/biz/ - Business & Finance

38 y-o with no children
I used to be like you but now I want a kid more than anything else

You'll never be able to breed a woman and give her milky tits. Let that sink in.

>>26207036
Yes goy yes cut yer balls

No regrets goyim

Cut your balls

>>26207101
Start taking some estrogen too.

>>26207036
Can I have your left nut? Mine is defective.

>>26207036
Are those your balls, anon? Very nice.

>>26207036
>30 years old
whats up gramps?
hangin with the kids on the chanz?

>>26207036
you have to go back to plebbit

>>26207036
Atleast sterilize yourself with excessive roid usage.

>>26207196
No, you have to go back to /pol/, breeder. Get off my fucking board. /biz/ always has and always will be anti-women and anti-kids.

>>26207036
back to plebbit homosexual degenerate

>>26207036
I'm a fifty year old and I thought the same as you when I was your age and got a vasectomy. Now I have no children and I have a couple 25 year old Filipinas that want babbies with me and I can't deliver. Feels bad man.

>>26207036
Oh and also, kids are the best thing that I ever fucking did. Kids are awesome. It is indescribably awesome seeing your children grow and learn, watching their personalities develop. Don't clip your nuts, you loser. You will regret it big time. Hodling big bags and a active sex life won't take care of you when you are old. They won't grow alongside you, assist you, share memories with you. Life is teh search for immortality. You can either have some fucking kids, or you can try to put your soul on a blockchain.

Vasectofag here. Had mine a few years ago (mid 30s) and never looked back. I never wanted kids, still don't, and the freedom to drop loads into whatever roastie is fantastic. The procedure itself left me sore for a few days but otherwise was without issue. My loads might be less thick, but it could just be my imagination.
I went to the child support section of my state's website, which calculated my theoretical child support for one kid at $1600 a month. Started looking into a vasectomy immediately. Your love for women and wish to have children are the chains they use to bind you into lifelong servitude.

>>26207088
Based

>>26207281
Can’t you just get it reversed?

>>26207036
Kys degenerate

>>26207334
This man is a fucking loser.

>>26207036
Here's an idea - why not collect your semen and store it in a bank for later use? That way you can have unprotected sex and a child later if you change your mind.

>>26207259
Cope and seethe, fag.

>>26207191
Don't forget, you're here forever.

>>26207101
>>26207125
Ynot just scoop it all out and be a ladyboi

>>26207381

I'm not announcing my report, I am simply asking other people to report OP for being off-topic so we can get shitposts like this off /biz/ more quickly

dude you get a free gold membership on reddit in the clinic. you go!

>>26207334
Perfectly illustrates how vasectomies are for man babies who want to stay teenagers forever and avoid responsibility

>>26207036
>I live a sexually active life.
ngmi

>>26207259
This. Plus, if any of you nut sacks hadn't noticed, the works is ending. What kind of state do you think things will be in in 20-30 years? You really want to be selfish & make someone have to live through that?
>inb4 muh white legacy
wake of up to the reality of children and the world around you

>>26207272
>>26207378
>>26207431
STORMNIGGERS MUST GO BACK TO THEIR CONTAINMENT BOARD

FUCK WOMEN, FUCK KIDS, FUCK BREEDERS, FUCK STORMFAGS, FUCK JEWS, FUCK NIGGERS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, FUCK JANNIES.

>>26207036
you will regret instantly because in 60% of the cases permanent perpetual pain in the balls is the side-effect.

>>26207334
>freedom to drop loads into whatever roastie is fantastic
You're not dropping loads though, are you? You're basically just weeing into them at this point. No swimmers, no potency. Just firing blanks.

>>26207625
Haha having fun in your cage wagie?

>>26207036
depends, what race are you?

>>26207036
Please sterilise yourself.Please please please do it.Pleas eplease please please.

DO NOT DO THIS- I had a badly botched vasectomy and it left me with years of horrific crippling chronic pain. Every day is a struggle now. Imagine feeling like you’ve just been hit in the nuts with a crowbar 24/7 365. Imagine the quality of life you would have. It is my single biggest life regret and it can happen to you!!!!

>>26207036
Yes goy, sterilize yourself

>>26207334
yep, you're so "free" you literally save pictures on your hdd ranting about how family keeps you a slave
basically the male version of the feminist who posts pics/comics of her drinking wine "happily" unmarried at 30 on her instagram

>>26207036
frankly i would say vasectomy is a great idea you can get your sperm frozen if you want to have kids when you decide so. full control.
it's the tiny little fact that it hurts like a bitch and there is no going back and the pain never goes away that's making me stay away.

You shouldn't do it. Doesn't matter if you want children or not, or even if you will ever want them. The point is that the act of mutilating your body and reducing it's capabilities itself is dumb and cucktier

>>26207663
Yes- this is what no doctor will tell you until it’s too late- and there is NO CURE!!!

>>26207826
yep

>>26207036
Voluntary eunuch, ngmi

>>26207036
You can have the procedure reversed too not reading through your thread to see if anyone already said that

>>26207381
Maybe. A loser who never has to punch a clock ever again.
>>26207625
I had responsibility once. It wasn't worth it. It's all just a game, to keep you on the wheel. Once you have a wife and kids, you can't ever get off.
I know way too many divorced, broke dads who lose all their money to child support and see their kids 2 weekends a month to buy into that shit.

>>26207127
Fuck that gay ass shit
>>26207088
I wanna suck demm milky tits
>>26207076
This is scary
>>26207191
Yeap, like you will in some years, kiddo
>>26207196
Pfff this /pol/ nigger
>>26207281
She is looking for your money, that monkey will give you some Brown ass kid and get your wallet reckt... Or well, thats at least what im afraid of.
>>26207286
Kids are not made to take care of old people, ask my parents.
>>26207334
Thank you for the smart wording... For some reason I don't see myself with just one couple for the rest of my life.
>>26207359
Before a 10 year period, yes. But it costa like 10k to get it done.
>>26207411
Not bad. I could look into this.

36 yo with a vasectomy here
DO NOT BUY INTO THE BOOMERS HEAVY BAGS
FUCK MARRYING
FUCK BUYING A HOUSE
FUCK HAVING CHILDREN

GYOW

>>26207726
It’s strange how the things that are most valuable in life are given to you for free when your born. I can’t imagine how it would feel to be old and wake up one day to look around and look back on all the time you’ll never get back, and knowing that you traded all that time for stuff and cumming. You won’t watch your child grow up, you won’t hold your wife’s hand and think about the life you spent together.

But you’ll be alone, society not bothering you, with all your stuff. By yourself.

Enjoy it my friend, I know I dont.

>>26207036
>/biz/

>>26207036
yes white man. there are plenty of white babies already. go mgtow or pump and dump trust me, your friend moshe liebowitz

>>26207982
>Kids are not made to take care of old people
They literally are faggot
t. took care of my grandpa for 2 years while he died of cancer when I was a teenager, my only regret is that I didnt quit my gay minimum wage job to spend even more time with him

>>26207679
I find the size of load irrelevant.
>>26207788
Um, yes? I'm free to do what I wish with most of my time, and part of that is saving images that capture parts of my life philosophy, and sharing them with people on mongolian basketweaving forums.
Feminists are retarded. Your example is some stupid bitch making powerpoints for 60k instead of having the husband and kids that she desperately wants. I stopped working because I don't pay for women and kids. They started working because life at home was so hard.