/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27473224
That's actually pretty funny and a good lesson

He also pumped DOGE.

>>27473448
and Bitcoin, then got out with huge withdraws right before laughing his way off twitter. Keying teslas on sight

>>27473224
I should of believed what Azealia Banks said about Elon & Grimes. They're shitty people.

Fuck Elon and his gremlin faced girlfriend.

Feels like that scene near the end of Batman Returns when all the Penguin's goons slink away.

>>27473566
you americans disgust me

>>27473640
Kys right away. Stop breathing the same air i do.

>>27473224
for some reason retards think hes on their side. little do they know or even care that he's be jewing them this whole time

>>27473224
and doge pump and dump. stop listening to billionaires

>>27473713
No, keep crying though.

>idols will speak and move about

>>27473224
because he's launching a rocket today, he's a busy guy

>>27473224
How long till bitcoin betray?

>>27473224
He just wanted to give normies some tendies but the richman didnt want that

>>27473713
faggot

>>27473876
>the bear will leave its cave forever
POMP EEEETT

thats actually hilarious
how many are going to wash their hands this week?

>>27473566
>Azealia
What horrible person names their kid like this?

>>27473224
lol

>>27473566
You are a pathetic cuck celeb worshipping faggot

>falling for a r*ddit pump and dump co-opted by such clout chasers as Musk, Cuban, Chamath, and AOC
This is who you got in bed with.

>>27473224
WOW ANOTHER TWEET! THAT'S OKAY ELON BUT I'LL MISS YOU!

>>27473950
that means a bull run turns into a bear run that lasts forever
everything will crash

>>27473224
lmao, his kike lawyer told him to shut up

>>27473224
He's going into hiding because he knows what's going to happen this week. Hedge funds and banks will lose 100 billion dollars and they'll be looking for a scapegoat, and elon has named them on multiple occasions

>>27473224
lol he can pump shit by literally making a "joke" and sheep buy it so he can exit at 1000%+ and go silent

I was thinking about this yesterday actually. He's genuinely retarded. I think people assume he's smart because of the autistic way he talkd

Always post link with screenshot.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1356524205374918659

>>27473224
He was literally on the WSB discord yesterday lmfao.

>>27473224
>retarded fags get dumped on by their billionaire "bro"
Don't see a problem there.

>>27473544
>Keying teslas on sight
based

>>27474052
This. GME will be the only currency

https://rumble.com/vcrrlv-welcome-to-the-rice-fields-.html

It was a good investment unitl friday 1/29 when the option contract expired
Stocks are 4 Dimensional, retards

>>27473224
>be elon
>hold giant bags of DOGE and GME
>notice public intrest in crypto and stocks is very high
>shill gme, then sell to the retards he hyped up
>shill DOGE, then sells to the retards he hyped up

I wonder how much money he made off those tweets

>>27473544
keyed

>>27474060
he would go to prison if he did that unless he bought those shares really lowkey through a friend no one knows exists

>>27474262
Why does he want to get richer?

>>27474068
He's literally not retarded and knows exactly what he's doing and what he talks about.

>>27474324
move out of your parents house please

>>27473640
point and laugh at the fantasy faggot

>>27473224
Probably his lawyers.

>>27474324
billionaires only can become billionaires with an autistic obsessions for numbers.

Look at Bezos. he gave away 40 billion. Still was the richest person and still did everything he could to make it increase rather than get some PR by improving work conditions and what.

>>27474344
“But you got a normal sized pussy not a big nigger hole, if he ain’t 14 inches I ain’t gonna feel if hun”

>>27473896
Someone find it and lit a big AMC logo on the side.

>>27473224
3 more days

>>27474344
>>27474420
This is great. I can't stand the man, good cars but an absolute clown of a businessman. Ruining his cult followers lives with pnd's is funny I guess.
Also its funny how wypipo have to do investigative work over dick sizes, with us black bvlls they know it's always big baby, no pics/pills needed

>>27474344
>>27474420
What the fuck are these two retarded women talking about? How can women who are around rich autistic billionaires still manage to be so fucking stupid?

>>27474799
Reasonable attractive girls don’t need to be smart. They have one job, don’t get fat. Everything else is just flair.

>>27474780
God i hope so, i'm getting a bit anxious her. Is financhill a worthy source?

>>27474799
no idea

Basically Azelia Banks went to Los Angeles to work on an album with Grimes, and then Grimes didn't show up but allowed her to stay in Elon Musk's house for 3-4 days until they came back

Azelia then said Grimes tried to get her to have a threesome with Elon and how Grimes wanted to use her as a surrogate or something for having a baby since she had a hard time with IVF and wasn't sure if she could get pregnant.

Than after Azelia got home she uploaded all these images of convos she had with Grimes and was pissed off about everything.

>>27473566
>Grimes
What the fuck kind of a name is that? It sounds like a turd with the consistency of peanut butter being smeared around a hairy asshole

>>27473448
That was based tho

>>27473876
>An island drifts away
Brexit.
>A rock will stand on seven hills
Monoliths

>>27473224
No, he's just busy. Listen to his interview on Clubhouse the other night. His days are back to back interviews, a "constant torrent of information"; here's the clip that starts at 53:37
https://youtu.be/Am_tyoqF2rk?t=3217

>>27475437
His days are back to back interviews
I meant to say back to back meetings

Yeah man the only people ya oughta worship is ya own self and ya'll parents

>>27473841
And CD Projekt pnd.

>>27475177
Transition, nigger nobody tried to get 5 mins of fame

>>27473224
The stock market when played like this is a zero-sum game. The useful idiots took down a bunch of billionaire anti-white racists. In the end most of them were going to lose their money. Makes sense

I was seeing people on twitter messaging elon saying shit like "SAVE US" "BUY THE DIP", they actually believe elon should buy 100 million in GME.

>>27474265
Your shitty forced meme will never stick, you raging homosexual

>>27475264
You pretty much described her music too kek

>>27473224
>now he goes into hiding when it crashes
he didn't? he spoke with vlad the ceo of robinhood the other day

>>27475437
you expect me to believe he has back to back interviews? guy just dictates shit to people to get it done just like most billionaires.

>>27474265
holy fuck I left /v/ because of this shitty meme. please don't bring it here

>>27473566
"Should of"

>>27473544
Keyed

>>27474324
because Tesla is overvalued as fuck

>>27473224
>Guy tweets "gamestonk" for lulz
>This is enough to convince millions of people to invest and blame him for losses afterwards
This dude just memed like we do and people took it as a sign to invest. People are so fucking dumb holy shit I give up on this stock market. Your entire data analysis is worth shit because some retard can tweet and change your data entirely.
No wonder Melvin's are angry.

>>27474344
Do Americans really?

>>27473566
>should of
>azealiea banks

Yeah you can't make this shit up. How do room temp iq people find themselves here?

It went from $80-$100 up to a high of $500 after he tweeted which caused millions to buy it up and overprice it.

People assumed he was going to put billions into the stock or buy the business or something.

The stock was $80-$100 before Elon tweeted so I imagine that is where it will go down too.

>>27473994
>>27475863
>>27477965
Azealia is based you tranny faggots

>>27474420
So you can be the richest man in the world but you aren't able to find a women relatively good looking with a working brain? I thought Elon would value IQ/intelligence over looks but it seems like I was wrong.

>>27474780
3 more days until its back at 3$ per share

>>27478237
He left his first wife because she had a miscarriage.
He left his 2nd girlfriend because she couldn't get pregnant.
He'll dump Grimes soon for someone younger/hotter most likely.

>>27473224
NO, HE ONE OF THEM! A DEVIL!
https://youtu.be/b1ZfavhKEhw?t=52

>>27478237
turns out hes a retard like everyone else

>>27473224
Elon manager here. He said gamestonk not gamestop. Delete this slander immediately

>>27473224
His goal is complete. He's has scared shorts from the market so he can protect his own ponzi stock.

>>27475389
those weren't monoliths they weren't even made of stone

>>27473224
Elon Musk is the John McAfee of this cycle's bull run

>>27474780
3 more days until it's $5 a share?

>>27473566
>google literally who azealia banks
>first story "azealia banks denies she ate her cat and she owns a childs skull".
Mkay.

>>27478714
>He thinks monoliths are solely comprised of stone.
Wow what a complete smoothbrain.

IT'S OVER.
>Starlink was never my friend
> -Dana White

>>27473224
He's probably going away for a while if you know what I mean

>>27478474
That is quite kino, thanks

>>27474420
why did elon choose such a dumb peice of shit for a mate?

>>27475377
>>r/dogecoin

>>27478207
that is hella based

>>27473976
Ms Banks?

>>27479071

>>27478957
mono=1
lith=stone
rail=rail

>>27478207
nigger
based
pick one faggot

>>27473224
it hasnt crashed retard

i love how you faggots still dont understand whats going on and think this is one of your little pajeet shitcoin pump and dumps

>>27474301
Um. Maybe his wife will buy?

TSLA is almost as big of a bubble as GME

>>27474324
He wants cash nigga. His valuation is tied up in his shares in tsla. With cash he can fund spacex without cashing in his shares .

>>27479444

Go back already. And take your trips with you.

god damn this all ordeal was a life lesson for me
lost $300, which is fine im not actually short on money i make 60k in europe as a wagie

STILL I HATE TO LOSE MONEY! EVEN IF ITS JUST $1!

LESSON
LEARNED

He got people into DOGE too lol

>>27478401
What? He left his 1st wife because he was bored of her and she was old. He wanted someone young. Nigga had 3 children with his 1st wife.

>>27480043
how new are you again

>>27479694
I suggest dumping tesla before 2027

>>27473224
did you think everyone telling you to pump GME had YOUR best interests at heart or someone elses?

>>27479435
Read the words, small wrists.

>>27480174
pretty new, been on /pol/ and /g/ for years, but first time on /biz/
>go back
im going yeah, this was a lesson for me.

>>27473960
Chamath has "donated his profits to charity".

He tweeted LETS FUCKINGGGG GOOOOO then 7 hours later quietly sold off his position, and only announced that much later.

Still getting his dick sucked by reddit and twitter though.

Fuck elon musk and fuck tesla
Most manipulated stock in history

Hey richest man in the world, when you gonna pay back the american people for all those government subsidies that let you achieve that title?
Never? Cool...

Keying tesla's on sight

>>27473224
You can sell to me.
Why can't I short if all these bots are selling?

>>27478237
Elon's biggest flaw is his choice in women. I don't really hold that against him. It reassures me thats he's actually human and not some synth like Zuckerborg

>>27478833
She had two good songs (212 and liquourice) and is a massive lunatic.

>>27473876
>Three brances will become one
Not sure but something with companies?
>Island drift away
Brexit
>Killing bolt
No idea
>Star will gorge itself on clay
No idea, maybe reduction of sunlight as the sun moves in the next solar minimum?
>Idols will move
Pretty obvious with Elon and other celebs
>Black flag on the dome
Again no idea
>Belly of the dragon drips water
China having floods
>Two voices
No idea
>Rock on seven hills
That monolith that moves? Was in US then in Romania
>Ravens will starve
Tower of London ravens basically die due to food shortages that will plague UK
>Bear will leave the cave
Russia or either the markets
>Rod and ring
WHO Organisation

He is the world's richest man for reason.

>>27473544
Keyed

>>27473224
fells good to be in NOK instead

>>27474420
I knew it. Elon is with Grimes because of drugs. He had a threesome with Amber heard and Cara delavigne, then comes this weird lady with dmt and weed, the last experience he never had

>>27474420
What the fuck? This is painful to read through..

>>27480893
Because he manipulated his stock price and financial statements, and reddit soi faggots all signed up for his cult

>>27473224
dudes a total drug addict degenerate look at the fucking mother of his new born

>>27475728
simian paws typed this post

>>27473224
the silver price is kicking his ass. Tesla and spaceX both need silver for manufacturing

>>27473224
>diamond mine daddy leads goyims into a trap while lmaoing his ass at his private island
You goyims never learn. You can't live without a messiah, you are literally craving someone to be above you. And they always use your weakness to exploit you.

Amazing that you clowns don't realise he's working your ass for financial gain

Go outside and count teslas. You will see one out of maybe every 100 cars. And yet this company is valued higher than every other car company combined

>>27473224
I like elon. Hopefully he figures out neuralink. You people need to be controlled and silenced. Seriously. AI is better than your children.

>>27478207
This bitch eats chickens alive, please do not take her even unironically serious

the nosepeople visited him "touched him", and he's chilling/protecting his family now

>>27482743
Fuck you. I hope the Jews pull the plug on you useless trash.

Who do you guys think helped the jokes get their money back? He even tweeted saying he would help get their money back

>>27473566
Hahhhaha do mutts really?

>>27482648
Going to have to agree with anon on this one, I loved Tay more than I loved my own children

>>27478207
I mean top right is obv correct
does that mean rest of it is correct?

>>27473224
We love making him richer. He shorted the peak

>>27473224
And, y'know, TSLA, the Mother of Bubbles. This is just the warm-up act.

>>27473224
what a narcissist

>>27478833
She sounds based as all fuck. Also 212 was great.

>>27473224
He didn't know that the brokerages would act in bad faith to defend the hedge funds. What happened with the one sided buy limitations is new.

>>27473544
they got cameras bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhbIdlsUs10

>>27478207
didn't she dig up her dead cat and eat it while streaming?

>>27478207
100% this bitch holds XRP

>>27473224
He's a false prophet and he knows it

Fucking KEK

>>27473876
I like that these are just vague enough that you can apply them to whatever situation you want with enough stretching of logic

>>27473448
AT THE FUCKING TOP

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>27473642
(Canadian)

>>27480863
I believe the Star refers to Israel, since their flag is the star of David

>>27482007
Yes. Also known as being smart. That's how the game is played.

>>27473224
This is the smartest move. Hype on the rise and hide on the low, He's a billionaire he knows what to do better than you or me.

>>27473544
>Keying teslas on sight
goys dont do this, teslas will photograph you if you get too close

>>27473224
Microstrategy.

>>27473224
Wow this is just like in avengers when captain america left all the bankrupt retards alone to fuck his girlfriend and do coke instead. EPIC!!!!!!!

it's genius he literally bought low and sold high

>>27478237
grimes is high iq, it's masked by the fact that she's also a woman

I own a Tesla and regret it. Will be selling it by the end of the year.

The autopilot isn't as good as it is sold and I've almost crashed a dozen times on a fucking highway to work no less that only goes one direction, lmao.

>>27475264

>>27473224
what an absolute fucking piece of shit. made billions off GME and DOGEcoin now slinks away like the slimy piece of shit that he is. truly despicable. he deserves that disgusting subhuman gf and child.

>>27478207
HOLY FUCK
How many redpills did this woman take?

>>27473224
You retards really believed GME was still going to be a thing after last friday?

>>27486767
weve got fucking masks bro kek. (thank you jewflu)

>>27473224
I mean did anyone think it was not gonna crash? I knew it will crash when I first read about it a few days ago.
Use brain pls.

>>27473566
My gfs brother got dinner a swanky LA restaurant with Elon and Grimes (for business) and all he said about them they are weird. They didn't really have anything to say and they made out with each other many times at the table.

This dude isn't just a troll on twitter, he's a troll all the time.

>>27473224
He's probably getting off Twitter temporarily so he doesn't rage against wall street's obvious manipulation and get himself in trouble

He knows exactly what's going on, as do many of us. The kikes are going all in with every single tactic they have at their disposal

>>27473224
More like he is just a double agent why did he advise people fomo into doge and take all those loses? He burned out our normie investor before we even bled the hedgies

>>27474344
Hes a retard but this chick holds him back so much. What a fucking idiot elon is.