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What are your theories on the identity of Satoshi?

>> No.27799160

>>27799136
It's me.

>> No.27799203

It's a front to mask the fact Bitcoin is a glowie honeypot meant to track movement of money en masse.

>> No.27799224

>>27799160
hi craig.

>> No.27799225

>>27799136
it's Greta Thunberg- she was conceived the same time as Bitcoin, the first 1000000 BTC wallet is embedded in her DNA

>> No.27799243

It's Elon

>> No.27799295

>>27799203
Seething nocoiner cope just as speculative as any other assertion.

>> No.27799381

nsa defector or shadow agent not certain but i am certain btc, just like covid, is american engineering at its finest
trump started mining in the usa again, that’s not allowed
we import all our resources for a very good reason
we demand solar panels and electric cars for a very good reason
bitcoin is early neutralization against foreign psyops aiming at american balkanization
we win so hard boys

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>>27799136
he lost access to his wallet like a retard and he figured its pointless to claim that he is Satoshi cause he can't prove it by moving the coins. He's coping every day cause he cant access 40 billion USD worth of BTC and might have even killed himself.

>> No.27799409

>>27799295
When you know (((their)) tricks, it doesn't mean you can't participate. It just means you change your habits in how you handle your business.

>> No.27799459
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27799459

David Schwartz is Satoshi

>> No.27799468

>>27799136
It's Adam Back
It's not even a theory at this point, it's a fact:
He unknowingly signed all his paper and emails with his retarded use of double spacing.

>> No.27799580

>>27799136
The head of that jewish family, the New World Order one.

>> No.27799732

>>27799382
What if he's just waiting for more people to use bitcoin and then one day dropping all of his shit onto the market

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>>27799459
>its real

>> No.27800400

>>27799136
he's probably black, in which case i will hate him forever

>> No.27800425

Paul Le roux

>> No.27800526

Whoever authored the paper had a bachelors in science, probably CS or engineering because Poisson statistics is sophomore level and mentioned in the white-paper.

>> No.27800564

>>27799136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2ES4Q8NYg
They found him

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>>27799136

>> No.27800681

>>27799382
let's be real, if he got in at the beginning there's no way he doesn't have at least 1000 btc just sitting around somewhere, leftover from whatever experiments he had to conduct back then. I think he's just ascended past money. Or is dead. Or both

>> No.27800734

He was British or Commonwealth (South African/Australian) living in London.

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>>27799732
>the penultimate pump and dump

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SN=SN

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it don't matter

>> No.27801198

>>27799459
david schwartz + glowies

>> No.27801323
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27801323

Sandesh Naroju, an Indian software engineer

>> No.27801798

Obviously it's more than one person and I am reasonably sure Hal Finney and Nick Szabo were involved. Maybe Adam Back, but he is such a bitter guy it's hard to imagine as whoever wrote as Satoshi on BTCT was a nice guy.

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>>27799136
>an anonymous man made what is probably the most revolutionary technology of the modern era and everyone is cool with not knowing who it is

The fact that this is just accepted and everyone shrugs their shoulders is genuinely frightening. Other shoe is going to drop eventually. Don't know why people think it isn't.

Something bad is coming.

>> No.27802308

If you hold through the year you'll become rich. If you're a flipper you're fucked
lol still use this trash and believe in this schiller's rubbish
don’t be so stubid man, nft is new age
want to see it by yourself? join fucking top playcent and forget about that stupid trash you use now

>> No.27803387

Paul Le Roux