/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27480505
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Reddit

buy the crash

>>27480505
>It's not about profit, it's about sending a message to the elites!!
>WAAAAAAAAAAH IM RUINED REDDIT PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT
It's so rewarding seeing plebbit cope. Turns out this whole shitshow had a happy ending, lmao

>>27480505
lol look at all the damage control over there. essays written and formatted perfectly. almost as if people are being payed to get retards to hold while they dump on them. probably some chink psyop

>>27480505
Good

>Gets flooded by normalfag redditors for the past few weeks
It was inevitable that this was going to get taken over by people who had no idea what the fuck they were doing.

top tier autism to care so much about reddit.

Start looking into your own porfolio.

>>27480692

need more wojak street bets images, keep them coming... One of the sunglasses guy hanging himself would be nice ( just repurpose bobo)

EVERYBODY MOVE TO $CLF

New Seeking Alpha is out

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>137
SURGING!!
DID WE GET TO COCKY FAILBROS!?!!!

>>27480745
called it. several people called it. they're beginning to hallucinate that they achieved something.

>>27480860
that's what the initial programming posts would have been about. way before the hypetrain started, somebody was out there planting seeds about GME turning itself around.

>>27480977
>CLF
Is this all just one guy, or are there multiple CLF shills on this board? It has to be just one guy, right?

>>27480505
Actual reddit post:

Your mom's a boomer and worried about you and all that's fine. Mine is too, I actually got her and everyone else I know in GME and we've been working this out all week but she's still worried right this moment. As are both of her brothers. All worried that I could lose everything as if that fucking matters. If I lose every penny (obviously impossible since the company has a fair evaluation much more than I paid for it) I STILL GO TO WORK TOMORROW. Without the freedom to do what I want to every day, what's the point of it all? Absolute worst case scenario, nothing changes. Best case scenario I have more money than I ever dreamed possible, own part of a company I love, get to do what I want and help make the world a better place. I will take that chance every fucking day of the week. Without everyone in this subreddit none of this would ever have been possible, having your millions of eyes on all the DD gave me the confidence to trust myself when I came to the same conclusion as our hive-mind of weaponized autism. I'm not going to try to predict the future but I'm watching the very early morning premarket and I see virtually no volume. I think we did it. We fucking won guys. And I'm not fucking selling.

Soon, may the Tendieman come, to send our rocket into the sun. One day, when the trading is done, we'll take our gains and go.

Ok that was some heartfelt shit now let me be the retard I really am for a minute. This could be the last night we go to sleep as wage slaves!!!! I just called my mom to hear her reaction to the screenshot of this post and when she got to "MY MOM DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH" or whatever it says (I can't read) she laughed her ass off and I think she gets it now. We can change the world, SO LET'S FUCKING DO IT!!!!

Positions: 1910 shares GME @ $WhoTheFuckCares

>>27481288

KURWAAAAAAAAAAA

I WARNED YOU TO SELL GOYIM

>>27480977
>another US steelmaker
it's like you don't know any history

>>27481145
it could be more than one. the webm of a robinhood acct holding a bunch of CLF calls is pretty obviously fake

I made $20 of this, after short term capital gains tax I'm thinking of getting an Italian sub from the local pizza shop

it was over when they started singing sea shanties about a pump and dump
they had it coming

>>27481634
Elon help pls

>reddit wins, hedgies get fucked
>hedgies win, reddit gets fucked
It was always a win-win situation

>>27480745
I get targeted ads for financial crime defense lawyers on that sub too

>>27482397
This

>>27480505
DONT CARE
NEVER SELLING
JUST BOUGHT 30 MORE SHARES FAGGOTS
EAT A DICK YOU FUCKING JEW SHILLS

>>27480692
stop buying stock market:
https://youtu.be/ejyDE9r_bJE

>>27480505
Honestly anons I deserve it. I got greedy. I swallowed the hopium like a good goy. I was so angry for selling hundreds of shares in december at $15 I thought "if reddit is making so much money why cant I do as well" so I jumped back in. There was a small tineframe when I was actually in profit and I held. I actually FUCKING BOUGHT A STOCK THAT HAD GONE FROM $5 TO $500 IN A FEW WEEKS BECAUSE I FELL FOR THE REDDIT SQUEEZE MEME.

I fucking deserve this this is literally all the money in the world I have and it isnt much. Im 40yrs old living in the basement and those were my savings for a downpayment for a small apartment.

I fucking went full retard and believed in reddit when pornststars, strippers, and aoc was retweeting about GME - I became the goodest of good retail goys.

See you on the other side lads, please young ones dont do what I did and make something of your life so you dont have to commit suicide and leave your loved ones hurting. At this point I would rather deal with purgatory rather than face my family and admit I lost everything on a reddit meme. Please, please, do not end up like me. Good night forever

>>27482397
On one hand I'm still annoyed at them spamming the board with gme and shit talking us, but I made a bunch of money so I'm happy about that.

>>27482911
don't worry bro, i lost all my eth, >10k
I'm just out the mental hospital, don't do crazy stuff

>>27482397
This. Frankly reddit would have had a big win on this in a proper free market but as we all know the market isn't free at all. I sincerely hope these retards who are getting utterly shafted by (((financial interests))) right now learn a lesson from this. You aren't allowed to win big, only the (((tribe))) is.

>>27480692
This. We all knew this would end badly. R3dditors are so delusional. They really think the hedge funds are on a level playing field with them and play by the rules. So many amateurs bought into gme hoping for an easy 10x but have no emotional control when they see their investment down 40% so they will cash out. The ones left are fucked. The r3ddit meltdown over the next week will be hilarious.

NEVER FUCKING BUYING

>>27480505

all you had to do was stick to BTC, but nooooo
serves you right.

Anyone thinking about buying some GME at the bottom? absolute bottom was 2,60 euros. If it drops to that level I'll buy some.

I bought one share and this is my first time doing stocks and watching it divebomb has been hilarious desu

As always, the Joe Kennedy method works wonders. If you hear complete normalfags talking about stocks of a certain company and how they're a good investment, sell everything immediately.
The moment the GME pump went mainstream, you should have all cashed out

>>27481990
Based and remember some reddit fag boughtn you that, free food always tastes better

>>27481013
Yeah, the circlejerk got even stronger now.
I expect a lot of loss porn once 9th of february arrives

>>27481288
Imagine getting married to a pump and dump stock that already pumped

>>27480622
thinking about it

>>27482911
Live stream your suicide

>>27483602

Instead I FOMO'd in.

>>27483886
and include superchats and donations*

>>27482911
lol Anon I bought in at 280 and 320 and sold at a profit, how the fuck can you have done worse than me?

>>27482911
Don't do it anon, no amount of money is worth dying for, even if you lose it, you can always get it back

>>27480505
Yep this is the last time I listen to any faggot on wsb or /biz/.

>hedgies lose billions
>reddit loses everything
>/biz/ walks away rich

It all worked out in the end.

>>27480505
BASED JEWS

You can still financially recover from this.

Tfw watching all this shit with a comfy IRA that only holds index fund etfs

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27483602
Actually solid advice

>>27482911
Don't do it anon, there's still hope out there
You can turn it around, I believe in you

>>27484289
based. /biz/raelis are just enjoying alt season

When is the squeeze? when is the squeeze gonna happen? that $5 to $400 8000% rise wasnt the squeeze right? RIGHT? the floor is $400 and we're being short laddered RIGHT? It'll go back up to $400 and then we're going to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>27480505
wtf i love hedgies now

>>27484466
sell EVERYTHING?

>>27484641
Squeeze was last week when Melvin covered at $300 to $400

Dead cat bounce incoming

>>27481288
This is just sad. If this were his college friends thats one thing but fucking boomers who are close to retirement is fucked. Hope they didnt invest too much into gme.

Welp, I didn't put in enough to financially ruin myself, at least, so I guess I'll hold until I can make a comfy little profit in the summer.

>>27483679
What's on the 9th?

>>27482911
Do a flip nazi

>>27483679
>loss porn
you can go back too, Mr. reddit

>>27480932
why would bobo hang himself when stonks are tanking? get it right

This thing is just going to keep going down. Get out now, cut your losses, it is unironically over.

>>27483237
I knew it was fucking over when people were unironically thinking dogecoin was going to $1

Until I see evidence of huge losses, this GME shit means absolutely nothing.

>>27484816
>>27484641
then why are they still 100% short?

>>27480505
please go back

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>27482397
>collect premium from them both

>>27483169
They will never learn.

>>27484289
>/biz/ walks away rich
Will this be the narrative? lmfao /biz/ walked away with nothing, as usual.

>>27484747
everything.

>>27488910
The man with nothing still has more than the one with less than nothing.

2 FIGURE GME INCOMING

Oh no no no

>>27481288
Pure fucking cringe

>>27482911
kek

>>27489354
What retard would ever put their life savings into a stock? Literally what the fuck is their risk assessment?

>>27486445
because they entered new shorts at 300 and 250, they want to make money on the way down as well

>>27480505
UHH BROS?

SUB 90 AND TANKING HARD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>27480505
We found support!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

DIAMOND HANDS!

>>27490121
This lmao. Muh short interest. Yeah NEW ones, not melvins

FUCK FUDERS

BUY GME

BUY AMC

BUY DOGE

BUY XRP

NEVER SELLING

DIAMOND HANDS

>>27490542
people somehow think there's not going to be short interest on a stock that went from $4 to $400

The squeeze will happen any moment now

>>27491146
2 more days! Hodl!

>>27481634
I bought the 330 dip
sold at tge last peak for 369

>>27491275

I'm sure the shorters are reeling after that 65% reduction.

YOU NIGGERS RUINED MY LIFE

>>27491727
It was reddit not us

I PUSH MY NIGGERS INTO MY ASS!

>>27491727
No, you made your own bed, we're just laughing at you

>Invest in a slot machine
>"NOOO THE MARKET IS RIGGED ITS DA JOOOOOOS"

>>27480505
Where's the worth it line for buying in? $5? $10?

Now is unironically the best time to go all in. I'm not going to believe the paid FUD.

>>27480977
>>27480977
>>27480977
>>27480977
>>27480977

>>27481288
Number one,checked. Number two, why do they not know how to fucking write? Seriously, what kind of college did those fucking morons go to? At least indent the fucking paragraphs. They were too busy learning about many different "genders" in school they forgot basic English writing.

>>27488910
/biz/ will gain my eternal respect for LINK, something reddit could never EVER do

>>27481145
it's a tranny

>>27493035
Nobody indents paragraphs anymore boomer

>>27492919
At least average down, RH just removed restrictions.

>>27482806
Stupid retard President Powell still rules over us. Never bet against our president

>>27480505
I smoke my stogie whenever I want because I’m Ballsy I don’t give a fuck

>>27492921
They are out retard.

Enjoy holding them bags.

>>27483169
Jews always win, number one rule of all finance

>>27484383
Where do I even buy Rubic? I'm skeptic in buying inti it because /biz/ looks likes its shilling it like they did Chainlink years ago but now both Cryptos are BOOMING and i'm scared to buy into .20 cents of Rubic because it looks like it hit a high already

>>27482911
Good night sweet goy prince

>>27482911
Rest in piss retard

>>27493873
I was scared when LINK hit 25c cause everyone was screeching it would never hit it again and was a pump and dump. I was scared when LINK hit 55c and the same thing happened. I was scared a few more times, but once LINK hit 5 dollars and crashed I didn't care. I had went through so many rollercoaster moments that I stopped giving a shit about all the crashes. LINK went over 20 dollars and I almost felt relief because it's like I'd been gaslighted for the last three years about how I'm a bad person and I'm always wrong. Turns out I was right to hodl my LINK, and there was no need to swing trade.

I have no clue about Rubic but .20c is nothing, you'll regret if it hits 5 dollars. That goes for any crypto. If per 1000usd you make 25000 in the future, that's a significant profit and it's acceptable to lose a few thousand if it turns out to be shit or a scam or a failure.

I sold my REQ at .07c and REQ went to .50c+ I think and now it's at .03c. I don't care because sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. If you never buy the ticket you never win the prize. That's all it is. Make your best educated guess.

>>27493436
Barnold Shortsinator

>>27490760
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

TWO MORE WEEKS

>>27482911
RIP
coulda happen to anyone

>>27483430
ye maybe
chinks will probably try doing one more weak pump

>>27480505
REVERSAL TIME! AS ABOVE, SO BELOW. THIS IS THE DUALITY OF ALL.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>27496464
It really can’t. Only a small percentage of people are this retarded. Never wager your life on redditors

Aren't you guys were supposed to cash out on Monday?

>>27481288
>Absolute worst case scenario, nothing changes. Best case scenario I have more money than I ever dreamed possible, own part of a company I love, get to do what I want and help make the world a better place.
This is why reddit should never direct shit
I dont want to make the world better I WANT TO MAKE IT WORSE and by doing this pump and dump I ruined rich stock brokers and made money off of it, I dont want to own parts of gamestop a shitty outdated company that should die, I'm using some rich pricks mistake to my advantage and then dipping fuck whoever holds the bag at the end of the day
And then I move on, to silver to jcp to the next target to make bank and then fuck off, the world is run by sociopaths not faggots like this retard

>>27491727

Literally every non reddit faggot has been telling you to sell, take profit... we ruined your life?!, get fucked

>>27482911
DON'T

>>27491727
I think you mean reddit, who btw still thinks it's a great idea to "le hodl"

>>27495356
Explain R*bic's use case
NOW

>>27481288
what is it about reddit users that makes them rape literally everything?

>>27480932

are hedge funds the anti spiral???
does that make wallstreet bets gurren lagann!?

>>27491727
To be fair, no one here was saying hold and/or buy more other than reddit retards coming over. Tried to warn a friend not to buy in at 335 but he didn't listen. If you don't understand markets and rely on WSB to make your trades then you should stop immediately and never play again.

>>27493873

>>27501107
no, hedge funds are the parents and wsb is the child
wsb having a tantrum doesn't change the facts

>>27481288
>a company I love
lmao imagine unironically loving a dead brick and mortar video game retailer

>>27480819
BASED. Also saved your cool picture.

fuuuccckkk...

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lav53w/down_400k_today_alone_didnt_sell_yesterday_sure/

>>27483391
I actually remember this retard and someone saying he will screencap the comment. Nice job, anon - at least someone will remember him when he checks out of this world.

>>27482911
Retard what if it goes back up on friday? You can wait a couple fo fucking weeks.

>>27482911
seen the movie taxi driver?

>>27480505
How to outjew the jew:
1. Check what the jews do (they drive the price down to scare newfags)
2. Do the opposite (buy and hold)

You're welcome

>>27501720
Broke nigger shills who couldve gussed

>>27490760
Of course he's off twatter. This rat has been giving rancid financial advices to people. Probably wasting his money on garbage as well.

>>27493035
>At least indent the fucking paragraphs.
Like you?

>>27480505
The big boys probably made all of their money back while the "hold the line" chumps are drowning under double-digit losses. Never forget rule #1: you are a small spec.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>27480505

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