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27515794 No.27515794 [Reply] [Original]

I REPEAT THE SHORT SQUEEZE HAS ALREADY HAPPENED

GET OUT NOW

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lb2zbw/gme_past_week_in_review/

>> No.27515939

>>27515794
The guy who posted that has no post on reddit for 3 years. You are falling for FUD.

>> No.27516022

>>27515794
Got banned for saying the same, I think it's an organized WSB shilling psyops. Reddit was never "good" or "on the right side" it was always infested with SJWs. No fucking way in hell this was not organized to drain the retards off their money, they need more capital to "build back better" after all. You can't have a great reset if people didn't lose all their money first.

Expect a lot more Reddit Short Squeezes in the near future.

>> No.27516023

>>27515939
C
O
P
E

>> No.27516087

>>27515939
>The guy who posted that has no post on reddit for 3 years
this is not reddit, means literally nothing to me. his info is all correct.

>> No.27516144
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>>27516023
Seethe

>> No.27516264

>>27516022
You might have undiagnosed schizophrenia if you really believe this, my friend. Or are just spending too much time on this site.

>> No.27516423

lmao read the comments
>i dont like it so ban

>> No.27516440

>>27516087
>Don't care about reddit
>Post info from reddit
???
You mental gymnastics is unreal.
You are glowing.

>> No.27516448

>>27515794
anyone with a functioning brain already knew this

>> No.27516549

>>27516440
>You mental gymnastics is unreal.
>You are glowing
I dont care about account nonsense you idiot, his info is correct read it.

>> No.27516737
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27516737

>>27515794
Wow, look, a bot shilling another bot.

>> No.27517770

>>27515794
>They're all calling to ban him
>Calling him a bot (when bots don't write like that)
>Calling him out on previous history
>No one addresses the argument
This is why reddit is a terrible place

>> No.27518030

>>27515794
That's not the interesting bit. It was another short to cover Melvin's ass. Melvin IS covered, but by a bigger bet. The thing is, the bigger group is more than willing to wait $GME's next earnings call out and make bank when the stocks drop in price even after the interest.

>> No.27518204

>>27517770
>This is why reddit is a terrible place
agree, its a culture that only allows for unison argument, hence why I come to 4chan I want to be challenged

>> No.27518370

>>27518204
faggot

>> No.27518398

>>27515794
>Not gonna lie, former Squeeze supporter here...

>> No.27518540

>>27516264
He's closer to the truth than not.

>> No.27518730

>>27516144
This only works if the insane amount of velocity reversal doesn’t just shatter the payload

>> No.27518756

>>27518370
suck a my dick

>> No.27518848

>>27518730
How fucking new are you?

>> No.27518920

>>27518848
New enough to be your grandpa, nigger

>> No.27518958

gme shot up to about 100 x original price (5$) which is outrageous compared to vw's 5 x time original price

it has happened

t. stoploss at 225 got it for 141 last week

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27519081

>>27516549
>pic is you

>> No.27519114

I'm beginning to think the main stream media is mostly accurate and it's internet users that are the fake ones

>> No.27519135
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>>27515794
There was never a short squeeze anon
It was always a pump and dump

>> No.27519150

>>27518204
The most annoying shit redditors will do is criticize how frequently someone posts or if their a new account or similar bullshit. So much of the structure of that website kills any serious discussion of anything

>> No.27519155

>>27515939
That only proves he has a brain. Cuckit posters are retarded nigger lovers

>> No.27519172

>>27516549
everywhere it still says float 120 and 80%short due in 3 days

>> No.27519189
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27519189

>>27515794

All into CLF bros

$CLF to 50

>> No.27519268

fake news and not selling etc.

>> No.27519372

>>27515794
>>27516087
>>27516549
>Brainlet thread
>Brainlet replies
kys

>> No.27519392
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27519392

>earnings on gamestop will save my portfolio

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>>27519081
gme about to close under 100$
hope you got your karma points

>> No.27519519

>>27515794
Lol no they did not, that kind of volume would have been seen. Short ladders are not closing positions.

>> No.27519603
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Sub $100 by the way

>> No.27519635

>>27518370
Not op, but I'd rather be cussed by a channer than applauded by a redditor.

>> No.27519672

It doesn't matter. It's now a matter of principle. Every day we HODL is another day that we stand in solidarity against capitalism, Melvin, and Trump.

>> No.27519715

>>27516022
>Expect a lot more Reddit Short Squeezes in the near future
At least you can learn the warning signs now

>> No.27519753

SHORT SQUEEZE THIS!

>>27517501
>>27517501

>> No.27519769
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>>27515794
It's all manipulation, dont fall for any of it, no possible way shorts were all closed with so little volume. Both us and wsb are under a nonstop disinfo and FUD campaign, just ignore and hold.

>> No.27519834

>>27519672
The fuck does Trump have to do with any of this? Biden is in office and not a peep from his senile ass or his Citibank cabinent (basically Obama 2.0). I wonder why...

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>>27515794
https://financhill.com/most-heavily-shorted-stocks-today
This site says otherwise

>> No.27519920
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27519920

>>27515794
Fallacy: Melvin is not "all the shorts"

We already know Melvin covered by shortladdering the price down to $193.60

But what about all the other shorts who need the price down below $19.94?

PIC RELATED

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27519979

>>27515794
The ad hominems in the comments are hilarious. He provides actual evidence supporting his argument and they just attack him for not being an active poster lol

>> No.27519981

>>27515794
I mean they literally said so on national TV

>> No.27520047
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LOTION HANDS

>> No.27520099

>>27515794
You should screen cap with at least a few comments, this way it's harder (not really) to tell that you're not a jew.

>> No.27520115

>>27515794
Yeah, I'm sure melvin closed its position by paying the 7.3 billion dollars needed
I mean, citadel did liquidate 1/3 of its entire asset portfolio yesterday, right?
right?

>> No.27520173

>>27515794
Look at the buy volume on GME near the end of the day Tuesday. That's when the funds covered.

>> No.27520271

>>27516022
>Expect a lot more Reddit Short Squeezes in the near future.
Looking forward to it, made 200% on this one. Next time will be better with lessons learned. They’re still strong ape diamond hands, they aren’t going to learn.

>> No.27520310

Thank god this concerned redditor returned from his years of absence to post this write up

>> No.27520313

It’s kind of sad to see people go from nothing to six figures then back to nothing, even if they are redditors.

>> No.27520326
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27520326

>>27515794
LITERALLY impossible
how the fuck do you close 125% shorts with little to no volume change?
Again, postan tomboys to make the kikes kvetch

>> No.27520355

LE GME STONK IS GOING TO DA MOOOON PLS UPBOAT THIS I NEED MORE KARMA

EDIT: THANKS FOR SILVER KIND STRANGER

>> No.27520453

someone posted this too on that same post. no clue if true:
>Look at melvins Nov 13F filing. They absolutely had a $50M put, which is a flavor of a short position. That put expired worthless on 1/22. So they told the truth. But my point is that $50M in a $20 billion portfolio is nothingness and definitely won’t squeeze shit. GME is trading like $20B to $30B per hour.
>This is part of the reason that wall st is laughing: to trigger a squeeze, you need a huge short position relative to the daily volume traded. So if a stock has $10B of shares shorted and trades like $1B per day, that’s a great set up for a squeeze. Why? Bc there are not enough shares being traded for a fund to cover their position, so they have to bid up the market to induce more selling supply. Stock price goes up more, and that’s a squeeze.
>On the other hand, GME is trading the entire short float multiple times per day. There’s simply no way for a squeeze to happen mechanically - there are waaaaaaaay too many shares openly being traded to make it difficult for a fund to cover their shorts. GME is one of the most liquid stocks on the market today.

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27520493

>>27515794
I LOST ALL MY FUCKING MONEY BECAUSE YOU RETARDS LIED TO ME

I TOOK OUT A LOAN, I MAXED OUT MY CREDIT CARDS I DUMPED MY WIFE’S SAVINGS INTO IT BECAUSE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO MOON BEFORE SHE FOUND OUT. BUT NOW I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY AND NO FUCKING WIFE. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BILLIONAIRE BUT YOU FUCKING RETARDS LIED TO ME.

MY LIFE IS OVER AND YOU KILLED ME /BIZ/. THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

>> No.27520557

>>27515939
The fuck does that mean
t. non redditor

>> No.27520575

>>27518398
TOPKEK

>> No.27520696

>>27520313
Sad in some cases, hilarious in others. A friend of mind put in about 200k when it was around 100 and was bragging that he was a millionaire at the ATH. The fucking moron didn't cash out a penny. He's now ridden it all the way back to the bottom as far as I can tell. He went from posting in our group chat twenty times an hour giving us updates to not posting since Friday.

>> No.27520791

>>27520326
Based

>> No.27520798

>>27520355
>1 post by this id
Glowing

>> No.27520836

>>27520493
paper hand retard
keep crying about selling low

>> No.27520878

>>27520493
You can always sell your asshole for NEETbux.

>> No.27520928

>>27515794
holy shit look at the comments in that thread wtf am I reading they are literal retards ooga booga buy gme ($100 worth)

>> No.27520998

>>27519909
this only means that newcomers to the GME show are making bank by shorting a stock that they know will fall...
when did biz become this stuppid?

>> No.27521072

>>27515794
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>27520506
>>27520506
>>27520506

>> No.27521111

>>27519920
they covered their losses by shorting at 400...

>> No.27521116
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>>27515794
Thanks for reminding me to check the price hedgie, just bought 2 more sub $100 shared.
Once again, I do it for the tomboys

>> No.27521238

>>27519981
>I mean they literally said so on national TV
they had ads running all weekend telling it lmao
mfw

>> No.27521313

>>27520557
It means it's most likely an abandoned account that got hacked. He spends like a year only posting on r/funny and askreddit and than comes out of nowhere with a thesis paper on why we need to sell all of our stocks for the low to big brother. This man has no credibility.

>> No.27521360

>>27518730
No, the premise in itself is all wrong.
It also transfers to the ground. In fact, the first two on their own are a lie.
It would make sense with a perfect spring, perhaps, in the way the big ball having a sticky underside and presses on the spring and sticks to it; then the smaller ball getting most of the energy that would have made the ball bounce.

It actually has some merits after thinking it as a spring. However:
>Perfect elasticity does not exist
>Air resistance is a thing
>The bigger ball must be much more massive than pictured.
>The spring, besides being perfect, must be able to absorb massive amounts of energy.
>Such a reversal, as you said, may mess up the payload.

>> No.27521376

>>27519392
>not a cult
>still holding for earnings
He was so close...

>> No.27521404

>>27520326
you short again at 400 lmao
seems like you guys got played by your own greed, show losses

>> No.27521568

>>27521313
Redditors got credibility points depending on how much they post, then? Is that why they idolize karma?
Idk dude, im not used to such a system.
But if he was a poster on subs for retards then posted a thesis, that is actually a good point i can get.

>> No.27521737

>>27520696
KEK

>> No.27521789

>>27521313
use your big boy brain
what's more likely, that people are "hacking" into old reddit accounts to get people to sell or that you got duped into buying high on an already overvalued stock?

>> No.27521950

>>27520493
get rekt

>> No.27522000

>>27521313
lmao
>imagine

>> No.27522435

>>27515794
>>27520453

>>27468140
>> Melvin (ID: adPfqOzR) 02/02/21(Tue)11:20:38 No.27468140
>>I have already won.
>>Sincerely, Melvin, the owner of Melvin's Capital.

>> No.27522492
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27522492

>>27515794
>Some redditor with posts like these starts doing this kinda math after 4 years of inactivity

>> No.27522627

>>27521789
Glowing

>> No.27522973

>>27522492
Maybe he read some books. That’s also not a terrible idea.

>> No.27523163

>>27515794
>Screenshotted 1 minute ago
nice try alex go rifle your mutilated jew penis

>> No.27523181

>>27522492
argue with his math then instead of saying "h-he doesnt even have 1k leddit points"

>> No.27523372

>>27516264
big tech data collection/analysis has been pretty much totally unchecked for the entirety of its existence and the art of manipulating mass attitudes and habits has been pretty thoroughly studied and implemented for over a hundred years. Considering how much of our past year has been dominated by a bunch of niggers and faggots burning cities and spouting twitter hashtags, it isn’t a stretch that this whole thing was more or less completely planned.

>> No.27523801

>>27516144
5th grade IQ idea

>> No.27524047
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>>27523372
>the art of manipulating mass attitudes and habits has been pretty thoroughly studied and implemented
>how much of our past year has been dominated by a bunch of niggers and faggots burning cities

>> No.27524466

>>27515794
I TOLD YOU FUCKERS THAT IT WAS A TRAP.
WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME?

>> No.27524892

>>27515939
>post history
none of this shit matters. what happens is these reputable posters get approached to shill and if they do it right you could never tell if its really the account owner making that post. reddit will always be garbage for this reason and you should always evaluate what is being said and not who is saying it. this is why u cant leave this place.

>> No.27525124

>>27520326
You close it via dark pools to not create punishable impact on market.

>> No.27525795

>>27519474
>hope you got your karma points
>>27516087
>this is not reddit

say what??

>> No.27525934

>>27519603
looks catholic

>> No.27526053
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27526053

>>27515794
Shills working overtime.

>> No.27526257

>>27519769
We all knew it was eventually going to bust. It's time to face reality. I lost a little beer money. Oh fucking well. It was a bet, move on.

>> No.27526793

>>27515794
They didnt close em.

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>>27515794
>34% Upvoted
As expected, leddit just won't accept this loss.

>> No.27527730
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Literal NPCs, exactly like Qtards

>> No.27527796

>screenshot of post 1 minute old
>0 upvotes
>0 comments
>Multiple shills defending it in short time frame

Holy fuck what huge buy singal. ((THEY)) want you to sell. ((THEY)) think they know what's best for you. ((THEY)) don't want you to be rich anon.

>> No.27527974

>>27527796
This
Shills out in full force since yesterday.
If that's not enough to tell you tohold then nothing is.

>> No.27528121

>>27520557
Lots of bots are posting crap about buying silver and other unrelated things. Also they are buying ads on television telling people they closed their positions when there is no evidence of them doing so.

>> No.27528282

>>27515794

hedgie all that DIP you gave me today really goes well with my TENDIES. 78 bucks a share? holy shit my dude

>> No.27528338

buy gme

>> No.27528420

>>27528121
>Also they are buying ads on television telling people they closed their positions when there is no evidence of them doing so.
This fucking meme lmao
No evidence, huh? Good job, way to not fall for the shills! How did you hear about this ad, did you see it?

>> No.27528468

>>27527974
I’ve never seen /biz/ care so much about my personal finances on a single investment

>> No.27528480

>>27527796
i say its the same poster, shilling their thread from reddit

see
>>27525795
complains about reddit, then uses reddit speak
shill

>> No.27528601

>>27526053
I know right, same people bumping this thread trying to deny that the reddit post is clearly bullshit

>> No.27528732

>>27515794
No what happened so far was a speculative bubble before a squeeze.

>> No.27529081

>>27520493

You fucking idiots really don’t understand how serious this is do you? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mossad, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on people's credit reports, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and fighting off discovery for the next five years. Was it worth ruining your life for a 10x? Good luck explaining why you’re using words like “Jew” and “nigger” to a federal judge. Enough is enough and it’s about time someone took you man children down a notch. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of banks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can short you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hedges.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed banking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the SEC and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” positions were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking shitcoins instead.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, goyim.

>> No.27529306

>>27529081

I
>
I
I

>> No.27529565

>>27520493
owned

>> No.27530148

alright so this is supposed to free fall soon.

Guys what is the bottom price and what could be the normal price. Maybe there is money to be made at the end of this

>> No.27530383

>>27529081
I prefer the vocaroo as a hebrew navy seal alternative.
>you affront god’s chosen people then you affront god himself and you will be punished!

>> No.27530569

>>27530148
Please answer this anon I want to know this. Could recover some of my lost lunch money.

>> No.27530634

The squeeze is still on boys. No comment out of the White House regarding the biggest financial event in years. Biden won't comment until his boys are in the clear. He has not commented yet.

>> No.27530679

>>27518958
Was VW shorted beyond 100% of its shares? It hasn't happened yet.

>> No.27530875

>>27520493
Why did you sell?

>> No.27531034

>>27515939
That makes me trust him more.

>> No.27531592

>>27515939
That's a good thing. Why would you post on reddit habitually?

>> No.27532960

>>27530569

before the boogaloo it was at 10$ with shorts all the way down to 3$

Maybe these clowns make it happen that it drops to 5$

personal opinion gamestop stock is worth around 17$ like big hedgefund biljonair bear said

>> No.27533844

>>27532960
I'm not selling