/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26499773
Reminder

HOLD YOUR GME FAGGOTS DON'T PAPERHAND ON DAY 1

whats the verdict on ARKK and ARKG?

HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT

be honest

do you have a gf?

>>26499808
I’m off this sinking ship, best of luck to you coomers

CCIV CHADS GET THE FUCK IN HERE

Too early

Fuck all GME and BB niggers

>>26499790
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>>26499819
The /wsb/ boiler room is better than Cathie's.

>>26499808
limit sell set to $500

>market wide short capitulation

>>26499808
t. bought GME friday at the top

>>26499773
Reminder to
>Hold GME even if you reached target
>Dump GME before 400USD to poo on Reddit
>Move to BB after and repeat

>>26499773
CLF's modern day market cap means ~$30 is equal to its all time high of $119

i'm very confident that GME is going to go up a lot, my main anxiety is trying to guess by how much and not getting cucked

>>26499847
>tranny thread
I think I'll stay here.

Limit buy GME @65 for 44 shares thoughts?
Have surmised buying on open is guaranteed rape since it’ll launch high then correct.

>>26499847
CLF IS A FUCKING PAJHEET TRANNY STOCK GO BE POOR SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU SHITSKIN YOU WILL NEVER HAVE SEX AS AN INDIAN MALE EVEN IF YOU ARE RICH BECAUSE YOU ARE THE LEAST WANTED RACE EVEN NIGGERS HAVE THE BEASTMAN THING GOING ON TO APPEAL TO THE FEMALE DESIRE TO FUCK ANIMALS AND ORCS

>>26499819
I love ARKK
Mommy will carry me to gains
>>26499827
Fuck no I disregard 3D women
>>26499847
Fuck off tranny, I win

>>26499847
fuck off CLF tranny nigger

>>26499851
Good. Idiots shorted the entire retail sector on the faulty assumption that they would all disappear within the year. Now they are going to have to cover those shorts.

>>26499827
Yes.

Buy ALPP

>>26499863
i have 250 shares set to limit sell at 399.99 lole

damn nq futures looking jewcy

Uhhh, CCIV bros? That's about $70 in krautland right now.

>>26499808
Sell at open before everyone else panic sells.

>>26499879
Fuark bro same.

Gonna buy another $2.5k worth tomorrow just don’t know when.

$2.5 near opening and then $2.5k before close.

Going to sell 30 shares @115 to cover my bases.... after that - fuck it man I’m gonna go the distance with 1000.

>>26499879
Dont go on technicals alone. 90% of it is just parrotted by idiots not knowing what any of it means.
I base 80% of my strategy on Reddit sentiment. There's so much delusion and hopium that I think it can safely go to 300+ before I'll cash out

>>26499896
>betting against america
Go back. ngmi.

holy fuck germs just dropped it by $2 lmao

do you all remember when that pajeet went on an autistic rant a few months ago?
that was soijack poster. it all makes sense now.

These threads are so active and low quality lately I can't keep up by scrolling through the archives now. Anything juicy I should look out for this week? Also, why are these threads so much more active and low quality in the first place now?

Battlestation manned, Adderall prep'd and snacks armed.

Standby for Tendiefall.

>>26499907
I agree it's good and I fully intend to participate but how the fuck is nobody else talking about
>market wide short capitulation
as the final phase of a bubble? it sure sounds like 2000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0__eao4NbiM

Who else ready for GREEN AMD WEEK

>>26499827
no im a neet fag

>>26499969
because you're here

>>26499963
What ticker what exchange

>>26499960
Go be poor on an indian investment forum

What happened to coom cat? Did he coom himself to oblivion?

>>26499969
Short squeezes: GME, BBBY, maybe others. SPCE looks like it wants to pop.
>why so low quality
Because the GME coomers won and it attracted March levels of newfags

So PLTR bros how are we feeling today?
Demo is coming up, should I sell the news or hold through it?
Their sales growth is looking pretty good so far.

>>26499966
>that nigger soul patch
My sides bros

>>26499969
Why the fuck are you reading archives?

>>26499997

>>26499969

When GME crashes and all the tourists go back and swear off the “market jew” we’ll go back to some normalcy.

>>26500007
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/gs2c?countrycode=de&iso=xfra

down another dollar now

>>26499966
lmao!
you’re doing god’s work sperg anon
jesus.. it all makes so much sense.. soijack poster is that pajeet faggot..

>>26500019
Reddit newfags don't know about the coom

>>26500057
I wonder if they pulled a circuit breaker

>>26499990
Yeah you're gonna have to bring that one up with JPOW

>>26499990
Since September there were major funds deliberately targeting shorts. Hedgies are just upset that even the shoe shine boys are getting in on the TINA action.
And yes, I think its a precursor to a major correction but I don't think the bubble pops yet. The Fed put is cocaine to the addicted markets.

>>26499974
you're just going to end up fapping for 96 hours straight again

>>26500069
So they are still very fucked?

>>26500019
The final redpill is realizing coom cat fused with Cohen in September

>>26500073
probably doesn't have one, volume is too low

If I follow this thread daily will I get rich?

>>26500064
the thing that always makes me laugh is the pepe colors on him

California is reopening. Incredibly bullish for AMC

>>26500057
total volume is like 6k who cares lol, also €64 is still $77 USD

>>26500113
By meme stocks with your life saving and you’ll be alright

>>26500113

Only if you buy CLF

>>26500027
I sold Patrick and am waiting to go back in after lockup expiry

>>26500091

I did it for 12 hours once and I when I finally came, it was with the force of a BILLION SUNS.

But I've been taking it for 10 years now so my tolerance is higher.

>>26500113
Only if you’re racist and not a fag

Guys look at Tencent. Is it worth buying?

>>26500148
where's the best place to get addy without a prescription?

Should i buy BBY? its up 3% on europoor exchanges already

Anyone looking at AUPH in euro markets ? Is that 80% pump real ?

>>26500145
>>26500027
Pltr

>>26499851
>>26499990
How can I profit from this?

>>26500144
>lose all your money
>start reusing old screencaps
Show your portfolio TODAY, not two weeks ago tranny.

>>26500195
yeah why though

>>26500127
I sadly live in California and we aren’t opening up anytime soon. I still have to get most food to go. I live in a conservative town and we only have two restaurants where you can go sit down and eat and they are the fancier restaurants in town. I treated myself to steak and lobster at one off my GME profits.

>>26499999

>BB
>GME

I couldve been a millionaire if I wasnt such a pussy

I cant for the huge crash coming after the stimulus checks. Oh man it's going to be amazing. Far out TSLA puts are gonna PRINT

>>26499966
He is very handsome and Pakistani.

>>26500205
Buy BBBY if you care about fundamentals and SPCE if you don't

>>26500172
Just schedule an appointment with a psychiatrist and say you have trouble focusing on anything even pleasurable activities and you’re in. If you start adderall realize your brain will become used to it and getting off and going back to normal will be hard.

>>26500144
I hope they drag you down the shitting street no one is buying CLF because of your insufferable fucking spamming just fuck off already

>>26500222
nothing is showing up yet on other sites and I can't fucking buy. Wondering if trading is halted

>>26500270
seems like it, prices im seeing are from 8:30

>>26500239
This is bad thinking. Stop. For every time you would win, you would have fucked up 10 times before and lost it all.

>>26500190
You can put some premoney in BB and BBY
BB is more likely to be a winner
The play is still mostly GME until friday at most then move profits over to BB and BBY

>>26499999

>>26500213
>shorts will take them to cleaners
OH BOBOOOOOOOS

>>26500247
I thought tiktok users were all fags

>>26500239
No point dwelling on the past, experience gained. There will be other chances to stick it to the jew.

when one of you make it, you should buy and island and use it for
>vpn hosting
>cloud data storage
>tax haven
>stock and crypto and metal gambling place
we can hire /k/unts and /pol/tards as our security

>>26499999
>>>26500000

>>26500151

I'm in like sin then.

>>26500312
Only if we get to have a sickass race track too

>>26500308
That kid in the gif fucking rules. What are the chances he’s never ridden on a scooter before? 100%

>>26500269
I bought clothes up 25%

>>26500172

My PayPal.

>>26500190
>>26500288
>try to shill bed bath and beyond
>retards buy bestbuy

>>26499820
Yeah. Check out these guys in the last thread

>>26498490
>>26498450
>>26498729
At least one of these people is that Indian guy who calls people milkbreaths, types very short sentences, doesn't reply to posts and shills ATOS and CRBP

>>26500069
i dont think you understand just how big of a dream team theyve put together and neither do the brainlets on redditt

>>26500255
>SPCE

And how does this work then, the shorts are liquidated and forces a squeeze like TSLA and GME right now?

>>26500326
>shopped a maga hat onto an image of his dog he’s posted here before
Wait. Are some newfags based?

>>26500357
people bought zoom and signal stocks of tickers that had nothing todo with either of them

>>26499999
checked
buy bb right?

>>26500399
ARKX forced buying. It will reduce the free float by millions of shares, right around the same time as a bunch of positive catalysts – it might go over 100% of float short.

Tencet is buying EA. How much will the stock surge?

>>26500357
Wouldn’t they be more likely to do that for black berry?

>>26500357
im buying both honestly

>>26500195
>>26500222
>>26500270
>>26500280
Trading was halted on Friday. It got approval after Friday AH and got patent approval through to 2037

>>26500262
I've used it in the past for acute studying purposes. I'd probably do the same if I had a more constant supply, once every few weeks type thing. I'd just refill my script once every few months or whatever.

>>26500435
Just when you thought EA couldn’t get any worse

>>26499999
I was here :o

>>26500436
BB is Blackberry, and Reddit is pushing it as a meme stock
BBY is Bestbuy, and I have no idea why anyone would buy it right now
BBBY is Bed Bath and Beyond, and is a potential short squeeze
BY apparently also exists and is a regional bank in Chicago

>>26500408

Some random /pol/ anon shopped the MAGA hat on Mother's Beaglehound and did a bretty gud job so I kept it.

>>26500357
Im a retard europoor. BBBY of course.

>>26500435
Uhhhh, Tencent is going to get Enron'd along with China. How the fuck could they possibly buy EA? Fake money.

>>26499999
check'd & kek'd. Shill a stock and imma buy

>>26500280
Guess I'll hold off on selling my other stuff until its back

>>26500477
>shills shill BB
>shills shill BBBY
>normies end up buying BBY because retarded
>BBY moons
Maybe BBY is the play.

My mom is balls deep in GME

>>26500440
any idea when will the trade continue ?

>>26500552
Based muellerian mimicry strat

why does coke (the drink) taste so good

>>26500597
Your dad went balls deep in your mom and made you

>>26500619
Gross man, just uncalled for.

>>26500597
Theres no way thats a real tattoo, its like a photograph.

>>26500069
>>26500397
So the shot squeeze is entirely a result of retail idiots?

CCIV CHADS

>>26500616
High volume of sugar offset with a strong acid to prevent vomiting

>>26500604
The CEO is doing a conference call to discuss details and next steps at 08:30 EST, if it's not unhalted for the NASDAQ pre-market, I'd guess that they will continue trading after the conference call. I'm not sure though

>>26500643
nah its a mix but the retailers are the ones squeezing and if they are right institutions will follow suit

>>26499847
Fuck off CLFfaggot

Brehs... GS2C just shot up from 45€ to 65€ in under an hour

>>26500239
you can still buy CLF

>>26500616

Because it's main ingredient is FREEDOM and it got us through WW2.

>>26500654
that's why I only drink the healthy variants like coke zero or coke cherry zero

>>26500654
it's not just that retard, other sodas dont even come close, it's the flavor from the coca plant, no other soda has created a global empire from its addictiveness like coke

Why should I buy BBBY? Is this the new meme stock with good profits? I'm retarded, please help.

>>26500723
those are still unhealthy and taste like shit compared to the real stuff

Today for sure. Today's the day I wake up a millionaire.

>>26500725
Perhaps you have a point. I myself only drink coke when I have to drink a soda, still think it's the sugar and conditioning from growing up in Florida though.
>>26500759
Agreed, diet coke tastes like poison

tootsie troll

>>26500727
>66% short interest (will be 74% after buybacks)
>Melvin Capital short both BBBY and GME
>e-commerce growth, positive Y/Y comps in last two quarters

>>26500727
it is also shorted by melvin like gme and reddit will probably move some gme profit there, also its not a doomed stock, they are expanding online business etc.

>>26500723
sugar substitutes arent really any healthier

Looks like BB is back on the menu boys!

Excelsior!

I seriously hope you get on this short/gamma squeeze on GME this week. all in or no balls /smg/. ALL IN OR NO BALLS.

>>26500773
Diet Coke is the only one I like, because it seems extra carbonated. But I drink coke maybe 6 times a year max, and that's basically the only soft drink I have. I prefer either water / sparkling water or alochol

>>26500806
Who cares, at least you aren't drinking your calories

So a company in the health sector called Evergrande Health Industry Group Ltd suddenly rebrands itself to China Evergrande New Energy Vehicle Group Ltd get's a day change of 50% and a year change of 517% because it has now has to deal with EV's.
Do you see the clown market pattern? It's dot com over again, but with EV cars now

>this is all that’s on offer
What’s the fucking point of getting rich

Gentlemen, I have $6,000.

What's the best play to maximum tendies and lowest possible risk?

Could we possibly see BBBY spiking before GME? If Melvin is shidding his pants but does not want to lose vs. robinhood kiddos because muh ego, he could theoretically quit his BBBY short positions to be able to cover the GME short costs?

>>26500806
King tut can’t kick flip bro he can’t even shove it

>>26500806
it depends desu

i don't drink artificial sweeteners on a regular basis but i occasionally have the sugar-free Monster because it's tasty. it only has like, 1g of relatively benign erithyritol (i've read some studies on sweeteners), versus like 50g of sugar in normal monster

and stevia is pretty much a free pass

fuck aspartame though

>>26500873
NYSEARCA:VT

>>26500873
AMD

>>26500862
at least the kid's white

>>26500873
costco unironically

are you taking r/investing's advice?

>>26500862
So you never have to deal with people like that ever again

>>26500862
Why is it always single moms that demand that men make it for them
I talked to legitimately success 6 fig salary women that don’t demand that much

>>26500791
>>26500795
Ok thanks, sounds good.

>>26500873
Covered calls. Doubled my account in 6 months selling weekly covered calls on stocks just before earnings.

>>26500862
I love single mom slam pigs. It’s even better when they don’t want you to father their children just bone. Any other 30+ fags remember when you were still afraid of boning retard chicks with kids because you were young and retarded? You can get some bargain deals on hot chicks who got knocked up.

>>26500873
ACEV

>>26500923
M8, white or not, any kid born to a teen mom is not gonna have good genes.

GME is taking a dive, lost 10%

>>26500862
At some point you have enough money that you can buy virgins for pump and dump on the daily.

>>26500923
Still another mans kid

What do you think about binary projects? Do you know any good one on the blockchain? Found BAEXdefi (#baex), a lot of tools, fiat, crypto, stock indices. I'm interested in their referral program, looks like a good option to get passive income for your wallet. blockchain open-source code can be safe imo

>>26500993
Dont buy at open.

>>26500987
looks like he has some pretty good genes to me, probably better than yours desu

>>26500926
I mean he is not wrong. For every winner there is a loser and GME surely will generate some pink wojaks.

>>26500993
anon, right now, a 10% GME movement is the equivalent of a 2% movement in another stock

also don't buy at open

Invest in DDR5 adoption

>>26500987
biological, teen is the best time to give birth though, i know you were referring to something else

>>26500926
Dude sounds like a cuck.
No wonder he’s on Reddit. DM him and ask if he will pay you to fuck his wife.

If you’re an aye mayne you'll probably get a bonus.

>>26500953
>Why is it always single moms that demand that men make it for them
Because they have no chance of doing it themselves, and they’re holding onto the slim hope that some guy will rescue them from the shitty life they’ve created.

>>26501015
>t.

>>26500975
I’m starting to totally get this.
You just gotta dodge that shit with them trying to move in.
Fuck I hate women.

>>26501020
I hope you guys always report theese pajeet spams. I mean they really should filter the smg and pmg threads...

>>26500987
anon I'm sorry to say you're retarded

~15-24 is absolute peak female fertility

I think I haven't pasted this into a euro-smg yet:

The market downturn is coming, but we don't know when. It could be 2 months ahead, or 18. It could already be happening.

But first, take a look at the last huge downturn, the dotcom pop. Every zoomer idiot here imagines it as a single day 50% drop, but that's not true. It was a slow descent over months a year with a dead cat bounce at the end of year.

The play now should be investing into 1-2 month plays, which either pay off or not, but sell after 2 months.This way you will not be affected by a month-long donwturn. Once these plays start to dry up, or simply not work out, we will know it's a recession, cash out and wait. Reinvest when opportunities start propping up.

The main takeaway is buying boomer ETFs are idiotic, divvie stocks even more so, and 6 month long plays are actually riskier than meme shit. Do meme shit and enjoy the monthly 30% while it lasts.

>>26501022
As I’m neither a nigger nor dumb enough to knock someone up in my teens, I assure you I’m better than that kids parents

>>26501125
I'm not a euro

>>26501125
I'm riding TQQQ to the bottom

>>26500873
>tendies
You should buy AMC, my anonymous friend, it's a guaranteed short squeeze and 10x cheaper than any other squeeze stocks nowadays.

>>26500926
He is right tho. gme is Blockbuster

>>26501075
Haven’t had one with the nerve to ask to move in with me yet, they usually just expect me to father and fund their kid and once it gets to that conversation I back out. I try to introduce the kid to some cool shit that will eventually lead them here and then dip for ever.

Mens intelligence is an appreciating asset.

Women's looks is a depreciating asset.

I unironically hook up with 18 to 21 year old college QTs in return for a few Adderall and their phone bill paid for the month.

I take them along with me to dinner at a nice steakhouse and then to Victoria's Secret where I buy them some sexy smelling perfume/bodyspray that I like.

Once they get a small taste of being 'spoiled' they literally chomp at the bit to see me again.

Which I leverage into getting nudes then ghost their asses.

For example, this is Liz. She was 20 and a math major with mild autism. She loved dinosaurs and succulents

>>26501107
Fertility has nothing to do with genes. Any woman who has kids at 18 in the year 2021 (particularly without being married, as if that isn’t a given) is an absolute retard, and will pass those retard genes onto her progeny. You must understand this.

>>26501129
that doesn't make you not a genetic dud

>>26501125
depends on long you want to hold those boomer etfs, scale your chart to today and its clear you just had to hodl

i mean why would anyone buy boomer etfs, if not to hold them indefinitly (retirement)

>>26501157
It's euro timeslot nonetheless. If you're in the US, you should get some sleep.

ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY.
ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY.
ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY.
ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY.
ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY.
ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY.
ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL ALL IN ON $SOS TODAY.

If a whole bunch of corporate directors just bought shares before an earnings report, is that a good sign?

>>26501125
People were calling for the dotcom bust in 1998. I think the market is now only played by retards. And I think the game could keep going for a year or more.
A TINA rally needs an end to TINA.

>>26501201
Lmfao

>If you're in the US, you should get some sleep.

>>26500225

>>26501188
>I try to introduce the kid to some cool shit that will eventually lead them here and then dip for ever.

>>26501214
I'll take my nightly 3 hours of sleep and be up for market open don't worry

>>26501125
I have bought up the most hurt industries there are.
I don't even have to sell. They hardly can go lower.
I have liquid cash whenever the hard fall comes. If it comes

>>26501204
you're right, but in the coming wastes after the petrodollar collapses and the US nukes china in desperation, strength and speed are going to be the order of the day

>>26501241
If you pulled out everything in 1998, you missed out on 400% gains. This is what people forget.
You can play a bubble smart. It's just that holding is not smart.

>>26501201
>past tense
Uh... anon?!

>>26501206
My offspring will turn her offspring into fertilizing mulch after the singularity, when 80% of the human population is determined to be redundant.

>URG
I hurt myself.

goodnight /smg/ see you in a few hours

>>26501188
>Haven’t had one with the nerve to ask to move in with me yet
Mine didn’t even ask. She just started leaving a few things over for next time.
It was a “go with the flow” kinda thing.
It started with hygiene products (which is natural if they’re spending the night at least once a week), and then it was a few clothing things, and then boom, she’s with me more than she’s not.

>>26501236
share ticker

>>26501248

I'll sleep when I run out of Adderall or when I'm dead.

>>26500394
The chink LOL poster is sure to be CRBP shill Vu. That guy has been shitting up threads for days now

>>26501277
When the whole market goes down, all your supposedly stable stocks will go down. Why do you think the SP500 went down on that graph.
Enjoy your 4 year recovery.

>>26501350
the latter will probably come first

>>26501337
answer me first

>>26501201
ok, where's her nudes?

>>26500534
China owns our government, my dude. They can do whatever the fuck they want.

>>26500397
the only thing that could save gamestop is if they use whatever leverage to beat GOG at their own game AND find a way to justify physical copies to customers other than being a physical key to download the day one patch. they probably would still have to do more too.

>>26500862
not having to work.

>>26501330
sleep well

>>26501201
>then ghost their asses.
This is the fucking way to do it.
This guy has it all figured out.
Where do you find them? Tinder?

>>26501063
But their logic doesn’t make any sense because the guy who actually made it an accord to marry some 18-20 year old supermodel and doesn’t have to put up with another mans kid

>>26501319

After 18 months I got bored and I traded her in for a younger model.

>>26501375
how did they get the shares

>>26501248
I've been trying for hours and can't

>>26501201
>she was 20
um anon, did you literally ghost her?

>>26501201
She’s cute I would keep a Dino autism around

>>26501367
Emergent market did fine.

>>26501399
Pump N Dumps are Tinder.
Bumbl for more intelligent Pump N Dumps
Craiglists for the crazies

>>26501261
FUCK NEWSOM
>FUCK NEWSOM
FUCK NEWSOM
>FUCK NEWSOM
FUCK NEWSOM
>FUCK NEWSOM
FUCK NEWSOM
>FUCK NEWSOM
FUCK NEWSOM
>FUCK NEWSOM

>>26501248
>>26501274
>>26501350
I know you're memeing, and we are supposed to be mean and edgy here, but less than 6 hours of sleep over a few years causes permanent brain damage, and I'm just a bit worried for you guys.

>>26501261
Trump in white house
>we must lockdown
>news 6 gorillion cases daily
>6 gorillion new strains
>think of dying people
>trump didn't manage shot tweet

Trump gone
>we must return to normal
>the economy must recover
>remove lockdown, it hurts more than it helps
>no more 6 gorillion numbers

>>26501367
You cite your dot com bubble but don't seem to remember the stock market bear of 2001-2002 and it's rapid recovery

>>26501421
>and I traded her in for a younger model
Based.
18 months is a looong fucking time to play that game, dude.
Did you really ghost her?
Were you playing this game with multiple girls at a time?

>>26501332
Yeah that’s the basic female strat of moving in. If the sex is good enough to you they can pull it off without a man noticing before it’s too late.

>>26501228
explain

>>26501420
Oh nevermind they were awarded

>>26501357
>That guy has been shitting up threads for days now
not days.. over 6 months.. every day since mid-summer
it's soijack poster. the same guy who fud'd GME thread after thread, the same guy who pretended to be homeless, the same pajeet who went on an autistic rant about white people, the same guy who pretended to be addicted to meth
see
>>26499966
CRBP shill = soijack poster = pajeet faggot

>mfw thunderstorm predicted for today
Peak /comfy/ bros, time to do some weights and then read in the living room

>>26501201
That's fucked up she is cute and looks like she would make a nice gf. Though it's kind of their fault for falling for your fake bullshit.

>>26500862
Marry a shemale and treat her like a real woman. Then just cheat on her constantly with real girls to satisfy your pussy fix. Perfect balance.

>>26499773
We need a new board for crypto, call it /cry/. Imagine if /biz/ was just business related? We could do a lot more damage than WSB.

>>26501458
>Pump N Dumps are Tinder.
>Bumbl for more intelligent Pump N Dumps
>Craiglists for the crazies
Noted.
Where’d you find the one from your pic?

>>26501406
I never said anything about logic.

>less than 6 hours of sleep over a few years causes permanent brain damage, and I'm just a bit worried for you guys.

>>26500926
He's right, taking out loans and maxing credit cards to put on a high risk play is the most stupid thing imaginable. Sure put some of your portfolio into GME, but taking out loans to do that? If the line goes, they'll be absolutely slaughtered

>>26501510
He FUD posted AUPH too.

>>26501473
>but less than 6 hours of sleep over a few years causes permanent brain damage
4 hours on weekdays, 10 hours on weekends
I also don't believe your claim

>>26501477
A BUNCH OF LYING CHEATING THIEVES AND MURDERERS.

>>26501399

I take 1 or 2 interesting classes my local community college. I unironically met Liz in Anthropology.

I also met a 6'2 Rockabilly girl from Portland in an Engine Overhaul class. We broke down, measured and rebuilt a Hemi. It was fun.

>>26501477
Reopening has to be priced in right?

>>26501494
>If the sex is good enough to you they can pull it off without a man noticing before it’s too late.
Of the 5 chicks that I did it with, the stripper chick was in a completely different tier :(

>>26501261
Hope that faggot goes bankrupt from all the lawsuits I hated home even before he became governor

>>26501527
Not that anon. That has just been my experience. Last girl I got from Bumbl required I text back and forth for like a week. But turned out she was trying to pay for college by getting into adult filmmaking
LOL

>>26501477
Pay no attention to this goy

>should have enough money for downpayment at the end of the year
Option 1:
>spend 100% of my savings to buy a nice house
Option 2:
>spend 70% of my savings for an uglier house but still big enough
>invest the money I didnt spend on downpayment

I'm torn, because getting a nice house is what motivates me to make money, but option 2 seems like the wiser move.

>>26501201
you just KNOW

>>26501248
Night shift WFH fuckers
I like euro hours

Should not have sold GME

>>26501514

I wasn't fake with her, I liked her a lot that's why I saw her for 18 months.

But sooner or later you get bored of stuff, it happens. If I still lived in Arizona I'd see if she wanted to continue but I'm on the East coast now.

>>26501519
>publicly become gay while remaining straight in private
Is this just too based for me to understand?

>>26500923
Lmao big cope

>>26501514
I mean she is autistic

>>26501526
It'd have the same traffic as smg and pmg combined, which is not much traffic.

>>26501558
That's because buying AUPH right now really is retarded

>>26501560
https://sites.bu.edu/ombs/2014/03/24/new-study-shows/
Or trhe actual study: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5449441/

>>26501602
who else WFH here?

I dont sleep so good

>>26501477
>>26501459
Retard Newsom, Cuomo, and I think that lesbian goblin in Chicago or maybe another one all came out back tracking there previous lockdown measures within days of the probably fake Biden inag. To be fair Newsom is facing legitimate recall efforts so that could explain his 360 walk away.
>>26501510
Is be surprised if CRBP shill Vu was the soijack shill, hes way too much of a narcissist to post without talking about himself but that’s an interesting theory. Either way FUCK CRBP shill because he’s a chink faggot that will lose a lot of people money

I really don't wanna use the tranny's thread for the next general

>>26501600
You can always sell your house anon. Buy what you can afford, upgrade later. And don’t forget, mortgages magnify your profit margin if your home value goes up.

>>26501621
Okay that's fine.. Did you seriously just ghost her? Or did you actually break up like a normal human being? This is how I will judge if I dislike you or not

I will never buy or sell and options contract.

>>26501565
>my local community college
She seemed too good to meet off a dating app.
Slightly too cute and intelligent sounding.

You really literally ghosted her after 18 months? I can’t imagine that she’d handle that well.
I imagine she’d at least roll up to your place and ask wtf, right?
No judgment, just curiosity.

WTF WAS THAT!?

>>26501663
The night shift kind of fucks with me. Sometimes I get lonely but /biz/ helps.

>>26501350
uh hey can you mail me some of those? thanks :^)

>>26501571
2sc00ps I said it before but you are pretty based for a negro keep it up man

>>26501261
>Cases at 20k/day on Dec 3rd
>Trump President
>Announces stay at home order
>Cases at 20k/day on Jan 24th
Biden President
>Announces stay at home order over

These fucking people, I swear to God...

>>26501399
This guy pays for pussy!
this guys got the right idea!

>>26501670
don't he's ban evading and mods should ban him whenever he pops up

>>26501674
Getting a mortgage is shorting the USA dollar
>le negro pointing at temple.jpg

>>26501682
Covered calls on earnings is free money

holy moly

>>26501657
>That's because buying AUPH right now really is retarded
No he was saying AUPH was a scam, that it's going to dump and it was a mistake to have previously bought it

How should I split my $6k among GME, BB and BBBY?

>>26501637
Aren't you as well? Or just retarded and like to gamble in stocks like many here

>>26501669
>Is be surprised if CRBP shill Vu was the soijack shill
he is, he admitted it was him in the past thread
he is also the same guy who has been spamming ATOS in every thread for the last week

>>26501730
until it isn't.
why gamble? just being honest.
- TJ

good morning I love coom

>>26501591
>by getting into adult filmmaking
Fucking based.
I’ve been interested in taking a shot at modeling scams by publishing a fake app for applications or something.
How was she going about this adult filmmaking ambition? Just self made vids to pornhub?

>>26501330
Goodnight fren! Sleep tight :)

>>26501728
That’s why I wouldn’t be paying off my student loans yet even if Biden wasn’t deferring interest for another 8 months

Lads, the GME blood bath will be soon. If theres a short squeeze, take the profit whilst you can. Because paper handed Ledditers have put their life savings in and once it starts going down, it will fuckin crash.

should I invest in capcoom?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT

>GME pushing to 90

>>26501736
Yeah, well that's because he's also kinda retarded. Any biomeme that's not in his shill portfolio is automatically dumb.
And then he goes on and puts money into obvious PnDs, because muh dark pool.

>>26501601
Kek

87

>BB Premarket
>GME Premarket

FUCK I knew I should have just said fuck it and went in @35 for GME and @ 11 for BB but Im in 6 figure hell and am afraid of taking risks.

PLTR just broke ath!

CCIV BROS GET THE FUCK IN HERE LETS GOOOO

link 2 premarket charts?

>>26501714
The lord cursed me with revitiligo.
I do not like to be reminded of my ailment.

I'm gonna hit $20,000 today

Why the fuck is AUPH halted?

I've dumped my savings into GME market open, no stop loss, how fucked am I?

>>26501811
PLTR bro we gon hit $40 today easy

>>26501717
https://youtu.be/vHSNZK4Je-Y

Would it make sense to buy ITM or ATM calls if the stock you want to avoid IV crush?

>>26501777
Jesus Christ tinny rip

>>26501841
We are waiting for the press release from them.

>>26501845
Cancel it fag. If you don’t think people aren’t dumping at open you’re a fucking retard. Too much profit to not take. At least wait for the morning dump.

>gme is 80 dollars
Jesus fucking Christ

>he didn't buy Sika

>>26501674
> Buy what you can afford, upgrade later.
I think I should accept that I can't afford a nice house yet

>>26501772

So what's the play then?

Buy at open and sell when you're content with your gains?

>>26501861
>ATM calls
Teach me this black magic

Hmmmm

Coomers, BerryBros, Auphists.... we might make a little bit of money today

>>26501802
what website do you use for premarket? tradingview doesn't have that unless im being retarded

>>26501885
>non-coomers getting angrier and DEMANDING we sell
$250. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

>>26501917
>dat spread
Jesus christ.

>>26501765
>How was she going about this adult filmmaking ambition? Just self made vids to pornhub?
Friend of a friend who was doing it apparently. Lot of low level firms near UCLA, mostly through promotions through modelling agencies.
Mediocre lay but 9/10 for enthusiasm and 9/10 body.
>>26501861
ATM

>>26501628
If you marry a passable shemale you don't have to worry about appearing publicly gay. They are more loyal than real girls and they hate sex, so you can just focus on fucking as many sluts as possible while the wife is home doing the dishes and vacuuming.

NEW
>>26501943
>>26501943
>>26501943
IGNORE TRANNY THREAD

>>26501912
I’m rotating my gains into UWMC. It hit the bottom and it’s going to be added to indexes supposedly.

>thinking about buying a few shares of GME just to support the cause and because this shit is passed the point of mesmerizing me

Based BB making me feel not so bad about not being in GME.

>>26500435
How do these chinks even make money? It seems they're just buying trash overvalued companies that can't make a ROI.

>>26501917
Fuck me, and I couldn't put in more money since french insurance bureaucrats take days to deposit my money. Bureaucrats deserve death.

>>26499827
No. Never even held a girls hand before.

>>26499827
Yes, but I’d be happy if you could take this fucker off my hands

>>26501885
SHORTS CANT COVER IN ONE FUCKING DAY LET ALONE OPEN IGNORE THIS NIGGER

>>26500144
With CLF, you lose.

>>26502100
only if you're doing it wrong

>>26500552
seems accurate

>>26501125
When to buy back in boomer ETFs? I was very comfy with my S&P and QQQ over the past years, i feel threatened.

>>26501912

I would wait for 90-100 dollars then sell. But i am risk averse, so each to their own. GME is in a receding industry. It wont be growing, its future is shrinking. So the future stock price wont keep going up indefinitely. Just be warned that the dump will come, its when not if. But i acknowledge it probably will keep going up in the short term.

>>26502231
you average in and dont touch it for decades

>>26500873
buy GME and go down like the rest

>>26502231
Once the start making yearly 5% again after the recession I guess.
But if you don't want to think about it, just do as >>26502317 says and accept that sometimes it will take 4 years to recover.

>wanted to buy GME, BB, ATOS at premarket open
>all of them already up 30% already
Well fuck me I guess

>>26501384
thing is they have cooperation from microsoft sony nintendo GOG does not which to me is telling

GOOD MORNING I LOVE AUPH

Time to make some fucking gains

>>26501526
good idea

>GME already at $100
Shorts can't cover during premarket can they?
At this rate it will be $200 at open.

>GME almost at 100
This truly is a clown market.

>>26502353

I'm just accepting it and buying whatever market open is, this week is going to be fucking nuts.