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There are people not having sex at this very moment haha

>>26546381
no there aren't, having sex irl is a larp

>>26546381
yikes thats icky

>>26546381
Suckers.

this feel hurts the worst on New Years eve and valentines day. It's like everyone around you is cucking you because you never had the resolve to become socially adequate

Hahahaha SPERM and PENIS hahahahaha

>>26546381
Gross. I'm snug in my bubble bath. Sometimes I browse from the toilet. Usually in bed or relaxing on the couch while I "work from home" though. I need a better hobby.

literally 12 year olds on this bored.

>OP thinks sex is a real thing
good goy

>>26546381
>rejected more then twenty attempts to have sex because enough self-awareness that it destroys someone else's life without commitment
>ever taking advantage of naivete
>entertaining the thought of leaving someone and have them slowly break down
>more exposure, less likely monogamy will be a safe haven for the remainder of days
>cannot bare the responsibility of inflicting harm
>know harm will come due to intense isolation in youth
>once you bind with another you also carry their everything unto you i.e. omnia mea mecum porto
>actively destroy self-worth in the process
although they'll still get fucked up by someone else, I at least rest easy knowing that someone else wasn't me

can't chase the validation of something that won't fix the hole seared into you through your childhood

>>26546381
hehehe peepeepoopoo

>>26546381
Sex is unironically repulsive

>>26546381
>>has $1M in Shitcoins
>>gets gf because pussy expensive
>>have long intimate sex with bitch
>>not watching my wallet
>>BOG: "D U M P I T"
>>Find out I'm broke now
>>Pussy leaves because can no longer rent it
>>tfw 1 COOM costed you a Million

>>26546711
This
Sex is a myth

>>26546717
Look at this abstinent chad

>>26546796
this. you can see it on your phone and on tv.
but anyone here ever seen someone doing it or hearing it? i dont think so

>>26547063
how can we profit from this?