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- Testosterone
- Money
- Real Estate
- Women
- Firearms

These are my Top 5/Most important assets in this world list.

>Testosterone
You need C19H28O2 to have drive/fuel for everything else listed. C19H28O2 is a drug you cant get enough of. Don't ignore it, don;'t waste it cooming. This whole $GME/$AMC shit was the event I needed to stop being a coomer and get back into money mode. Testosterone makes you create, gives you the drive, energy, and ingenuity to conquer what you set out to do. Also falls under the general umbrella of fitness, health and wellness - mentally and spiritually


>Money
Self Explanatory

>Real Estate
Having a place to live, permanently/forever is important. Buying and Living in your primary resident should be a Top 3 task you need to do in your 20s. Living in my moms basement, will be living in a flat soon.

>Women
Stop Cooming. You need Women. You need women for a lot, and women need and want you. Women validate men, and men validate women - and you need women to do the #1 most important thing in this world; continuing your will/genes through birthing another generation. Acquiring assets, especially testosterone will help you gain availability to higher quality women. Date. Do not neglect this aspect of your life.


>Firearms
Self Explanatory; If you even had a thought that you would be a somebody someday, and your life if worth protecting. you would have bought a .22 AR-15 when you turned 18 and at least a Glock 42 when you turned 21.


Congrats to everyone who has made major gains over the past 365 days. Excited to really start taking trading securities seriously. I lost the start-up game. At least I'm a thousandaire.

_____

contribute more musings and thoughts ITT - this is the best /biz/ has ever been and I hope we can learn from this and become a more mature, emotionally stable, and wealthier board.

>> No.27118273

Thats a man

>> No.27118288

>>27118228
Imagine if at the last second a fat cock poked out

>> No.27118363
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>>27118228
first thing everyone needs to do Monday morning is liquidate 50% of their positions and go to https://www.gunbroker.com/

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>>27118228
>-Women
Uh anon, you know some of us are...........you know.........

>> No.27118540

>>27118366
>19H28O2 is a drug you cant get enough of. Don't ignore it, don;'t waste it cooming. This w
imo test makes me horny and coom more, more restraint while off blast and cruise
but yeah the libido is pretty cool.

>> No.27118608

>>27118228
Im going to take a wild guess and say that OP is a manlet

>Height is the most important asset in the world

>> No.27118650

>>27118540
I have enough testosterone anon, I'm not a ftm individual, are you??

>> No.27118668

>>27118228
>testosterone
rip hair
>real estate
Buying real estate is stupid, just negotiate rent and youll be paying less than a mortgage
>women
cooming in your hand is free and fast. women suck. even when they throw themselves at your feet it can create problems. if you really need to just get a hooker for 30min then move on with your life
>fire arms
dont live near negroes, hispanics, or muhammadans

>> No.27118695

>>27118228
OP I hate to say this but you do not spark joy
also this >>27118273

>> No.27118729

>>27118608
5'10" but I'm black w/ 7" BBC

>> No.27118740

>>27118228
>a .22 at-15
Lmao what!? Why would you specifically buy a .22 for self defense? Are you worried you’ll be attacked by a raccoon or something?

>> No.27118806

>>27118740
Cheap and Available everywhere in the old days

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>>27118228

>> No.27118899

>>27118608
Snipe

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I purposely traded my testosterone for estrogen and progesterone. Are estrogen and progesterone good assets?

>> No.27118933

>>27118228
>Living in my moms basement, will be living in a flat soon.
yeah why should I take any of your advice then, retard?

>.22 AR-15
fucking cringe

>Glock 42
cringe

>> No.27118952

>> OP (read: faggot)
> you all should like and do what I like and do and also let's all talk about how my, I mean our preferences are totally legit, amirite bro's ?
Kill yourself.

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>>27118228
Rules for life.. Do you think anything you posted has any intrinsic value?

Everything you posted is fleeting an illusory.

God is the only thing that matters. Money is a means to draw closer to him.

>> No.27119054

>>27118228
what a shitpost
fucking delete this shit my dude

>> No.27119099

>>27118806
Do you really think you’re better prepared to defend yourself with a 2000 round bucket of .22 than with a couple full mags of 5.56?

>> No.27119120

>>27118228
>the ugliest tranny feet on the planet
Fuck off

>> No.27119190

>>27118999
This

Based and awkepilling, Money is just a tool to be more "free", you need to eat to live but money is not the center of our lives

>> No.27119222

>>27118999
trips is truth

Hope you're well bro, see you when we're dead and I remember your face.

>> No.27119289

Remember to load up on TEST and SUPER MALE VITALITY so that you can get the STONES to hold through the heaviest Doge storms
If you can't bench atleast 500 then you'll miss the trades
Sorry but it's true

>> No.27119337

>>27118228
Women are a waste of money and genetic continuation is a false (and expensive) pursuit

Gimme femboys

>> No.27119368

what a try-hard

>> No.27119416

>>27118228
The most low test thing I've ever seen.

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>>27118999
>>27119222
Blessed and Godpilled.
We will be the priests and healers of the Citadel.

>> No.27119807

>>27118228
nice toes for a man

>> No.27119838

>>27118228
>.22 AR 15
fucking lmao no
5.56 is the only acceptable caliber.
>optimal target penetration to weight ratio
>optimal ricochet ratio
>optimal ballistics in class whether m16 or m4 carbine
>NATO rounds means plenty ammo almost anywhere on earth
>commonality of rifle means plenty of parts in circulation/for taking in a SHTF scenario
Outside of that a no-shit scar-H is ideal.
If you get the AR-15, make sure to get a trijicon ACOG in 4x, and a vicker's 3 point sling, and range shoot like the Marines do, with the sling, and combat shoot with a C-Clamp ideally or any grip with laser. That's the trick.

>> No.27119911

>>27118999
>>27118228
Listen to these trips op and you will know peace

>> No.27120110

>>27118668
> you will own nothing. And you will be happy.

>> No.27120249

>>27118228
>firearms
>bidens about to get rid of production of "assault weapons" and mass gun restrictions

>> No.27120472

>>27118999
Christian/Abrahamic God? You know what Bible said about the love of money, right?

>> No.27120697

>>27118228
>>>/adv/

>> No.27120811

>>27118228
>Testosterone
sure
>Money
all that matters
>Real Estate
only where you live, owning property abroad is a waste of time and money
>Women
are expenditures not assets
>Firearms
if youre still living in america youre fucked

>> No.27120818

>>27118366
What? Are you gay, or a woman? Because either way, you are not helping things.

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>>27119911
>>27119222
Stay blessed bros

>> No.27121114

>>27118668
>negotiate rent and pay less than a mortgage at historically low rates
won't happen. at worst, save for an ill timed market correction, you'll come out even - having lost the same amount on the real estate investment as you would have on rent, and that's not taking into account the higher standard of living that usually comes with purchasing

>> No.27121305

>>27118228
Your top five assets list has problems bruh:

>- Firearms
>- Firearms
>- Firearms
>- Firearms
>- Honor

All the rest comes naturally as a result.

>> No.27121361

>>27118668
Well... I mean I want to talk shit, but that's a very valid way to live and less stressful too.

>> No.27121466

sorry i inject estrogen

>> No.27121477

>>27120811
this, guns about to be no more

>> No.27121516

>>27121466
see? no honor.

>> No.27121517

>>27118228
U must be young to forget to include "Health"

>> No.27121566

>>27121477
the day they try is the day they die

>> No.27121616

>>27118363
For me it's budsgunshop

>> No.27121685

>>27121466
>>27121477
>>27121566
>>27120811
>>27119911
>>27119099
>>27118999
>>27118900
>>27118899
>>27118366 blessed femanon
>>27118288

we're being blessed rn

>> No.27121698

>>27118288
Lol

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>>27118999

I want to make enough money to purchase a bird sanctuary one day.

Devote to this man, with plaques inscribed with his wisdom built on some walking trails.

>> No.27121768

>>27118608
6’5” broke Chad here.

>> No.27121894

>>27118729
I wouldn't go bragging about any of that, my nigga.

>> No.27121953

>>27121768
>broke
>chad
one of these things is not like the other.

chad is not a body anon, it's a mind.

>> No.27122154

>>27121744
had too much honor for one man.

>> No.27122232

>>27118228
Unironically very good post, marred by ugly webm

>> No.27122278

reddit is still here huh?

>> No.27122340

>>27119416
based

>> No.27122346

>>27122278
no reddit is at reddit.com. this is 4chan. you seem confused.

>> No.27122575

everyone hating can fuck off

>> No.27122629

>>27122575
OP, what do you think about fat tranny titties?

>> No.27122716

>>27118999
>>27121517
faggots didn't read OP

>Also falls under the general umbrella of fitness, health and wellness - mentally and spiritually
>health and wellness - mentally and spiritually

I'm a Southern Baptist Christian - I hate fags like you

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>>27122629
see
>>27122716

>> No.27122852

>>27118695
What like it's not this inspiring "we'll make it" vibe that we were all hoping for?

>> No.27122963

>>27122775
What if the tranny titties have been baptized in refreshing holy water

>> No.27123450

>>27118228
Pig hoofs

>> No.27123704

>>27122575
I'm hating on you in the most pernicious manner what thou gonna do regarding it you foul she-devil?

>> No.27123763

>>27123704
slap da shit outta u

>> No.27124012

Why is it that all men fixated on the testosterone meme are all limp wristed lanklets

>> No.27124037

>>27118228
>Having firerarms is illegal in my country.

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>>27118363
I highly recommend anyone sincerely interested in acquiring a firearm who has no experience in doing so take a detour over to /k/ and read through some of the first gun guides. The gun market has been fucked for months, but you can still find quality firearms without getting totally fleeced. Used guns from reputable brands like Glock or Beretta offer great value and will be a better investment than some new gun from a no-name brand imported from Turkey.

If you are an Amerifag it is your God given right to own, practice the use of, and defend yourself with a firearm. Don't squander that blessing.

>> No.27124594

>Firearms
There's no reason for anyone to own a gun.

>> No.27124633

>>27124594
100% your bio has NY or SF in it

faggot

>> No.27124645

>>27119099
99% sure he either doesn't know the difference between .22 LR and .223 or hes an idiot.

Glad to see someone called him on it. While hes at it dont get a .223. Get a 5.56 NATO or a Wylde barrel. If you think .223 and 5.56 are the same please load 5.56 NATO into a .223 Remington AR and go shooting.

Most people on this board just need a revolver. Preferably 357 magnum. 99% of you dont have the training or time to devote to training to deal with jams or duds in an intense situation. You'll just keep pulling the trigger.

>> No.27124842

>>27118740
22 is one of the most common murder cartridges because it can be easily hidden and kept quiet while being hard to remove from inside the body.

>> No.27124846

this is total ego wank

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>>27124645
nigga I'm being practical - before COVID I would tell newbies to get the .22 AR and a Glock of shooting. Can be 5.56 for all I care.

I EDC a MK18 URGI faggot, don't try me

>> No.27124972

>>27124594
most ignorant comment on the whole board.

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>>27124846
yet you replied

>> No.27125018

>>27118999
based

>> No.27125114

>>27118273
Absolutely based

>> No.27125146

>>27118228
Cringe

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>>27118228
>Women
>Assets

Choose one.

>> No.27125177

>>27125114
>>27125018
Name one Lil B song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEWYTHQIBWo

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>>27125155
They might be trouble but you're obligated to period. Think of your father. Think of your grandfather.

>>27125146
yet you replied

>> No.27125288

>>27124935
Please buy some 5.56 NATO to run through your .223.

>> No.27125436

>>27125288
nigga shut the fuck up and go back to /k/ - I'll meet you there later

>> No.27125483

>>27125436
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>> No.27125671

Good post OP

>Testosterone
What are our best ways to boost testosterone? I'll start...

>avoid onions
>eat mushrooms and brocolli
>eat red meat
>lift weights
>do sprinting instead of long distance cardio

>> No.27125762

>>27118228
>Women validate men
only pussies

>> No.27125857

Shut the fuck up pol. I'm just a gambler trying to gamble shut the fuck up with your lifecoaching shit

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>>27125762
A bad bitch is going to be warm to you if you're dressed well, semi-fit at minimum, and are getting money

>> No.27125929

>>27125857
we're all going to make it - even you bitch nigga

>> No.27125969

>>27118228
Firearms and money I'm doing reasonably well with, middle class wagie but have made $30k in crypto since August. Have accrued ~$10k in firearms, all purchased before chink virus. Wish I bought more ammo back then, though.

>> No.27126051

The only asset worth anything is intelligence. I have an IQ of 163. You are all worthless cattle. Don't worry, some of you will get rich on the pump and dump schemes I post on this board, but most of you will hold my bags. I'm a psychotic jew, and that's a good thing.

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>>27125969
my nigga, me too - I cancelled an order of steel back during the summer because I thought I was paying too much of steel.

In the words of Trump, "What a Schmuck I was"

Bought the last FDE Glock 19 in America, I swear. Bought a Benelli and an M1A and an H&K and a Beretta and some other shit

>> No.27126215

>>27126051
I've been shot at before and I'm working in a STEM field. All the knowledge I've accumulated my whole life, can be wiped away in the blink of an eye. I hate how fragile human life is.

You are correct, but make sure you have that million dollar life insurance policy (multiple) and maybe disability insurance

>> No.27126220

>>27125671
actually onions are good for test
of course avoid S o Y which is what I'm sure you wrote
just didn't want anons to be confused

>> No.27126293

>>27126215
>work
Intelligent people don't work, they have others work for them. If I die the world should be destroyed with me, all value in this world is contingent on my existence. I'll do my best to make sure that if I do happen to die everyone in the world will die in a nuclear hellfire.

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>>27126293
"He's good with fist for a diplomat"

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>>27126293