/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27588649
work as a maintenance person for a swimming poo. the courses usually cost less than $2000 in total for everything (here in Canada) , and you can make good money immediately. you will probably have to relocate to actually get a job, but it's a random suggestion that i have considered in the past

>>27588649
>Australian
Man you guys have it good. Such a good and economy and directly benefiting from China rise. If you don't live in the middle of nowhere get into tourism related jobs. European and American women dream of traveling to Australia and want nothing more than to get dicked down by one of you cunts. You meet a lot of people and make some money.

>>27588649
Depends on the country you're in. Becoming a prison guard in europe is comfy as fuck. you have plenty of time to yourself.

>>27588649
They all kind of suck, but an admin assistant isn't too bad. You get to sit in an air conditioned office all day, and you barely have to be competent. Just show up for you 9 to 5, be pleasant enough and you're set. Bonus points if you work for a business with growth so you can grow professionally.

>>27588911
Since I'm a hyper-active sperg this did not go too well. I did have an admin job at one point but I could barely sit still and the work was mind-numbing and constantly lost focus. Didn't really get along with anyone either. Physical work keeps me from being a retard, sometimes I want my old job at KFC back where I earnt an easy $25 AUD, being a manager was actually not that difficult in my shop thankfully and always still went home full of energy.

>>27589265
In that case, look for a job as a cleaner or caulker in the construction industry. It pays well and you only need a white card to get in. Companies that work in the industry really struggle to recruit people who aren't absolute dregs and are almost always on the look out for staff. The bar is set so low, you'd get and keep job just by being enthusiastic and communicating effectively to your supervisor/allocator

>>27588649
Become a pimp.

Third sector, part-time.
All run by women, none/low targets, good hourly rate, great healthcare.

Use the rest of your time to start a business, self-improve etc.

>>27589941
Look up 'builders clean' or 'builders finals', easy to find.

>>27589941
Will keep that in mind

>>27588649

film industry work. "lsp" location set protection- basically means you sit your ass somewhere for the whole day on a movie set looking after a doorway or piece of equipment. 4k/m after tax and free food all day. look up IATSE

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>>27588774
sounds smelly

>>27588774
Pool cleaning/maintenance is literally the comfiest job ever, get to chill poolside all day, independent, summer job so you can NEET for the winter, rich pool people tip, and you are offered by the owners to use the pool in quite a few cases

>>27590443
You get over chlorine stank in a few weeks, but if you get it inside your vehicle your vehicle will remind every passenger that you were a pool boy forever

As soon as I double my money with GRT I'm going full in on SPY and demoting myself at work. I might only make $25-$30 an hour but not having any responsibilities or stress would make for a neat part time job to supplement me for the time being while my gains compound in something more stable than crypto.
Alternatively if my GRT stack collapses and I lose everything I'll just drive out in the woods with my nice car and suck start one of my 12 gauges.

>>27588774
You guys don't consider the side effects of chlorine all day will probably turn you into onions. So many toxic jobs out there and getting worse with corona example is cashier handling reciepts all day will increase bpa by 30% now if they use hand sanitizer it will increase a lot.

>>27590702
I mean inside pool outside would be good since you could get a lot of vitamin D.