/biz/ - Business & Finance

Ugh

gonna buy a stock right now, wish me luck

>>26761702
good lcuk

>join the wsg discord voice chat
>absolute retards micspamming and yelling nigger nigger nigger over and over
im dumping this fucking stock

>>26761702
good cuck

>>26761582

>>26761582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQxs9FeGqaU&lc=UgzICThs3vQ9X4WQ2Sx4AaABAg

how does this sound: AQB, VALE, UUUU, Linkies

>>26762634
It's Mister Lizard!!

>Portnoy owns 1 million USD of NOK

What does this mean?

The newfag questions are really cute. Keep em coming.

Taking my gme profits and buying silver.

Short squeezing JP MORGAN to death

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>>26761582
C H A O S

>>26761582
REMINDER
The jew is the common enemy

>>26765929
WE'RE IN PEAK EUPHORIA/NEW PARADIGM PHASE
SELL EVERYTHING TOMORROW OR BE LEFT HOLDING THE BAG

>>26761582
>try to buy amc
>order pending all day
>canceled for no reason

>>26762634
IT'S MISTER LIZARD!!

bros how do i temper my weak toilet paper hands into diamond hands

>And are these retails in the room with us right now?

>>26766103
The jews were fucking everyone today. They marked me as a pdt even with a 50k account i sent them a long ass email calling them kike rat pieces of shit

goodnight bros. I'm praying for the best tomorrow and friday

>>26766170
KEKEK hedgie are you okay are you okay hedgie

>>26765929
My favorite questions I’ve seen are the ones asking why they can’t buy at this time.

>>26761582
dave portnoy put 1 million in nok and amc today. fucking mad man

>>26762465
lol nothing illegal is happening here on our end. I’d bet just about anything that right now all these kikes are finding a way to twist every law into their favor. If they get off scott free the entire market becomes sham and collapses. How much money is really at stake here?

>>26766280
The FOMO is real
Tomorrow's gonna be crazy

>>26766270
>HOW DO I BUY STOCKS AFTER HOURS
>WHEN DO STOCKS OPEN
>I HAVE 1K TO SPEND WHAT DO I DO
>I'M NOT BUYING AMC FOR 7 FUCKING DOLLARS

>>26762465
>buying stock is illegal

>>26765929
How do I see futures?

>>26766280
he tried to get my shares, tried.

>>26766092
I sold a couple hours before closing bell

>>26766320
All of it

>>26766198
Based. I'd do your bussy as you name the jew

Anyone else stupidly buy AMC @ EOD assuming AH would surge a bit like yesterday? I figured tomorrow morning's dip wouldn't be anywhere near today's EOD

o well

>>26766103
me too annon. i put in order last night around 5 and got denied by the kikes.

>>26766198
based.

hello I am new to all this and will blow hundreds of bucks on this AMC meme cause why not.
is robinhood a good website for stocks and if not is there something else that's recommended?

>>26766438
greed got the best of me but after close I came to my senses and set limit sells on everything

>NAKD $24,000 in 2014 and now $2

what the fuck ?

Sell NOK IMMEDIATELY. It's going back under 5.

>>26766209
goodnight annon

should I fomo into SPCE after it dropped a little after hours or is it too late?

>>26766549
I use trading212, which is very easy to use and secure but it was a bitch to log into today.

>>26766320
The entire market is at stake because Congress is completely incompetent and doesn’t know anything about the economy or technology.

Congress will respond and complete overreach and fuck the market. Buckle up

>>26766580
Beats me. They released a press report like a week ago, no idea why it got pumped now

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so what exactly is a stock anyways?

>>26761582
Fuck kikes!

What's up with FIZZ, it's doubled in a week?

I live in NYC and some of my friends that are Mets fans are melting right now — it’s what they do best desu. Report just came out that their new owner, Steve Cohen’s, hedge fund, which helped bailout Melvin, is also down 15% thanks to GameStop.

One of their comments: “frick me. Mets finally have an owner that’ll spend money and some Reddit retards are gonna bankrupt him.”

What does everyone think of Sears?

>>26766571
like wise. I was up on calls bet kept holding until I was barely making a profit

NOK, boys. This is my last shill.
There is more call volume on NOK weeklies than there has been all week on GME. Almost 3x right now. There is a lot of money betting on it. Whether it's just a distraction from GME or what, I don't care. This shit is getting pumped.

>>26766461
Thanks bro its been a while since ive been slammed in a porta potty. Might buy one with gold trim and a plush seat and all that shit if amc hits 100 as ill be a millionaire

>>26762634
IT'S MISTER LIZARD!!

I NEED THE MARKET TO OPEN AGAIN
I'M GOING THROUGH GAINZ WITHDRAWALS AND IT'S ONLY BEEN LESS THAN 6 HOURS

>>26766692
Yup. Reddit is probably going to get ass raped and apps like Robinhood will probably be banned. I got my little slice and will ride it to the end

>>26766761
Probably from all of the cases my boss orders.
>>26766788
My grandpa worked as a floor salesmen there for his whole career. Bretty cool.

>>26766788
Stay away from “meme” stocks. The government will strike back and find a way to tank them. I’m not kidding.

>>26765945
Silver is manipulated so hard, I want to see this happen

>>26766768
good. fuck the mets

>>26761582
What do we do when (((they))) try to over regulate?

>>26766599
HOLD NOK DUMBASS

They're trying hard not to be another gamestop, it's gonna work if only because of hype, buy low watch it jump again tomorrow

>VIX
I got burned (thankfully not a ton) on TVIX last year, I'll pass on this volatility bear bullshit.

>>26766746
You buy it at a high price from the kikes and then sell it back to them at a lower price. You need to buy at the right time and not tell anyone or you risk going to jail

Fuck all of you. MSFT had one of the best earnings I have seen and all it got today was a 0.2% green mini dildo.

>>26766989
Ironic.

>>26766941
>>26765945
It's impossible, even if you controlled half the world wealth.
Miners are also widely not manipulated and hardly shorted, so that's also not relevant at all.

is my TQQQ gonna get destroyed tomorrow? Im scared bros. My biggest poisiton was -10% today

>>26766970
you have to have an IQ of at least 100 to post here

>>26762634
MIISTA RIZAADOU DA

>>26766843
over 3 million calls, 600k+ in 2 day weeklies

uh, hey guys, you wanna talk about NAK?

>>26766843
You think it could hit 15?

>>26766399
I bought AMC ticket for $20 and am waiting for it to go through in the morning.
>TO THE MOON
>NEVER GONNA SELL
>GAMERS RISE UP
They may have shut down reddit but they cant stop all of us

I've had to explain short squeeze to normie friends the last few days and referencing this scene has been the most effective way of explaining it; associating GameStop with Mr. Burns in this scene on a wide scale will also help shape public perception, which can (but possibly won't) help with potential regulations
https://youtu.be/aI0euMFAWF8

>>26765929
Hey cute newfag here, I'm a retarded ass zoomer how the FUCK do I learn about this shit?
I think there's a business class at my university, should I do that?
PLEASE SPREAD YOUR WISDOM!

Add this song to the next OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0105ht0yoc
Recommended listening for this Clown Market.

>>26766875
based, hope you make it

>>26767173
Some Finnish guy said during market hours that he doesn't see it going up much higher because all the boomers over there who have been bagholding since the 90's are going to sell their shares when Helsinki opens

>>26762634
It’s Mister Lizard!!

>>26766918
this
its all so exciting

>>26767253
lurk 10 years

>>26766599
Kek it won't, NOK literally only mooned today. Normies aren't even in yet. It hasn't evenn begun.

>>26766209
GME doesn't even begin on Friday.

>>26767253
youtube videos and investopedia
pirate books if you want to go deeper

>>26767041
Based on TSLA + AAPL earnings today, yes, but I think you're in a good position in the next week as long as you don't have weekly options

>>26766941
>>26767033
Miners are most definetly shorted. Look at first majestic as one example.

If every one of us (including plebbitors bought just a few ounces at the same time they wouldn't be able to deliver.

The most important thing to remember folks.

(((They))) can print paper, (((they))) can't print metals.

Buy physical.

>>26761582
Who controls the VIX? Can volatility be controlled?

>>26761582
Is there any reason to trade options using my current bank versus using Schwats or Robinhood? Is the advantage just immediacy?

>>26766761
Same reason the rest of the highly shorted stocks did. People are targeting them

https://www.highshortinterest.com/

I grabbed some SPCE, since that hasn't made much movement yet. Probably because it's missing from the financhill list

>>26767372
Be careful. If the SEC suspends GME (or de-lists it) NOK/BB/AMC will tank.

Sirs, I have done the sneedful on JAGX.
Now what exactly is my exit strategy because those calls were for August.
Also I'm a bit pissed because I bought 200 shares of SNDL and after I sold calls on them it went up like 30% and now I have unrealizable gains.

>>26767345
oops forgot to take off my namefag

How does this DOM histogram make any sense? Shouldn't the bids be filling the lowest asks?

>Robinhood sends out FUD email after their servers get assraped for the 69th time

>>26767572
>E

>>26767386
wat?

>>26767617
art style is AIDs

>>26767527
NOK won't dip past 5, its not a meme stock retard. AMC will tank

>>26767434
AG isn't even 30% shorted and it's a crap company that produces jack shit. The only possible explanation for this travesty is that you are a hedgie trying to distract us from our GME tendies. You have failed, andrew left. You are andrew left with nothing now. DIE HEDGIE DIE

>>26767568
looks like it's aggregated over time
like a market profile kinda thing indicator

>CRSR finally moved
Damn the wait was worth it. Any RGB keyboardbros here ?

I'm scared bros. All this bullshit has to be a sign we're at the top. Markets have far outpaced the economy in their recovery and everyone knows it.

some of my tqqq got liquidated last session feels bad, if people didnt have paperhands gme would be sitting above 400, amc above 20

>>26767617
the left are truly pathetic
even righties fight the plutocracy properly

Help me feel better about selling GME for a 20% profit instead of 300%+

is throwing all your money in a non leveraged ETF and just forgetting about it a good play?
What about doing it with something like SPY thats had consistent returns every year?

>>26767722
we can tell you're from reddit
go back you really don't belong here

>>26767617
baste

>>26767018
>earnings

>>26767762
Hell yeah brother

>>26767572
Lol they know they’re fucked

>>26767764
>scared
Are you betting your entire life on this shit?

>>26767253
Youtube unironically. I remember a guy called Ziptrader has a good setup if you're interested in swing trading. Which is a good place to start.

>>26767617
The democrats certainly weren't behind Occupy wall st. But they were certainly behind the IDPOL bullshit that corroded the movement later.

>>26767797
That shit happens all the time I sold hundreds of BTC 6 years ago.

>>26767018
pulled down by SPY going down so hard

>>26767797
No.
You sold because you're a paper handed pussy not meant to make it in this world. Thanks for selling me your stack for cheap.

NOK is smart money play

>>26767722
big yikes from me dawg

I have 2000 bucks to blow on stocks. Design my portfolio, /biz/.

>>26767878
yeah, they're sending it to everyone
but the risk is for the juden ;^)
how nice of them to put their fear on display

>>26767797
I sold all my passive positions because todays red open scared me and most of them mooned

i will bless u all while the thread is slow. this is a repeat of 2005-2006 investor business daily top 100 momentum bubble. wsb and robinhoodies aren't actually pumping the stocks, we are just pawns. this is not a game of fundamentals, it is financial chess. this move was orchestrated by institutions and they use "momos" like wsb and biz to build a buzz and increase momentum in price action by buying far OTM calls. this squeezes gamma and shorts at the same time because marketmakers are forced to buy the stock at any price to make delta and cover shorts.

tl'dr
for the noobs:
some simple rules to stick by to not get jewed in this run up
>sell half on a double
>don't marry a stock (fuck 5g, and covid vaccine nonsense, this is not a game of fundamentals)
>preservation of capital is the name of the game
>cut losses quickly
>follow the money

>>26767764
Do what you want - but don’t be too greedy. GME will crash at some point anon.

>>26767797
You made a 20% profit rather than 0.

>>26767797
I didnt even invest anything and i had the chance to when it was below 100, at least you made money

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>>26762634
IT'S MISTER LIZARD!!

Can we ever overturn the control of the stock market being solely in the hands of the long nose tribe?
Will the good guys finally win a battle?

>>26761582
what US timezone does the stock market follow? Are they all the same?
What times are the best for buying/selling?

>>26767807
please respond

>>26768153
East coast.

https://melvincapital.com/

website gone

Hey John you fat fingered RYCEYtard when's the next update video?

What actually happens when I'm millions of dollars in debt after a margin call?

>>26766580
Without looking it up they definitely went through a reverse split. It lowers share prices but makes more shares. So instead of owning 1 TSLA for 1000 you own 5 TSLA for 200. It makes historical charts look fucked like that though. Look up HMNY for a laugh.

Why does JPM short silver if JPM owns the largest stockpile of silver? I don't get it.

AMCHADS HOW WE FEELIN

>>26768161
if safe and slow is good for you sure

>>26768004
bless you, anon

>>26768216
hes still hanging out at the smg meetup. god bless him

>>26768231
Nasty creditors come after you.

>>26768206

>>26767990
Buy RENN SLP SYPR tomorrow. Sell when they start to dip, which will be within 5 business day. Make $200.

>>26767807
your returns will be around 10-12%, do it if you are happy with that.

>>26768231
Why did you invest millions if you couldn't afford to lose it

>>26768216
how do I short kpop's hairline

>>26766599
NOK getting started you retard. HODL

>>26765945
The dude who wrote that post understands fuck all, he just spouted a bunch of memes hoping to latch on some retards.

>>26767990
6 shares of GME, rest in cash

>>26768359
because i was sure i'd make tens of millions....

>>26768276
Feelin based. Charts are beautiful and primed to rocket tomorrow during pm. Ill be up early as fuck smoking rock and sippin joe with you lads

>>26761582
SNDL BROS
RISE UP

>>26768404
damn :\

>>26768004
you missed get in early, thanks OG NOK shill

>>26768276
Not bad considering I only have a hundred bongbucks in it

>>26768004
WHERE THEY GOING NEXT MORTY??? WHERE THEY GOING NEXT.

>>26766970
i lost $137000, a house, my wife on TVIX in 2011.

Literally fucking worthless piece of decaying manipulated shit. I sued Credit Suisse and got a $21 check

>>26768509
Disgusting. Would rape though

Why does NAKD have 0 volume?

>>26768404

Are you in debt? Or are you worried about going into debt?

>mfw sold NOK at 8.81 up from 5.50
>immediately reinvest in non meme stonk
>Stake tries to label me a PDT and ask me to put up 25k if i keep schizotrading
lol fuckers.

>>26768206
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>nothing personal I'm just your last hope to avoid the reddit onslaught

I don't think I'm good at this.

>>26766599
i would go all in if i could snag it below 5
unlike GME and AMC, Nokia is actually a legit company operating in an industry with solid future

>>26768263
to accumulate

>>26768231
If youre first name is Melvin and youre last name is Capital then papa Fed will chuck taxpayer shekels at you.
Otherwise you're better off living off the grid from now on

Does anyone here use bots / software for stocks? if so which

>>26768532
Dropping 10k USD into TVIX with a 6% trailing stop. Missed the last time it shot up. Learn how to use the tools provided retard.

>>26768206
It has always looked like this

>>26761582
What time is usually the best for buying/selling stocks?

>>26767797
At least you didn’t lose money bro

>>26761887
>joining any discord voice chat that has more than 3-5 people is cringe as fuck.

>>26766320
I can see your nose from here.

>>26768600
it's just crazy bull market since march
when it end you'll start losing again ven when you hold

is it more efficient for me to sell my tqqq position buy back in at a lower price instead of holding and waiting for it to recover?

my port:
50% AMC
20% BILI
25% BB
5% steel shit that I sold today (fuck you CLFtranny)

>>26767878
>>26767572
>>26768000
They can get in trouble for this btw. They aren't allowed to provide any advice or tell you what to buy or not buy. These firms might be opening themselves up to lawsuits.

>>26768206

I bought BB at $23 today. Was this a mistake?

>>26768717
Sell everything, buy GME retard.

Will AMC get to 200? I wanna be rich too

>>26768276
I'm very ready for tomorrow

>>26768263
I guess to reduce their losses if silver does go down.

>>26767253
>business class at my university
lol

>last year started investing for fun and learn some shit
>friends were getting heavily into sports betting but I wanted something that I could learn about and if I lost the money it wasn't a big deal
>I put $200 in an in 6 months pulled $400 out
>thought that was the end of it
>now back to putting $200 in and seeing where that can go

>>26768553
NOK is not a meme stock, it's a legit play

All those zoomers getting emotionally invested because of what's happening
Tomorrow we moon bros

>>26767797
You deserve to feel exactly as good as whatever that money makes you feel. Some of us are going to feel pretty good in our Jacuzzis and new cars. Would it be fair to ask you to make me feel better about my gains then?

>>26768717
>No GME
FUCK YOU. You think you are being smart but you are just helping wall street. FUCK OFF.

>>26768777
If it gets to 50 I'll call it a nice second stimmy

>>26768404
If you are in debt millions of dollars get a competent lawyer immediately.

>>26767807
put all your money in SDIV

>>26761582
I have $50 what can i get into?

>>26768666
11:13am for buys 2:09pm for sells

>>26768617
So if SLV pumps does it help them or hurt them?

>>26768751
Yes, youre supposed to buy GME. Everything else is fake shit being shilled so people don't buy GME. YOU MUST BUY GME!!! ITS THE ONLY WAY TO KILL THEM!

>>26768845
If you're millions in debt, that's a bank problem, not a you problem.

>>26768843
Based. Fuck non-GMErs

>>26768796
imo BB is a bit more legit than NOK, at least as far as this clown market shit does, 5G shit aside.

>>26764028
HOLY SHIT LMAO

>>26768796
this is giving me deja vu

>>26768751
gonna hit 30 by Friday at this rate

>>26762634
IT'S MISTER LIZARD

>>26768843
to make money you have to side with the jews
I'm sorry if you want to blow your money sticking it up to them but you do you

>>26767162
u mean NOK?

NO pebble no NAK

>>26768004
Bless you anon
I swear the early nok shilling was fake af

poorfag here, is it worth me throwing £50 (~$70) on GME at open tomorrow? should i wait for the dip or buy at open
literal poorfag so dont know what to do here

>>26768666
Depends on the stock. They like to fluctuate a lot during premarket hours. Research the stock and set a buy/sell limit order. It's better than sitting in front of the screen all day trying to buy/sell at market price.

>>26768357
$VERU

>>26768902
sndl, bout to hit 1$ maybe more

>>26769005
>I want to side with the people who want to steal all my money and enslave me
>its the only way!!!!
FUCK OFF RETARD

I blew $1k today just to get on these meme stocks as a joke

Can anybody still buy GME or did they halt it for everybody?

>>26768927
theyre likely hedged after the run up last year but the price is historically very cheap compared to gold by a wide margin

>>26765945
If you really believed this you would be buying more silver for $25 and shutting up about it. Truth is, silver will never moon and anyone who owns any of it is sick and tired of it. Can't moon because with any drastic price increase, miners can dump 20% or more of the world's supply onto the market on an annual basis.

>>26769028
>>26768902
honestly what do you expect? even if it "moons" you've made fuck all. get more neet bucks to gamble if you want higher rewards

>>26769028
no, definitely not.

If the hedgies fuck us, I hope the market crashes shortly after.

>>26769028
no play amc you cant afford gme

>>26769028
No one knows what they're doing, you're in the same boat as everyone else. People here will advise you to invest in what they have already invested in.

This is all gambling and nothing more. Trust no one, and do what you think is right.

>>26768938
i dunno, BB already went up a lot those past few weeks, NOK is still pretty low, inverse H&S reversal pattern had entry at 4.2 so it's not too far off and target is 15 at least
and then I think NOK has better fundamentals with 5g while BB seems to be just a meme

>>26768702
Retard I’m holding game stop right now. I’m saying that they’re all caught in a hell of a pickle. Shaft the hedge funds and it dominoes into who knows how many other entities, shaft the people and crash the entire market, possibly cause riots because they have money to bail out some greedy Jews but can’t give stimulus to tax payers. Will be very interesting how this plays out

>>26769044
Or you could be like me and be australian and stay up all night drinking yourself stupid and dumping cash into whatever ticker is the funniest.

USA markets open at 12:30am here.

>tfw I've made my entire yearly salary as a wagie in two days

Where's a public list of the most shorted stocks currently? I wanna get in sub 4$ on at least one meme train

>>26769028
AMC BRO

>>26769164
Imagine thinking that a physical asset can "moon" like imaginary numbers.

>>26769199
ive got 10 AMC currently, bought in at 2.88
is it worth getting more or going for something else?

>>26769136
.... Market hours are 09:30 - 16:00 ET

I bought into GME at $280 along with AMC and BB, and then I sold both AMC and BB and put everything I earned all into GME. Did I fuck up? Seeing GME's after hours dip I feel like I should have sold everything

>>26769028
Go all in AG calls

>>26762634
It's Mister Lizard!!

>>26769263
>Where's a public list of the most shorted stocks currently?
GME, AMC, BB and NOK.

>>26766549
webull is pretty good. robinhood is fine for entry level since theres no fees

>>26768746
Yeah. I hope I make it out positive but this is going to be a bloodbath for many

HOW HIGH CAN AMC GO GUYS

>>26769116
Same

I have a bunch of shares of my employer in my ESPP account. It's done well, but nothing spectacular

Last night AH, sold a few shares for ~$1k and bought some cheap memes

It's fun money

>>26769364
No no i mean OTHER than those

>>26769263
Do your research before you buy ANYTHING. We are at a very very volatile point in the economy.

>>26769364
>NOK
>most shorted
no

>>26769307
PMs have had their mini bubbles
might not moon 200% but you can make 50% per year with the right timing or more if you're leveraged

>NOK trading at $14 in Japan right now

my puts are fucked

>>26766736
It was under $1 for 6 months, which means it would’ve been delisted from NASDAQ, so it pumped to stay listed. Christ no one here actually does any market or economic research.

>>26769414
realistically $30-40

>memestock nothing matters bullshit, about $3k-4k

>>26769281
see
>>26769326

Ameritrade says my purchases from tonight won't go through until tomorrow. Guess I picked the wrong platform

>>26769414
30+ easy

>>26769246
based

>>26768263
They make money on short selling. just like all the hedges betting against gme

They also are not even close to owning the largest stockpile of silver.

>>26769246
>and stay up all night drinking yourself stupid
Well I've got that part down.

>>26766989
>the third panel

>>26769346
Everything rides on GME. It is the most overextended short on the market. The others are great mid term investments too but will be far more volatile. It's too the moon or bust with GME.

>>26769479
holy fuck my calls

>>26769116
same

sad thing I was up $600 but didn't sell

Could've had half a month's rent paid, damn it

>>26769479
>Shorting the Fins

>>26769479
lets gooooooooooo

>>26769421
i threw some in my portfolio just to make myself feel better for throwing this money into the fire, but its been a fun day. should be a fun week

>>26768902
BLIAQ
All in.

Anyone have the Chamath Palihapitiya interview from cnbc this morning? Wanted to show my friend but the fuckin likes already removed it from youtube. All they have are their small 3 minute clips rather than the whole thing.

HCMC
$0.0011

>>26769479
>buying puts the day it hit the news
WOWOWOWOW
Hope you learned your lesson

>>26769332
No shit smooth brain did anybody buy any today or was it halted for everybodg

>>26769513
Day + EXT, noob

My dad is trying to sign up on Robinhood and keeps getting an error message each time he enters his social. What do?

>>26764234
quick way to 0 within the year lmao

>>26762634
IT'S MISTER LIZARD!!

>>26762634
IT'S MISTER LIZARD!!

>>26769346
(((they))) started manipulating GME after hours so the newfags will panic sell when the market opens tomorrow. Don't fall for the tricks.

>>26769479
MY LEAPS ARE ITM

>>26769479
LMAO ITS TRUE
NOK TO THE MOON

>>26769470
I’m double long gold with UGL

>>26769479
I TRIED TO WARN YOU, YOU MADE YOUR BED....NOW LIE IN IT

>>26769326
only you can make that call. you should set a price target for your amc, or else sell it in 1/4s when it rises. 20.00 is a good target if you bought so low. you could sell half at 20.00 then hold the rest till next week. or else sell all of it. or take the risk and see where it goes, could hit something stupid like 40

>>26762634
IT'S MISTER LIZARD!!

>>26769479
>NOK
not the same just look at the chart its been above 10 dollars for a while.

>>26768751

Yes, and no. That is a possible future target, and it won't hurt if you have a lot of spare cash to spend a small percent on the next possible targets. However, like other anon said all money is to be spent on GME to make it moon!

All post are works of fiction by a stoner.

>>26769647

Servers are gonna be crashing

>>26769540
5th of vodka and a nice tidy profit makes me wake up a happy man with a hangover.

Which broker should I go with, fellow Canucks?

>>26769609
Why?

>>26769746
i was gonna hold until EOW and then see where it goes from there

>>26762634
It’s mister lizard!!

>>26767617
>Democrats wanting GME to be halted
What? Stop making everything political you nigger

new plan: ATTACK THE MOON

i now have 500 bucks to dick around with. AMC or bust?

>>26769762
aww.

>>26769479
>mfw have to sell my BB to pick up NOK at open
oh come on

>>26769610
idk if this is the full thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvEWez59fbI

>>26762634
IT'S MISTER LIZARD!

hello /smg/ niggers. i honestly have not touched this thread since 2016 and have since moved to crypto. but do you think this GME bullshit could legitimately crash the whole market? hedgies going down would be pretty big. as much as i'd like to fuck the jews over, i'm worried about how this affects my other investments.

>Be me and read every single smg thread
>Take a nap
>I've read 4 threads already and still only at 6pm est
Stop fucking posting so much holy shit

>tfw

DONT BE AFRAID DIAMOND HANDS

>>26769896
I mean one Democrat from Mass. said he wanted it halted. He doesn't speak for their party, but I'm sure others feel the same.

>>26769902
I love yugioh

NOK is still gonna open at 6 here in the USA so I'm fine

>>26770050
big balls bro
hold till Friday you'll make it I swear or until you see making profits

>>26770026
you'll be fine kiddo

>>26770042
Shut up fag, here's your you

>>26768023
>we are now at a point where people are complaining they didn't buy under a 100

Made bank off of NAKD and BBBY today. Buy the dip tomorrow morning or you'll be missing out!

>>26770109
it will skyrocket during premarket

is this the correct course of action?

>>26770026
Nah, everyone is just spooked because now the unwashed masses can eRiot with their zero fee 3 digit accounts.

Hedgies are going to have to up their game is all.

Baking

>>26769896
I can imagine they would say something like that. Gotta protect the "little people" by keeping them poor and not hurting their wall street masters :)

>>26769762
Its still Nokia, probably incorporates other businesses in japan under the corporate umbrella there.

>>26770185
Fucking insane when I see people saying they bought one share of gme. I still think of it as 20-30 not $350

>>26770185
GME is the golden bull, and after the sacrifice of hedgies it will usher in the year of the bull where the whole world (especially polska) makes mad tendies

>>26769896
you know all dems are shit stains, come on

>>26769957
That guy talking about futures at the end of that segment today was based as fuck too

>>26770213
This. Fucking should have just held my long on NOK. The market seemed like it was losing so much steam though.

>>26770130
I sold calls, I didn’t buy them. I hope it closes at $43 on Friday tbqh. I want to roll them shits out till next Friday to milk the volatility.

>>26767722
First Majestic CEO hates wallstreet suits. go back.

NEW

>>26770378
>>26770378
>>26770378

>>26768206
https://web.archive.org/web/20200801133029/https://melvincapital.com/
it's always looked like this

>>26767617
LOL

>>26761582
Bros I did good today. All from AMC calls.

>>26761582
ROBINHOOD JUST REMOVED EVERY CALL FOR FRIDAY FOR GAMESTOP
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
JEWS ARE ON COMPLETE DAMAGE COONTROL
SHORT THE SMALL COMPANIES WELL GRAB THEM BY THE BALLS

>>26770371
What makes you think other hedgies aren't on the other side of this? Is retail really moving 100m shares a day? Retail definitely helps the pump, but let's be honest here the big boys are making out more than anyone else.

>>26770387
*$23 not $43

>>26769414

AMC is going 35+

>>26768793
I feel you bro, put $50 in around April and played with it once in a while to double it, now I'm in quite a bit more and glad to have at least a little experience dicking around with it.

>>26769861
Wealth simple is shitty and they have a 3 day deposit delay, but at least it's free.
Questrade is aight, pretty cheap fees.
Idk about others.

How dumb would I be to withdraw my rollover $2000 IRA from my last job to waste on meme stocks?

>>26770465
absolutely, and retail is pointing hedgies to soft taregets that they wouldnt find otherwise, and since its all public theyre fair game. see whos smarter money

>>26770026
It's been due for a correction. GME and other memes are a catalyst, but people have been calling the top for months now, and were doing so before Covid caused the dip. This is just fear, and it'll get worse before it gets better.

>>26770350
yes exactly which makes comparing prices absolutely MOOT

>>26770639
sounds like an alpha move

>>26770250
Yes, it's going to $5k

>>26770639
How bad is the penalty? Sounds dumb as fuck to me dude. You'll have to beat that penalty just to break even. Not saying you should, but you'd literally be better of taking out a loan to do it.

>>26770705
I should have noted, I plan to kill myself at age 70 anyway

>>26768004
word, this guy gets it

>>26770643
i mean your right not that retail is doing all the work fuck ive been drinking

>>26770778
It's 10% tax penalty. I wouldn't be withdrawing as cash just moving it to my Fidelity trading account

>>26765929
This MAY be a stupid question but it is quite relevant, how skilled at mathematics does one need to be to actually profit well in stock trading?

>>26768004
Based advocate of risk management

>>26767548
Seriously I could use some tips because I am impatient. I want to cash out on this $800 position.

>>26770441
Mind telling me how anon? I'm am new to options and trying to figure it out.
Did you buy calls and then sell them when they hit the strike price?

>>26770949
not at all, charting is for autists
buy low and sell high

>>26770463
Yeah I tried to open a long til Friday last night and they weren’t having it.

>>26768714
Wondering this too. 600 unrealized loss on TQQQ right now :(

>>26769109
hello?! is there anyone in there? wake up dude
they control the global financial system
of course you have to side with them if you want to make money

>>26770949
AP High School level statistics and calculus.

>>26768714
just add to your position, taxes will fuck you on the sale anyway

>>26770949
If you can watch youtube videos and operate Options Profit Calculator you'll make stacks.

>>26771054
The strike price determines if your call are in the money, if they go over the strike price and you still have like 2-3 weeks left you are absolutely green

>>26771114
This was what I was assuming, the real depth of the mathematics is just as simple as seeing patterns in stocks, sales ect and keeping your ear close to the ground of common knowledge of what is happening with trading and companies.

>>26771311
Yeah but how do I get the money? Do I have to sell the call? Or wait for it to expire? Or exercise it buy the shares and sell them?

>>26764234
Everything except UUUU sucks.

>>26771054
I bought AMC 4.5 calls and 3.5 calls expiring 1/29 yesterday and AMC mooned so i was able to cash out for a lot.

>>26771114
>>26771211
>>26771267
another question.
How much does one need to have to invest af first to even make a profit worth doing it.
Disregarding the GME unique shit now, if I started with $10, it could potentially take me 20 years to make $10000
What is a reasonable first interest to get "into" trading and making it a profitable hobby

>>26771152
>>26768714
no. long equities until something fundamental happens that signals a movement to other asset classes. when you are selling at a loss others are buying at a discount to sell a month from now for 20% gains.

>>26771497
How do you cash out though? You sell the calls once they hit the strike price?

I live in SEA, australian resident. I just tried to install robinhood for the memes but I realised its only for US people as you need a SSN.

Never into stocks before, not planning to jump on the amc stuff as I'm not retarded and know im too late, but it just hit me i dont even know how to buy stocks from here

What are the options for someone who is abroad to invest in stocks? Wasn't really sure where else to ask. As i'm aussie is there an aussie market I should be looking into that I can go from there?

Bought a grand worth of SNDL and it closed higher after hours.

But then I check futures and wonder it it's March 2.0. Wat do?