unscrew a lightbulb

>>26073161
Sounds like you just found a shitty wife. My girlfriend does whatever I want whenever I want. No strings attached (though I do treat her well because I care about her, not because I want to use her).

Never go cheap on hookers. Either get a very high-class one or jerk off instead. I wouldn't fuck a 100 dollar escort if someone paid me 1k to do it. I've always felt great and fulfilled afterwards, high-class escorts are real nice people with powerful, motivating feminine energy.

>>26074225
This.

>>26074166
hahah yea, right

>>26072600
escorts aren't worth it anon unless we're talking LA porn stars you've managed to land
those girls love being an escort and are making serious money doing so
i paid kelsi monroe once $3k for a two hours with her and honestly i still remember it
best $3k i've spent (could've lost it on chainlink)

>>26073521
>i had sex and i ruined my body
literally how
take some antibiotics lmao

u cold by 100 prq but no, u ruined u body. good job mark

>>26074225
She’s not your wife so it’s clear she can’t use you. You’re just gonna leave each other anyway

>>26074225
>Girlfriend
Fucking priceless m9. Audible kek. You just described my wife, from when I met her to about 2 to 3 years after I married her. Thanks for playing

>>26074416
These retards think their 1 month tinder fuckbuddy is a wife

>>26074445
A lot of assumptions going on here

>>26074416
She's no longer attracted to you. Probably because you're a beta nu-male with moobs and wide hips

My friend is coming out as bi and rubbed my leg but he has a girlfriend. I have a really big cock. I know he’d enjoy it but he’s monogamous to his girlfriend.

Can anyone give me life advice? Should I shove it in his fucking mouth? Last time I did this with a straight friend I regretted it after I came because it became weird after I nutted in one of my best friends mouths. I couldn’t take it back, and he mostly wants to date women but forever craves my big cock. He seemed horny as shit about it, though, and COVID has turned me into a total coomer.

>>26074445
If I got married and my wife genuinely started acting this way, I wouldn't put up with that shit.
I'd leave. Or maybe just rape her, see if that fixes her behavior.

>>26074542
relax man wtf

>>26073053
Thanks for the encouragement oldbro

>>26073161
should I wait 3 years to marry my christian gf or just break up and find someone less religious. I don't even know if I could wait that long desu

>>26072600

You didn't enjoy it because you had to wear a latex coffin on your dick. The only way to enjoy sex is raw with a clean partner.

>>26072687
>have sex