/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28006488

What are you gonna do to go to prison?

>>28006488
Staking ADA 100%

>>28006488
if ~>4 years buy btc and eth 50/50. if you're out anywhere close to 2030 you'll probably have enough to never "need" to work again if you don't want to.

Only on /biz/ is going to prison investment advice

>>28006488
all in xrp

>>28006549
This.

>>28006871
This comment is particularly amusing to me. I think I will print it off and hang it on my fridge for a while. Good work kiddo!

>>28006488

Go all in on Doge. Elon Musk will pumt it to 10$

Doge, but wait till tuesday/wednesday

>>28006488

>>28006549
>>28007101
qrd on returns from ADA staking?

>>28006488
dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0xfaedb1b74f50086775fd15bbb3570eadd897e514

>>28006488
>I plan on going to prison for a year

>>28006488
>acquire drugs
>get small plastic container
>pack as much drugs in the container as possible
>insert container deep into anus
>go to prison
>poo when in cell
>????
>ungodly amounts of profit

>>28006531

Just read or something. When i get out ill be rich.


What else? Yes i plan on staking before i go.

>>28006488
Could've hired mr. Shekelberg for 10k to defend you in court and gotten all charges dropped.
>t. Few of my friends got caught selling meth and paid 10-25k a piece for attorneys. Charges dropped to possession of drug paraphernalia

>>28007733
By profits I can only assume you mean lots of top ramen from the cantine.

>>28008338

No i want to go to prison


This is the plan because im to tempted to sell

Im not sure what crime im gonna commit yet

>>28008854
Surely you can just get a safety deposit box or something and tell them it's inaccessible for a few years. Just put your keys inside it, encrypted.

>>28008854
Just do theft. Actually plan to make a profit by doing it and reinvest your returns in your coin. Any non violent crime that's below a certain threshold will get you into a minimum security or a camp level prison so long as you are not labelled dangerous to the community or a flight risk.

Chill out with your new homies, play cards all day, talk shit about women, workout. By the time you get out you'll have a tan, a good body, and money.

>>28009015
This anon's got the right idea. Create a new wallet, keep the keys, put them in cold storage. Don't even have to go to prison for it

>>28007510
lmao not even Elon has enough money to pump Doge to $10

>>28009421


Hmm..what is cold storage?

Go on

>>28006488
so glad to see other anons finally taking the prison pill. Nothing can be better for your life, physically, socially and financially.
>you rent your house before going in, thus ensuring maximum profits off real estate
>don't pay rent
>don't pay for food
>basic needs are taken care for you by tax paying normies
>all the time in the world to read and lift
>improve your social skills by getting out your comfort zone and talking to the scum of society while inside
>come out after 1-2 years with a vastly improved physique, culture (from all the reading) and, with luck, some contacts in the underworld

VRSC protocol lvl defi with no frontrunning or gas fees