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27316363 No.27316363 [Reply] [Original]

Please I beg of you PLEASE tell me the next 1000x. For the love of god please, I just can't take it anymore.

I managed to fag around and turn $2,000 into $12,000 with stocks and crypto. I can't wait anymore, I have no patience, this existence is pain. I just want to move out and buy my own house and play video games all day until I die.

Please give me a reason, give me a purpose. Just tell me the next stock or shitcoin that will moon. Fuck dyor, fuck dca, fuck niggers, TELL ME RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW. I'M THE PROTAGONIST OF THIS SIMULATION.

>> No.27316458
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>>27316363
>fuck niggers
you convinced me there. I might spread some knowledge now

>> No.27316553

SAKE

>> No.27316556
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27316556

CATDOG you got ride these meme rockets or you ngmi

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x7c564a0ff97341f272a9a4afc08278157c926b7d

>> No.27316663

>I just want to move out and buy my own house
That's probably a good idea.

>and play video games all day until I die.
You don't want this. Wagecucking is ass, but I enjoy videogames a lot more when I use them to take my mind off other things. They feel like a chore if it's the only thing you do.

>> No.27316752

>>27316363
Racist pos I hope you get thrown into a work camp

>> No.27316929
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>>27316458
Yes YES

>>27316553
Hasn't it already pumped?
Or do you think it's the next UNI?

>>27316556
No.

>>27316663
You're right, I may have exaggerated a bit out of desperation.

>>27316752
Kys negro.

>> No.27316936
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>>27316458
lets hear it

>> No.27316980

SHIB SHIB SHIB

>> No.27317071

>>27316363
THIS

I MUST KNOW

>> No.27317081

>>27316980
kys
>>27316752
kys
>>27316556
kys

>> No.27317126

>>27316363
SHIB IS ABOUT TO GET LISTED ON CHINK EXCHANGE
https://support.mxc-exchange.com/hc/en-001/articles/360056326591
GET IN FAST, AT LEAST ONE HUGE PUMP LEFT

>> No.27317166

Akita

>> No.27317194

>>27316363
>fuck niggers
I was with it up until here but I'm out.

>> No.27317200
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>>27317081
Agreed.
What's with these spergs and their copycat dogecoin garbage. It's not gonna work.

>> No.27317215

>>27316929
>wojakposter turning down ctdg
I guess that's my buy signal

>> No.27317242

Not a 1000x, but reef is a save 10x mid-term.

>> No.27317248

>>27316363
REEF on Binance. If I've learnt something the past few weeks, shills have been right. Literally everything that has been shilled here lately pumps. Reef is shitting up the board right now which can mean only one thing

>> No.27317254

>>27316363
just wait til you get to 6 figs. it's enough that it's substantial, but not enough to retire off of. but you know it's possible, and you know 7 figs *is* possible but is so far out of reach.

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>>27316363
>npc thinks he’s the protagonist
>he doesn’t know

>> No.27317346

>>27317194
Cya

>> No.27317356

>>27316363
go to the summoning gen over at /x/ and make a deal with whoever strikes you
sounds like you're gonna kill yourself otherwise so why not damn your soul but still have fun instead of just damning it for commiting rope
at least thats my reasoning

>> No.27317384

>>27316363
>Please I beg of you PLEASE tell me the next 1000x.
this mentality is for losers. stay poor anon

>> No.27317453

>>27317200
Just want the board back. Remember to do your duty and call out all pajeets and bully redditors into suicide

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>>27316363
GRT, buy into it slowly. Put like a couple of hundred into it and watch for a while, see how it does and how the project is coming along and if you're satisfied put another hundred a month. It's either gonna be the backbone of dApp and deFi or not and you'll know as you watch it.

>> No.27317607

>>27317356
>>27317384
Niggers spotted.

>>27317453
I call out every pajeet who shills LCX and RBC.

>>27317463
GRT is definitely one I'm considering dumping all into. Highly undervalued rn.

>> No.27317989

>>27317607
ngmi

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>>27316929
>>27316936
I'd say something like SENT >>27241336 or GRT have a lot of upside potential

>> No.27318690

>>27316363
haha stay poor dumbass

>> No.27318743

>>27316363
>I'M THE PROTAGONIST OF THIS SIMULATION.

You sure?

>> No.27318758

https://info.uniswap.org/token/0xd46ba6d942050d489dbd938a2c909a5d5039a161
there you go

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>>27316363
You think we were fucking memeing about DOGE going to $1?

>> No.27318831

I'm dead serious: $RGT https://rari.capital

Read up. We are SO fucking early.

>> No.27318955

Okay I have a plan. Just tell people to buy a stock like GBR. Look what happened it went 90% in one day. How? Its obvious people bought it. You just have to pick it and know enough people will buy it. Look at GBR stock people can just keep picking stocks that can go up fast like that. Look at jan 27th u think it was. There were like dozens of stocks that exploded over night. Some were not reported on like gbr

>> No.27319027

>>27318523
Thank you kind gentleman

>>27318690
Redditor

>>27318743
Yes

>> No.27319038

>>27316363
>I'M THE PROTAGONIST OF THIS SIMULATION
kek

>> No.27319043

>>27318955
Oh its even better it was a 1000 % rise not 90%

>> No.27319087

>>27316363
We told you SHIB and you DIDN'T LISTEN

>> No.27319171

>>27316363
SAKE, SENT, or FOAM but they're all huge gambles. That's the name of the game, if you want to hit a quick 100x you gotta gamble on an obscure low marketcap/low volume coin/token that is only on dexs or backwaters exchange.

>> No.27319221

Get in on AKITA while it's still early

>> No.27319272

>>27319171
Fuck your shit digital coins. This is a stock board now.

>> No.27319372

>>27318831
Spoonfeed me fren?

>> No.27319389

SAKE trust me

>> No.27319425

>>27318831
I like this

>> No.27319451

The Next 100-200X is probably ZCL since @HeyRhett is forking that shit. Just fuckin GTFO there as soon as you make your Bank. Don't Ride it until it Dumps. He just announced 2 ZCL forks last week.

Everything that man touches Moons so hard then crashes weeks later. You're in luck it hasn't started yet. Don't FOMO buy it later.

Every fork he announces makes the coins goes up 50-250X, but the forks don't workout so don't stay until the Fork date.

>> No.27319467

>>27319272
Someone is off their meds

>> No.27319708

>>27318831
Ill be reading anon thx

>> No.27319717

>>27316363
4chan500, immense meme value and still early enough to buy in. Akita's a copy of a copy of a shitcoin and SHIB already mooned

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>>27319372
>>27319425

You know I'm right. The signs are all there. This one might be a fucking monster. And god dammit are we early. I wish I bought in Dec - believe it or not I knew about it but it was not at the top of my list of things to look into (GRT was the priority) but this is still just the beginning.

One thing I will say is I've worked in crypto for a while and am connected to reputable people at the legit startups and VC funds in the space. They all love this one, and with a coyness that almost pissed me off at first. But it's because they understand. The team seems very high caliber.

Very nice looking v2 on the way too.

>> No.27319783

>>27316363
GME unironically, but you have to hold for 3 months (not easy)

>> No.27319797

>>27319027
I'm not the one with only $2000 haha poor idiot. Come clean my house and suck on my cock, I'll tip you $5

>> No.27319861

XAG

>> No.27319876

>>27319752
>Bhavnani
Enjoy being rugged

>> No.27319878

In addition to $RGT (rari.capital), I'm also feeling really comfy with my $NU stack. Even bought some more today.

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>>27319783
Meme

>>27319797
Glad you can read the part where I said $12,000 but you're probably a billionaire, so sorry.

>> No.27320052

>>27319876

Guy is very smart, and reputable people are behind him. Comfy. Stay poor.

>> No.27320057

>>27317194
Fag

>> No.27320147

MUSE

>> No.27320340

>>27319752
Thanks fren. Looking like a buy, wish i found out sooner

>> No.27320484

>>27319965
>Meme
t. hedgefund managers

>> No.27320570

4chan500 you fucking fag, market is in meme frenzy rn time to get into a meme coin early for once instead of waiting and missing the 100x gains

>> No.27320573

>>27316363
REEF is literally aiming to be a kikebook-integrated crypto trading platform. It will go to $10 EOY.

You missed BTC, ETH, LINK. Will you miss REEF?

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>>27320484
Look, I appreciate the advice. But you're fucking autistic if you buy GME now and hold it for 3 months.

>> No.27320723

>>27319965
Im with you bro but just at the start with my 2k. How long did it take you to gain up 12k? Whats the best platform to start with crypto?

>> No.27320753

>>27320686
>But you're going to be very fucking rich if you buy GME now and hold it for 3 months.
ftfy

post nose rabbi

>> No.27320829

>>27316363
Rubic.

>> No.27320837

>>27320723
About 6 months.
Also Gemini or Kraken.

>> No.27320874

Sir you should buy swipe they are crypto debit card very good for the future

>> No.27320877

>>27320753
Whats the possible gain? x10-20?

>> No.27320880

>>27316363
GET INTO $SHIB RIGHT NOW

WE GO LIVE ON OUR FIRST EXCHANGE IN JUST A FEW HOURS HOLY SHIT

>> No.27320962

>>27320837
Thanks bro.
Had any big gains?

>> No.27320968

>>27316363
Try doge coin, it’s not too late :)

>> No.27321032

>>27320877
>possible?
x100000 (not kidding)

>realistically
x10000 minimum

>> No.27321214

>>27321032
No fokin way

>> No.27321275
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zerps
grapes
onions

>> No.27321282

>>27321214
As with any investment do your own research (DD), believe me or don't, I'm on this train and it ain't stopping

>> No.27321296

>>27317194
fucking glowies man

>> No.27321392
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27321392

>>27320753
>>27320877
Holy fuck you're a top tier redditor memer.
Honestly people should kill themselves for even believing you.

Now post your shit stained skin color fag.

>> No.27321438

Don't pay attention to any of the posts mentioning reef OP, legit have not heard of this piece of shit until literally this hour and there's like 3 threads about it on the front page, obvious brownposters

>> No.27321449

>>27321392
shave your beard jfc

>> No.27321491

>Put 12k in REEF
>Wait 6 months to a year
>Have at least 100k
>Profit

Really is that simple.

>> No.27321496

>>27321392
nigga yous a fatty. i hope you don't call yourself the savior of the white race

>> No.27321505

Silver

>> No.27321522

>>27321438
It's been shilled relatively consistently the last few days, but it's probably all pajeets

>> No.27321561

>>27321438
It's just a pump, doesn't mean you can still profit a bit off it.

>>27321449
Will do, I can post another pic and timestamp after shave if u would like

>> No.27321571

>>27321491

I only said REEF because I think out of all the low mcap DeFi memes going around it's the one with the most potential for massive gains.

Literally just DYOR into DeFi stuff particularly Polka alts. These will be the last of the wild-west era 100x/1000x type shit.

>> No.27321610

>>27321392
Jesus that is one of the most upturned noses I've seen in my life what a literal faggot.

>> No.27321688

>>27321561
yeah get rid of that excuse you call a beard

>> No.27321710

>>27319027
Just buy the meme of the day before token and lose all your money at the top

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>>27321449
>>27321496
>>27321610
"1 post by this ID"
At least try to not make it obvious that you're using a proxy/vpn lol

>> No.27321760

>>27316363
Sir you must do the needful and purchase SHIB you will become very wealthy my friend I promise you this!

>> No.27321768

>>27321282
When it pops out?

>> No.27321796

>>27316363
exactly the same here

>> No.27321799

>>27321392
>google search this image
>"Planning for Adult Life for People with Disabilities" is the second result
kek

also GME will moon, I'll post a picture of my gainz in 3 months, enjoy poverty

>> No.27321839

>>27321720
naw retard i ain't a bot Gator. how does it feel to lick gunt grease?

>> No.27321845

>>27321720
Nah I just saw that oinker from the Index and had to let you know what a faggot you are. 3 posts now nigger.

>> No.27321997

>>27317344
>DUDE PSYCHEDELICS LMAO
>we’re like all the same being bro
kys

>> No.27322075

>>27321768
first it will crash (from $400 a share to roughly $30 a share) do not panic, these are the greedy retards realizing their small gainz and exiting, but then a week or two after that the stock will moon (called a "short squeeze") because the retard hedge fund shorted stocks that don't exist, so if you even one you'll make a killing because they'll have to pay you for more than one stock. The price will go exponential for 1-3 days then crab. Buy when it's roughly $30 (if you can't, a lot of brokers are now restricting this commodity even though that's illegal) and sell when it's roughly $100k if you want to play it safe (I'll probably sell at a million)

>> No.27322090

>>27316363
loopring

>> No.27322286
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>>27316752
>Racist pos I hope you get thrown into a work camp

>> No.27322318

>>27321799
>>27322075
>1 share = $100k
Show skin you uneducated pajeet.

>> No.27322374

>>27316363
>I just want to move out and buy my own house and play video games all day until I die.
I know of a guy like this and apparently he's miserable

>> No.27322433

>>27322374
I know a guy like that too and he seems fine, albeit he has a wife so maybe that's the difference.

>> No.27322434

>>27322318
Gator are you scared Pajeet took your CS job?

>> No.27322515

>>27316363
I don't know about him but I'm just looking for a 3x to break even.

>> No.27322528

>>27322318
>If I'm right
I'm rich
>If I'm wrong
I still cost the jews billions in loses

win win to me regardless of pajeet status, wouldn't it be more accurate to ask me to post my toilet if you thought I was a pajeet?

>> No.27322540

>>27322374
they are pathological escapes (can't judge) and going further in will only yield a more malignant path forward
what he needs is to unironically do a 4 day dopamine fast sitting in a dark room writing all the pain that comes up down

>> No.27322711

>>27322434
Bold of you to assume I'm smart enough to code, nigger.

>>27322528
Are you gonna post your ugly skin color or keep blabbing on?

>> No.27322782

>>27322711
>Are you gonna post your ugly skin color or keep blabbing on?
post your nose first rabbi

>> No.27322811

>>27322711
you do it for free gator. you will always be a wage cuck working at Trader Joes

>> No.27322845

>>27322286
>go against what your own senses tell you

>> No.27322879

>>27316929
SAKE's ATH was $2.40 negro. It's at 6 cents right now. A new ATH is gonna be inplace since there's major updates coming out by the end of the week

>> No.27322882

>>27322286
Um, being logical? Statistics don't lie.

>> No.27322952

>>27322782
How fucking blind are you? If you reply 1 more time without showing your shit skin, you might as well cower off to another board and be a nigger there.

Here, since you're too autistic to navigate 4chan
>>27321392

>> No.27322968

>>27316363
literally me. just wanna get lucky on some shitcoin so i can punch cones and play vidya all day

>> No.27322984

>>27322811
to be honest wage cucking is not so bad if you need investment initial capital

>> No.27323031

>>27322952
that picture is photoshopped to look like an autist, it's too good to be real

>> No.27323076

>>27316363
Silver

>> No.27323137 [DELETED] 

>>27323031
you are brown :)

>> No.27323296

>>27322952
YOU
WILL
NEVER
BE
WHITE

>> No.27323322

>>27316363
There’s a voice in the woods.
It cannot be found.
But it can find you.
If it sees you alone.
It will whisper these words in your ear.
>GRT
And disappear.

>check em

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>>27323031
>photoshopped
You're so pathetic.

Well have fun bumping my post pajeet. I already got some nice shitcoin ideas. I'm so glad I'm not a pussy bitch like you who's too scared to show a hand and timestamp. Keep making excuses.

>> No.27323378

>>27316363
fuck off. not a financial advice.

>> No.27323468

>>27316363
AYTU Bioscience.
They've cured all lung infections, they just need the ok for trials.

>> No.27323481

REEF, BOND, FWT, XSN

Be a chad and set up an XSN masternode and thank me in 5 years.

>> No.27323485
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Zoomedica won't do a 1000x, but it'll probably do a 3x by the end of March.

>> No.27323542

>>27316363
>TELL ME RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW. I'M THE PROTAGONIST OF THIS SIMULATION.

lol u ain't shit nigga

>> No.27323558

>>27319752
>pajeet
Every. Single. Time.

>> No.27323579

>>27319171
Oh look SAKE up almost 100% since I posted this

>> No.27323621

MUSE

>> No.27323637

>>27323076
this

>> No.27323665
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>>27323322
Nice

>> No.27323669

>>27323322
HOLY FUCK
CHECKED

>> No.27323678

>>27316363
if you want to you buy your own house and play video games all day until your fucking live is over, why you don’t have a XED bag??

Exeedme allows you make some money while playing video games too. i am asking for be sure, you don’t have a XED bag, right? please, confirm this shit and ask yourself that why i have not a XED bag

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>>27323322
chad

>> No.27323810

>>27323485
Man, she must be able to do huge poops with that thing

>> No.27323829

>>27316363
Nok n bb

>> No.27323927

>>27320880
how tf do i buy this shit help me o lord

>> No.27324214

>>27323485
Rare to see an Asian have an ass like that. Maybe she's unnaturally splaying her hips

>> No.27324366

The chicks think doge is cute.
Those hos made makeup vloggers millions, they'll make us the same.

>> No.27324376

Ok so far we have in no particular order
The graph
Rari.capital
Reef
And the final runner up - wait for GME to crash back to 20-40 usd and buy in and diamond hand.
Fuck it I’m throwing 1k at each of these - anything else OP and anons

>> No.27324378

>>27319087

Stop telling us coins that you can't easily buy. Stick to coinbase. Not everyone can get a binance account.

>> No.27324438

>>27321392
You need to shave that bum fluff. Also it's hilarious how you're proud of your nose.

>> No.27324461

>>27323322
Should I buy on the dippy?

>> No.27326322

>>27317344
Yes you are and God loves you

>> No.27326492

>>27316363
BONK

>> No.27326539

Muse

>> No.27326560

>>27316363
just buy link you stupid motherfucker. jesus christ this board is dead.