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26116629 No.26116629 [Reply] [Original]

i fucked a super model bitch last night and paid her in bitcoin, ask me anything

>> No.26116654

>>26116629
show pic.
what was it like? was the orgasm good?

>> No.26116687

>>26116654
didn't even cum, she was hella tight though

>> No.26116694

>>26116629
is this a true story?

>> No.26116705

>>26116687
>didnt even cum
larp thread, fuck you for wasting my time

>> No.26116726

>>26116629
I fucked one without paying back in the day.
Sounds chad af but it was underwhelming, blowjob was good but sex was starfishy.
Is it different if she accepts money? Does she do her job well?

>> No.26116755

>>26116629
fake and gay just like op

>> No.26116775

you fucked up, you'll be forever known as the pizza btc guy /biz/ equivalent

>> No.26116790

>>26116687
yikes cringe

>> No.26116815
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26116815

>>26116705
you obviously never went to the bordello or ever hired an escort. Some times you coom, sometimes you don't.

>> No.26116847

>>26116815
I coom every time because my dick actually works unlike you soft cock freaks who had their dicks chastised in a cage by their whale wife

>> No.26116848

>>26116687
Why don't any of you losers cum?

>> No.26116873
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26116873

>>26116815
>paying to not coom

>> No.26116883

>>26116629
Why did you pay that much for a consumable?

>> No.26116890

>>26116629
Would you consider that thot "super model" tier?

>> No.26116919

i didnt cum because i was dogging the shit out of her to the point where she passed out so i was like alright fuck it and went to sleep

i didnt pay her in btc either, i just said that so jannies dont ban me

>> No.26116945

>>26116848
Low levels of testosterone due to no vigorous physical activity and no natural light.

>> No.26116968

>>26116919
>in todays episode of things that never happened

>> No.26116974

>>26116629
Sex with beautiful women is most of the times bad, only the crazy ones are also good in bed. But dont ever touch them, no man can endure those sluts for long.
>>26116687
You had to much on your mind, that happens with those slutes. Dont take them, they are often just a waste of money.

>> No.26116998

>>26116629
congrats, now you have aids

>> No.26117018

>>26116974
I feel that brotha, this bitch was a coke head and i was like oh hell nah

>> No.26117031

>>26116919
You’re a faggot cock sucker

>> No.26117051

>>26117018
how did you find her? just a dm?

>> No.26117058
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26117058

>>26116998
used a condom, but thanks

>> No.26117061

>>26116815
>he is circumsized
yikes

>> No.26117068

>>26116687
imagine larping. post picture you faggot.

>> No.26117108

>>26117051
we used to hang out back in the day when I was a NEET cuck. she recently hit me up, so I was like alright fuck it. Wasn't expecting her to be that tight though, it was surprising

>> No.26117117

>>26116815
....the fuck? Start running, you freak.

>> No.26117119

>>26116687
last time i had sex i didn't cum so can believe. The time before that came too early.

It happens

>> No.26117132

>>26116687
> didn't even cum, she was hella tight though

You are a fucking nigger and deserve to literally die.

>> No.26117143

today, that bitcoin would still be worth alot
but that experience, as a memory, is now worth nothing
was it worth it?

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26117156

>>26116687
>didn't even cum
how do you know you are done

>> No.26117169

no pics, no care

>> No.26117233

>>26117018
I would suggest you to stop spending time and money for her, she isnt worth it. Just life with the shame in your mind and carry on.

>> No.26117238

>>26116629
in 10 years you'll realize you paid $1mil for ons.

>> No.26117327

>>26116919
ok NOW it's confirmed a LARP

>> No.26117381

>>26116687
kys larper

>> No.26117423

>>26116687
she have a cock?

>> No.26117441
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26117441

>>26117423
nah

>> No.26118346

Jannies will delete music threads but leave stupid shit like this up.
>I made a moodel coom before I could, and I didn't even pay her, tee hee xdddd

>> No.26118439

Bro what she look like

>> No.26118574

>>26116919
Damn anon you fucked her so good she fell asleep from boredom.
*clap*

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26119044

>>26116687
>didn't even cum
do nofappers really?

>> No.26119115

Pic or GTFO