/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>27253921
this is 90% of this mongolian basket weaver forum desu. Also write "FACT" and "SCREENSHOT THIS" despite just making it up on the spot on shit I don't know the slightest thing of

>>27253921
>made about $500 last night
>have about $50k liquid pretty much all the time
>give people retarded financial advice on purpose

>>27253921

>be me
>$20 net worth
>still give financial advice to /biz/

>>27253921
based

>>27254145
Like what, to buy XRP?

>negative networth due to student debt
>still gives financial advise

>>27254409

>>27254317
Some guy asked how to turn $200 into $2000 and I told him to just do 20x or more leveraged futures

>>27254271
Guys buy DOGE if we just all HODL it might reach $1! If we all believe in it it can really reach it! If we get all miners to stop mining for a day we can really make this happen! Or we can get the devs to limit the amount of Doge per minute just for a day that will explode the price to $1!

>be me
>nocoiner since /biz/ began
>give out advice that is actually sound and has made people a lot of money
You're welcome /biz/

Why the fuck is this stickied?

>>27254612
>If we get all miners to stop mining for a day we can really make this happen!
>Or we can get the devs to limit the amount of Doge per minute just for a day that will explode the price to $1!

The funny thing is there's people who actually think crypto works like stocks

>>27254587

>>27254663
based mods

>>27254317
kek. he said he has €500, which no XRP bagholder would.

>>27254317
you will never fit in, redditranny

>>27254676
The funny thing is I saw these posts and comments unironically get upvoted to oblivion on plebbit 2 days ago

>>27253921
>no you should definitely fomo your life savings of 21000 into that stock it’s gonna pay gangbusters
>Anon Financial Ltd we don’t know what we are doing and neither do you

>>27253921
My 2 linkies are going to $100 tonight. Screencap this.
/thread

>>27254825
Wait, the actually funny thing is that people think there's Dogecoin devs, lol

>>27254804
I'll fit in your mom, though

>>27254937
https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/l7gvu5/its_time_to_place_a_limit_on_dogecoin_circulation/

>unemployed and have literally no money or investments
>still come to /biz/ just to meme and say nonsensical shit that people might actually take seriously and gather images of this stupid frog

>Tfw literal neet who's quadded his investments, never lost out

>>27255266
kek'd and checked

>never bought a share or a coin in my life

>>27254676
Doesn't it? I mean some cock bought bitcoin at 1$ now its at bjllion and he is rich nose. Sounds exactly like stocks.