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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHABABABABABABABABABAHAH

REDDIT KEKS ARE DONE

>> No.26587305

>>26587234
Haha they’re not. It’s halting every few minutes. The shorts are getting fucked they couldn’t even drive it down past 100. Wsb to the moon

>> No.26587321

How can they just halt something?

>> No.26587331

>>26587234
It still amazes me how kikes are allowed to just press pause because THEY arent the ones making the money.
Fuck reddit and all that, I hope they all get raped by a pack of niggers, but damn if this doesnt open some peoples eyes on who runs global finance, nothing will.

>> No.26587368

>>26587321
If something goes up or down to fast they use this Jew magic

>> No.26587372

>>26587321
its for your own safety goy

>> No.26587387

At least they are not trading shitcoins and make some headlines. I am getting sick of altcoins in crypto.

>> No.26587425

>>26587321
in a regulated market when a stock is not following metrics it means its being manipulated therefore its halted.

>> No.26587428

was trade EVER halted because of gains? i mean EVER?

>> No.26587448

>>26587234
What are they gonna do, force people to sell at lower price? They can slow the rise, but as long as people don't lose the nerve, they can't stop it.

>> No.26587497

>>26587321
It happens all the time in traditional markets. When an asset goes up or down too much too fast, they halt 2 times. On the 3rd time, (((they))) shut down that asset for the day. It's to protect the investors.

>> No.26587519

>>26587234
I'm glad redditors are fucking with stock market investors. It helps demonstrate how the Jews normally do this.

>> No.26587537

>>26587234
Its like if a soccer team was allowed to halt a game just before the opposition is about to score a goal. Wtf is that jew get out of jail card?

>> No.26587579

>>26587321
>*ring ring* "Hello thi-"
>"shut up goy, its me Mr. Shekelberg! SHUT >EVERYTHING DOWN NOW!"
>"y-yes master"

*market halts*

>> No.26587616

>>26587448
>arrests/fineS 100% of gains of everybody who made at least 2 GME posts on cuckstreetbets

Sois btfo, idiot niggers think they can win in (((regulated))) market lmaooooo

There is a reason why bizlets are here in crypto and not on reatrded robinhood

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>>26587331
>>26587368
>>26587372
>>26587519
THEY MAMKE ME SO MAD AHHHHHHH I HATE THEM

>> No.26587641

ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KUqv_RvnEI

>> No.26587661

>>26587428
this might be a new thing lmao

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>>26587497
and what, exactly, prevents line going up or down when trading resumes when the reason for it remains?

>> No.26587665

>>26587234
It's going back up. Diamond hands. We're going to the moon, how can (((hedgies))) ever recover?

>> No.26587729

SHUT IT DOWN!

>> No.26587750

>>26587321
Sneed

>> No.26587755

>>26587497
no it protects the jews who manipulate the markets and hold short positions in a dying company. the investors are the ones investing in the stock while it's pumping

>> No.26587769

>>26587664
They will keep stopping the market until it goes back to "normal".

>> No.26587771

>>26587428
There have been plenty of instances where a stock 2x's or more in a single day (think biopharm), but this is probably more of a consumer protection thing since extreme volatility will only benefit the algos.

>> No.26587781

the funniest part is how some redditors come here and we congratulate them on fucking up KIKES, then they get angry at our 'racism' and 'anti-s*mitism' LOL
to be a fucking schmuck is just so sad
to them, it's just a fucking coincidence that the shorts they're squeezing are all from jewish hedge funds

>> No.26587793

Hedgie thinks everything is a day trade and everything is about money at close of trading day
NGMI

>> No.26587810

>>26587616
On what basis? As long as you don't have total control of all form of media and communication, shit like that will never fly, you'd obliterate the market. They can introduce new regulation afterwards, but not right now.

>> No.26587820

>>26587428
on Binance it happens all the time

>> No.26587884
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kek i was just approached by some long nosed frens to start a fud campaign against GME
they're terrified

>> No.26587889

>>26587234
>>26587321
>>26587331
i had no idea this was possible, why arent there riots over this? goyim literally arent allowed to make money on the kikes market

>> No.26587892

Press D to ULTRADUB on goyim

https://youtu.be/_jI6iAa-cC0

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26587896

>>26587425
>in a regulated market when a stock is not following metrics it means its being manipulated therefore its halted.
But... isn't that a manipulation in and of itsef?

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26587956

>>26587810
>should we tell him goys

>> No.26588044

>>26587769
Wouldn't this force the options to expire before the price could plummet back down? I can't tell if I'm stupid, kikes are stupid, or both. I just hold internet chuck-e-cheese tokens and number goes up.

>> No.26588047

>>26587321
After the great depression, circuit breakers were put in place to prevent panic selling and other mass hysteria. It's actually a good thing.

>> No.26588132

>>26587896
>jews

>> No.26588149

>>26587896
When the feds do it's okay :^).

>> No.26588171

>>26587781
Its funny how close they are to the truth but wont accept it. Their imaginative "boomer" is just a jew in reality. They are one term change away from the truth.

>> No.26588176

>>26587896
Shut your mouth or I will have to call the ADL about this...

>> No.26588379

>>26587810
goyim, i...

>> No.26588430
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26588430

How does plebbit expects the price of this stock to go to $1000 when it cant even go to $120 because the jews?

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26588431

>they literally have a /cuckold BOARD

LMAOOOOIO

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26588446

>>26587305
go back faggot

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oh shit oh fuck oh god

DO I WASTE A PDT ON 5 DOLLAROOS?

>> No.26588482

>>26587896
>crying in pain while striking out at you

big think time

>> No.26588510

ONLY STRENGTHENS RESOLVE. THIS VERY WEEK, THE BOOMER MENACE WILL BE DEFEATED.

>> No.26588530

God damn it! I should have bought it this morning, a life of being financially taken advantage of has given me trust issues so when I'm told to buy something I figure I'm going to be dumped on, but this ones actually delivering.

>> No.26588537

>>26588431
4chan has one too, it's called /gif/

>> No.26588550
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26588550

who exactly determines when a halt occurs, and why is this not considered blatant market manipulation?

>oy gevalt, the goyim know our positions and are trying to margin-call us! shut it down shut it down!

>> No.26588615

>>26587616

Seething jewling.

>> No.26588636
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26588636

Don't buy this cheap FUD. HOLD. Fuck you you dirty kike.

https://www.nyse.com/trade-halt-current

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26588639

>>26587896
You catch on quick

>> No.26588664

the absolute state

more like /r/WallStreetKEKs am i rite

>> No.26588678

>>26588430
because of the shorting, they are forced into buying on friday, at any price

>> No.26588683

>>26588550
Yeah, what the fuck? I don’t know shit about stocks, I’m a dirty crypto nerd, but how does this make sense? Fight the market manipulation by manipulating it?

>> No.26588684

>>26587425
>bears dump and crash to manipulate the market and fuck over bulls
>perfectly fine
>bulls pump and buy to manipulate the market and fuck over bears
>OY VEY GOYIM SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.26588693

This is why I love crypto. I gained >49% today and it's business as usual.

>> No.26588699

>>26587428
Yes you cock sucking newfag. Why the fuck don't you stupid faggots lurk before posting? Where the fuck have you been for the last year?

>> No.26588731

>>26588379
>>26587956
Word of mouth is a form of communication too, you know. And the more you try to shut it down, the more it spreads - even if they close the entire Internet, it would just be talked on streets instead.

>> No.26588737

>>26587889
You new or something?

>> No.26588775

>>26588047

No. It was put in place in order to give the jewling enough time to unload his shares.

>> No.26588826
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26588826

>halted
imagine thinking being halted is bad lmao
cover and dont ruin your families shorts.

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26588856

>>26588731

>> No.26588859
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>>26587234
im praying this puts the hedge fund under, and the US government bails them out. If the people do nothing about it, the nation is truly utterly cucked, and should only invest in crypto. Thats proof right there, you and I are not (((ALLOWED))) to prosper.

>> No.26588889

Is KOSS a good play?

>> No.26588957

Any reason why it's been going up so much in the first place?

>> No.26588970

>>26587321
I've bought stocks for the first time on Monday and coming from crypto, the whole thing just drives me crazy.
Think of the shittiest sketchy crypto exchange, and it's still miles better then your average stock brokerage experience. Completely outdated inefficient boomer experience with tons of unnecessary overhead.
Something like Binance? You actually have to fucking pay to have access to that kind of information and charts in the stock market. If you're American you legally can't daytrade if you don't have $25,000 cash reserves. Hedge funds manipulating the market more than any pajeet pump and dump scammer ever could.
Now I'm no damn commie but it really is designed to keep the poor guys poor and make the rich richer.

>> No.26588980

this is a historical once-every-decade event fren, put in $1k for the memes just so you can say you were part of the >fucking Gamestop short squeeze of 2021

>> No.26588982

>>26588684
>Jews screw over millennials in the Great Recession
>millennials just want to better themselves
No! Shut it down!

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26588984

please stop buying gamestop

>> No.26589061

explain whats happening i don't get it, i only come here for crypto

>> No.26589108

This right here. This is why I do crypto rather than stonks.

>> No.26589198

>>26588550
>>26588683
It's automatic if a stock moves +/- X% in a trading day. There are different tiers depending on how big the company is.
S&P 500 companies halt at 10%. Shit tier penny stocks halt at 150%. Gamestop halts at 40%

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26589274

>>26588970
you just dont know how to trade. i made so much money from the stock market in a year than i do wagecucking. I turned 200 into 8000 in less than a year.

>> No.26589323

>>26589198
But simply why? If something crypto moons or dumps, unless you made your own buy orders or stop losses, you’re fucked.
Regulated markets sound like a mess of bureaucracy and kikery.

>> No.26589339

>>26587781
This dude. Some people just refuse to accept it. I went on the WSB board yesterday too out of curiosity, and the amount of orange man bad takes was a bit surprising honestly. Some were excited about sticking it to “old WHITE men.” Reddit is still Reddit.

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halt it

>> No.26589360

Big nose posting

>> No.26589390

>>26587321
What? You thought “shut it down” was a meme?

>> No.26589436

>>26589274
teach me senpai

>> No.26589474

>>26589274
That doesn't refute my point though.

>> No.26589476

>>26587428
Are you fucking stupid? What are you even asking here? If someone is making gains, someone else is losing.

>> No.26589473

>>26589323
I'm just explaining how it works.

>> No.26589485

>>26589323
All that shit was put in after the stock market crash that caused the great depression
All of this shit has been here before any of us were born and yes, everything is kikery and people who complain about it have always had a point

>> No.26589504

>>26589339
Useful idiots are useful.

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26589524

>michael burry right now

>> No.26589533

How much higher is it going to go
I'm fucking pissed I woke up late today

>> No.26589534

>>26588957

There is 139% short interest on the stock that has to be covered for whatever the price is. The sole reason for the stocks rise is to trap these short sellers and force them to buy far higher.

>> No.26589543

>>26587234
technically bulls need to hold the line until friday
id take my profits; the jews dont lose

>> No.26589565

>>26589436
biotech

>> No.26589581

>>26589323
To prevent a "panic" and keep all the robot algorithms who do most of the actual trading from fucking up.
It's just dumb boomer shit

>> No.26589614

>>26588970
Because it is and socialists are right about many things. Which is why it should be combined with nationalism.

>> No.26589629

>>26589473
Nah I understand m8, not mad at your or anything anon.
>>26589485
Seems fishy. They need to protect the market from itself? I know the USD is collapsing and our economy is propped up by popsicle sticks, but how bad is it truly that we rely on some almost 100 year old bullshit to keep it afloat?

>> No.26589661

>>26589565
Yeah but isn't that just good timing then, what with the rona happening now? Seems like a smart bet I'll admit. I just don't know shit about biotech companies, at least not enough to just start apeing into them.

>> No.26589672

>>26589533
$1000 on friday, hold at your own risk after that, but it will still be higher than it is now.

>> No.26589683

In a rigged game jews always win

>> No.26589707

>>26587884
Did you tell the kikes to get fucked?

>> No.26589717

>>26589534
Can’t they be just margin called with whatever collateral they agreed to?
Has this been confirmed?

>> No.26589739

>>26589543
this is what i'm scared of. i just dont know what jewish trickery they have up their sleeve

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>>26589474
it does though just get good and learn from other people and buy what you think is practical. i just buy biotech and watch the news.

>> No.26589803

>>26589543
I think like the 2016 election, the establishment got caught with their pants down. It may keep running. It was extraordinary undervalued, still probably is, and we have extra market pressure. It’s gonna keep going.

>> No.26589855

>>26587321
its a crazy concept if you're coming from the crypto world. I trust some pajeet faggot over some new york jew anyday

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>>26589339

>> No.26589944

>>26589717

I believe the next shorts expire this Friday forcing a huge amount of buy orders on the market. If the stock rises enough they'll get margin called causing them to buy all the stocks they can get for as long as they have any capital left.

>> No.26589989

>>26589944
>as long as they have any capital left.
BUT ANON WHERE WILL THEY GET CAPITAL?

>> No.26590001

>>26589661
no not really i mean i bought sorrento therapeutics at 5 bucks back in summer, and waited until it was 20 bucks and sold. then rebought when it dumped and then resold at higher sp. been doing this for a while now. im holding it rn though because any little tidbit of news or fda approval will cause it to explode.

>> No.26590036

>>26589989
brrrrr

>> No.26590104

>>26587321
the system is rigged against you
buy gme to crush the system.

>> No.26590106

>>26587889
It's Jew magic but the goy are too busy tweeting about BLM and trannies to notice they're getting wiped clean

>> No.26590113

>>26590001
Based swingie. I'll admit I never thought of swinging stocks, I swing crypto all the time and its fun though.

>> No.26590123

>>26588446
It's our board now, incel. We colonized /pol/ and now we've colonized /biz/. You literally cannot stop us. Suicide is your only option.
Reddit chads rise up!

>> No.26590170

>>26589274
>you just dont know how to trade
Neither do you retard. You are just a lucky lotto winner in a completely irrational speculative mania. Less than 1% of people on this board knows how to trade

>> No.26590221

>>26589707
i didn't reply I'm taking a break after my RBC shilling
I made what i wanted

>> No.26590236

>>26590036
NOPE. YOUR DAD'S BLUE CHIP PENSION IS FUCKED MY DUDE.

>> No.26590303

>>26588859
Wouldn't really prove anything except that you decided to short squeeze a hedge fund during the meme flu period of US history where any business can easily get government money.

>> No.26590309

>>26590123
your mom was colonized by a pack of feral niggers

>> No.26590337

>>26589989
banks.

>> No.26590344

>>26587896

THIS IS ANTI SEMITIC

>> No.26590362

>>26587234
Sour grapes cope, and I don't even hold any.

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26590367

Just remembered I had 40 bucks on Robinhood so I bought some gme for lulz

>> No.26590399

>>26590123
fuck you.
this board is now an offshoot of /pol/.

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is it going to plummet overnight?

>> No.26590412

>>26590236
So the secret is literally to just weaponize normies boomer hatred against the jewish shapeshifters pension for larping as white?
based

>> No.26590426

>tfw crypto retards got absolutely shat on by redditors
LMAO

>> No.26590427

>>26587428
circuit breakers get triggered for gains surprisingly often

here’s an example from last year:
https://www.streetinsider.com/news.php?id=16528423&classic=1

>> No.26590431

>>26589768
It doesn't though because you can still make money from shit, I never claimed you couldn't. It's still manipulated boomer shit with overly strict and stupid rules and regulations, and crypto is a lot more fun.
Have to admit though that I (and maybe many on /biz/) ignored stocks for too long, simply because I've had such amazing returns on crypto in the last years, that would have been very hard to achieve with stocks without taking some extreme risks. And I still think crypto has a lot more room to grow and is basically a completely sure thing if you just stick to BTC; ETH and LINK and don't sell. But I'll definitely dip my toes into the stock market from now on just to diversify a bit.

Also, it's easy to make great percentage returns when you're only investing with lunch money (no offense), I'm guessing once your portfolio reaches a decent size (six figures) you'll become more conservative and take less risks to protect your wealth. Happens to most people.

>> No.26590465

>>26588446

tell me all about your latest shit coin you have all your moms money in. Going up soon right??????

>> No.26590480

>>26590410
quite possible but they are stopping trading AGAIN

>> No.26590506

>>26587321
The Jews have this in place so goyim stay poor.

>> No.26590507

>>26587321
oy vey, its anuduh shoah!

>> No.26590572
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>>26590410
Shinra tensei

>> No.26590604

>>26590113
and its worth it. i mean srne is only like 9-10 bucks which requires little capital to swing and sometimes it dips to 8 and i can just wash this every week or so doesnt matter if its 100 or 200 bucks thats good profit still

>> No.26590626

>>26588047
Considering the great depression was caused by the introduction of the fed in the 20s? Yea no it's not a good thing. Jesus fucking christ they pump money into the market and you retsrds wonder why shit is goin up? Its a sign thst shit is going to get expensive real fucking quick.

>> No.26590654

>>26587321
That is HATE SPEECH you NAZI!!! ANTISEMITE!!!!

>> No.26590660

citadel market maker (illegal) naked shorts

>> No.26590697

>>26589803

I believe this will go on, but in the future this may never happen again with new tricks in place to stop the gentiles from seeing their short positions

>> No.26590732

>>26589944
epic

>> No.26590786

>>26589989

They just got 2,5 billion dollarinos.

>> No.26590806

>>26590604
So wait, swinging is basically enough to just starting making a decent amount? Alright fren, I'm convinced.
I actually cleared out what little I had in my trading account but looks like it's time to ape back in.
Do you get tips and stuff from /smg/?

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>>26590170
yes I'm very lucky and also I'm goid at trading lmfao

>> No.26590963

>>26590786
And they are so overextended it still won't be enough to save them come Friday.

>> No.26591037

>>26590697
The hedge funds in the future just won't be this retarded. These chucklefucks borrowed more shares than gamestop actually had and now we're fucking them with supply and demand. Now we just wait as they capitulate from the interest rates and the prisoners dilemma they're in with all the other shorts.

>> No.26591068

>>26587321
These topics are beyond goyim comprehension

>> No.26591080

>>26589543
THIS. Remember Hertz .

>> No.26591120

>>26590895
Lucky yes, good at trading no. But at least you seem to be better than the reddit retards judging from your pic

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>>26587771
>consumer protection
oy vey goy, we have to stop your stock from rising too fast. for your own protection ok

>> No.26591144

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_GFN3a0yj0

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26591166

>>26590786
YES TIE MORE FUNDS TO THE BRICKS

>> No.26591171

>>26591080
hertz had not memepower

>> No.26591177

>>26587321
This is why i dont buy stocks. Jew fucks can just do anything they want to it. We need a decentralized market/exchange more than ever.

>> No.26591186

They have been doing that since last week dummy. They are scared

>> No.26591216

>>26590806
nah i just base it on some stuff like the sentiment (extremely important) how the ceo behaves (important) how much money they're making (semi important) look at price as well. the lower the better but dont buy any penny stock stuff its worth pennies for a reason. anything between 2-5 bucks is good and just look if they have PR coming out if you're unsatisfied with price sell the news.

>> No.26591405

>>26591216
Haha yeah I hear you man. Those exact same things are what I look for in crypto too. Not really a huge shocker I know.
I guess what I need to start picking up now are the best equivalents of what our good crypto tools, i.e. coingecko, binance (already got trading212 so probably going to stay with that), and other related things.

>> No.26591431

>>26590963

My cock is super erect and I purposely did not apply any lotion on it. When Friday hits I'm in perfect position to ram my diamond hard, wildly pulsating, manhood deep into these jewlings ass and keep hate fucking them until my balls are squeezed dry.

>> No.26591467

The reality is that Melvin capital kikes will go to citadel kikes and make open a short position as well. Wall Street has infinite money and can push it to 0 lmao, plebbit cucks will learn the only way to invest on this planet is to hold crypto with paper wallet. Expensive lesson though

>> No.26591518

>>26590410
what do you think? the jews never lose.

>> No.26591525

>>26587234
Shut up faggot. This is way beyond reddit at this point. Every forum, group, comment section etc is buying gme, even normies are buying

>> No.26591538

>>26587321
Jewed

>> No.26591592

I think there is a network effect going on, all the articles being posted about this just encourage other people to just buy some GME just to see what happens.

>> No.26591604

>>26587234
This is of no concern to us. While the Reddit cucks are wasting their ammo on a losing battle with the jewry, over a outdated business model, we bizraelis are gaining a foothole in the future economy. I wish they could destroy eachother . It is not enough that /biz suceeds, plebbit must fail. Who knows ? maybe some of them may finally understand how they got jewed out of a deal. And come to see our point . ACCELERATE !

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>>26591120
lmfao ok man whatever helps you cope i guess.

>> No.26591625

Is Fidelity any good? Will it take forever to get the account set up to do first buy?

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>>26591604
poetry

>> No.26591795

>>26591525
>even normies are buying
classic sign shit is going to hit the fan.

>> No.26591851

>>26591625
Fidelity and Etrade are both good, Robinhood if you're low IQ and want something simple.
It will probably take you 2 days to get things set up and link a bank account. Friday is the moon day for GME.

>> No.26591913 [DELETED] 

>>26589274
There are anons here who can do $200 to $100k in less than a year. I think you should go back.

>> No.26591980

this is literally bitcoin in november 2018 when normalfags started buying in spamming to the moon

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>>26587497
>It's to protect the investors.
In this instance it's to protect the short sellers who WILL be invested in GameStop once their put contracts expire on Friday, thus forcing $3.5 BILLION short selling dollars to buy GME stock at WHATEVER strike price that ACTUAL investors are willing to sell at.

And last I checked, an absolute fuck ton of those strike prices are at $1000 a share.

>> No.26592080

I can’t believe this is happening how did you accomplish this

>> No.26592138

>>26587896
>But... isn't that a manipulation in and of itsef?
of course but it's good manipulation not antisemitic

>> No.26592242

>>26591913
too bad you're not one of those anons LMAO you're just mad you didnt get gud. fyi those guys who turn 200 into 200k are in the 1% margin

>> No.26592257

>>26590399
Anyone who handles finance eventually comes to hate kikes.

>> No.26592266

>>26587234
this is like if a president called for the votes to stop being counted because he was already ahead

>> No.26592302

>>26588970
What are you talking about? Coinbase "crashes" every time there is a pump.

>> No.26592449

Wait isn't this the 2nd time it got halted? What happens when it gets halted a 3rd time?

>> No.26592502

>>26592449
Got halted like 9 times yesterday

>> No.26592512

>>26592449
its dead

>> No.26592519

>>26592449
gets delisted

>> No.26592561

>>26592449

The house keeps your money.

>> No.26592575

>>26587234
Fucking SEC cucks

>> No.26592713

>>26592449
your wife leaves you for tyreek

>> No.26592772

>>26592449
>Wait isn't this the 2nd time it got halted? What happens when it gets halted a 3rd time?
It booms and gets halted a 4th time.

>> No.26592774

>>26592266

Well the president only called them to stop counting. The polling places did stop counting when their candidate was behind. Of course he got ahead at 4o'clock in the morning after they came up with enough votes.

>> No.26592780

What is this and where can I buy?

>> No.26592793

>>26592449
It goes straight to my trust and I use it to build a shemale paradise in the midwest

>> No.26592849

>>26587234
holy shit reddit just BLEW THE FUCK OUTTA chainlink holders. what they did took chainlink holders 4 fucking years. what a fucking joke!

>> No.26592949

>>26592257
and for good reason.

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>>26587234
bros...

>> No.26593020

>>26592302
What kind of circuit breakers do they run on Uniswap?

>> No.26593062

>>26592449
They are only delaying the inevitable at this point.

>> No.26593159

Crypto fag here it's amazing how they can just halting trading whenever they want on stocks

>> No.26593288

>>26593159
the game is rigged, time to turn the tables