/biz/ - Business & Finance

nah

>>27317534
reads like one of those LINK fud posts written to sound legitimate when it’s all total horseshit lmao
wouldn’t be surprised if some biz psycho wrote it to troll

laminar flow, what a faggot,

this is a turbulent flow bitch,

no Navier–Stokes solution, no scaling-laws faggot and no renormalization bitch,

just pure cum out of ur dads dick into ur ass.

what does this person have to gain by dissuading this hard

because they're paid
nobody goes on and writes a negative review with this much effort wanting people to sell... if they were a normal person they'd want it to increase. lol

>>27317534
Read all this dude's posts and he comes off as a guy who is larping really hard as a professional.
The shorts are still over 100%, regardless of who you ask.
https://www.wsj.com/market-data/quotes/GME
It's very odd that all of these "insiders" suddenly care so much about the common man's money, when they're the same ones who stand to gain from this being a big nothingburger.

>>27317688
>>27317713
>>27317821
This redditor wrote about 10 posts like this, claims he's in with a hedge fund and has insider knowledge. Watch Louis Rossman's video on it, has some really good info. According to him the hedge funds are fine and are going to be fine and robinhood is probably fucked.
Obligatory not OP.

>>27318063
(((Rossman)))

>>27317534
Oh wow that’s really compelling I think I’m going to s- wait a minute, I’m going to hold!

>>27318176
Huh? Fuck does that mean.
I'm a complete newfag on this board

>>27318063
GME is going to DUMP

>>27318390

>>27318362
Gas the kikes race war now

>>27317534
Literally doesn't matter, pump and dump, short squeeze, it's a sharp climb up and sharp fall down and only a minority will make it out with the big bucks. If you got in late, have common sense and don't put in more than you're willing to lose.

Also if it really is a short squeeze, they will say anything to make you change your mind, and you have no choice but to ignore it and not blink. If it's not a short squeeze and only retailers were taking losses, nobody would care and try to stop you. Guess which one we've been seeing.

>>27318063
Yeah I saw Rossman's video on it.
He seems like a genuine guy, but he also appears to be convinced by any random fucker who says something confidently.
I've seen more than enough analysis of GME and the surrounding market conditions that I'm fairly confident that it will at least hit 1K, perhaps topping off at 5K, if everyone is lucky.
Even if it is a pump and dump, there's still money to be made by those who manage to maneuver properly.

>>27318466
>outright admits that he frequently lies to improve his own situation
Yeah let's just trust everything he says at face value

>>27318510
If that's what that means, fuck it I'm in.

>Hedge Funds don'tvhave to actually pay for Shorts
>No Bro, we totally aren't worried at all
>Trust me, I work at a Hedge Fund, I'm the best possible source about this
>Don't Hodl virgins
I can smell the seething shorts through those caps

>>27318656
Yea I'd have to agree, Louis seems fairly smart but he's too agreeable. At least he admits it. I'm not invested in GME so I'm just following this for the memes, I'm doubting it'll reach 1k though. Most people don't care enough to buy in and those who do are too broke. And the ones who do care and have money have dollar signs in their eyes and will be paper hands.

i think there is a group of paid shills that probably started to infect this place around 2017(after trump). pretty sure the people posting about silver are the same people spamming the anti GME threads, dogecoin threads, other random cryptos, and finally, most of the anti trump threads back in 19/20. they have the same patterns and 'nuances' in their posting. not really attempting to bring any logic into the conversation (not that you get it on here anyway). i think this group just gets paid to shill whatever is being asked from them and they know how to appeal to larpers. i say this because there is an exceptional amount of larping cunts on here whom i believe drool at the chance to jump on the newest theme, and they basically do it for free! doubling the paid shills efforts at no extra cost.

>>27319030
I’ve watched Louis for years. His entire schtick is complaining about how unfair life is and why things should be easier for him even though he’s a pretty successful businessman and even has a house and girlfriend.
The idea that he’s on board with ledditors for “sticking it to the man” is laughable and the first indication that this is NOT going to end well.

I have one share for the meme. If it crashes to 10 bucks I have no one else but myself to blame for losing 300. But that’s something I’m willing to accept in the rare chance that it moons to 1K like we all want.

>>27319194
I highly doubt they're paid shills, more like ideologically gripped retardeds. Carbon copys of each other. Like how all soccer moms are basically the same person. There's no way 4chan gets enough traffic or more importantly attention to get paid shills. Shills usually reside in mainstream media not a bangledeshian basket weaving forum.

>>27318390
Redditors don't have the awareness to resist shit like this. It's going to dump, not because this is true but because they're fucking slaves.

>GOYS I NOTICED THIS IS THE HIVEMIND DOING THE MOST DAMAGE TO ME RIGHT NOW! I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IT'S ACTUALLY ALL PART OF OUR PLAN AND BUYING IS HELPING US SO YOU HAVE TO SELL RIGHT NOW

>>27319574
no some of them would be paid. it might only be 5% of all posters across all timezones but that is all they need. but i agree in part with the rest of what you mentioned.

zh already posted melvin's losses for the year so far, 53%. total fakepost
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/melvin-capital-lost-stunning-53-billion-january-53-its-capital-heres-how-everyone-else-did

>>27319574
>There's no way 4chan gets enough traffic or more importantly attention to get paid shills
hownew.ru

>>27319403
>The idea that he’s on board with ledditors for “sticking it to the man” is laughable and the first indication that this is NOT going to end well.

What do you mean by it's not gonna end well?

Yea, I'm mainly interested in his board repair videos but his complaining is pretty entertaining. Also I don't think he believes that buying GME will equal sticking it to the man, I think he's just like the rest of us and dislikes the people that screw over the general populus.

>>27319984
Ive lived on /o/ for about 2 years now. I got on this board last week.

>>27320014
>/o/
lol no fucking wonder you don't have any experience with shills

>>27320070
Don't talk shit about /o/

>>27319998
Hes already been interviewed by Yahoo Finance as THE redditor’s voice.
It won’t end well because he keeps pushing the populist narrative and normies who have literally never bought a stock before in their life will have paper hands the moment they see a 10% dip. Mark my words it all comes down tomorrow because chapo socialist faggots have no balls and fell for the free money meme.

>>27320070
Listen man, automotive shilling is real. People are always trying to sell some shitboxes. ;-)

>>27320184
He’s saying /o/ is better because of that you dummy. Get in your shitbox and come back once you’re ready to earn a Lambo.

>>27320070
no lowballers, i know what i have

>>27317534
Don't care, buy GME, buy silver, GTKRWN

>>27320070
Pls buy Datsun Sir

>>27320216
That's exactly what I'm expecting. I really don't think enough people will have balls of steel gripped by diamond hands to not leave GME as a shitstock. Plus Im wondering if the hedgies will pull a trick out of their ass and somehow fuck over all of the shareholders.

>>27318063
It's RosmaNN you dweeb

>>27320448
Even if people hold like their lives depend on it, there will be funny business going down to prevent the squeeze from occurring.
The market depends on the establishment guys to win. That’s just the rules of the game at this point and that’s why they’re trying so hard to do whatever they can to keep it that way.
I don’t even blame them. If roles were reversed I know I’d pull every fucking stop out because at the least my career and at the most my life depended on it.

No matter what happens in the end I’m just glad I’m a part of it

>>27320548
Same difference faggot

>>27319194
Yeah just tell them why they are easy to pickout you lunk head. Lets make the shills better at their job. You brainlet. Your worse than a shill.

>>27320441
I'm stupid what does this mean? What's old Datsun have to do with anything?

>>27320736
I'm happy I'm even able to witness this shitshow. Even if the entire fucking market crashes because the financial system is built on a house of cards, I'll probably be ok? But I could still buy the fucking dip.

>>27320878
The other anons home board is /auto/
Just shilling a shitbox

>>27320878
It's a joke on /o/, people selling their old shitboxes on facebook marketplace for exorbitant prices when the car is worth god damn near nothing. Phrases like "I know what I got" or "No low-ballers" is an easy way to find a boomer clutching his pearls.

>>27320184
/o/ and /g/ are unironically the only non shitposty boards left. /k/ used to be 50/50 on good info and shitposting, but it's neither now and is mostly ATF honeypots and AR circlejerks.

>>27320346
That car doesn't look TOO bad for restoration work. Obviously its pretty beat to shit but I've seen worse. I'd need more pictures but it looks like the exterior needs a bit of sand blasting and paint to sort it out. $4k isn't half bad for a resto frame of that condition.

>DFV spends the whole day selling
>doesnt say shit
>comes out after market closes and announces he dumped
>normies just finished spending the whole day buying
>after market tanks the price
>normies panic sell on first bell, but noone left to buy
this is legitimately what will happen. Take any profit you made and sell first fuckin thing in the morning.

>>27321461
>$4k isn't half bad for a resto frame of that condition.
AHAHAHAHAHA so YOU're the kind of person who buys GME for $300

>>27321402
Fellow /g/ent what distro you using when making chad trades?

>>27318063
i hope robinhood is fucked after this at least
but that'll mean they are just the fall guy

>>27317534
Is that why they needed a 2.75b bailout lol?

>>27320866
>people have known for years
>thinking they will now somehow become 'better' shills

wew

>>27321703
>he thinks it was a bailout

>>27317534
so a big fat nothing burger coordinated at about the same time the following:
the take down of leddit
the take down of stock trading retail apps
after opening the limit to 1 share per retail goy
and this last one even works across many european brokers totally insane
but trust us goy we are fine

even if they manage to get out from their obligations and stick the bill on retail again
having made this move has shown the (((reality))) of the markets to many people and that is costing them far more than dollars
of to a defi future gentlemen then all the middlemen can chose the ditch to crawl in and die themselves

>>27318176
He's Italian

>>27321817
You just posted that in the OP you fucking mong.

>>27318176
a jew?? in the finance industry?? super sleuth over here, somebody get this anon a medal

>>27321894
oops uploaded wrong pic

>>27318176
no... louis rossman is based

>>27318466
this guy is so pathetic he gets off by LARPing as a kike. This vicarious fantasy is no better than boomers cheering on wars for Israel talking about "we'll" bomb you.

>>27322001
I guess this is a bit more rational than the "LE TOO THE MOON!! DIAMOND HANDS" redditor idiots. His point about Melvin being "down 50%" is especially important because no one except a retard could believe that a hedge fund could just lose 50% of its funds and not immediately shut down

>>27321699
According to the redditor robinhood wasn't able to keepup with the market, that's not the first time I head of that and that's what they had to stop the buys. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case especially with the flood of normies buying in. Regardless of everything else robinhood should still be punished for being incapable of doing what they're supposed to do.

guess we are going to see in a few hours. never selling because I don't use a meme exchange that will sell it without my consent (for the greater good)

>>27322113
because he gave up the jewery and focused on affordable board repair.

>>27322292
Yep. I saw the interview with the CEO lying through his teeth, insisting there was no liquidity issue and then explaining his massive liquidity issue.
An idiot like that shouldn't be in charge of anyone's money, this sort of thing needs to be specifically planned for

>Self professed hedgefund kike says to sell GME
All the more reason to hold

>>27319574
>There's no way 4chan gets enough traffic or more importantly attention to get paid shills
Anon I...

>>27322001
It doesnt matter if all shorts are from melvin, it doesn't matter who is shorting it at all. All that matters is it is shorted beyond 100 percent

>>27318176
What are the equivalent echo quotes for an Italian dude born in NY city? Look at his eyes man, he didn't get permanent eye-liner from Jewish ancestry.

>we leak false info to media all the time but I'm telling you the truth this time
>we're all laughing at this situation now sell your stocks NOW you stupid goy or else

>>27319984
/biz/ is probably the second most shill-infested board, with /pol/ being first if you include feds

>>27321201
Just wait for the estate sale and get it for $350 + auction fees

>>27321603
>AHAHAHAHAHA so YOU're the kind of person who buys GME for $300
Its a resto job, You know what you're getting into. This isn't buying some fucking beater for work, this is a decade long passion project that MIGHT break even if you're extremely lucky and sourced parts cheaply. There is still a chance of getting original parts for that car, though extremely unlikely.

>>27317713
Based AEnon

>>27321603
t. takes his 2017 Corolla to the dealer for oil changes

if hedgies arent quaking in boots why did they
1. restrict trading on multiple platforms
2. delist stocks on platforms
3. run a mass media smear campaign against these stocks
4.sink over 90 billion into stopping this

>>27321017
>>27321201
Sucks cause I got a shitty old Datsun I wish I could sell.

>>27322218
>His point about Melvin being "down 50%" is especially important because no one except a retard could believe that a hedge fund could just lose 50% of its funds and not immediately shut down
You obviously aren't old enough to remember the stupidity of the dot-com bubble or 2008 crash. A Hedge fund dumpinig 50% of their portfolio into something like GME is entirely possible. Hell, Martin Shkreli is in jail because he put 100% of his fund into some extremely risky play only for it to blow up and required him to do some illegal shit to recover funds.

>>27323163
And more importantly, why do they suddenly care about preventing you from losing money?

Fuck guise, I just got this in my secret Wall Street inbox...

>>27323342
fuck bros its over
dumping mine at open

>>27317534
He's at least somewhat right. Knows more than most other redditors, who were yelling that shorts expire lmao

>>27317534
yeah ive been kinda sensing something like this all along. any time you say anything that isnt HOLD GME LOL ROCKET ROCKET ROCKET you get downvoted or ignored.

>>27323770
>> you get downvoted or ignored
> hey goys dont be stupid redditor
> why are goys downvoting my posts on 4chan
every time

>>27320014
>2 years
>/o/
...

>>27318063
>Obligatory
The fuck you think this place has id's for. Unless you're VPN is fucking with you. This post is sus.

>>27323922
yep been in gme since $20 and literally kicking myself every day for not selling above $400 i just want one more chance. i might be entirely long but its already a fucking vertical line then blew through its ath like nothing.

>>27323973
its unironically how you can tell they're bots desperate to FUD as much people into selling when market opens in 6 hours

>>27323227
Shkreli is a retard who couldn’t even make a subtler play with his little pharmaceutical price hike. And while I don’t deny it can happen, I will say it doesn’t happen as easy as redditors like (you) think it does

>>27323988
thanks for revealing to everyone that you're either a larper or a paid melvin bot if you unironically believe that 4chan has downvoting

>>27324099
Downvoted

>>27324159
Upvoted

>some reddit larper who provides no source of their identity
versus
>actual, identifiable Wall Street investors publicly kvetching and pissing their pants on media and social media

>>27323227
Shkreli is a retard who couldn’t make a more subtle move with his price hike. And while I won’t deny that it could happen, I am saying it isn’t as likely as you are suggesting. This is nowhere near 2008 or dotcom levels. Not every time the stock market is in the news does the entire economy crash, everyone is just fucking bored.

>>27318466
Didn't think guy claim to be a securities fraud lawyer? Now he's saying he would happily commit securities fraud by lying to the media and the media would happily report it without evidence or a source.

The FUD is real. The Shoah is coming.

>>27317534
It's obvious this guy has no fucking idea what he's talking about. All these morons coming out of the woodwork right as the weekend rolls through. GEE, I wonder why.

>>27318466
Didn't the media only report on this AFTER people bought GME like crazy?

>>27317534
At this point I don't know for sure because there's so much clashing information. If you've done your research and are confident about your position, congrats to you I wish you well. But there is a saying that goes "bulls make money, bears make money, but pigs get slaughtered". I rode it all week and sold on Friday for decent gains. That's good enough for me.

>>27318466
I type like.....this. Because I'm actually....'retarded' - and autistic (a type of retardation).

This guy works giving blowjobs in hedges, not at a hedge fund.

I hath planted herbs in all mine fields, for this beeth fake and gay.

>>27318466
>Wall street dumping dozens of long positions to keep GME down
>"nah we don't actually care, lol. sell, please. for your own good we don't care one way or the other lmao."

>>27319403
He doesn't have a house, he mentions how the one house property he was interested and couldn't put in an offer as it increased in value when he was getting his assets in order or whatever. He has talked about his apartment that he's been renting since like 2011. He lives in NYC he's fucked for any housing where he's willing to travel from to his work location.

>>27318063
>Obligatory not OP.
newfaggot kike shill detected

>>27317713
lol

OP was confirmed shill by u/dessiato... Follow his posts

>>27325670
of course. who would spout "melvin was not short GME"? disregard shills, HOLD until $100k

However it would be really funny to hodl

>>27317534
Does it really matter if Melvin had zero shorts?
The shorts are still out there.

>>27324297
>>27323227
He got rights to some obscure treatment to some obscure life threatening disease, and instead of costing next to nothing after r&d and materials/labor like it should have, the insurance company made sure a single dose cost triple digits.

He made them eat the cost and passed it along to the people dying and he's sitting in jail for it.

>>27317534
Never selling

>>27324159
>>27324206
sideways voted

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/DKm7Szo

>>27326465
>waa waaa people on reddit are copy-pasting my posts
why do redditors care so much about "stealing" content? OC is meant to be shared

>>27317713
Cumshots are laminar tho

>>27323342
Are those Comic Sans characters? Kek

I'm not well informed on this particular shitshow but this guy is an absolute LARPer
he has no idea how to short something or that lending needs collateral and there are is a price where you get liquidated

this guy might get some redditors because they have literally never seen or done the actual process of buying futures

>>27321596
DFV has already carved out the chunk he truly cares about. Dunno how much he got out in liquid - 2m, 5m? either way I feel like he's going to just hold the rest for the sake of it

>>27317534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjtbQ8bivR0
alleged astroturf
no hard evidence either way
still gonna hold

>>27327025
He deleted over a year of posts

>>27321603
t. doesn't know the market price of a resto road runner

>>27321817
Needing billions for liquidity = a bailout you fucking moron

>>27327712
Well good on him on updating stuff that he post videos on.

>>27327712
HOLY SHIT

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?>
OP = LAMELLAR FLOW
OP = ASTROTURFER
OP = FAGGOT
FUCK YOU OP YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

>>27318390
>source: at hedge fund

>>27317713
Based and rheology pilled

>>27319665
This is way beyond reddit now. Redditors frightened by a little fud are going to have zero effect anymore.

What sort of voodoo juju do I have to participate in to get an Ortex account? It doesn't like my card.

>>27317534
This guy is a FUD shill. One of his posts references a kid remortgaging his parents house. Someone who is in a hedge fund and finance should probably be aware that a you can’t just remortgage your parents house lmao

>>27321461
no dents, just needs sanding, paint and interior. Not a bad deal. A shelby cobra in that condition would be 100k

>>27321603
that is a road runner retard. You obviously have no idea what the value of classical cars is or what that frame is >>27328638

>>27328594
Yes. He's beenm debunked >>27327712
OP is lamelir floe and is a piece of dog shit trying to bring us down. SAD!

>>27318362
It means the holocaust didn't happen but it should have

>>27318176
Rossman isn't a jew lol

>>27318063
This is top tier schizo posting.

>>27318362
It means he's a Jew aka the people that hold every seat of power in finance.

>tfw only have $100 in GME

feels comfy man

either I make a few thousand on it or I lose $100 and its no big deal

>>27317534
>>27318063
Two possibilities here:
1) he's a shitposter
2) he is actually in with a hedge fund, in which case he's fucking lying