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>buy crypto, get left with bags
>buy into GME hype, down 60+%
i must be a /biz/ genius by this stage, when does my inauguration end?

>> No.27535799

>>27535552

what you buying next fren

>> No.27536148
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27536148

>>27535799
fuck if i know, but ill let everyone know in advance so they can get out before the dip

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27536386

>>27535552
>buy crypto, get left with bags
Unless you're a complete retard who exclusively falls for pajeet pump and dump schemes, how can you possibly be stuck as a destitute bagholder in anno domini 2021? I've almost 10x'd my initial investments from last year.

>> No.27536487

>>27536148
Use your power
Invest in the Hedge Funds

>> No.27536530

took me 3 years to get good at crypto

>> No.27536756

>>27536530
you mean, you bought link and just held

>> No.27536853

>>27536386
fell for doge when it was at like 5 cent, at least it was only like $60

>> No.27537088
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27537088

>>27536853
how the fuck did you fall for doge? It's a literal memecoin, and throughout the many years of its existence, all it ever does is have random violent pumps followed by immediate dumps.

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>>27537088
because im pic related, i thought it was obvious

>> No.27537895

>>27536148
please don’t buy physical

>> No.27537911

>>27537831
well at least you learned your lesson and didn't immediately fall for the XRP pump and dump, right?
right?

>> No.27538447
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27538447

>>27537911
nah, have been more concerned with GME and that shit, oh well, all i can do is laugh it off and not listen to you /biz/ fucks anymore

>> No.27538795

>>27538447
the majority opinion on /biz/ for ages has been to have a balanced portfolio focusing on BTC/ETH/LINK, and keeping shitcoin speculation to a small fraction that you can afford to lose completely. You have to look beyond just a couple pajeet shill threads at the top of the catalogue.