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27040703 No.27040703 [Reply] [Original]

Welcome back, anon. Wait, you bought AMC stock? Thanks to you, AMC was able to clear 600 million dollars of debt. I can keep my job. I can afford my medicine. Thank you, anon. Popcorn's on the house. Enjoy your film.

>> No.27040887

Thank you, Robert. You've always been such a good friend. Say, just this once, would you care to join me?

>> No.27041035
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Top of the morning, my good sir! Here's a drink for you! I do hope you'll join me after hours for the private screening of Godzilla vs. Kong I bought out!

>> No.27041052

No problem Robert. Why don't we celebrate with wome crab legs with extra butter.

>> No.27041079

>>27040887
Wholesome 100

>> No.27041112 [DELETED] 

>>27040703
hey uhhh can i have the guy who isn't a nigger? thanks.

>> No.27041259

>>27040703
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't ask to hear your life story pal. Gimme my shit and shut up!

>> No.27041297

>>27040703
I'm glad I was able to help, Robert. Say hi to your family for me!

>> No.27041363

>>27040703
Glad to help Robert. Say did you guys update your falcon barn? Very nice.

>> No.27041453

>>27041112
Robert is not a nigger

>> No.27041459

Please tell me this fucker is going up, I dropped my life savings into AMC at open.

Holding regardless

>> No.27041493

>>27040703
N

>> No.27041498

Oh you're such a dear, Robert.

>> No.27041604

How surreal would it be to get rich from my fav movie place. From then on every time I go see a movie I’d smile. I genuinely like the stock.

>> No.27041731

wait when is this 600 million dilution happening, or has it been spread out during the day?

>> No.27041929
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Thank you, Robert. The popcorn is quite good, today. Please, give my compliments to the former hedge fund executives now working in the popcorn mines. I'm glad they found gainful employment elsewhere after that nasty short selling debacle. And dare I say it, I think they've found their true calling in life. But with my newfound wealth, I think I'll be treating myself to more than just popcorn today. I'll take the crab legs deluxe special, and a bottle of Paul Masson's finest.

>> No.27041967

>>27040703
You do know I did it for you, right Robert?

>> No.27042290

>>27040703
Hey, same to you, Robert. Say hi to your family for me!

>> No.27042303

>>27041112
Robert is fren, no rude

>> No.27042427

GME
Katy perry -Rise
this is our themesong

>> No.27042642

>>27040703
I don’t watch films, Robert. I only watch kino.
Now how many satoshis was that again? You said a few numbers.

>> No.27042646

>>27042303
go back to plebbit faggot

>> No.27042886

>>27041929
Kek

>> No.27042935

Robert weren’t you running around with a guy dressed like the joker with bulletproof vests on?

>> No.27043193
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>>27040887

>> No.27043311

>>27040703
No no Robbie I insist on paying. Didn't you hear GME went to 34,000?

>> No.27043685

Why are you behind the counter? You're manager now :)

>> No.27043776

BUT THE BUTTER IS $5 A PUMP

>> No.27043965

Hodling for you, robert. It's all for you

>> No.27044120
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POMP POMP POMP

>> No.27044434

Robert my man the kinoplex will be all mine in no time, I'm going all in on DOGE

>> No.27044488

>>27041459
Even if it tanks, just hodl. After COVID it will moon again and you’ll get your savings back.

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>>27040703
no problem robert

>> No.27044746

>>27041929
Based

>> No.27044934

>>27041112
the one moment where being racist is cringe

>> No.27044942

>>27040703
Thank you, Robert. You are so swell.

>> No.27045452

>>27041259
Based New Yorker

>> No.27045628

>>27040703
Can someone white please prepair my popcorn? I don't want to get aids.

>> No.27045801

>>27041112
Hey man cool with the racism.

>> No.27045952

>>27041112
Robert is a honorary white

>> No.27045965

No problem Robert, I'm looking forward to seeing Godzilla VS King Kong and your smiling face makes the experience all the sweeter. Truly, bleeding hedge vampires dry has benefited both of us. One order of crab legs please...

...for you.

>> No.27046144

>>27043193
kek

>> No.27046506

Cheers, Robert. I don't need to follow that silly no singles policy still do I?

>> No.27046560

>>27040703
Isn't about time you asked for that promotion?

>> No.27046837

>>27040703
I needed to make sure that those delightful crab legs you serve remain of the highest quality!

>> No.27046957
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>"Attention kino lovers!"
>"The man sitting in row G, seat 8 is a no-coiner and no-stocker"
>"Everyone point and laugh!"

>> No.27047481

>>27041112
>is always friendly
>sells us delicious popcorn
>let's us in without the mandatory penis inspection
>even covers for us despite the no singles policy
>helped us escape the popcorn mines that one time
>slipped on a banana and almost died
>later did die when he took the bullet from the designated theater shooter that was meant for us
>is now a friendly ghost
If you insult robert one more time I will shove my dick down your throat you little faggot.

>> No.27047590

>>27040887
>Oh! Haha sorry anon. My girl is coming by in a few and...well...she still thinks it's weird for someone to go to the movies alone. Wish I could though and have a good time!

>> No.27047606

>>27040703
>Welcome to AMC
>No gf? No problem, we got rid of that policy
>You do have 50 shares of AMC, though right?
>Y-you sold at $7? Sorry this theater is for shareholders only.

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........

>> No.27047969

>>27042646
>no fun allowed
kill yourself newfaggot

>> No.27048007

>>27047606
If it's shareholders only, they'd need a 2 seat policy. Once for them, the other for their massive cocks.

>> No.27048012

>>27047798
why did they replace robert

>> No.27048052

>>27047481
I almost forgot about him waiving the benis inspection...thanks Robert.

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>>27040703
No problem and many thanks Robert.
What what shall be screening today at my private porn viewing?

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>>27040703
Thanks nigger

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>>27041929

>> No.27049415

>>27047590
no.... no Robert we'd be going together, it wouldn't be weird! please don't turn down my offer I'm a millionaire!

>> No.27049569

>>27048095
kekked

>> No.27049779

>>27045628
hehhehe

>> No.27050841

>>27041929
basado

>> No.27050999

>>27040703
>Enjoy your film.
>film
>in a theater
pleb
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>> No.27051726

>>27048012
Robert got some gme stonks and sold them to finance his first movie. Won 3 oscars too

>> No.27051818

>>27040703

>tfw you will never own an independent old city kinoplex that never makes money out of love for film, and your man Robert won't ever be the manager who works way harder than he earns

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>>27041929

>> No.27052095
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27052095

I want AMC to survive so there can be more theater mass shootings

>> No.27052395

>>27041035
based

>> No.27052406

>>27040887
don't tell anyone but this is a secret ending in katawa shoujo

>> No.27052557

>>27041035
Unfathomable and completely based.

>> No.27052638

>>27040703
Hey man, I love going to the movies.

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>>27041929
Ow bout de Rabaht Speshal mon? I an I tink ya dasav et

>> No.27052921

>>27052728
Dem hedhies is batty boys.

>> No.27052991

>>27049415
ROBERT PLEASE

>> No.27053316

Autists unironically raised nearly as much for AMC as they themselves did from investors this past week. I like theaters so that's good in my opinion

>> No.27053421

AMC sold my theater. I lost my job. My favorite one. I ever had. Luckily we got bought by a hot young theater company that remodeled us. Fuck AMC. I'm gonna buy more tho

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>>27040703

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>>27043193

>> No.27053651

I'm more of a Cinemark man myself. No thanks.

>> No.27053653
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27053653

>Buy into AMC 16.50
>Flags at 14 all day then tanks
>Rebuy in at 14
>Flags at 13 then tanks

LET ME OFF THIS FUCKING THING

>> No.27053655

>>27041929
Fabulously based, good sir.

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>>27040703
No prob Rob

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>> No.27053872
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27053872

If we never sell and effectively own AMC, can we finally get rid of the no singles policy?

>> No.27053879

>>27047798
Kanye, I need a word that rhymes with nigga, quick!

>> No.27053905

Thanks bro, it was a pleasure. Now if there was anything but kike giga propaganda playing I might stay for a show.

>> No.27053976
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>>27040703

We like the movies!

79% SHORTS, FUCK THE SHORTIES
https://www.highshortinterest.com/ Updated today

>> No.27053979

>>27053653
Just hold brother, next week we ride to the moon. Short sellers have until the end of the day to get that stock below $9 kek

>> No.27054184

Hold hold hold

>> No.27054330

>>27053979
Why do we win if it closes above 9?

>> No.27054360

>>27040703
Uh... ok... here's my job application

>> No.27054403

>>27040887
wholesome anon
I hope when you anons make it you'll pay it forward

>> No.27054735

>>27041929
top kek

>> No.27054835

>>27054330
The short have to start buy back

>> No.27054850

>>27053508
HODL YOU RETARD

>> No.27055197

>>27041929
Fuckin’ hedgies *ahem* I mean slavies wrecked

>> No.27055700

>>27041079
go back to r.eddit

>> No.27055798

>>27040703
> tfw I have a Penis Inspection Pass

>> No.27056283

>>27040703
ayo nigga let's go hit that blunt at the alley, no homo.

>> No.27058710
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>>27052921
Dem pigs is eah to captcha I an I, grab di popcone an run mon!

>> No.27059048

when pamp lads, this is getting painful

>> No.27059380

>>27059048
I don't think there will be another one anon
take your gains in my humble opinion

>> No.27059616

>>27059380
liar
we're making it
brace for next week

>> No.27059728

>>27059380
>>27059048
Don't listen to the shill. The poomp is coming.

>> No.27059896

>>27040703
thank YOU kinoplex robert

>> No.27059971

Thank you nigger, I think I will.

>> No.27060301

I'm edging until it hits 20

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>>27059971
Apologize to Robert right now!

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>"Hope you enjoy your free popcorn, anon."
>"Uh... where do you think you're going? Didn't you see the 'No Singles' sign?"

>> No.27061639

>>27041079
You need to go back you fucking homo

>> No.27061927

I'll be watching Treasure Planet in my private theatre soon.

>> No.27062425

>>27059616
>>27059728
dude sorry I unironically thought it was the doge thread
newfags are falling for the PnD
fuck yeah hold AMC
NEVER FUCKING SELL!

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>>27062425
haha shit, all good bro, thats what i like to hear

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>> No.27062996

>>27041079
This better goddamn be bait