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I’m going to buy this dip just to make sure that it dumps even more on Monday.

YOU PUSH IT

>>27057740
glad you finally made it to these threads

good morning I love kratos

>>27057740
NOW it feels like the whole gang is here.

>>27057740
>>27057790
Wheres the fucked duck tho. And Jahy.

also, there are now TWO (2) starship prototypes on the pad at boca chica, why are you not invested in space memes?

Buy SPY calls
Easy 2% bounce on Monday
Buy. The. Dip.
Do not hide, just buy
The DTC liquidity issues in settlement will be resolved by Monday

>>27058005
I'm here fren

>>27058112
Because the only serious space company is not public.

>>27057740
finally

>>27058112
because its an actual meme
spacex is the only company not complete shit right now and you cant buy into elon's secret club.

>>27058005
Jahy a cute

>>27058292
>>27058510
SpaceX is inarguably going to be the king of launch for the foreseeable future – so invest in launch customers. MAXR could deploy their entire Legion constellation on a single Starship flight. SRAC could fit a hundred Vigorides in a Starship. KTOS provides ground services for 80% of spade missions.

>>27057790
>>27057952
>>27058370
YOU WELCOME IT

>>27058283
Fuck
Should I sell my UVXY calls for next Friday?

BFARF shill...

>individual stocks have their own generals now
Christ, I can't wait for tourists to leave.

Would dear resepected sirs like free money?

>>27058283
I already bought calls when I saw this an hour ago.

>>27059009
I think it's forever. meme stocks are the new indian shitcoins because they're easier to get to on apps

>>27058859
holy fuck i'm dying please don't stop probably my favorite ritual poster in a while.

>>27058977
Personally I would
However, others, with more expertise/knowledge than I do, may suggest that you don't.
Eg. Mannarino closed all his positions today / went all cash - I don't think I've ever seen him do this. He sent out like 6 emails today explaining that he did it because TDA restricted his trading and he thinks it's writing on the wall
Personally, I think that the 10 year yield strength today indicates that it's going to bounce
red Friday into green Monday in a bull market
It's possible I'm wrong though
I was in SQQQ calls today and sold when Nasdaq went below 13K - people are buying the dip

Why is everyone selling?

What are your defense picks

>>27058859
I've gotta give you credit for somehow continuing to post in the cancerous remains of the /smg/ threads.

>>27059594
POWW

>>27058977
I have a 15c for 2/26 just incase the dump continues next week, but I also have SPY calls in case we get a god tier pump on monday.

>>27058283
Fuck it. Buying AAPL calls.

>>27059013
Whatcha got there? Spicy rocks?

>>27060175
That should be uranium. Looks a lot like lead.

>>27059754
>negative EPS
How? Haven't gun and ammo prices been inflated for a while due to demand?

>>27059754
>>27060436
That's why I'm in VSTO instead.

>>27059479
Last time he closes all his positions was prior to the Sep 2 correction. I say it more has to do with moving from TDA, but he also sent out an email saying its possible the market will correct further.

>>27060175
>>27060305

It is the U Sirs thank you. Please buy the U through the UUUU for free money thank you dear sirs.

here we go

Time for comfy hour, gentlemen.

>>27060644
According to my measurements, the half life of the UUU price is around 4 months. I'll get close to it once it's at a safe pennystock level. Or pennier stock I guess.

Just passed $100k net worth bros, I'm going to make it. From here on my money works for me more than I work for it

BLESSED 6 FIGURES

>>27060305
Im pretty well set on the hot rocks
No one told me the stock also has the same half-life as its underlying asset

>>27060305
Always wondered why people thought nuclear reactors glowed green, when in reality they glow blue. It's very pretty, imo.
https://youtu.be/uYrhWO_ZLYw?t=131

>>27060568
>>27060006

>>27060988
Congrats anon!

>>27059594
KTOS
T
O
S

>>27060988
Welcome to hell.

Shit, I posted right before a new one.
Want to start investing in something relatively safe just to get a hang of things, I would hold for at least a year or two, got around 3-4k. Can you share some recommendations?
I was thinking about waiting for a dip below 50 and then maybe buying Intel, want to get in before Alder Lake and their GPUs makes their debut.

Felt like buying something like Micron and AMD first, but they're both crazy high atm.

>>27060988
Surely you mean six figure hell.

>>27060988
Congratulations!! Keep it up - stick to your system!

>>27060988
Congrats but give it a few months before you realize just how much six figure hell sucks and how much work you have ahead of you.

>>27060544
>also negative EPS

>>27061198
>intel
TSM is better, Intel is a value trap until they prove they can turn around. TSM makes chips for AMD, Tesla, Apple, among others.

>>27059479
>mfw it was a fucking meme that finally precipitated the 2020 crash (delayed to 2021 due to corollavirus).

>>27060644
No Sirs, has 4 U's. UUU is for Universal Security Instruments, Inc. Common Stock and is for the lower caste.

>>27060988
very based if true
although most likely not
also, fuck the kikes

>>27061057
>>27061227
thanks bros

>>27061121
>>27061201
>>27061423
$100k means a lot more for me than the average person, because I live on under $30k a year. Im not destitute, I simply don't burn cash by habit. So 100k for me could basically be 250k or more for the average moron spending 70k+ a year on nonsense

>>27059528
>everyone
it's no different from this morning though

>>27061121
>I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's soijack to mine.

>>27060783
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

>>27061430
It's not been updated for a while. Look at 2020 quarterly instead.

>>27061578
meant for >>27060973

As a Britbong, what's the best app/platform to buy Crypto?

I use T212 for stocks

I have been edging for more than a week now. I am convinced that if I coom or if I stop, the squeeze will not happen. I will not let you down

>WKHS buys limited to THREE shares on Goyhood
Alright now this is fucking epic. Someone needs to grief Robinhood HQ in Minecraft.

>>27061198
My top buys ATM:
1. DOGE
2. AMC
3. GME
4. Silver
5. BTC

diversity between those and just go offline for 6 months. The key to making gains is not getting rattled by shill chatter. By the time you are back you will be Elin Musk moonman.

>>27061677
why did they spell acquisition wrong?

They're forcing me to sell my near otm calls fuck those bastards

>>27061198
The consensus of the market is that INTC is shit
However.. when everyone automatically writes off a company, it usually means the current valuation is irrational.
eg. GME written off as "next Blockbuster" by everyone
Intel is similarly written off, that it's trash.
There have been some contrarian investors here who bought the INTC dip
I just don't know if INTC is the "relatively safe" choice
It's more a contrarian / inversing the crowd choice
It may pay out big - but it also may dump
More risk than you are looking for
If you believe in it though, don't let the masses saying it's shit convince you not to buy - contrarian investors are the most wealthy investors..

>>27061876
It's part of the joke, none of them pay enough attention to realise. The book is really good btw, if you haven't read it.

>let's see Paul Allen's soijack.

>CRBP red
>Calls went up

>>27061654
Six figure hell means that you will be instinctively more risk averse and will in turn make way smaller yields with that money.

>>27061821
Maybe because it was just a shortmeme like all the other things this week?

>>27061844
That is the most retarded portfolio I have seen in a long time.

>>27061876
They're vapid douchebag morons. It's a running motif for Brett Easton Ellis.

>>27061198
Tqqq / Upro

>>27062115
Contrarian value investing is good money, but value traps exist and can last for a long time.

>>27057740
Quick rundown on this anon:
> played bass on all Static-X albums, never credited
> wrote the first nu-nu-metal album, to be released by his lawyers in 2099
> pushes it

hahah holy shit look at the updated list of restricted stocks on Goyhood.
>AMD
>MRNA
>fucking RYCEY
This is straight up clown shit.

>>27062202
>shortmeme
>when other companies are shorted the same % or greater and not restricted
>when companies like fucking AMD are restricted to ONE share
Yeah no.

>>27062316
>value traps exist and can last for a long time.
That's why you sell after 2 months of crabbing. There's always a contrarian opportunity. Like 2 times a week or something.

>>27062316
Truth

>>27059594
>PIPP

I just want to say thank you to everybody for selling your WKHS and protecting my covered calls, I appreciate it.

>>27062322
>AMD
Oh great like it hadn't dumped enough.

>>27058650
SRAC is good. They're literally the only company besides SpaceX making design decisions based on Starship volume/mass/cost budgets. AMZN is actually going to get a boost from cheaper launches, as people who can't afford their own ground stations use AWS's rent-an-antenna service. MSFT is working on an equivalent for Azure but it's not ready yet.

>>27062322
This is confusing. Those stocks aren't volatile or likely to squeeze. What are they basing their restrictions on?

I wonder if I can shitpost KTOS hard enough to get it restricted.

>>27062322

Index ETF's are the very definition of comfy. Just set it and forget it

>>27060988
Comfy

SPCE inverse head and shoulders started on 1/27, we are at the end of the last shoulder before lift off to ~55 before mid next week

>>27062712
>oo oo aa aa
LMAO

>>27062230
You might enjoy this, if you haven't heard it already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7o8ICoMGfc

>>27062683
Goyhood is scared because they can't afford all the increased flow of margin covering and don't want to admit to everyone that they're broke right now. TDA is doing it too apparently. Fucking kikes.

>>27061049
Already up on my AAPL calls. Thank God.

So what's the buy after GME is done bringing everything else down?

>>27062322
NOT MY FUCKING RYCEY

>>27062663
Kratos is working with Microsoft on their Azure Ground System as a Service, by the way.

Is there any meme Kratos doesn't touch?

>>27062683
They monitoring ess eem gee

>>27062322
Wait why AMD?
They're not even a meme, they put out good earnings this year.

>>27063126
a coffin

>>27063166
This whole board is being monitored bruh

>>27061470
Jesus Christ, they really exploded in the last year. Though with the amount they're producing, the consoles, GPUs, the 5nm production, I doubt they're dipping anytime soon. Maybe wouldn't be a bad buy.
Do you think 15-20 stocks would be a good starting point? I'd throw the rest into something more risky.
>>27061844
I was thinking about BTC and Ethereum, but I'm still not entirely familiarized with the concept so I think I'll wait a bit, hopefully they both make a nice dip in the next 6 months so I can get in.
>>27062115
Thanks for the feedback, personally I don't mind taking the risk since I'm doing literally nothing with that money at the moment and I do believe that thinking Intel is out of the game would be arrogant. Seeing them bring engineers back into the company is reassuring.

>>27063184
It's also limited to ONE FUCKING SHARE. Goyhood can kiss their IPO goodbye.

>>27063142
>Is there any meme Kratos doesn't touch?
GME?

>>27062322
Why are they fucking over AMD like that?
It's been getting shit on this whole week and now they wanna kill it more...

Even fucking SLV is restricted to 5 shares.

are you fucking kidding me?
is this a joke?
>1 share AMD
>5 shares SLV
what the fucking fuck

Just bought 20 shares of AMD just to spite Robinhood and TDA.

>>27063140
I know, it is already down considerably. wtf.

>>27063206
>mfw I was shilling Novavax all week before this retarded week
>mfw I knew it would go 2x, because it was a sure thing their vaccine was 99% effective baed on their previous results
>mfw the phase III results came in today. And their main competiitor is shitting the bed with their own version
>mfw It mooned while I was in retarded shortmemes

The rage I feel is uncomparable to anything right now. Absolutely uncomfy.

I think I'mma bow out of the market until shit cools over. Redditors are basically threatening all of my positions with this GME horseshit.

>>27063559
>>27063184
Could this mean that AMD is finally going to break $100. A man can dream.

Cashed out GME at 310. Fuck this Ill buy back in on monday. Wish AMC and NOK would move a lil more though.

Considering buying these two on monday and averaging down as necessary if the market is still in downtrend, thoughts?

Is there any reason to get into bonds at the moment aside from emotional? I know Benjamin Graham talked about its value as outperforming in certain scenarios but in a low inflation, low/negative interest world it seems like only a bad deal compared to money in a share fund.

>>27063838
>didn't cash in at $420.69
pathetic

>>27063559
Kek theyre just straight up attacking biz and wsb
Start shilling F and KO

Imagine being payed to lurk /biz/

>>27063371
Its actually a fantastic time to buy TSM. It's in the middle of a very decent dip. You want to be buried with your TSM shares anyway..

Holy fuck I was trying to post about how the brokers can't cover cash floating for margin accounts and hiroshimoot kept getting spam filtered.

>>27063409
GME uses Azure, Azure uses Kratos ground systems hardware and software

>>27063980
>buying bonds on the precipice of a recession
>if the recession doesn't come it means the retard bullrun is going to continue
You are either extremely uninformed or medically retarded.

>>27062712

>>27064010
You need to leave

>>27064317
But I've been here all summer

>>27064182
That's it, I can't take it anymore, I am going to go masturbate to this cat. I hope you're happy.

Alright I am absolutely done with the kikes of jewbinhood. What brokerage can I use that will let me trade freely with 0 restrictions, including options, minimal fees or none, and has good charting tools? The last one not necessary, I can just stick to tradingview for the charts. But I am so fucking done with these kikes. I want out now.

>>27063559
why the fuck is RYCEY on this list!
what the fuck!
lmfao.
Fucking RYCEY???
FUCKING SPICY RYCEY???
There's just no fucking way that there's a liquidity crunch for RYCEY
I swear >>27064012 that this RYCEY limit is 100% due to John Rocker feeding the scraper algos the ticker here for months and months
OR maybe he was right all along!! maybe it is SPICY

>>27062322
I thought you were kidding about rycey. Are they just doing this to all heavily shorted positions?

>>27063559
>RYCEY

What broker do you use?

TDA fucked me with banning purchases of meme stocks. Which ones didn't fuck over their clients through this?

Good entry on CLF

>>27064582
>>27064575
The only common thread I can see is that they're all commonly mentioned tickers on reddit, /smg/, stocktwits, etc. I strongly suspect they're using some sort of scraper. It'd be really fucking funny if they were using TopStonks.

Can some more knowledgeable anon clarify something for me? I've been reading up on the whole AMC stock dilution thing people have been posting about. From what I understand they converted all of their debt into new stocks, because the price was high enough, essentially putting themselves out of the verge of bankruptcy. While this would probably lower the price short term and possibly avoid a squeeze, it should give them ample time to survive til everything reopens in the summer, making it a good long term hold. Is my understanding correct?

>>27058112
>boca chica
>mouth girl

I have no idea what im doing pls help which cheapie is best

>>27064494
SHES A DEMON, also there has been atleast two of us in these threads. don't think all Jahy posting is from bully Jahy

>>27064817
TDA still let me purchase GME, just wouldn't let me put in a $1k+ sell order.

>>27064494
yo gimme the links, she's not on nhentai anywhere or i'm just retarded

>>27064504
td ameritrade's thinkorswim app has the best charting tools out there and it's pretty solid overall

>>27063975
what is that? can you buy it in america?

>>27064967
Spanish has adjective-noun order so it means "girl mouth," and Elon is stuffing his giant metal rods into it.

>>27064575
>wot do you mean I can't buy any mor fakin RYCEY?

>>27065068
TDA also restricted purchasing yesterday. I want absolutely 0 kikery preventing me from getting on or out of a trade. That's my number 1 priority

>>27064967
Boca Chica Texas is the Starship launch and development complex.
https://youtu.be/bFvYL-07NJI

>>27064582
It's not about shorts anon. It's about VOLUME of popular stocks. These brokers literally do not have the cash to float all of the customers. They are 100% in massive red. They could get bankrupted at any moment.

>>27064817
People keep saying the TDA is fucking them, but I've been able to buy what I want on Thinkorswim? Am I just retarded and missing something?

>>27064494
This is the way

>>27062712
never bet against monke

holding 166 shares of GME. am I getting bogged in AH?

>>27064129
Thanks, I think so too, I'll be buying around 2k worth as soon as I can.

>CLF isn't on the list
Oh no no no no no, CLF bros!

Doubled down on my CLF position and rolled my VALE calls.
Think I'm gonna take a break from the market frens until this GME drama settles.

>>27064504
Interactive brokers didn't restrict anything but the interface is the worse boomer javashit you can imagine. But it works.

>>27064055
Fuck Im doing it wrong. I pay to browse /biz/ by losing all my money on stupid stocks.

So are we up for shorting Robinhood's IPO?

>>27065068
Also it works on Linux if you care about that

>>27065272
It might be some n00b app for limited accounts.

>>27064575
There that one anon that would spam a few times every morning.
>scraper algos
RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCEY RYCE

>>27065058
Prolly on rule34 . xxx

I just wanted to say God bless everyone here and make the hedgies ledgies

>>27065320
Gamestop could open Monday at $50 or $5000 and I wouldn't be shocked either way, it's literally a slot machine right now

>>27064494
Diamond hands bro

>>27065236
>People screaming about a liquidity crisis in crypto with Tether printing out of thin air
>meanwhile it transpires various stockbrokers balance sheets are fucked, who should be properly regulated
I think this may be peak clown world.

>>27065220
i mean i don't know if what you're asking for actually exists then. they can ALWAYS interfere in some way. all it takes is a phone call

>>27057451
I want to be a dad

>>27065589
They are not going to be able to IPO after this for at least 1-2 years.

>>27065072
Leveraged securities issued by JPM. You can only buy these in Sweden as they're issued for the swedish stock exchange but they follow AAPL and AMD on the american exchange.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/leveraged-etf.asp

What do you think will finally make this bubble pop? Things only get more delusional but you'd be even dumber not to buy in and ride the wave.

>>27065826
every time anyone's ever said peak clown world, it's gotten clownier

>>27065953
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/leveraged-etf.asp
when is it coming to america?

HOLY FUCK THEY UPDATED IT AGAIN LMAO
>https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/changes-due-to-recent-market-volatility/
>SOXL
>BYND
>GM
>NVAX
>RKT
>SBUX
>SRNE
AHAHHAHA HOLY FUCK FUCKING GENERAL MOTORS ALL TO 1 STOCK

>>27062115
Bought Intc at 45 hella comfy

>>27066117
>>27065826
The defining trait of clown world is that we're never at peak clown world.

>>27066291
I just want off.

>>27066232
Is this a fucking joke?
>CRIS
wtf has a random biotech to do with this?
Lol this is the end of Robinhood.

>>27066232
lmfao what the fuck is this clown market. this clearly isn't just because of reddit now.

>Starbucks and General Motors are too volatile to trade
Guys I unironically think we're about to crash with no survivors.

>>27066435

>>27066232

>>27066623
knew I should've put it all in doge

>>27066435
>Ahcteevayte quantuhm eemortahleetay

>RYCEY on the list
OI JOHN LAD U MIGHT FOKIN MAKE IT

>>27066232
Fucking GENERAL MOTORS

>>27066232
What the actual fuck? I'm getting my shit off Robinhood ASAP before that thing explodes

>>27066232
>>27066713
I'm going to wager all of these stocks are being shorted by hedge funds affected by the GME squeeze.

>>27066232
CLOWNHOOD

>>27066275
What are your thoughts on Rocket Lake? Honestly feels like a terrible stopgap lineup, I'm actually thinking of holding off buying shares until those CPUs drop, feels like the stock might dip then.

>>27063772
Actually why rycey are these fucks serious

The only move i made today was buy 5 shares of SPY.

>>27067286
Based

>>27067286
I bought 7 shares of FNGU. And I'm just gonna buy 7 shares, every Friday, until I'm out of cash.

I'm actually fucking worried about a huge crash now. This is insanity. Might liquidate half.

>>27067286
>SQQQ in ID

>>27065220
>>27064504
>>27065847
decentralized finance red pills are abundant in this thread

>>27067146
The rocket they used for the promotional art, Northrop-Grumman OmegA, was an expensive, unstable, overheating piece of shit that got canceled outright when DoD wouldn't buy any launches. Take that as an omen.

>>27067286
>sQQQ
wtf

Monday is going to be greener than a green thing frens.

>>27067286
I bought 4 shares of TSM, 20 shares of KTOS, and 20 shares of AMD

do i fap?

>>27067838
how does this work?

Should I buy a 2022 SPY call for like $30?

>>27057451
I lost 300 dollars overnight of my 1000 dollar savings
I feel so horrible and stupid I don't know what to do anons
maybe I was meant to be poor so I'm just going to open a Roth IRA and put my money in there.

>>27067091
This is probably correct.

If the GME-short bag holders are going tits up, it's going to affect everything else they have a stake in. It's like a vote of confidence on a) the squeeze being successful and inevitable, and b) the same hedgies also having their fingers in the pies of these particular stocks.

>>27067286
Oh man. That is is super fucking bullish for tza

>>27067864
>20 shares of AMD
Oi! You got a license for all that AMD m8?!

Thoughts on TDY?

>>27067606
>>27067806
How do you trade if you can't see?

>>27066713
for people wondering what's going on / why robinhood and other brokers are having to limit buying
https://youtu.be/MAqxQe0l4g0
watch this interview with Anthony Denier, CEO of WeBull
he drops a lot of info that I don't think he was supposed to share - I think he lets it all out there as he's more worried about losing customers from this whole debacle than he is keeping the DTC liquidity crisis under wraps
I highly recommend watching the whole interview
If you don't have time
>tldr;
>stock sales take 2 days to settle
>in the 2 days it takes to settle, settlement firms front the cash
>right now they are being squeezed / struggling to front all the cash
>they are afraid that by not limiting you will not be able to trade any stock, let alone the memes

The market *should* be back to normal next week, as all the funds will have settled
*knock on wood*

>>27068164
treasuries are safe assets, yield is inverse to price

if people want more safety (they think market goes down) they buy treasuries, which makes yields go down

if people want more risk, they sell treasuries, and yields go up

>>27067838
SPY calls already loaded

>>27067864
Nice anon! I like the TSM and AMD picks. Don't know enough about KTOS to comment

>>27068222
Don't put in what you can't afford to lose, little buddy. You can come back from this, don't have paper hands.

>>27067864
>HOLD ON THAT IS 19 SHARES OVER THE LIMIT GOY YOU CAN'T JUST PARTICIPATE IN OUR OPEN AND FREE MARKET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

So with all the paperhands selling this week, how bad with the squeeze be now?

>>27068388
Why don't they just temporarily switch everybody's accounts into cash accounts if this is the case instead of being obtuse?

>>27068245
I unironically bought it to spite Robinhood. Wealthsimple might be terrible in every other regard, but they've never turned off or limited a stock for me.

>>27068493
You should do some DD on Kratos, but in short
>low cost stealth drone fighters to fly beside F-35s and literally act like Ace Combst wingmen, called the Loyal Wingman program
>also a program to use them on their own in drone swarms, called Skyborg
>also involved in cybersecurity
>working on a flying aircraft carrier for drone swarms with DARPA
>working with Microsoft on Azure Space Systems
>many other cool things, basically a Cathie Wood wet dream
>will probably be in ARKX, is already in ARKQ

>>27067864
>>27068493
Whats the deal with AMD?

>>27068971
biz likes it which apparently makes it bannu

What ticker to shill for Argos to see if they are monitoring? I was thinking of
>DIS
DIS
>DIS
DIS
>DIS
DIS

>>27068651
https://vocaroo.com/1cv3hXwcRPAN

>>27068855
With what cash?

>>27068971
they dumped after beating earnings, and robinhood doesn't want me to buy it – that's good enough for me

>>27068855
How would you do this?
Liquidate all positions bought on margin?
You can't..
They could require people to put up 100% for anything now that they buy, but it still would have the liquidity crunch from funds taking 2 days to settle

r8 my bags

TSM
FNGU
MMEDF
SRAC
WKHS

>>27065953
>>27066223
>when is it coming to america?
Never, Sweden is based and decided young people should trade with leverage so they offer these in retirement accounts. IIRC.
If you're paying any attention, America is about to fuck us out of using leverage because muh R*binzoomers scapegoat for hedgie shenanigans.

>>27068855
They literally cannot afford the cash to cover everyone's activity.

>>27068229
Basically this is a pre-emptive measure. Once the GME squeeze inevitably happens, they don't want to be double, triple, quadruple, or quintuple fucked by organized efforts to target these other heavily shorted stocks. Jim Cramer was right, like he always is anyway. WSB (and /biz/ to a lesser extent) is literally the most powerful force in the market right now, and this is the only way they can fight them, because they can do shit like this.

>>27066232
>SOXL
This is just silly GET THE FUCK OFF ROBINHOOD YOU DUMB KIDS

>>27066713
CCIV?
Jesus, that sucks.

>>27069192
>They could require people to put up 100% for anything now that they buy, but it still would have the liquidity crunch from funds taking 2 days to settle.

I was thinking they could have done this, and avoided problems by making this transition earlier. Now things are the way they are, I guess you are correct.

>>27068971
>What’s the deal with AMD?
>it’s not in the morning
>it’s not a doctor
*cue band*

>>27068388
Is this caused by the meme stock trades? The new capital inflow? Or is it a more systemic problem that will bite us in the ass sooner or later?

What's the next biomeme to buy for a weekend gap up, guys?
I've heard things about CLSN, and options are quite crazy.

>>27067627
that's actually hilarious,I think I'll wait for March and then buy in, hopefully it drops into 45-50ish range
looking at these power draw and temp benchmarks for the 11900 is good for a laugh, that 14nm is really showing its age

>>27069658
The overall volume is so high and so much cash moving around the brokers can't keep up with it financially.

>>27069658
>Or is it a more systemic problem that will bite us in the ass sooner or later?
Naturally

retard here: I have a rollover ira with a couple thousand dollars. I invested it in stocks this week. I am under the impression that I can't withdraw until I am 59.5 years of age unless I want to eat a 10% tax penalty.
Am I still able to trade stocks every month on it without paying capital tax, or will I have to pay the tax man every yeah even though the amounts that were put into the fund initially were rolled over from my 401k, and therefore tax deferred? I want to be able to play around and build up a decent egg here if I can.
thank you heres a picture to get your attention.

>>27069658
I highly recommend you watch/listen to the interview as he explains it much better than I can
Unironically, the GME/AMC squeeze was the catalyst for this liquidity crunch - however the problem itself if systemic, that funds were able to short a stock to 140% through synthetic longs

>>27069577
Jerry, I can only buy one share on Robinhood, Jerry!

Getting off jewbinhood. Making a TDA account. Is the part where asks if you have an offer code asking if you have a referral? If so, someone drop a code, I'll put it in. I am getting off jewbinhood no matter what

>>27069976
jesus christ she ruined herself

>>27070321
>he hasn't taken the milkerpill
pleb tier opinion anon

>>27063559
MRNA seems like the real odd one out. It's not even commonly shilled on here, it's just one of the companies that made the vaccine and goes up or down on new vaccine-related news.

>>27070309
No, but I can refer with your name and email for $50. I assume you don't want to just give this out though.

>>27070526
I must admit I only found Abby Shapiros nudes today. Didn't know she had any. Glorious khazar milkers.

>XM restricted to 1 share
>literally IPO'd yesterday
lmfao

>>27070526
???? she had milkers, now she's just fat

>>27070637
No, I don't. I guess I'll just have to deal without the extra 50. But fucking robinhood. Actually so fucking pissed at them right now. FUCKING RYCEY BEING RESTRICTED. FUCKING GM. What a joke.

>>27070526
Are the massive honkabonkalloos worth the gut she is probably tucking in? Last time I checked, women hate it when you pinch their belly fat so it isn't like you can even properly enjoy it.

DING DING DING. How comfy did you get today? Only +1.09% for me. Spread too thin and still waiting to really profit off of AMC.

What are your predictions for monday? Looks like it could go either way

>>27070911
LINK

>>27070625
>SBUX
>GM
you know Robinhood has a liquidity issue when they turn off the boomer stocks

>>27066232
why the fuck are SBUX and GM on that list

Sooo im a retard, the market is closed this weekend right? That means no buying or selling till monday?

What do you call this pattern, /cmg/?

>>27071243
Just google it.

>closed 328
so uh...what happens now

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down .21% today, hilariously almost flatty! Apologia for not posting yesterday, my work's wifi AND my phone LTE are rangebanned. Really, really excited to see what happens over the weekend, reminder to funnel profits into scarcity assets!
This week we're going to the Romano's in Honalulu, Hawaii, where many of you are going with your well-earned profits!

>>27071180
I'm 100% cash, though I am a retarded poorfag.

>>27071066
she had milkers, and now she has better ones.
>>27071164
yes.
also tummies are cute.

>>27071180
Down 1%, mostly from TQQQ, I bought more when it hit 88

>>27071463
Communist revolution

>>27071164
>Are the massive honkabonkalloos worth the gut she is probably tucking in?
Brosnan.jpg
> Last time I checked, women hate it when you pinch their belly fat so it isn't like you can even properly enjoy it.
Don't pinch it, grab it and squeeze it.

>>27071180
I pulled most of my portfolio out of RH up 20% so a decent day.

>>27071463
Means nothing till 5:30 pm est

>>27071224
10 year yield went up. Dip buying hedgies are back.

idk why I feel like wagmi.

>>27057451
>30 y/o boomer meme
It's been a while. Worried about a market crash on monday. At least 30k held on the dow.

>>27071180
I lost about $1.5k on my UVXY calls and basically ended flat for the week. The world didn't end, so I'm back to buying regular stuff, my picks are here: >>27069222

QRD on staking?

>>27071180
-3.9% today with big oofs on MAXR and SRAC, but that just means cheapies

Any good stocks that I can buy long term and forget about? I hate checking my account every day

>>27071561
Cannabro here. I’m +3% today. Praise Fidelity for being the only legitimate f2p broker left.
>OPTI
>TZA

>>27068651
So what? It's not a 1-9 item express lane.

>>27072055
staking in stocks is called selling covered calls

>>27072201
a simple, conservative portfolio of 33/33/33 TSM/MAXR/KTOS

>>27071970
I know I won’t
I’m very heavy cash, feels retarded

The dollar is about to be crushed, isn’t it? At least I kept some silver exposure.

>>27057451
Mmmmm bought two apple stonkies on the dip.
Dip to drip haha

>>27071561
Pretty comfy +0.31% today. The red day saved a few of my covered calls. We'll see if I ultimately regret that next week.

>>27072365
I can’t be a part of the meme party anymore...

>>27068388
>We're in trouble now lads. Send Anthony Denier.

>>27072365
do not falter fren

Up half a percent today on nok. I'm a europoor that sold it around mid-day.

>>27067950
everyone needs a release from time to time, do you feel pent up anon?

>>27072778
Post THAT picture.

>>27072812
such a sad and lonesome thing to do

>>27066713
Interesting that PLTR isn't on that list...

I was banned 5 days for Lumposting
There's an abusive mod roaming around /smg/
Stay safe bros

>>27070065
*canned cheering
>you guys hear about the stock market?
>apparently ((they)) SHUT IT DOWN

>>27073292
it will be with that attitude!

>>27062322
Imagine if $20b in AMD shorts needed to cover.

>>27073511
While the collection of picts in your obviously massive folder was impressive, it isn't weird to get canned for avatar posting. I think even Chiles Ding Ding Ding bro got on the bad side of a Jannie for that. But yeah, fuck jannies.

>>27072972
What pic?

>>27073511
Avatarposting has always been banned, just change your characters up once in a while

>>27073511
If only he'd ban the newfags, I reckon we're pretty safe in here though.

Can't wait for monday to come and wipe newfags out. I'm getting real fucking sick of HDLLOLDOAMONDHANDSKIKEJEW bullshit

>>27058510
And they only aren't complete shit becasue NASA handed them 50 years of Lockheed and Boeing/McdonnelDouglas's proprietary tech on a silver platter

If you think the markets are fucked now remember these guys were sold for $100M in 2001

Alright just got done setting up my transfer from jewbinhood to TDA. Now to wait till next week to have my account ready and be free from kike restrictions. Free options trading is not worth the kikery they pulled today.

>>27072201
TQQQ after the next 50% dump

>>27074591
TDA has been restricting stock too. Most of the brokers have. Can't confirm if they did for the shit Goyhood did today though.

>>27073887
I'm doubling my lum folder and making sure they can't stop me next time
Fuck jannies

>>27074591
There's nothing wrong with having multiple brokerage accounts. I use Fidelity and RH, Fidelity for real, meaningful stocks and RH to gamble. If you're doing it for reactionary purposes, you do you.

>>27073511
>I was banned 5 days for Lumposting
Based jannies. All avatarfags, namefags, and tripfags should be banned. The only one that seems alright is the original Jahy poster, not the impostor, and I haven't paid enough attention to know if that's true.

>>27074852
I haven't had any TDA restrictions on stock trades. Options are a bit stressful but I'm too much of a boomer to trade options.

>>27074868
they banned a couple of my bully posts too if you saw, they fear the anime girl

>>27074976
Lum poster doesn't even do anything obnoxious besides avatarfag and his avatar is a classic, cute waifu. Pretty gay stance you've taken.

>>27073511
i got banned for a MONTH for personal responsibility posting

>>27073724
But it’s still a sad and lonesome thing even if you love doing it

>>27074976
I hate tripfags so goddamm much.

>>27073511
>Avatarfagging
Why are you surprised again?

>>27075269
it quite literally will be if you believe that to be true

>>27075139
We will not be stopped jahy bro, give em hell
>>27075231
Thats actually bullshit
Personal responsibility posts are absolutely based

I hate how unaesthetic my orders are

>>27075468
You don’t get to bring friends

>>27075541
Very /fa/ post.

>>27073887
>banning Chile's anon
What absolute mongoloid faggots jannies are. And they do it for free. Imagine sucking that much cock for free.

>>27074922
Maybe I am being reactionary, but this isn't even the first time robinhood has jewed its users. They just got sued last december for not offering the best price and scalping pennies off their users market orders.

You should all really know how to get round a ban by this point. I hope you do.

>>27075927
To be fair, how do you expect them to fund their bullshit app?

>>27075560
I don't know what you are babbling about, but be careful cursing yourself, belief is very powerful, don't be so hard on yourself

>>27072897
>>27072897
>>27072897
>>27072897
>>27072897

Isn't it amazing all these anons from other boards are here right now on /biz/ to be part of this crazy shit. What a time to be alive

>>27072841
Monday is going to be VERY interesting indeed

>>27075927
Every broker does this.

>>27076161
I hate it

>>27075151
Repeatedly making /smg/ threads with Lum is obnoxious and CLF tranny tier.
>>27075283
Me too, fren, it legitimately bothers me when I recognize people here. I just want to be all information to be judged equally without any bullshit drama or egomania attached. Community in anonymity, nothing sucks the fun out of it more than knowing the good information you post will help someone you despise.

>>27076161
I hope the hedge funds win. I hope that they fucking bury you ear gauge wearing, face tattooed leftist degenerates.

Is nvidia a safe long play?
Aside from the crazy demand vs supply issues in their favor they're going to acquire arm.

>>27076602
Caring about the OP image is pretty fucking autistic. If no one else is making the new thread, I will.

>>27076602
Hey, you're that guy who hates breakdowns in the veil of anonymity! How's it going buddy?

>>27076525
It's only going last as long as GME stays up, you need to chill. At some point soon it will crash down to earth and ruin thousands, and they will stay away from the markets for a long time

>>27076525
He hates it!

>>27076630
Bend over more, faggot.

>>27076630
Me too. I actually see why the Jews hate the fucking goyim so much now. Absolute cattle that need to be slaughtered.
>>27076602
I once asked moot to force anonymity and get rid of tripfags. He told me to fuck off. Guess it’s just something we need to deal with.

>>27077015
>>27077015
>>27077015
new

>>27076703
>If no one else is making the new thread, I will.
This isn't a real issue and it still doesn't mean you have to Lum post, you're just whoring for attention. It's extremely rare that /smg/ reaches page 10 without someone making a new thread. If you don't do it, someone else will.

>>27076925
I don't mind trip/namefags if they prove their merit
eg. 2scoops, BCRX shill, RKG, grim
unpopular opinion: even cannabro isn't a bad guy - he just spammed some tickers too hard when he first got here - but they've performed / his tickers do alright
I would rather take advice on trading ES from RKG than some anon
It makes me think of back in the golden days of /fit/ when zyzz/scooby had trips - you want to know you're talking to the real person