/biz/ - Business & Finance

DUUUUUMP EEEEET

>dumping because elon said a thing
holy fuck this world sucks

WTF

Do I dump eet now?

OH NO NO NO NO NO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HE TRIED IT

I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED AND A FUCKING JOKE NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>27322562
This is what happens when you are investing in a meme. One dipshit says your meme is a bad joke and the whole thing craters for a bit.

DUMP DUMP DUMP ITS OVER BROS NOOO

>>27322490
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH SELL SELL SELL

Ships going down boys lmfao thanks elon

77.4k and I'm holding. Stop freaking out you faggots, there is more to rise than to fall.

ITS HOLDING. ITS RALLYING

>>27322612
Id wait until .01

HE CALLED IT POTENTIALLY THE CURRENCY OF THE FUTURE. HOOOOOOLD

.36

I JUST FUCKING REINVESTED. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL ME

BABAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA TO THE MOON GUYS BAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS

>>27322691
THIS
WHY ARE NORMIES SO FUCKING RETARDED AND SHORT SIGHTED HOLY FUUUCK

>>27322691
That was so obviously in jest that even pajeets got it

HOLY SHIT FIRST ELON STOLE MY GIRL AND NOW HE'S STEALING MY GAINS

>>27322490
HE SAID IT AND IT DUMPED
WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK THE EUROPOORS WHO’RE UP RIGHT NOW AND ARE DUMPING

>>27322490
Invested in .022

The panic alone is worth the dump. He could've very easily have just said what he said intentionally.

Never selling, real niggas buy now.

BOGGED YET AGAIN BOYS

fuck this im pulling out

MUSKED

>shamefur
So many weak fucking hands on /biz/

>>27322653
couldnt have said it better. he may still joke at the end and say 'buy doge' but its pretty safe to say its over

HOLD YOU AUTISTS

KEEP PUMPING YOU CRAZY FUCKS

Just like the SN8!

All you faggots had to do was Hodl

>>27322691
>literal
>LITERAL
cope

ELON TOLD THE TRUTH
It started as a joke and it's a meme coin
ALL TRUE
Now it is doing pretty well. He could of said etherium. He said bitcoin and he said DOGE.
Paperhands are gonna do paper hand shit

Wtf guys its going back up. Should i buy more now incase this blows up? Fuck i dont know

>>27322692
.037

This is going to bounce back up HARD.
Anyone who doesn't buy MORE is literally braindead.

I ONLY HAVE ONE HOUR LEFT TO SLEEP FUUUUUUCCKKKKKK

>>27322691
He was blatantly fucking with the market. If it goes down now, he'll bring it back up later but I feel like this was all to get people to invest.

WHY DID I LISTEN TO ALL OF YOU SHIZOS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

bought at 3.4c 3.6c and at 4c., holing now boys

Fuck India.

>>27322796
>he sold the dip

>>27322831
>>27322831
>>27322831
>>27322831
>>27322831
>>27322831
THIS YOU FAGS, CALM DOWN JESUS

>streamer has 13k viewers
>Elon says Doge is joke
>instantly drops to 8k viewers
Bro

>>27322760
please claire marry me

you had one job elon

SOMEONE PUMP IT

FUCK IT I JUST SOLD FUCK IT FUCK IT

FUCK IT MAAAAN FUCK IT

FUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT

FUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Dump it.

>>27322773

BASTARDS HE SAID ITS BOUND TO GO UP , IM GRABBING ANOTHER 12k BOYS WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TONGET LUCKY

LADS
HE CALLED IT A JOKE
ONLY DUMPED TO 0.037 FROM 0.042 BEFORE REBOUND
IT PASSED THE TEST

THIS WEEK CONFIRMED MOON MISSION

>smallest of dips
>people jump off board like literal faggots

holy FUCK

qrd on what elon said?

>>27322791
Yeah for real desu. I was looking at this and wishing I could invest more. I need another dip.

Its pumping again

>>27322908
>t.Paperhands
You deserve to be poor.

>>27322490
I just realized it's mostly dumping because BTC dumped, all altcoins are down, look at ETH, did the same thing
now i'm a little less worried

I thought you fags were holding for the Robinhood normies?

Elon said a bad thing, and he said a good thing, and then poo cut him off, it doesn't change anything.

>>27322831
This. We all know it started off as a joke coin. Him pointing that out and then complimenting it shouldn't make you panic

Why are you panicking when its still around where it was earlier today, not that bad of a dump unless you bought today's high

>>27322926
>He hasn't sold

ITS FUCKING BOOMING

>>27322933
he said doge is a joke

IT'S MOONING!

>investing what you can’t actually afford so that you have to sell right now or you’re financially fucked
NGMI. Just play the long game

WATCH THE REBOUND NIGGAS

what are you guys talking about, its pretty good gain in IDR

>>27322971
>he sold
I bet you also don't even lift

>>27322982
He's probably referencing the fact Doge was started as a proof of concept, and was a joke for many years.

>>27322982
and then he said potential future currency of earth

Musk can snort coke off my balls, doges about to rebound the FUCK past .05

the sheer amount of paperhanded faggotry happening in the last 90 seconds makes me wish humanity would get fucking eradicated. God you're all weak.

he said it's literally a meme currency/joke but then said it would be funny if it did become a legit thing

>>27322965
WHAT IF I DID

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

>>27322804
He even said right before that he needs to watch what he said because it could effect markets. He's disingenuous, but he isn't stupid. He just said what he said the way he said it VERY intentionally, probably so people he knows can buy the dip.
>inb4 cope
Nigger I have $40 in DOGE I stand to lose practically nothing, but nothing at Musk's level is done without purpose.

Thanks for stopping the drop

The fact that it's like pennies is a driving factor in why it is so useful. normies can fuck around with it and not care if the lose it.

When you drop a penny do you always pick it up?

THANK GOD I WASN'T ABLE TO SELL DUE TO THE BINANCE APP BEING FUCKY WE'RE COMING BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhxt7JJFYxo
mooooooon

>>27323060
You're dumb but will hopefully make a profit the next couple days

>>27322922
dubs confirm

im holding but i dont feel so good dogebros....

Dead cat bounce incoming

i'll have the last laugh when i make claire mine

>>27323053
for >>27322933
>>27323021 is coping

buy or not to buy

82K stack reporting in we got this bois

ATTENTION RETARDS:
YOU ARE HERE, QUIT PANICKING, CATCH THE NEXT PUMP AND THEN BUY DIPS. FOR FUCKS SAKE IT'S SO GOD DAMN EASY HOW DO YOU IDIOTS NOT GET IT.

>>27322998
This.

>>27322971
>he sold

>>27323087
>trying to sell

>>27322998
dead fish

Stable .04 baby.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

FUCKING ELON MUSK FUCKING SOUTH AFRICAN APARTHEID LOVING RICH KID FAGGOT REDDITOR FAGGOT FUCKING FAGGOT CUNT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

I INVESTED EVERY CENT IN MY BANK ACCOUNT INTO DOGECOIN AND ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHILL IT TO REDDITORS AND NORMALFAGS AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT

I INVESTED EVERY CENT IN MY BANK ACCOUNT INTO DOGECOIN AND ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHILL IT TO REDDITORS AND NORMALFAGS AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>27323045
kek

DAILY REMINDER FUDDERS ARE STILL IN THESE THREADS LMAO

THINK ABOUT IT

>all these <10k paperhands with sell orders at .038
Not everyone is cut out for the mission

Im buying the dip.

Don't care. Not selling

~4c new floor? I'M GONNA HOOOOOOOOLD!

>>27322995
This. I'm not selling, I'm not afraid to wait for greatness.

Elon Musk - "i like cryptocurrencies... occasionally i make jokes about doge coin and they are really just meant to be jokes.. doge coin is made as a joke, to make fun of cryptocurrencies obviously, but fate loves irony! And often the most ironic outcome is the most likely or the most entertaining outcome is often the most likely, and arguably the most entertaining outcome, the most ironic outcome would be that doge coin becomes the currency of Earth in the future. "

>>27323187
dont invest what you can't lose, enjoy holding those bags, retard.

Guys if it goes back to. 04 im dumping 5k into doge

>>27323187
What did you think would happen?

>>27323187

>>27323187
I LOVE SOUTH AFRICA

DIE ANTWOORD IS OUR THEME SONG NOW

ZEF SIDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lncIen1SQx0

>>27323154
ELON ENJOYING YOU FAGGOTS GIVING HIM A NICE DIP BEFORE HE SHOOTS IT TO THE MOON. DID YOU NOT NOTICE HIS ODD INCLUSIONS OF "PUMP IT" WHILE TALKING?

>>27323187
How much did you lose, please tell?

>>27323259
well it wil probably go back to .04 tonight

>>27323013
nah man it really is a joke. I was hoping for one last pump but the meme is no longer funny

>>27323213
$7k in, not selling until .25, and even then only half at most

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

>>27322490
please tell me this is going above 4c again

>>27323213
NGMI on Mars

>>27323213
They aren't chosen.

>>27323242
Ok this is good. Its medium prase with exposure

>>27323259
why not just dump now if you're confident enough in it to dump 5k at 4c

CONSOLIDATING. WHICH WAY IS IT GONNA BREAK OUT.

take a look at this nigga

>>27323317
BASED ELON

Stonks open in 5.5 hours
we'll hold doge
this week is gonna be yuge

>>27323298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdeizHM9OU
this should be our theme song obviously

>>27323358
literally read elon's quote above you brain dead rag

“I find that often times the most ironic or entertaining outcome is the most likely. And to me the most entertaining outcome would be Dogecoin becoming the global new earth currency.” - Elon 2021

HOW THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK PEOPLE READ THIS AND THINK IT IS A BAD THING?

PAPER HANDED FAGGOTS FUCKING HODL

>>27323242

up

>>27323259
why not buy below 4c when it's cheaper if you think it might go higher?

>>27323372
https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw

WE'RE RISING UP

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27323402
based diamond hands

>>27323246
At least I broke even but fuck I was set to make big stonks on this shit

>>27323277
I thought that maybe Elon could not be a cheating faggot like his faggot butt buddy Faf du Plessis but apparently expecting South Africans to not be fucking traitors is too much. Faggots, all of them.

>>27323298
fuck off saffer go suck de Kock

>>27323327
All my profits on it but managed to break even + spare change, just sold in time. Should've sold half an hour ago.

Don't worry lads, twitterfags are selectively quoting Musk to help our cause. The normies are eating it up. We're going to the moon. Hodl.

JIREN STANDING BY

BUY SILVER

>>27323317
>>27323405

I don't know whether this is inviting suckers to gamble at the casino or a freeing of the wageslaves. Whatever it is, it's fun.

>>27323423
because most people are spergs and autists who dont know how to read market signals and knee jerk react to everything because their smooth ass brains cant process too much sensory information at the same time

UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>27323421
then please put all your money in it right now and you can laugh at me from your privet jet. or much more likely the world will laugh at you for being an dumbass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Gt3H3a0Ck

I was going to sell but I've decided to wait for moon mode when the markets open

>>27323502
aw fuck now I'm gonna have to reinvest aren't I for fucks sake

>>27323423
>“I find that often times the most ironic or entertaining outcome is the most likely. And to me the most entertaining outcome would be Dogecoin becoming the global new earth currency.” - Elon 2021
NEAT

>>27323423
People heard “doge is a joke” and it was over from there. If he had started with a positive compliment it probably would’ve mooned

>>27322933
checked
Occasionally I make jokes about Dogecoin, um, but they are really just meant to be jokes. Um, Dogecoin was made as a joke to make fun of crypto currencies, obviously, um, but fate loves irony.

And often, the most ironic outcome is the most likely, or I like to say the most entertaining outcome is often most likely and arguably, the most entertaining outcome, and the most ironic outcome, would be that Dogecoin becomes the currency of Earth and the future.

>>27323358
Wait... Does this mean Doge is a serious currency now?

The past fucking days have made me LOL

Keep hands diamond tho and waiting for Twitter normies to get approved by sherrifofnottingham.com

>>27323510
BASED CHADREN

>>27323423
They will in a couple days when it is broken down into npc lingo.

SO WHAT DO GUYS?

>>27323544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlv672jqbtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlv672jqbtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlv672jqbtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlv672jqbtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlv672jqbtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlv672jqbtE

you had your chance to sell it at .049 earlier today

>>27323423
this is actually a great shill doe DOGE, why the fuck did it dump

>>27323592
>always has been

>>27323586
elon doesn't want to influence markets so directly, it's risky liability both legally and clout wise

>>27323423
ATTENTION
ELON GAVE HUMANITY A MISSION
BRING DOGECOIN TO THE MOON AND MAKE IT OUR FUTURE

>>27323644
Checked, Digits confirm, Doge is the future currency of earth.

>>27323489
Lmao the inability of people to just be patient and not panic never ceases to amaze me. Like a herd of lemmings off a fucking cliff.

>>27323510
Based. I'll see ya on the moon, universe 11!

>>27323617
HOLD YOU ABSOLUTE MONG
HARDEN THOSE HANDS

>>27323631
>selling before the RH fags can buy again
peak retard

UUUahhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27323502
I lost 3k on the first dump.

>>27323187
>>27323502
>>27323571
Good thing I only invested $12.50 in total lmao. Perks of being a centrelink fag

What to do with my $12.94 now lads?

>>27323633
because autists with paper hands have no way of processing subtext, their brains can't read anything that isnt taped to their eyeballs

>>27323633
it only takes 1 retarded whale to dump this fucking coin

>>27323633
typical buy the rumor sell the news

>>27323633
Because people are panicky retards, only heard the word “joke”, and freaked the fuck out.

FUCK I GOT SCARED AND SWAPPED SHOULD I SWAP BACK? AAAAAA

we're almost evened out.
it will be ok.

>>27323708
Buy doge.

>>27323617
hold, it's climbing back up
from TA standpoint this is very strong backtest of old resistance for support

>>27323697
Hahaha that feel when I sold at 398 and rebought at 367

>>27323731
anyone retarded enough to wale DOGE is smart enough to know that they should HODL

>>27323617
BUY THE FUCKING DIP AND HOLD THE LINE!!!

>>27323697
i've been as far down as $4k, just hold my dude, it'll come back

Imagine have such soft paper hands. I've been holding since day 1 of this rollercoaster and didn't sell when it was at 8 cents. Keep strong you pussies!

>>27323753
yes dumbass

>>27323633
Because idiots with limits dumped as soon as they heard the word, but LOOK AT THIS FUCKING IMMEDIATE RALLY AS PEOPLE LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAID

Bought at .0183 so I'm buckled the fuck in.

>ALMOST BACK AT 4

HAHA YOU PAPERHANDED NIGGERS

>>27323633
Because people are fucking insane?

>>27323753
This is why you’re poor

Doge lives at .04

Elon stated Doge was a joke and Ironic .
Elon then stated the most Ironic or Funny outcome is the most likely .
Elon then stated it would be ironic if Doge became a currency of the future .

Doge confirmed

im just laughing at these paper handed faggots. absolutely incredible

UP UNTIL WHAT DO WE HOLD?? THE MOON

ITS GETTING BETTER

>>27323827
*having

Goddamn I feel like a 'tard

>>27323851
I sold at .04 and bought back at .038

>>27323831
dude said it was a joke and if it became a real currency it would be the ultimate irony. whats so hard to understand about that?

VERY good from TA point of view, old resistance is now a support, this is a great entry for swing traders to long

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN

>>27323708
>>27323768
>>27323753
LADS DO I BUY BACK IN?

tell me anon, did you buy the dip?

https://twitter.com/BudClearance/status/1356136713857462272?s=20

Happening

>bought doge at .041
>immediately dips
At least it was only $25 worth, r-right? Someone talk me out of buying another $50 worth.

>>27323958
YES you fool

"Fate loves irony" - Musk

How the fuck did normies panic at this.
Normies are literally braindead.

>>27323958
>>27323941
IF YOU CANT READ THIS GRAPH AND UNDERSTAND IT THERES NO HOPE.

YES. BUY IN YOU FUCKING IDIOT

BACK FROM THE DEATH MOTHERFUCKERS

>>27323942
LYLE TURN ON THE TV THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

embrace the memecoin bros

I should have bought XRP.

>>27323985
buy more you mong

>>27323968
wow, 4 likes? This shit is about to moon bros

>>27323942
why?

>>27323991
ARE YOU FUCKING SURE

>>27323985
i just bought 400 dollars worth of it at 4cetns but its gonna pump and moon anyway. DO IT BUY

>>27323942
CNN is still on at this hour?
>t. millennial who doesn't watch cable

>>27323958
Ask yourself if you can handle the heat to begin with. Hotdoge burns paper.

>>27323985
Buy more, moron

Going to sleep and you better not let it collapse while I am

>>27323958
YES YOU STUPID NIGGER, WAIT UNTIL A DIP AND BUY BACK! PROBLEM IS 4c MIGHT BE THE NEW FLOOR SO THERE MIGHT NOT BE ANOTHER CHANCE AFTER THIS, LAD!

>>27324005
I DONT UNDERSTAND IT DO I FUCKING BUY OR NOT I HAVE 60 SECONDS TO DECIDE I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO INVEST IN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>27322490
You guys are fucking retarded shills. Stop being wet napkin handed faggots and hold. It's on the up. Jesus christ

>>27324002
I personally panicked at everyone panicking, I was still selling at a profit so it didn't matter but thankfully I didn't once I saw it coming back up.

fuck it. i'm riding this fucker all the way to the moon or all the way to the ground.
it's not about the destination. it's about the good times you had and frens you met along the way

WE'RE BACK BROS

>>27324119
PREDICITVE MODELS INDICATE LONG TERM BULLING, MEANING UPWARD TREND, GET IN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>27324005
this is called break hook and go
after breaking out traders wait for confirmation that what was once resistance became support, it's called backtest
DOGE just completed the "hook" portion of the breakout pattern which is where traders see the confirmation and can now open longs
this is very strong from TA point of view even though we're looking at small timescale (15m chart), DOGE moves fast so that's fine imo

>>27324119
DONT UNDERSTAD? GOOD. BUY MORE

>>27324046
100%

>>27324134
based

>>27324094
Set a stop limit sell just in case

>>27324119
FUCKING DO IT YOU STUPID NIGGER!

bears don't seem to be able to fuck with DOGE
ALL BULLDOGE

>>27323402
What price do you intend on holding out for?

>>27324055
>>27324088
>>27324021
I am a simpleton NEET with little money, please be patient. I've got a whopping $75 to play with, just trying to see if I can live the dream.

>>27324134
We're living in historical times brother. The money isn't important, it's being a part of it all.

>>27322562
Eh, RH trading still went live after midnight as we speak
This holds promise for one more pump from normies to fomo in who weren't paying attention to Elon and one last moment to dump on them
Setting a sell order for .05 and going to bed

There's two options:

This goes to the moon.
This dumps below a mexican cent

There is no in between. And I am not fucking selling.

>>27324169
>>27324174
>>27324179
>>27324197
I just put in 5 bucks, do I put in the rest of my savings for $13 in total? I don't get my centrelink for another week

Elon Musk - "i like cryptocurrencies... occasionally i make jokes about doge coin and they are really just meant to be jokes.. doge coin is made as a joke, to make fun of cryptocurrencies obviously, but fate loves irony! And often the most ironic outcome is the most likely or the most entertaining outcome is often the most likely, and arguably the most entertaining outcome, the most ironic outcome would be that doge coin becomes the currency of Earth in the future. "

READY THE BULLDOGERS BOYS, STRAP EM WITH ROCKETS WE GUNNA PLOW THROUGH THE MOON

Guys.... the normies on twitter are going rabid over doge. They're all excited for the coming days for when Robinhood will allow them to finally buy it up. The meme hammer is ready to crash down tomorrow... The question is, once it pumps again, when should I dump? Will the normies really take it to 10 cents?

CLICKBAITS AND NEWS SOURCES WILL SPIN THIS AS A POSITIVE, EXPECT DOGE TO BLOW UP TOMORROW

>>27324235
As a fellow poorfag, definitely buy, but maybe wait for a dip if you feel worried. But still do buy at some point if it goes down

Well, boys. That was quite the scare. I think this means we've proven our mettle and our worthiness. Now, we go to the moon!

>>27324269
paper hands spotted

>>27324255
Only invest what you wont miss.

>>27324255
is this a joke?

WHY IS IT CRASHING AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK

>>27322490
dumping and buying back the dip i guess

I don’t know what’s funnier, it dumping because of what Elon said, or the people who sold at the dip

HOLY FUCK WE'RE BACK BROS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>27324300
I already bought, so I guess I'm riding this one way or another. Here's to hoping, fellow poorfag.

>>27324172
My favorite part of this is how fucking fast you see all these weeks-long patterns manifest in memecoins. Even with all these paperhanded NPCs with sell orders at 0.04, the doge refuses to be held down. It’s all but confirmed for an actual long pump.
>mfw bought in at 0.28 and that seems like an awful good price suddenly

>>27324269
Pure papery

>>27324356
NATURAL MOVEMENTS OF ANY COIN YOU BRAINFUCK

>>27324333
Nice trips

Also no. Cenno doesnt pay enough, I need to YOLO every cent.

>>27324269
I set my sell limit to .05
Thinking I'll be awake in time to buy back in if it shows promise to pump any more than that in the morning

>>27324255
just go lift some silver from cashies or something bro

>>27324373
people selling at the bottom is always making me kek lol

>>27324385
satoshi testing us .

He's shitting on Nolan, nice

it's over

>>27323985
>At least it was only $25 worth, r-right?

What the fuck is even the point you thirdworld faggot

>>27324405
I was trying to buy back in at 0.27 and the doge simply refused to go down to that level for the longest time. That might be the new floor.

>>27324420
Local cenno has nothing but leaf blowers, mountain bikes, $100 guitars and PS3 games

I don't think alot of cunts are realizing the serious potential of dogecoin, its fucking backed by the love of the internet, that sounds pretty gay but its true

>>27324417
put sell limit to 10cents

"My final words... buy DOGE coin"

HOLY FUCK BROS HERE IT COMES

>>27324417
Math autist earlier said .065. but .05 is still safu

$5 USD EOM

I bought in at .0199 and have 200 shares, how much more do I need to make a massive profit? Now that I know this is the real deal I want to buy in more.

>>27324530
God don't make me edge more

>>27324512
did he say that?

That indian girl has very good english, i'm impressed.
She sounds hot, too.

>>27324540
>shares

Elon Musk - "i like cryptocurrencies... occasionally i make jokes about doge coin and they are really just meant to be jokes.. doge coin is made as a joke, to make fun of cryptocurrencies obviously, but fate loves irony! And often the most ironic outcome is the most likely or the most entertaining outcome is often the most likely, and arguably the most entertaining outcome, the most ironic outcome would be that doge coin becomes the currency of Earth in the future. "

>>27324583
no

>>27324512
we have made it brothers

>>27324601
its over

>>27324583
He would immediately be accused of market manipulation

>>27324501
Eh, fine but if I wake up and see that this shit crashed below .03 again I'm gonna be pissed

>>27324540
They are coins not shares you monumental normie faggot

>>27324476
.022 was on of the deepest dips and I bought it there on a whim. I didn't realize how low it was until I promised to buy more for the same price but never could.

>>27324601
I just got into this crypto shit last week, what fucking do?

Lies and deflections from Vlad .

>HE FUCKING SOLD

>>27324540
>200
Dont be a pussy. I have 15000 "shares"... when the pump happens, you will not regret the exponential gains

>>27324639
go for 6cents bro

vlad running damage control can only be good for us

ARE WE GONNA MAKE IT BROS?

i cant wait to sell and be done with shitcoins forever

THE DOGE RISES

>>27324639
buy the dips you sperg

>>27324678
I bought at .024 before it started going nuts a couple days ago so you'll probably be in the green unless it plummets hardcore. Unless the worst happens, I honestly can't see dogecoin going below 2 cents now

WHO IS THIS VLAD FAGGOT

MY FELLOW DOGE OF UNIVERSE 11

HOLD

>>27323985
Why the fuck do you babies cry about so little money

>>27324540
>Profit (P) = ( (CP * NC) - SF ) - ( (BP * NC) + BF )

NC is the number of coins,
CP is the selling price per coin,
BP is the buying price per coin,
SF is the selling transaction fee,
BF is the buying transaction fee.

>0.39
holy shit that was some damn good recovery

THIS ROBINHOOD FUCKER

Tell me lies Vlad, tell me sweet little lies

peak will be during wednesday. sell on wednesday or kiss your gains goodbye

>>27324777
CEO of RobbingHood who sold out to Wall Street pricks

>>27324484
shit ay. well i just sent kiwi bob down to sell a carload of car stereos to some wog out in wagga, anyway he shows up knocks on the door, the wogs out back hanging a shit and doesnt hear him. Kiwi bob the dumb fuck thinks he isnt there so he drives the whole load back here. you dont need a car stereo do you?

ROBINHOOD CEO SPEAKS
ROBINHOOD CEO SPEAKS
ROBINHOOD CEO SPEAKS

https://youtu.be/NIb-flPEG7M
https://youtu.be/NIb-flPEG7M

more plz :)

>>27322672
Lmao ok, thanks for the dip.

>>27324814
>78 coins
Why even fucking bother? Buy more, pussy

https://youtu.be/sgT0Udu5FJY

>>27324854
what is this based on faggot

>>27324919
It's 78000 coins

>>27324935
just trust me

>>27324889
>>27324855
He sounds drunk

dang... none of the sell orders i placed before i went to bed for 0.05 went through so that means we never got above 0.04 that sucks
and at the same time since the current value is like 0.038 it doesn't make sense for me to buy back in with he chunk i sold at 0.04
so no PEAK .. and no DIP... god damn it,.. don't tell me doge is going stable? that would be a nightmare since nobody could make money anymore by buying low and selling high

>>27324777
The faggot who has my money and stole from me , made two of my orders at ..07 instead of .04 and .05

>>27324980
we all are

>>27322672
I bought back in at 0.37 :)

>d-diamond hands dogebros!!!

It’s fucking crashing you absolute faggots

>>27324253
My bet is that it does both

>>27324975
Eurofags use a decimal for 4 digit numbers?

>>27324975
High 70k gang

holy shit even 5 years old can tell this faggot is a liar

Elon Musk - "i like cryptocurrencies... occasionally i make jokes about doge coin and they are really just meant to be jokes.. doge coin is made as a joke, to make fun of cryptocurrencies obviously, but fate loves irony! And often the most ironic outcome is the most likely or the most entertaining outcome is often the most likely, and arguably the most entertaining outcome, the most ironic outcome would be that doge coin becomes the currency of Earth in the future. "

>>27325032
YOU WILL NOT GET MY BAGS SCHLOMO

>>27323367
it's going over 4c again

>>27325032
Shut up, loser

>>27324986
Doge is not going to be stable at all tomorrow

>>27325032
it's literally not

>>27325032
I think it will reach 0.042 one last time before crashing back down to 0.02

Sold half my doge, set my limit for half of whats left @ 0.042

Bought my doge at 0.002 so I'm comfy having made that profit frens, see you on the other side

>>27325143
kys

>>27325032
looks to be a new floor .

I'm so close to selling what's the point it won't go to 0.08 again

>>27325143
this person will kill themselves in 1 years time. RIP

>>27324986

but you can make money like leddit faggots if you buy high sell low

>>27325032
a bit late to the party faggot, ain't dropping no more

>>27325143
You nigger tell me what you are buying next

God i just want this to end

>>27324540
>shares
would say NGMI, but doesn't even matter. Buy 300,000 more, wait for $0.01 pump = cash out $3K on those...not doing the math on the 200 you already own, not worth the time.

>>27325184
its DROPPING

>>27325188
führer dubs confirms

>>27325119
i sure as fuck hope so
in order for me to make big bags i need for it ti keep jumping up at down so i can keep selling and buying back in
OR the alternative is for it to moon like crazy where i don't have to do anything and my current bag of coins will simply shoot up in value, but i doubt that will happen
i plan to unload 40% of my bag during the incoming robinhood peak just in case this will be a last one we see for a while

>>27325220
It's almost over... this will be the week where if anything happens, it'll have happened

>>27322490
BROS I THINK WE'RE BACK
DIAMOND HANDS

>>27325184
HODL! This is only just the beginning!

>>27324385
This is the reason why wsb keeps running circles around our broke asses.

They get comfortable with losses, biz is just autistic NEETS with some christmas money nana gave them.

The lowest we went was 0.0346 we're FINE

new thread when?

>>27325273
when is that RH peak coming?

>>27324977
Why should I trust you?

>>27325074
the best part about this quote is that, the media will spin this as positive.

>>27325057
He use decimal for 4 digit and , for fractions
So
1,000,000.00 would be
1.000.000,00 in European

>>27324975

what the fuck kind of pajeet retardation is that numerical format

https://youtu.be/mRVTD-o1hJA

Markets will open up on Monday and Doge will pump a little with them before the market tanks around midday. You heard it here first.

>>27325143
>@ 0.042
fucking meme sellers stopping us from getting above 4.2c

>>27325297

>>27325408
>market tanks around midday
Elaborate why.

Vlad's spaghetti can barely be contained within his fanny pack

>>27325310
Wsbs diamond hand meme is what generates their ridiculous loss porn posts

guys can I just hold and afk until shit opens in USA?

NEW THREAD WHEN NEW THREAD WHEN NEW THREAD WHEN NEW THREAD WHEN

WHERE IS JIREN COIN?

>>27325465
Not that guy, but I think if shit truly does pump tomorrow, it'll fuel the confidence of enough normies to keep buying in and might last another few days.

is this musk shitting on vlad from robinhood? holy fuck

>>27325593
I'll start pumping into Jiren coin right away

>>27325605
>>27325605
>>27325605

Phone baking is hard shut up

>>27325385
That's retarded

someone call me if its gonna pump
im going to bed

>>27325237
If shit goes right with my other trades I'll try that. Thanks mate.

>>27325634
he's totally shitting on him

>>27325634
to what degree are you beholden to Citadel???

yeeew we pump naow

>>27325593

holy shit listening elon bust's autistic attacks rail into vlad's butthole was the ments of the week. dude had zero idea that he was going to be having this conversation

>>27325878
he'll be in jail this time next week

>>27323615
Anybody that bought any crypto for higher than the price of Dogecoin is proof that dogecoin will be bought at those prices too. Normies dont look at volume/marketcap or inflation rate. You are in midwit hell and you dont know it.

THEY JUST DROPPED ANOTHER 3 MILLION AT $4.01 AND THE PRICE IS STILL HOLDING

You retards actually unironically believe this is going to $1?

>>27325465

Silver will start strong but begin to fall. GME and AMC remaining strong/decent (but not mooning) will steal silver squeeze thunder. USD will push up a little and markets will move down with crypto following. Not talking a big crash or anything. Doge could still move up with other cryptos falling depending on how much gas is in the meme. I will just be waiting and reading the mood in the morning.

>>27325984
nope. i'm aiming for 0.056

>>27325984
If btc can do it, doge can do it
Hell it might even be the one that flips btc, going to $30,000 while btc crashes to $0.038

>>27324639
Europoors can do nothing but sell, do not get your hopes up

>>27326096
the guy holding the most amount of doge in the world right now (4 billion) would literally be the richest person on earth if that were to happen.

>>27325387
Everybody in continental Europe writes that way
It's Britbongs who started doing it the other way round for no reason

I had a limit sell at .045 bc shills convinced me its worthless and I have paper hands, but I want to get back in. Fucking RH wont let me reinvest what I sold though.