/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27597777
Checked them sevens.

>>27597777
What is this showing please? Why is it imminent?

>>27597777
This is for all of us who have never had a woman
/pol/ and /r9k/ and gamers, RISE UP

>>27597777
OP QUADS CONFIRMS

CHECKED THEM LUCKY 7S

>>27597777
holy fucking digits anon

>>27598073
/v/ reporting in!

>>27597777
It's already down to 1/5 of the peak

>>27597777

>>27597777
bulltrap

>>27597777
Quads of truth.

Delusion looks like this kids

>>27598164

>>27598164
Why can't you guys use proper punctuation?

>>27597777
Quads have spoken

LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH /biz/!

>>27598164
>kids
you have to go back

>>27598140
>>27598164
>he sold

GME is the new XRP

>>27598073
You will never have a woman.

Holy quads

>>27598164
Post nose

>>27598073
Got my first BJ last week.
Found out BJs are overrated as fuck.
Also, I underestimated the dangers and will get tested for STDs.

>>27597777
rebbit sama i kneel

>>27598222
Cause lazy

Durr trust the plan 2 more weeks

>>27598378

I liked my first blowjob more than sex man.

>>27598378
If you think BJs are overrated then that girl was probably really bad at sucking dick

Buckle up bros
1K EOW

>>27598304
I found out I didn't want one when I realized that they all walk around with shitstink between their butt cheeks and have poops and farts clogged up in their assholes. They are walking containers of fart smells and poop

>>27598494

either that or really unenthused.

>>27598378
BJs can be much better than pussy though, no joke

>>27597777
The 7s don't lie....
Normies and Papes? Shaken out
Rockets? Ready for lift off
Stop Loss? 100 :P

>>27598230
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27597777
Checked
Sell and let my brothers down?
NEVER!

>>27598378
sex acts in general are the most overrated things in the planet, and nothing even comes close.

>Broke 110 again
Free market bby

Reminder that the majority of hedge funds are long on GME.

TRUST THE PLAN GOYS- I mean guys!

WHY IS IT RAISING!
WHY!!!!!!!!!!!

>they all sold their GME shares? activate the squeeze

>>27598789
KEK WILLS IT

in since 280, not selling

>>27597777
MEME MAGIC RISES ONCE MORE

PRAISE KEK

>>27598848
https://gcpdot.com/
>RED
it's fucking happening

>>27598760
Shorts need to be squeezed. It does not matter if other hedgies are getting money.

>Hits 120
>Sell orders triggered
>Drops
>Immediatly starts rising again
My cock is so hard right now

WTFIS HAPPENING BROS?

We go again. This does not fucking slip now

>>27597777
ITS SO FUCKING CHECKED AND SAVED BRO

>>27598983
>>27597777
That would be true but brokers will block the buy option again once it rises too fast.

>>27597777
BBBBASED!

>>27598378
My first wanted to kiss me afterwords, I told her to go brush her teeth first, relationship lasted about two weeks.

>>27598378
Probably because you jerk off too much and death grip yourself. Stop jacking it for a while and sensitivity will return.

Seriously laughing my ass off at the fucking retards on here that panic sold earlier this week. I thought you guys were supposed to be smarter than reddit? For a board that hates Jews you sure do get outsmarted at every conceivable turn by them.

>>27598999
Checked!

>>27599048
no they wont, this ride is for big boys only

Whats your mood music lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKW6gLLmxDQ

>>27597777
I think GME is trash and am not helping you make this turd valuable; but these digits are checked.

the most PERFECT double top!!!

yep shit going back to $30 and below

Goes down 70%

goes up 20% when short sellers close their positions and take profits

WOAH guys what a PUMP

see you at $50 today bois

>>27597777
CHECKED

WE GOT DIAAAAAAMOND HAAAAANDS

>>27599260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8K0sW8GX-4

CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB!

>>27599187
>down 350 from ATH
>you sold early
The fucking delusion of you cunts lol

>>27598887
Zo close, pump it anyway

Oh nononononono price is dropping, ladder attack!!!

>>27597777
Epic digits good sir, shadilay!

>>27598999
Trips of Truth!

Don't forget to
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27599417
It was a crime not leaving Afghanistan to the Russians

>>27599260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

Aaaaaand it’s gone.

LMFAO @ Reddit

>>27598378
I don't like it because it's very passive and only my dick gets rubbed. I prefer prone bone sex because I can basically smother the bitch and bite her and bearhug her from behind. Sex needa to be high impact and animalit, not necessarily fast and furious, but at least strong and messy.

>>27599623
But at least gamestop gets a break
Rolling for last solvent company on mainstreet

>He bought?
I'm putting together a team

>>27597777
THE COPE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Last 3 digits are GME price EOD

>>27600017
KEK

>>27600017

>>27600017
Seems reasonable

>>27600017
>017

>>27600017
LEL

>>27600017

>>27600017

>>27600017
Ripperonies niggers. Guess you should go buy silver or default on your Nintendo Switch financing payments.

>>27600017
ah shiet

>>27600017

>>27600017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkX2NAKFM5Q

Will it be okay bros?

>>27599154
holy shit, what a faggot

I JUST BOUGHT 1 SHARE !!
ONE SHARE
I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!!!
THIS IS TOO MUCH EXCITMENT
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE MONEY

>>27600306
https://news.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-release-details/gamestop-appoints-chief-technology-officer

Pumping is completely unrelated to squeeze

>>27600017

>>27597777
ITS JUST LIKE WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA DEFEATED THANOS

>>27600017

In 400 shares at 325, holding diamonds, I took out a cash advance for this play and it's about the message now!!

>>27600017
BASED

>>27600017
Oh FUUUUUUUC-

>>27600017
based

>>27600017
>017

>>27600017
>Lost 3k to this
>Feel sad as fuck
>See this
>MFW
Thanks dude.

oh nononononononoooo this isn't aging too well

>>27600017

>>27600757
Glowing

>>27597777
Never selling
It's not about the money, it's about sending a message
DIAMOND HANDS

>>27600017
TRUST THE PLAN

>>27599440

I bought last month before all of this shit at $50/share. This whole thing started because they had a short interest of 140%. Guess where it is now?

http://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH&sdkVersion=2.58.0

>226%

Don't be risky, don't gamble with money you can't afford to lose, but you're a retard if you don't have a single share of this.

>>27600825
Shitposting

>>27600017
Lol look forward to buying at 6 cents a share

>>27600922
>>226%
Checked. Can someone tell me how much its costing hedgies per day?

>>27600017
haha oh wow

>>27601094
If they shorted above $300 they are already up 60-70%, interest wouldn't play a role anymore I guess.

>>27597777
Did Kek side with Reddit?

>>27597777
LUCKY 7s DONT LIE

>>27601218
go back to your fucking board

>>27598378
depends on the mouth. my wife's blowjobs are better than sex

>>27601415
Your wife sucks.

>>27601229
>If
Do we know? Who would have planned for 100 let alone 300?

>HOLD THE LINE!!!

>>27601415
can't wait to test her out for a dime

>>27601549
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME

>>27598164
Don't worry they will actually sell around $30/share is my bet

>>27601666
WHOA WHOA WHOA

>>27598378
I think 1 out of 5 girls are great at sucking dick. It's really hard to tell who's good or not too. I've had shit blow jobs from tatt'd up alt girls that front like they are "badass" and great BJs from normie as basic girls. I've also had horrible blow jobs from normie ass girls. BJs are GREAT when you got a good one.

>>27599445
Scam

this didnt age well

>>27600017
Oh nonononono

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

>>27601345
Cry about it

>>27601921
30 minutes isn't much aging

Bought 5000 shares at $380 sold at $120 ... Fuck me. Gonna do an hero.

How do you make sure you don't get stds from sex or blowjobs unironically? Do you just ask the girl if she has STDs, what if she lies? Should I try and double bluff her by saying I have an STD and see what she responds with?

>>27602030
Please stream it.

>>27602073
abstinence is the only way

>>27602030

>>27598378
try to get a BJ from a hot girl next time and not from homeless men

>>27602073
wtf is that ID

>>27602073
don't fuck whores. anyone up for casual sex is a whore.

>>27602170
Where? Twitch?

>>27602073
See, this is why pedophilia is not a choice, it's a self defense mechanism.

>>27602030
Some retards will still be holding when it hits $10 anon
Could always be worse

>>27602285
Doesn't matter, just link the stream so we can capture it before you get banned.

>>27598378
>you will never have a foreskin

YES YES WE'RE DOING IT UP 4.6% ALREADY WE'RE ALMOST AT HALF THE PRICE IT WAS ON MONDAY PAPER HANDS ARE SEETHING

NOW I'M FREE
FREE FALLIN

>>27602073
>>27602198
We are going to jupiter

Daily reminder:

1) Melvin does not have to buy overpriced shares from you. Shorts do not have to be covered by any specific date, just eventually. They can also simply strike a deal with their broker or other hedgies. It is also possible they already closed all their shorts by now. There is no way to know, the short interest number is misleading. GME is currently heavily shorted because every hedgie bets on it to crash.

2) Short ladder attacks do not exists. The term has been invented by Plebbit because they do not understand that 99% of transactions on the stock market are undertaken by algorithms. Short ladder attacks are really hedgies selling overpriced shares to you. If you don't believe me, try to find anything about the concept before January this year.

3) There are more hedgies long than short on GME. You, the retailer, are not sticking it to the man. You are enriching BlackRock, Fidelity and a bunch of other hedgies who are overjoyed that you would provide them with billions in earnings by gambling your life savings on a literal Plebbit meme.

4) Everything RobinHood and other brokerages did was not only legal, it was in fact necessary. They didn't partake in market manipulation because they were afraid of you driving up the stock, they were no longer able to justify the collateral needed that they would have to pay. You probably don't understand how the stock market works, so think of it like this: when you put in an order with RH it takes some time to go through. When there is a large difference between buy and sell order RH needs to cover the difference with their own capital in case things go wrong. They were not willing or able to do that.

Anyways, I expect all of you to flood this board with pink wojaks soon enough.

>>27598550
>I found out I didn't want one when I realized that they all walk around with shitstink between their butt cheeks and have poops and farts clogged up in their assholes. They are walking containers of fart smells and poop
The sourest of grapes.

>LADDER ATTACKS

>>27597777
Damn that's good, how much this going at EOD? I'm saying 9 dollars.

>>27602073
Well Joobertz, you have to wear a condom for sex until you're in a committed, long-term relationship (this will have to be with an Asian girl, if it's a white woman she will be fucking BBC behind your back).

STDs don't usually spread through blowjobs so you're fine there. Don't lick diseased pussy though.

>>27597777
CH-CH-CHECKED!

>>27597777
nah. sold at a loss of 1.4k at 80 and vomitted as i watched the price go back up to 100+. Squeeze happened on Thursday though. There's no short squeeze.. it's just a raft with no direction at this point.

>>27602539
I was with you up until #4, fuck outta here with that.

>>27602553
Like in fucking Stronghold lmao

>>27599293
You TA faggots are really divorced from reality.
People bullish on GME:
>shorts havent squeezed yet!
People bearish on GME:
>retail doesnt have enough buy pressure!
TA fags:
>look at the picture the line made!! :o

>>27597777
Hell yeah, checked

>>27602073
you just need to dgaf joobterz

>>27597777
Fuck yeah boyz

>>27602539
2 and 4 are outright bullshit and 3 is contradictory to your other points

>>27602612
I feel sick that I didn't sell most of my shares at around $400 last week and double my investment while still holding a couple of shares in case it went to the moon. Now I'll probably end up halving my investment or worse.

>>27603164
When you lose all your life savings once this stock has dropped all the way to 20 bucks, remind yourself that you are not nearly as smart as you think you are.

>>27600757
Kek

looking to buy in at $30 a share, thoughts?

>>27602539
Number 1) is wrong, you can know, Melvin exited last wednesday before the price skyrocketed, it was reported in the Financial Times and lots of other media. The problem is that these morons were told MSM MEDIA BAD so they dismissed every news about what was actually happening and trusted random infographics. By thursday's open the shorted stock had already gone down to 54% of the float but they were still going on about the squeeze not yet squoze and other retarded shit.

It was like watching a bull charging against a wall.

>>27602073
Don't have sex, simple as

>>27600017
Actually believable

>>27603183
I was up 30k i think when it was at that. Instead of being 30k richer im 2k poorer.
Additionally last month I converted my UNI over to BTC and had a friend swingtrade it for me. UNI was at 4 dollars when I did that. 2 days later it started going up and hasnt stopped. Another 20k lost. Also that friend has ghosted me and wont return the BTC. Could be worse my friend, you could be me.

>opens $20 above yesterday's close
>immediately tanks

kek

So jokes aside this is just gonna keep going down right

>>27597777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRGIrrjuLYA

>>27603768
yeah very likely. Might spike from new shorts entering depending on their positions but the non-retarded retards know that the squeeze came and went and market makers pulled some shady shit to stop it from rising past 500

>>27603768
yes
it might settle a bit higher than it used to but it's still well above normal so it will keep falling over time

>>27603768
Well duh...

>>27602030
>Bought 5000 shares at $380 sold at $120
I bought 2 at 300 and sold at 120 and I feel like a fool.

>>27603768
Yeah, the actual value of GME is in the 15$ range

The short didnt happen and its not going to.

>>27603936
this. my one regret was assuming that kikes were capable of exhibiting human traits like honesty or humility. the einsatzgruppe's getting back together for a reunion tour, boys!

>>27598378
based

>>27598670
that's really gay

>>27604208
With the new CTO and their existing inventory I can see them recovering and becoming profitable in the future, I'll hold either way

>>27604208
>The short did happen but its not going to happen again.
fixed it for you

>>27604219
It was a pretty ideal fantasy to have the biggest redistribution of wealth take place lol. Unfortunately, this story played out like all the others. Underdogs will win occassionally, but right now a lot of people took a major L.

>>27598052
Quad 7s newfriend. 7s are posts of absolute trurh.

>>27604378
>recovering and becoming profitable
Literally how. All they have are physical consoles and funko pops

>>27597777
Those digits give me hope

>>27597777
This post is now 90 minutes old. Let's check current price...

Oh.

>>27602196
>try to get a BJ from a hot girl next time and not from homeless men
But hot girls have teeth, gummies are superior.

>>27604657
Diamond bag holding hands.

>>27604615
As far as I can tell the goal is to focus on digital distribution and improved customer service. They want to get in as a major streaming platform as well

I hope you faggots along with wsb lose it all and have to move back in with mommy and daddy at the age of 25

>>27597777

>>27597777
checked op the squeeze is COMING SOON.

>>27604543
Darwinism always wins.
Make stupid bets, win stupid prizes.

>>27604806
Jokes on you I already live with them

>>27597777
checked, but squeezes don't happen on Wednesdays at midday

>>27598751
last chance to sell

>>27602030
based moron

>>27604806
Jokes on you my parents are dead

>>27598474
youll be real sorry real soon

This applies to you other suicidal anons as well.

>>27602030
Anon don't kill yourself! I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself anon.

>>27604937
I'm never selling

>>27604806
already live with my pops, AND im 25. :)

>>27604882
Plenty of people who got in early(around $16-$20) made out pretty well. The people who got in at 200-400 got rekt. The sub never changed the narrative of the short squeeze and people were led to believe that it was still possible. They started distrusting S3 and Ortex reports. Anything that didnt fit the narrative was disregarded. Dangerous territory. Hopefully everyone learned something about echo chambers and managing risk.

>>27600017

I'm not going anywhere and picked up a few this morning, but https://www.isthesqueezesquoze.com/ saying 50% short position?

Can it still squeeze at 50%.

>>27601734
1 in 5 girls have been sexually abused growing up

Gonna buy when it hits 15$ , then after I make 100 bucks I'll buy the most expensive lobster on the meniu to laugh at you

DO NOT BUY THE DIP UNTIL 64. I REPEAT THE DIP IS GOING DOWN TO 64.

>>27601094
The higher it goes, the more shorts there will be, you idiot. Because there is now a HIGHER LIKELIHOOD it will go down. If you don’t understand that, then you have no business being in your position. Sell it now before you lose all your lose all your money.
Actually- you know what, hold it. Forget everything I said, it will surely skyrocket any time now. This dip is just a buying opportunity.

>>27598140
>>27598164
>>27598222
>>27598789
>>27599623
>>27600757
>>27601549
>>27601921
>>27602460
>>27602539
>>27602553
>>27603730
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT SELLING GME YOU LITTLE SHILL?, I LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAVE AWARDED AS THE TOP RETARD ON /BIZ/ , AND I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET TRADES ON WOLKSWAGEN, AND I HAVE OVER 300K CONFIRMED LOSES. I AM TRAINED IN RETARD TRADING WARFARE AND I AM THE TOP LOSER IN THE ENTIRE /BIZ/ SHITPOSTING FORCES, YOU ARE NOTHIN TO ME BUT ANOTHER KEKE. I WILL HOLOCAUST THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF THEM NAZIS AND NEO NAZIS HAVE SENN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH , MARK MY FUCKING WORDS, YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT JEWERY OVER TO ME IN THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKING JEW , AS WE SPEK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET ARMY OF PLEBBIT ACROSS THE USA, AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED UP FAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL TORA . YOU RE FUCKING HOLOCAUSTED, SHILL. I CAN SHITPOST EVERYWHERE ANYTIME, AND I CAN CREMATE YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRER OVENS AND THAT IS JUST IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS, NOT ONLY I AM TRAINED IN MARKET TRAIDING IN INVESTOPEDIA BUT I HAVE FULL ACCES TOP THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF A BLOOMBERG TERMINAL, AND I WILL USE TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO TRADE MY FUCKING STOCKS OFF THE FACE OF MY PORTFOLIO, YOU LITTLE KEKE, IF YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN ABOUT WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE SHILLING WAS ABOUT TO BRING UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE KEEP RUBBING YOUR FUCKING HANDS, BUT YOU COULDT, YOU DIDNT AND NOW YOU ARE PAYING THE PRICE YOU GODDAMN ZHID,I WILL SHIT FURY OVER YOU AND YOU WILL GO DOWN IN MONEY , YOU RE FUCKING DEAD SMOUCH

diamond bags, holding hand

>>27598494
plot twist: it was a dude (biological male)

>>27597777
>>27598133
>>27602800
>>27602999

>>27598304
Fucking kek. My sides are in orbit as are my coins.

>>27605287
no, dumbass, it's over

>>27604800
>>27604615
I slowly watched as the company went bankrupt and one store after the other closed in my country, before disappearing completely. I still have memories of buying video games there, and I remember the rude balding loser who worked there. The last game I ever bought at gamestop was Dark Souls PTDE in 2012.

Losing 600$ on this shit company stock was their last hurrah.

When will reddit leave

>>27605045
Listen to this anon. Money is a fleeting thing, be it profit or loss. This too shall pass.

Your immortal soul is far more valuable than anything in this material world and your true treasure is in heaven.

>>27605215
Honestly, the people who got in around 200-300 had plenty of time to both see it was going nowhere and also to get out.
I'm so fucking surprised I got away with this trade. I bought at 85 after it had already been on the fucking news, held over the weekend, and still managed to get out with a 300% profit. The people holding are not just retarded, they're medically braindead

>>27597777
W I T N E S S E D

>>27604806
>Moving back in at 25
How dumb are you if you're 25 and don't live with your gf/friends/parents. Its not the right time to flush $1200+ a month down the toilet for the privilege of being able to jerk off in your living room.

Forgive me, I am weak. I sold at 102 premarket today. I'm holding one share for the giggles but judging by r*ddit and the normal attitudes, its over and I had to salvage what I had left

I have 5 at $96 Not worried holding and enjoying the 20000 threads a day we are having on the topic

>>27598487
WOW sex must really suck

>>27603448
I second that. Thought it would happen this morning

My trader takes 7$ in fees per transaction, meaning that the stock needs to rebound by at least 20$ after a dip for me make some small profits. What are the chances that this will happen? Feels like we are in a complete rut/standstill since the only people left holding bought in at 300+ and refuse to sell, and no one wants to buy at 90+

>>27605978
ITS NOT ABOUT CUMMING BUT HOW MUCH PLEASURE YOU GET FROM RUBBING LIPS OR MOUTH , THE SAME AS THIS TRADING, IS NOT ABOUT THE DESTINATION BUT THE RIDE

BUY
BUY
BUY
HOLD
HOLD
HOLD
CONSUME
CONSUME
CONSUME
DIE FAST
DIE FAST
DIE FAST

>>27599154
You're a bitch mate

>>27605631
I was considering getting out at 280, decided to give it a little more time to see if I might get it up to 300, but instead it fell to 250. Then I wanted it back to 280 so I could resign, but the next day it dumped hard and I got out at 120. Got a valuable lesson in speculation I guess..

>>27605780
Stop being retarded squeeze didn't happen because jews using every single trick to delay it in hopes what weak faggots like you sell. Set sell order at 2k minimum and wait. Couple hundred of bucks will nothing to you. Right now risk of getting tons of money significantly higher than losing it all.

Bought at 340
Sold at 270
Shorted at 80

>>27606314
Nevermind. There are always more opportunities in the stock market.

>>27605780
I pulled my initial investment out near that price today too. Still have shares using the house's money just in case. Happy to break even and it was worth the experience to learn not to trade on emotions or for a cause. I bet others are wishing they broke even right now.

>>27605907
Same. Not sweating it at all, huge red pill event that will send tons of people to crypto. Unbelievable how they are allowed to get away with blocking people from buying, the charts this week have looked so inorganic

>>27606503
>shorted
sure you did

>>27605045

True happiness can only be found in suffering. It's a ball of nervous energy that you've contained and channel towards good deeds and love

WHERE IS THE SQUEEZE

>>27599260
>Whats your mood music lads?
https://youtu.be/n_axmYF2q1E

>>27606651
im pretty sure shit like doge is a nice normie repellant.

>>27606475
First of all too late. Secondly this whole thing really is turning into desperation. I hope it does moon for everybody still holding, I just couldn't

>>27602073
holy fuck stick to making money bro

>>27598303
Can't wait for a new schizo general

>>27601549
>>27601666
>>27601717
Based and Toto-pilled

>>27606631
I learned that we can't beat the eternal jew this way. So I'll be investing in lead and brass now

Got in at 320 and the drop after hours the other day killed me. Is it ever going to get back to ~160? I had a stop loss but those only trigger during the day and it opened the next day lower...

>>27602073

Cum in her buttholes

triple digits boys

>>27602073
You literally can’t make sure you don’t get STDs. condoms don’t prevent either form of herpes or HPV, which are permanent viruses. This is one of the biggest pieces of misinformation that exists, I’ve literally never met someone who understands how STDs and condoms work, yet the information is available if you spend a day reading studies about this. Like 10% of people who have herpes know they have it, and it’s asymptomatically contagious which means you can’t avoid transmitting it if you have it.
Also, tests to see if you have herpes don’t work until 6 months after your last sexual encounter because the antibodies take a long time to develop if you catch it.
“Being clean” is the biggest form of cope that has ever existed and the reality is you are always at risk of getting stds from sex no matter what kind of delusions you hold.

If you have sex you will eventually get an STD. The bright side is everyone is in the same boat so it doesn’t change anything.

>>27606701
This friday, hold.

>>27602073
> ID is literally Jew Beaters
kek

Back into 3 figures...w-we're still in this

>>27598269
PUMP EEEET

>>27604882
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. You dummy

hits single digit 0, just like my life

>>27597777
(((they))) have won man, it's over.

>>27602073
What the hell is this ID. Joo Beaterz?

>>27607207
>condoms don’t prevent either form of herpes or HPV
not calling you a liar but is there proof of this or are you pulling it out of thin air?

I know one of my friends has herpes and he said it was because his ex was a fucking whore even though the doctor alleged the type that he had was somehow transmitted like a cold virus?

Just bought ten shares. Thank God I'm not too late. It's pretty clear today is the day - all signs are pointing toward rapid gains.

>>27597777
>>27606666
Blessed gets

>>27607313
It's been crabbing since yesterday.
Might be some movement yet, what with RH allowing buys again (until it rises too much, at which point they will restrict again)

Realistically it could never squeeze because redditards only use shitty online brokers with no liquidity (because they're cheap) instead of legit brokers (which cost money they don't have)

>>27607588
Read studies on the matter that is the only relevant information that exists on any topic. Herpes and hpv are spread from simple skin to skin contact. If your skin touches and it happens to be in an asymptomatic shedding phase, which is a good chunk of the time, you will transmit it.

Just had a look on wsb. Acceptance has kicked in. They even admit they were manipulated by upvote bots and shills.

>>27607841
You mean hedgies bought more bots ?

>>27598494
This.

I've had BJs that were better than sex before.

Not many, because chicks mostly suck dick at sucking dick, but I'll remember one jerb I got until the day I die

>>27598474
the plan was today/tomorrow, maybe friday considering the interference they ran last thursday.

if nothing happens by EOW this is done

>>27606854
You stupid faggot can't help yourself but to instantly out yourself as a shill, then will you understand if you are sub 100iq you cannot make someone superior to you make a bad decision for himself? You're so blatant and simplistic that even after ip hopping your samefaggotry is extremely obvious.

>>27608000
No I mean veteran redditors are putting up the white flag. Check it yourself.

>>27598230
Ahhhhhhh

>>27607588
Simple google search will confirm it. Herpes spreads from skin to skin contact, so unless you're wearing a goddamn latex skin suit you wont be protected. And not only do the blood tests for herpes take 6 months from whenever you last had sex to be accurate, they are also extremely inaccurate anyways and will give tons of false positives. I had a scare once after I stupidly hooked up with someone from Tinder and I legit thought I had herpes for almost a year, I had to pay out the ass to get a Western Blot test to confirm it and it came back negative twice. If you have casual sex you will get STDs eventually.

>>27607712
Almost looks to me like all they can do is hold off the squeeze hoping people sell. Just a matter of time before it pops, although restricting buying is hamstringing everything. Fucking kikes

>reddit admitting defeat
Buying more right now

why can't they just let the little guy have this win? why was it so important that they stop us? they already have everything they want. us? we have nothing

>>27607712
you saw the sign?
did it open up your eyes?

>>27599154
Was this before or after you ate her ass?

>>27607123
how many stocks do you have? How important is it for you to save one third of your investment, or risking that one third in hopes you can reclaim two thirds down the line? I'd personally sell if it goes to 120-150, but even that is doubtful at this time.
t. made the same mistake as you but got out yesterday on the rebound

>>27598378
I had better orgasms while high on weed than I had with most of my sexual encounters with girls.
Fuck women.

>>27608688
That’s not their problem you are poor.

>>27608178
Anyone who disagrees with me is a shill!

>>27607207
A significant proportion of the population have herpes from suckling their mothers, as you say it is a non-issue for the vast majority of people and occurs naturally. There are much worse STDs out there, and condoms do protect against those.

>>27608688
The smart little guy that was on this since the beginning won. The little guy that knows finance made a killing. You lost because you are lazy and stupid and would rather follow memes than learn things.

>>27602030
retards falling for this stupid bait..
because some random retard would waste 1.5M on a over valued stock at its maximum lifetime peak.. right

well, made me reply as well so i guess its not bad of a bait..

>>27608888
checked and rekt

>>27598494
i am yet to have a good blowjob, even from a woman I was in love with, the sex was amazing tho

Honestly I just want it to hit 120 so I can break even and stop following this shit. Even if it does moon like 10 seconds after I sell, I just want the freedom.

>>27597777
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
https://youtu.be/680NlRI3v2I

>>27597777
Nice digits but there is no fucking squeeze.

>>27609188
For me it was my very first time dabbling in stocks, and it was an incredibly educational experience.

>>27609497
Very painful and educational for me indeed.

>>27597777
MY NEW ACCOUNT ON GABOZALOO GOT APPROVED!

TIME TO BUY BOIS GOT MY ROBINHOOD MONEY AND BUYING 25000 WORTH OF SHARES RIGHT DUCKING NOW LETS GO!!!!!

>>27608512
ok this makes me feel better about not fucking for coming up on 2 years.
I'm dangerously horny but I'll take this copium with great confidence

>>27609704
YOU CAN STILL MAKE IT ANON

>>27608178
This is exactly why I sold. I lost money, close to 16k but I'm not losing any more because retards like you want to plug your ears and hype this dead shit up. We lost dude the kikes won this one

>>27605287
no, it needs at least 80%

if i sell now i'll profit 1k. should i just get this over with?

>>27597777
WITNESSED

>>27610022
Literally why not?
Is 1k profit too low? Don't be a pig

>>27610022
absolutely or get ass fucked by reddit memes

>>27610022
Wait and sell for even more

>>27609704

https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>27610022
Yes

>>27610022
No keep holding until it goes back to $4.

>>27601497
RALPHIE!

>>27597777
https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme
>short interest 22%

>>27610022
As someone who is currently slightly in the red, you should absolutely sell now if you can get a profit. There's no way this thing explodes or even goes up a significant amount from this point onwards.

>>27610491
Pussy

>>27610331
>https://fintel.io/ss/us/gme

>>27607567
Fucking kek. Checked.

>>27610331
Welp. Guess that's it then.

>>27610022
Yes you're still ahead. Don't be a retard bagholding until you're at a loss. I sold at -60.00% but luckily I only bought two shares at around 300. So it was bad gamble.

>>27610832
Paper Hands

>>27610832
>I sold at -60.00% but luckily I only bought two shares at around 300. So it was bad gamble.
Are you genuinely retarded? That or a shill.
There's no way a rational human would sell like that.

>>27600017
Based

>>27598052
these idiots fucks pay interest each day on the money they're borrowing.
If the trade isn't going to reverse, aka stay where it is or higher it's costing Hedgies millions a day just to hooooooooooooooooooooold.

>>27610832
Same here, bought 3 at 300 and went -60%

>>27611036
The rational thing is to wait until you are at -80% or -90%?

Well I sold guys, sorry. Money better put in other investments rather than tying up thousands and thousands just to break even.

Sad I fell for the 1k meme but at least now I learned a lesson. I can say I was here a part of it, at least.

>>27610561
Most of the analysis around this thing at this point is all bullshit either made up by people trying to get others in so they can sell or by total fucking morons. There's so many idiots writing posts about things where they're incorrect about basic technical details. The "squeeze" happened on Thursday.

>>27602539
How pathethic you are shilling for kikes. You will shill for them all the way to the slaughterhouse.

>>27611219
forgot the image. how about trips instead?

>>27611263
>can lose $300 or gain at least 1k with 3 shares
>decide to fucking sell at a loss.
You're a fucking retard, never invest again and go back to spending your allowance on onlyfans and gatcha games.

>>27602539
Booba if true

>>27609497
>>27609672
And that knowledge you have gained is worth far more than whatever you lost. Unless of course you are too much of a brainlet to apply this knowledge in the future in which case I am happy your brought my bags