/biz/ - Business & Finance

fellow oilers, i hope you packed your barrels for the 1st of february and beyond.

post how many barrels you hold, my stack is 20k

>picture me the year is 2025
>black lives still dont matter
>and neither will yours
>only we the elite digital oil barons of biz
>the digital oil tycoons
>cloudcomputing of bitcoins
>DIGITAL Oil
>your wife will be jerking my penis with coconut oil
>begging me for a drop of my digital oil
>I a wealth elite will stick my thumb up her bum
>the spray my sea mans all over her canisters
>I will laugh in pitty as give her 10 sats of rlc to power microwave
>I lean back in my rocking chair
>at the gate of my digital oil plantation
>sipping ice cold mango modelo
>you will kneel for me as a human ottoman
>time is but a meme
>and i am a cabbage farmer
>eating kraut day in and out
>I dance nude in the forest with your daughters
>they lick my butt hole and i offer them affection
>that you could never give as you toil my fields
>for a meager paycheck as a cryptoless wagecuck
>ah yes
>the feeling is nice
>it tickles my nuts just thinking about it
praise kek
for he hath showeth us thy digital assets
let it be known for now we see
what is today as is tomorrow
lambo2themoon

tl;dr
rlc big fap coming soon big green candles niggers