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27006035 No.27006035 [Reply] [Original]

SEC are watching

>> No.27006144

REMEMBER MEN
BULLISH GODS ARE WATCHING, MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT ASHAMED!

>> No.27006300

I just really like gamestop

>> No.27006381

I LIKE THE STOCK
I BUY THE FUNDAMENTALS

>> No.27006438

We like the stock.

>> No.27006556
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27006556

FUCK ALL NIGGERS

>> No.27006607

>>27006300
>>27006381
>>27006438
Won't hold up in court I'm afraid.
t. Lawyer

>> No.27006753

>>27006035
it's to protect you, of course

>> No.27006768

>>27006556
sec are the jannies of jews

>> No.27006775

how is this manipulation?

>> No.27006803

>protect retail prices investors
>protect your from yourself
Is this a threat or are they dumb?

>> No.27006815

>>27006035
SEC don't know what to do. LMAO.

>> No.27006862

>>27006035

Who cares

All into $CLF

>> No.27007006

>>27006035
There’s no crime if you NEVER SELL

>> No.27007131

>>27006775
We only do this to protect you

>> No.27007167

>>27006607
what could they charge you with?

>> No.27007193

>>27006607
It will never go to court
t. A better lawyer

>> No.27007201
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27007201

WHO ARE YOU REALLY FIGHTING FOR

>> No.27007279

ITS FOR YOUR PROTECTION GOY YOU DONT NEED THAT MONEY

>> No.27007354

>>27006607
https://youtu.be/71JOIJKbse0
faggot

>> No.27007394

Enemies of the people

>> No.27007616
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27007616

I JUST LIKE FEET AND GAMESTOP

>> No.27007850

>>27006035
Manipulative trading activity? ALL TRADE ACTIVITY MANIPULATES VALUE, THATS THE FUCKING POINT

The only people actually manipulating prices against the principles of the free market are hedge funds with massive short positions and brokers forcing people to sell.

>> No.27008184

Oy Vey don't you know that squeezing a short is anti-Semitic hate speech? Cool it with the offensive investments.

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>> No.27008337

>>27006607
Will bullets hold up in court? Because that's the only alternative.

>> No.27008382

>>27006035
SEC tongues my anus.

>> No.27008511

>>27006035
They won't do anything because a lot of people there also bought a fair share of stocks

>> No.27008559

>>27006607
How could they possible prosecute the sheer volume of people involved? The platform is so decentralized it's not as though they could pull up any one 'leader' either.
The whole thing reminds me of a workforce unionising.

>> No.27008568

>>27006035
Either go after Robin Hood and other E-brokers or suck my dick and fuck off

>> No.27008585

>>27006035
Regulatory capture && revolving doors

>> No.27008761

>>27007167
Felony gaming in the 2nd degree

>> No.27009033

>>27006607
Only one person got prison time for the reckless 2008 financial collapse. If they dare prosecute one person for this it will be class warfare

>> No.27009204

>>27006607
>t. lawyer
>gives legal advice without saying 'this isn't legal advice I am not your lawyer' after
you're practicing law without a license and WILL be prosecuted
this is not legal advice

>> No.27009369

>>27007167
giving power to the players

>> No.27009390

>>27006607
>Proving intent of a millions of people
Ya, good luck

>> No.27009430

My nostalgia compelled me to buy gamestop. I always want to be able to call or walk in to ask for battletoads. It is just too much fun

>> No.27009525

>>27006775
The goyim are costing the (((hedgies))) money, ergo it's clearly manipulation.

>> No.27009691

I knew exactly what I was doing and how to calculate my risks and, if necessary, minimize losses.

That is, until (((they))) decided to manipulate and crash the market.

Only lost a small amount, but it stings. I am moving back to crypto. I take pajeet scammers and whales every day of the week, it's nothing compared the disgusting bullshit seen the last days.

>> No.27009747

>>27007167
violation of Talmudic Law

>> No.27009875
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27009875

Hey SEC, I'm on the other side of the ocean.
I'm giving illegal investment advice here.
Also gas the kikes, fuck niggers. Thank you.

So invest in Palantir.

>> No.27009958

(((they))) are watching. Ohhh noooooo bought more GME

>> No.27010111

>>27006607
This is not legal advice. I am not on retainer. Only a fool would believe what is written here.
>t. not your lawyer, with no legal obligations in posting

>> No.27010162

>>27006607
you are a Larping faggot

t. faggot detector

>> No.27010230

>>27006035
its illegal to like stocks now

>> No.27010384

>>27010111
Digits checked but only a fool would believe that you can vote by text message in 2016 but Mackey still got arrested for it.

>> No.27010407

>>27006035
I DID NOT BUY AMC, GME, OR NOK TO INCREASE THE PRICE
I BOUGHT IT TO SUPPORT AMERICANS RIGHT TO GO TO THE THEATERS,
COLLECT PHYSICAL COPIES OF VIDYA
AND TO OWN A PHONE THAT DOESN'T SHOOT MICROWAVE BEAMS INTO THEIR DICKS.

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>>27006035
>market makers can short stocks for 140% of the available shares, don't have to worry about liquidation levels, and propped up with billions of dollars by other market makers if their trades go south, and worst case scenario the the government bails them out
>SEC sleeps

>individual retail investors decide to buy a stock they like because the shorts have to eventually buy back in
>OY VEY ITS ANUDDA SHOAH NEVER FIVEGET THE SIX TRILLION

Reminder that no matter what happens, we ultimately win because the stock """market""" gets exposed as the sham it is.

>> No.27010923

>>27006607
What court, mogoloid? They would need to bring the entire world in the court. Holy shit, you don;t understand the magnitude of the happening. Even fucking pajeets, chinks. russians are buying. People are mad. Gaz the kikes

>> No.27011015

>>27006607
I hope they charge retal for this. normies might actually start killing politicians and really eat the ritch.

>> No.27011228

>>27006607
>sir, evidence here says you posted "buy now or you're a nigger"

>> No.27011245

WOW THANKS FOR KEEPING ME SAFE SEC!!

>> No.27011244

>>27006768
THEY DO IT FOR FREE

>> No.27011597

isnt this what the SEC is suppose to do anyway? Why da fuk didnt they notice 120% of a stock was shorted???

>> No.27011821

>>27006035
>It's illegal to buy a stock that is trending upwards
???.

>> No.27012014

>>27011228
>Your Honor, I stand behind that statement. Anyone who didn't buy then is, indeed, a nigger.

>> No.27012563

>>27012014
kek

>> No.27012882

>>27011597
>he thinks the SEC is going to go after the big hedges who were doing illegal naked shorting
lmao

>> No.27012921

>>27012014
>>27011228
kek

>> No.27013366

>>27006775
Literally going out and organizing a short squeeze within a stock that you have no fundamental basis for, is the DEFINITION of market manipulation. At least hedgies are smart enough to do it behind closed doors and COORDINATE so they don't cause a liquidity crisis and get stinked by the SEC...

>> No.27013803

>>27006035
laughing my ass off at the poor sods who have to 'investigate' this shit. You know how many filters they're going to have to put through to get past your "nigger, kike, jew" comments? Until they realise they can't do that, because 'evidence' might be in those posts....so the wallstreet kikeniggers or their lapdogs have to read through and sift those comments.

LOL I bought shares in this just to fuck the stonk market, in minecraft nigger.

>> No.27014692

>>27006035
Scare Tactic: "Yous Gonna Get In Trouble"

Fuck off and fuck that.

We like the stonk, and are talking in the open about something THEY ARE DOING BEHIND THE SCENES MANIPULATION TO TRICK US.

Maybe things won't go south if they didn't gamble, the greedy fucks!

>> No.27014741

I LIKE THE STOCK

>> No.27014836

>>27006607
Shitty lawyer
t. Not a retard

>> No.27015129

>>27006607
KIKES BTFO

>> No.27015488

>>27006035
Thos just means they are looking to liquidate retail investment.

>> No.27015809

>>27011228
>sir, you typed out "oy vey, its anodda shoah!" what did you mean by this exactly?

>> No.27015966

we like the stock

>> No.27016103

Fucking retards in this thread falling for dishonestly phrased tweets. The actual SEC announcent sounds pretty good for retail and pretty bad for rh.
https://www.sec.gov/news/public-statement/joint-statement-market-volatility-2021-01-29
>The Commission will closely review actions taken by regulated entities that may disadvantage investors or otherwise unduly inhibit their ability to trade certain securities.

>> No.27016153

>>27015488
theyll just fucking close you out for buying a stock?

>> No.27016360
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27016360

What's going to happen is the government is just going to offer a buyout to the hedge funds rather than forcing them to buy back the shorts. People who bought the meme stocks are going to lose their money. They are going to get away with this, because they get away with everything. If they can steal the US presidential election out in the open, they can steal your money too. Call me a financial illiterate, but the kikes aren't going to let the goyim beat them at their own game. This shit was rigged from the start. The billionaires responsible for this may get dinged with fines of a few million dollars (pocket change to them), but nobody is going to jail. Harvey Weinstein will get more jail time for getting his microdick sucked than the financial Jews ever will.

>> No.27016523

>>27006035
"protect them from themselves"
bullshit
SEC is protecting WALL STREET VULTURES whom profit off others MISFORTUNE! If the government wants to look good, they should protect the common man, the LITTLE GUY, not the scumbags who whine about losing their precious 69th yacht!
POWER TO THE PLAYERS!

>> No.27017499

>>27016523
This how I know shit is falling apart soon

>> No.27017565

>>27016360
It's perfect timing for that though.
Biden jjust gets into office and has to openly put the goyim in their place?
That would disillusion a fair percentage of the voter base from the start, and there's 4 more years of nonsense coming after opening him up to critique in theit eyes.
Even if they do think the election was stolen, that's okay because the Good Guys™ stole it, but breaking the masquerade directly after will not bode well. Worst case scenario is still a mass loss of faith in the system.

>> No.27017747

>>27016360
you dont know what youre talking about, dumb anime poster

>> No.27017756

>>27009747
kek

>> No.27017798

maybe they can monitor what happened between 9:32 and 9:37 and why there is zero data on any chart despite insane opening volume and hype

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>>27006607
oh yeah? how would this hold up in court?

>> No.27017983

>>27007201
fuck off

>> No.27018127

>>27006607
Get shot faggot you’re not a lawyer and feds are gonna hang in the streets of Minecraft if they attempt this terrorist shit.

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>>27006035
HERE IS MY OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO THE SEC:

PEE PEE POO POO

>> No.27018204

>>27006607
Eat a dick
t. Not a Lawyer

>> No.27018273

>>27018145
Not even memeing, this will be my response.

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27018359

SUCK IT KIKES

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27018695

>>27006035
SUCK MY BIG WHITE COCK SEC

>> No.27018748

>>27009033
> implying that it is not already class warfare
> implying that it has not been class warfare for decades
For all of /pol/s ridiculous chatter about "white genocide" that they just can't keep to their fetid containment board, very little is discussed about the class genocide that has been carefully underway. This IS war. It has been war. Group A decides to strangle to death everyone in Group B then there is no fault in Group B defending themselves with equal force. However much Group A may complain about the defense.

>> No.27018820

Don't worry SEC I literally don't even know how to manipulate the stock market what the fuck are they thinking?

>> No.27018887

>>27013366
How does one prove that there is no fundamental basis to be had for buying a stock? That would never hold up in court. If we like the stock, we buy the stock.

>> No.27018975

>>27006035
>trading stocks you see on a message board
ILLEGAL
>literally a caravan of foreigners crossing our borders
WHOA ILLEGALS IS SUCH AN OFFENSE TERM

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>>27017747
I already admitted that I'm a financial illiterate, but anyone who thinks they can "beat" the Jews by doing this is out of his gourd. They're allowed to tank the economies of entire countries using fake money they create out of thin air without any sort of punishment, but the average person loses his entire retirement fund or gets busted for "insider trading," then that's just the way it goes. I'm sure some people will make money off of this, but you are not going to "take down the hedgies" this way, because those people do not play fair. They've already demonstrated that they can just order the brokerage apps to disallow buys. It's rigged.

>> No.27019085

>>27011015
lol learn english before shilling, cheng

>> No.27019178

I’m buying GameStop stock because I heard it was a good deal and I like the company and I believe in it.

How the fuck is that “market manipulation”. Lol. SEC is blowing smoke up it’s own ass.

Catchphrases for the terrified on a sinking ship.

>hold you beautiful idiots

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27019218

Nice FUD, kike, still not selling and you will give me your money.

>> No.27019351

Good. I want them to make rye contact as I hold.

>> No.27019577

>>27006035
THEY GONNA FUCKING PAY UP AND THIS TIME NOT IN MINECRAFT. BECAUSE OUR SHAFT IS UP THEIR CRAFT.

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>>27019178
The only people that manipulated the price up are the retards that infinitely sold the stock they didn’t own

>> No.27019691

WTF THE SEC JUST RAIDED MY HOUSE AND SHOT MY DOG

>> No.27019714

>>27006035
Oh boy! The SEC is coming to save us from all the money we're making, hurray!!

>> No.27019784

>>27006035
You are going to prison. All of you. Watch your back when you pick up the soap.
This will be a nicer place again when we can get back to discussing crypto.

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>>27006035
Come at me feds

>> No.27020158

>>27013366
If the squeeze looks like it's already happening, what's wrong with buying? Is publishing public financial information market manipulation?

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27020185

>>27006035
This doesnt really look volatile to me so far

>> No.27020225

>>27013366
Except the whole point of buying was due to the negative float position of, meaning that a money vacuum would be created. The stock is valuable because short sellers borrowed more stock than actually exists, and are contractually obligated to buy it back at any price

>> No.27020318

>>27006035
>I saw gamestop going up so I bought in
Wow that was hard

>> No.27020404

>>27006607
Yea? Know what will hold, my fucking Axe.

>> No.27020475

>>27006753
FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
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>> No.27020489

I have 50,000 Gamestop reward points officer.

>> No.27020648

>>27020489
wish i could have bought stock with these REWARD points

>> No.27020816

>>27006035
I doubt they’re watching us. I haven’t seen a single news article mention 4chan

>> No.27020840
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>>27006035
Dont worry guys they're watching

>> No.27020849

>>27013366
How is it market manipulation to take publicly available information and do things the obvious thing with it?

>> No.27020964

>>27019660
This.

When we all gain from their short selling, they loose enormous.

Hold guys. Sell at like 5k. It will nuke the fucking system and all you have to do is HOLD.

>> No.27021015

>>27020318
This. We like the stock.

>> No.27021106

>>27020816
I think they want to keep the antisemitism isolated DESU
they will write a hitpiece after its all over

>> No.27021269

>>27013366
>one shorter dumps a million shares to tank the value of the stock and help himself while fucking over everyone who holds that stock
>welcome to capitalism kid, this is healthy and natural behavior for the stock market
>100K people each buy 10 shares of an overshorted stock to help themselves and fuck over the shorters
>OY VEY MARKET MANIPULATION THAT'S ILLEGAL YOU CAN'T JUST BUY AND HOLD SHARES, DADDY SEC HELP I'M NOT ALLOWED TO LOSE SHUT IT DOWN!!!!
Gee I wonder why kikes have been kicked out of 109 countries and counting...

>> No.27021287

>>27013366
So what you’ve never heard of GameStop?

Valid only if it was some shit company no one heard of.

They shorted my favorite company as a kid. Fuck ‘em. I like GameStop. I’m allowed to like it and buy stock in it because of what I see of Facebook.

None of this is illegal.

If does fuck the folks at the top in a very, very big way though.

So we do it for the lulz.

>> No.27021495

>>27020849
Better question, how is it not market manipulation to freeze the ability to buy stocks and limit their ability to sell. How is it okay for Elon to have a shitheap of bitcoin and whenever he feels like it he can just tweet #bitcoin and pocket another few million for like. The truth is any retard will tell you EVERYTHING manipulates the market and a group of people on the internet coordinating a pump is actually more ethical than a business or hedge fund group fucking everything up on purpose with jewish tactics

>> No.27021596

>>27020225
I just like vidya

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>>27006035

>> No.27021801
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>>27008184

who has the elon musk detective pasta

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>>27006035
GODFATHER IS WATCHING

>> No.27021884

>The whole "self-correcting market" we were all lectured about over the years suddenly needs manually correcting

>> No.27021899

>>27007131
the k1kes cry out in pain as they rape you

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>buying stock is illegal GOY.

>> No.27022341

>>27006035

Oh No! I sure hope they don't find my 1.8 terrabyte folder of dolphin porn

>> No.27022552

Taking a long position against an underdefended short is survival of the fittest. Welcome to the jungle

>> No.27022710

>>27021884
>invisible hand becomes very visible as soon as (((they))) lose for once

>> No.27022929

>>27006607
Everyone on the internet is a lawyer. The JD thing to do here would have been not to say anything at all because this hasn't happened before.

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>>27006556
Never fucking change

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>>27018748

>white population intentionally reduced
>anti white propaganda is ubiquitous in all media
>in their own homelands
>whites taxed to pay for their replacements, who are propagandized to hate and hurt them
>dont be ridiculous goy its not a genocide because no gas chamber!

fuck you, kike rat. you started a war that isnt going anywhere just because it stopped being convenient for you.

>> No.27024465

>>27018748
white replacement is undeniable, the president of our country is quoted as saying he cannot wait until whites are no longer a majority.
You are strictly a dumbass if you don't understand that.

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>>27018748

>> No.27024882

>>27006556
Based

>> No.27026396

>>27006035
They want us to "be careful" because they cant do shit about us discussing sound investments amongst each other so they want us scared instead. Hey, SEC..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuuck youuuu lolololol

>> No.27026507

>>27013366
>stop making trades that I don't like

>> No.27026824

>>27006035
SEC comes to /biz/ and gets redpilled by /pol/

All the manipulative jews start getting arrested for fraud and insider trading.

>> No.27026825

can i still buy gamestop shares or is it over?

>> No.27027543

>>27018748
White People are already a small Global Minority.

In 50 Years we could be registered as an endangered species if anyone cared, even us. We will be hated and attacked this will happen, like in South Africa.

The key is to spend the time before preparing for a defense against extinction.

>> No.27027680

>>27007167
Thou shalt not out jew the jew.

>> No.27027865

>>27006607
fag

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Good, here you go SEC take a look at Wednesday AH for securities manipulation, should take like 10 minutes to pin down who did this with your resources.

>> No.27028031

>>27006803
they see you as literal cattle. stop playing their stupid games

>> No.27028106

>>27006035
We are but humble stock miners, tending our stocks, Mr. SEC Investigators.

>> No.27028227

>>27026825
BUY

>> No.27028382

>>27006607
I am the court.

>> No.27028509

>>27018887
>that would never hold up in court
You tards aren't getting it. This didn't pop up out of nowhere, there were WSB autists that went out of their way to organize this with tons of posts explicitly stating that people should buy for a short squeeze. THOSE are the people who are going to be able to cash out and leave the reddit zoomers busted, regardless of what they supposedly know or don't know (Melvin said they closed out, if they weren't actually lying GUESS WHO'S BUSTED FOR SAYING THEY WERE TO DRIVE THE STOCK PRICE UP?) THOSE are the people the SEC is talking about, not baggie retards that read a thread and thought they could get rich quick (some will, many will be left hodling). The point is, there is no fundamental basis for GME right now, there was barely one before this from their last few earnings.

>>27020158
>is publishing public financial information market manipulation?
YES IF YOU'RE PUSHING A STOCK ONLINE WITH NO BUSINESS-BASIS THAT YOU HAVE A FINANCIAL INTEREST IN GOING UP LIKE WSB THAT IS LITERAL MARKET MANIPULATION.

I get it, you hate the hedgies. I hate hedgies. The politicians hate the hedgies. Fuck, even wallstreet hates the hedgies. They deserve pain. But the SEC isn't supposed to pick sides here. Melvin will get busted for naked shorting, the public pressure is too high for them to get a slap on the wrist. WSB autists literally screamposting that everyone needs to pump while selling calls will get roasted too.

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>>27006556
FUCK SEC

>> No.27028679

>>27018145

incredibly based and, may I say, red pilled.

>> No.27028734

SEC IS JUST A BUNCH OF PUSSY LIZARD JEWS! FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU CORRUPT NIGGERS!

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>>27006035
Can I for once get an actual source other than
>screenshot of some rando making claims on twitter

>> No.27029073

>>27006607
You know what will hang in court?

>> No.27029289

>>27006035
tell wall street that

>> No.27029705

>>27013366
This entire situation happened because Melvin got greedy and shorted over 100% of the stocks hoping nobody would notice which is suicidally idiotic. The free market just saw an opportunity for profit and jumped on it the way the free market is supposed to operate. Might as well blame msm for market manipulation as well for running all that coverage on it the past several days bringing it to more people's attention.

>> No.27029784

>>27006607
Good, we will remake the court system if we have to.

We are crashing this fucking plane with no survivors.

>> No.27029800

>>27006035
to the Feds or SECucks watching this:
My cock is about 7" in length, soft. Hard it gets to around 9.01", in length. The girth is thick, solid, lucious. I moisturize it with nevia lotion. I am roughly 1 1/2" in width. My balls hang roughly 4 inches down and my balls are on average 1 inch wide. My pubes are trimmed with a electronic razor, then it is moisturized and lubricated with oils to use a safety single balde razor. I moisturize my scrotum and using a plastic disposable, shave my scrotum. I use exfoliater to get my pubes out and prevent any bumps. After apply some rubbing alcohol and a astringent. Paired with moisturizer. I put a dab of Invictus cologne onto my gooch/taint, balls, and the middle of my shaft. A spray in my asshole and belly. Then I put on my Hugo boss underwear.

>> No.27030107

>>27027905
>mfw they find out it's blackrock, index funds, and china
>mfw they quietly change their opinion about there being market manipulation

>> No.27030142

You're going to watch me buy more GME and you're going to have to fucking deal with it.

>> No.27030768

>>27029784
"You don't have standing" -- 2020 election courts.

>> No.27030843

>>27013803
I hate kikes, oven dodgers, long-nosed money lenders, I hate niggers, I hate halfbreeds, porchmonkeys, coal burners, I hate the whole lot. Fuck Jews

>> No.27031029

>>27007167
being a gamer

>> No.27031109

>>27015809
>what was all of this you said of “after this, it’s 110 countries”

>> No.27031622
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/biz/ literal retard here in the UK with zero trading experience.
If I buy GME now will I get fucked?.
Also, looking for some other investments... don't wanna miss out on the fun.

>> No.27031688
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I hope they put Elon Musk in prison too to trigger people into buying BTC in a bear market.

>> No.27031856

>>27018748
I’m banned from posting images on this board. But I will say you’re going to regret not believing in white genocide, you smug commie retard

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>>27013803

>> No.27032334
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They are not stupid enough to try prosecute people over this shit lmao they would get laughed out of court, all you have to do is tell the truth about how you're investing because you formed an opinion on the stock after seeing lots of free public information and formed your own basis and opinion to invest. Not to mention you can point to seeing it all over TV and think that investing in something where the stock keeps rising is a good idea, they literally can't touch you on this one.

>> No.27032474

>>27007616
>giantess upskirt
out of context makes me wanna HODL (my dick)

>> No.27033159
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THE SEC IS ON THE LAMB FOR THE SHORT DEBT!

>> No.27033414

>>27013366
>no fundamental basis for
speculative trading is illegal? since when?

>> No.27033530

>>27028509
Why the fuck WOULDN'T they lie? It is physically impossible for them to have closed their position in the window they said they did, and the fine they'll pay for making retards panic sell and actually be able to close their position is WAY lesser than the consequence of not being able to close (bankruptcy).

>> No.27034095
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What that really means:

>protect retail traders from THEMSELVES

Sorry goy you will NEVER win, we will crash the entire economy before that happens.

>> No.27034359

>>27010481
>exposed as the sham it is.
I'm amazed some people are only realising it now.

>> No.27034898

>>27006035
Piss off SEC you did nothing when hedgefunds, banks, wallstreet, and janet yellen or whatever the man looking drag queens name is.

>> No.27035078

>>27028509
>daytrading is illegal
>technical trading is illegal
>momentum trading is illegal
>only value investing allowed
>value is what we decide it is, you're not allowed to make your own assessment
Oy vey this is an attack on the rich, this is anti-semitism!

PS: we'll have your kike head on a spike by Monday, kike hedgie.

>> No.27035232 [DELETED] 

>>27006607
Piss of lawyer you self serving pos

>> No.27035394

>>27012014
LMAO

>> No.27035613

>>27006607
I’ll sell all my stock and never touch the market again when you do a full audit of every vote in the 2020 election

>> No.27035664

>>27028509
nobody gives a fuck, fuck the hedgies and fuck you for giving a fuck.
why yes i am manipulating the market, what the fuck are you gonna do about it faggot

>> No.27035953

>>27006035

At this point if they don't know why this is mooning they're either wilfully ignorant or stupid. Either way they should be heading a government institution.

This is for fucking hedgies and the lulz. I didn't play with money I can't afford to lose.

>> No.27036022

>>27031029
gamers really are the most oppressed group on the internet

>> No.27036115

>>27035953
*shouldn't

>> No.27037709

>>27035664
Profit when you crash it with a liquidity crisis retard

>> No.27038658

>>27035078
HE LIKES THE STOCK

>> No.27038718

>>27029705
>this entire situation happened because Melvin got greedy
Obviously, but that wasn't the point. SEC is RIGHT. With the amount of people in GME right now and ZERO DD, a shitload of retail investors are going to go totally fucking bankrupt when the bubble pops and the first people they're going to blame are the people pushing it online.

>> No.27038943

>>27006035
THE SEC IS MANIPULATING THE PRICES

>> No.27038985
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27038985

Only the faithful diamond hands will pass through the valley of dips, and ascend to the peak of Tendie Olympus

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>>27035078
And when the market crashes and you and all the redditors end up baggies, the first thing you'll say is: The jews planned this!

>> No.27039469

>>27006607
>oy vey goyim it is illegal to buy stocks

>> No.27039847

>>27039149
That's a fucking guy isn't it?

>> No.27040119

>>27006607
actual lawyer here, stfu ambulance chasing jew

>> No.27040210

>>27006035
this stream is great, he's talking about GME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn6rYutgS0w

>> No.27040313

Dem poor american dumpers always cash out this year. Boost usually happen about six hours from now
Don’t follow this fucking tards who tell that xrp will rise again, noncence
Just follow me and my pool on poolz. Use your brains and get income with nft

>> No.27040405

>>27039847
No one knows

>> No.27040686

>>27006035
So they are going to do in guns blazing on Citadel then?

>> No.27040974

>>27040405
im going to assume it is and not jack off to this image

>> No.27041465
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>>27040974
Good luck

>> No.27041614

>>27013366
I started buying GME shares in August when short interest was 92%, and I bought them specifically because I knew it was massively over shorted, Gamestop was not going bankrupt anytime soon and there would 100% be a squeeze after the start of the new console cycle. Hedgies played a stupid game and won a stupid prize. Fuck them and fuck the SEC. I made an investment decision based entirely on the over the top greed of the hedgies, and this money is mine.

>> No.27041698

can i still buy gamestop stocks whats the scoop

>> No.27041825

>>27041465
so let me get this straight. you honestly think that people using publicly available information (120% short on gme) and betting against that short is manipulation?

>> No.27042031

>>27006607
I bought 20k worth at $4.80. In my medical opinion I certified retarded, put me in jail I dont care about going to jail and getting free food and a free place to stay. Is that a good defense?

>> No.27042259

>>27006035
it's only a crime to pump and dump, i'm not dumping. I like gamestop, and i have faith in the new board to move the company in a direction that makes it sustainable. Also, good luck trying to prosecute millions of people who bought and can just say "i heard about it on TV and figured what the hell". SEC can't do shit and they know it.

>> No.27042701

>>27006607
>Mr. pussywhip2000, did you or did you not type "GME TO THE MOON LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO rocket emoji rocket emoji rocket emoji" mere minutes before the stock of Gamestop saw a rapid increase in price?
>Yes I did.
>That's all your honor. Take him away

>> No.27042733

>>27006556
>>27006607
FUCK JANNIES

>> No.27042918

>>27041614
You're free to make that move, the SEC is talking about punishing the retards making posts for weeks saying "IT'S GOING ALL THE WAY TO $5,000 BUY REDDIT BUY".

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>>27041825
No. I DO honestly think you don't know how to read.

>> No.27043335

>>27006607
THEYRE SO AFRAID BROS
HAHAHAHA BUY GME, AMC AND DOGE
THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE BTW

>> No.27044574

>be me
>Bill Ackman
>set up my trades
>go on CNBC
>"hell is coming" "stonks going to zero"
>crash the market in real time
>...
>profit

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>>27018748
>1 post
>ridiculous chatter about "white genocide"

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>>27006035