/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26349409
Fucking kek

How do I invest in bacteria

>>26349409
>bought at 5k
>now worth 30k+
have sex

>>26349409
>Mommy's little wolf of wall street

ahahahhahhahahahhahah

>>26349409
>implying 30% moves do anything other than shake out normies and weak hands

>>26349409
>goes up several hundred percent
>normies silent
>drops 30% for a few days
>normies howling with laughter despite still having a net worth of -$5000

>>26349409
good point OP, I hear the you're a faggot index is performing pretty well these days, tell us more about it

>>26349481
>>26349530
>>26349574
>>26349708
Don't worry bros I got you. Get me some BBQ sauce while you're at it.

>>26349752
uhhh sir you gonna hafta fill out the form if we gonna consider yo application. you done this before, right?

>>26349708
>>26349852

>you're faggot index
Do you even own crypto? You seem to be a third world boy who lacks basic English LOL
The application form is perfect for you, bud

>>26349927
hey bud, I'm a simple man. I'm just here to bump (You)r thread for you

>networth triples in a month
>drops 30%
>salty nocoiners gloat

>>26350063
Good boy, now where's my BBQ sauce? Do I need to repeat myself twice, retard? Matter of fact, get your manager here, I'm done with you.

>>26350106
>poorfag larping to feel better about missing out
Cute

What do you mean by real things? cuz as far as I'm concerned the stock market is nothing but a kike casino ran with funny money printed by more kikes at the Federal Reserve. Shirley companies receiving millions of dollars in free money and then doing stock buyback surely couldn't collapse everything could it. Fucking dumb fuck get off my fucking board.

>>26350090
>>26350148
I'm in 7 figures already. Stay poor, bud. Would you like to bring me the BBQ sauce instead, that other retard seems a bit too slow. Chop chop, wagie.

>>26350148
Missing out on a crash ? lmao

>>26350106
Hello, sir! I'm Cory, the shift manager. I heard you had a problem with the BBQ sauce? I'd be happy to assist you, but I'm going to have to ask you to take your penis out of the ice cream machine. It's been on the fritz today and we'd have a liability issue on our hands if you got injured.

>>26349409
Based.
/biz/ is a pretty shitty board. All you get is shill posting pepes photoshopped with their scamcoin of the week and "WTFWT".

Bunch of degenerate gamblers LARPing as investors.

>>26349409
Fucking lol, my portfolio barely dipped and now it's already recovered.
The trick to crypto is not be retarded.
Traditional investments are for braindeads who get headaches when they think too hard.

>>26350308
Finally someone reliable. Sure thing, bud. My dick got kinda cold in the ice cream machine, mind opening your mouth so I can warm it up?

>>26350363
I'm sorry sir, but the McSlurp is a seasonal menu item. Maybe try the Hardee's down the street?

>>26350457
>the mcslurp
>try the hardees
I love this board sometimes

>>26349409
Oh jeez, they didn’t buy RBC, did they?

>>26349461
Become a baker, aquire yeast culture. Feed it sugar water and flour once a week and watch it grow.

Make literal dough, sell bread stacks.

>>26350199
keep coping nigger faggot, while I secure massive crypto gains you'll be seething with your shit stocks and index funds, now fetch me some tendies on the double or I'll have to whip your nigger ass

>>26350356
>>26350546
>>26350636

>>26350200
That is when you either swing or accumulate idiot... You planning on figuring that out in 2075?

>>26350199
Yes, pretend is fun

>>26349927
>complete misses nig mcd worker joke
>proceeds to insult intelligence

No wonder you don't like crypto, you're retarded, probably can't even figure out how the exchange works.

>>26349409
What did you call me?

>>26350798
>>26350804
>>26350889
STAY POOR LOL

>>26349409
>is wage slave
>lol your crypto dropped 30%

>>26349461
Buy cheese and yogurt.