/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26732908
holy shit

agreed, im non ironically going back

>>26732908
joly sjit

>>26732908
OY VEY

>>26732908
>Gets dumped on when SEC nulls their illegal coordinated price manipulation

>>26732908
can we meme reddit into being based? did we meme them into being the manifestation of onions itself?

>>26732908
Hello? Based Department?

>>26732908
based

>>26733327
>people buying a bullish stock is price manipulation

>>26732908
AHHHAAHAHHAH

>>26732908
This false flag to scapegoat /biz/ and WSB as "racists" is pathetic. God said not to bear false witness. You're all sinners

>>26732908
Yet people still think we're the Nazis. Unbelievable.

>>26732908
they don't even realize it either, they keep calling hedge funds "old white money" and keep attacking people who comment anything antisemitic

>>26733725
I thought we were the Nazis?

>>26732908
They're didn't do it on purpose. They're good goys.

>>26733594
Securities Exchange Act of 1934, Section 9
> (2) To effect, alone or with one or more other persons, a series of transactions in any security registered on a national securities exchange creating actual or apparent active trading in such security or raising or depressing the price of such security, for the purpose of inducing the purchase or sale of such security by others.

>>26732908
That reminds me, I need to watch Summer Wars again pretty soon. I remember liking it.

>>26734137
>It is illegal to talk to your friends about what securities you buy because it may influence them into buying or selling that security, therefore manipulating the price
Unjust laws are not laws to be followed.

>>26735389
By that same argument pedophilia and forgery is fine.

>>26734137
>It's illegal to trade stocks on the stock market
Well I guess the SEC has to go after literally anyone who's ever bought or sold a stock then

>>26733954
>this is class warfare at this point
even on the fucking stock subreddit they talk like faggy antifa commies?

>>26734137
>the government has the resources and manpower to prosecute ordinary people instead of the main ones responsible
literally all of us are fine and you're retarded

>>26735622
ask me how I know you are jewish

>>26733954
But call him a Jew and you will be astonished how he shrinks back, “I’ve been found out”.

>>26735622
u wot

>>26732908

>>26732908
>the first shoah burned the jews,
>the second liquidated them

>>26735759
yep

>>26733725
We are, but we can say we like making money, ((they)) can't argue against it.

>>26736001
How?

>>26735680
I would have hoped people diving face-first into the GME suicide pump would be smart enough to comprehend basic english.

>>26733954
who cares
as long as they did it
the reasoning doesnt matter

>>26736144

>>26735836
You won't go to jail, but don't except to make money unless you dump on bagholders. Nobody on Wallstreet is buying them.

>>26735622
You're right anon, who decides what is and is not just. I was so blind. Because all pedos should hang, and forgers have their hands removed, so too should talking stocks with your friends be illegal. You have convinced me by extrapolating my logic to and end I could not have imagined. Perhaps I was wrong about pedos and fags, and trannys, and even the kikes. Thank so much for enlightening me. Really.

>implying reddit can ever be based

get out normalfag

>>26734137
This is referring to faking sell/buy orders

>>26735759
It's bots you morons

>>26732908
bump

>>26736144
Beautiful.

>>26736343
Oh so bright enlightened one, please explain how that rule couldn't be applied to literally anyone who's ever bought or sold on the market, and especially whales who give advice on which positions are bearish or bullish.

Face it, that "law" is never going to be enacted because it is a retarded law that would totally kill the market with no survivors if ever put to use.

>>26734137
which clause of this do you think applies because I don't see one

NO NO NO ITS ANODDA SHOAH

>>26732908
Can someone explain what the fuck is going on to a literal dented-brain retard like myself? 7 sentences or less would be useful.

>>26732908
They still can't say nigger though

>>26736578
>actual or apparent
It includes but is not limited to fake orders.

>>26736670
>Create mass coordinated campaign to influence price on security
>Literal law against doing that
>"Doesn't apply bro"

>>26735759

Time for an incursion

>>26733954
lmao @ the award

>>26734137
>for the purpose of inducing the purchase or sale of such security by others

Here's the thing, though, no one is doing that to induce others to purchase. It's literally just to fuck over shorters.

Remember the 6 million liquidated in the Hodlcaust.

>>26736225
fucking kek

>>26736929
holy fuck i missed that

>>26732908
>retards literally think hedge fund managers are playing with their personal money

>>26736736
Supply and demand.
Greedy hedge funds need to buy over 100% of all exisiting gamestop stocks
Large group of retards mass bought stocks and refuse to sell
Hedge funds are forced to pay anything to get these stocks.

guys reddit is so heckin based! we should all go back there this place blows

>a bunch of reddit basedboys and leftist politicians did more to BTFO the jews than 4 years of MAGA

lol

>>26736736
rich people promised to buy gamestop but redditors made the price go up and have made a lot of money and the rich people will have to buy it back at 10x the price or something. im retarded and this is not financial advice

>>26737238
begone jew

>>26732908
I believe losing their shekels is a bigger pain than the ovens

>>26733954
It's so funny how close they are to truth but fail to see it because of their 110 iq

>>26737505
truth hurts :^)

>>26737238
trading platforms lose money on the brokerages retard, they make money from overwhelming money they make comes from idle cash in their brokerage accounts.

>>26732908
WSB is a biz colony.

Hedge bros probably wanted to bank a bonus on their holiday.
Funny how it turned out.

>>26736976
>for the purpose of inducing the purchase or sale of such security by others
>Inducing the purchase to shorters getting squeezed
>IT D-DOESN'T COUNT!