/biz/ - Business & Finance

ALWAYS invest in Chinese stocks
ALWAYS shill decent Chinese tickers
ALWAYS short Am*rican companies
ALWAYS bully Am*rican posters
ALWAYS thank daddy Xi for your gains

Are you guys ready for some bullshit?

>>28055211
what a shithole

based. bulls. btfo. booty. blasted. bearfags

$50 we buy
$40 we buy
$30 we buy

FUCKING TINNY

REDDIT YOU KILLED HIM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t8TFGTAAoU

Goodbye /smg/

When the fick does RBLX get listed

ARE YOU STUPID FUCKERS READY FOR MONDAY?

sqqq
Q
Q
Q

i SEE POVERTY, DEATH, DESPAIR, AND DESITUTION IN YOUR GREEDY WALL STREET ASSES

FUCK /SMG/ FUCK CRYPTO FUCK WALL STREET FUCK TRUMP FUCK BIDEN FUCK ISIS FUCK ROBINHOOD FUCK WSB

AND FUCK YOU.

If digits, GME to 2500 this week

>futures

>>28055321
The same day as ARKX and Starlink

Platern

nice to be back after a tour of duty in /sp/

>>28055337
I started watching this show at work and it's pretty good

>>28055176
I'm tired and I want my stocks to 10x
Wish me luck boiz

WHERE IS TINNY

Retard here. Im up 200% on a ticket. Should I sell my initial investment off and let the rest ride for another year or two. Should I sell half my 8000 shares?

What do you guys do when you're riding something with deep gains and alot of shares? Hold everything long?

>>28055241
Will it make me a better trader?

also here is some advice i got on pol about debt

>If you are a NEET, then get on the income based repayment plan so you pay $0/month to them. But, yes the fine print says after 15 years they will cancel the debt. There are other ways to get the debt cancelled as well by taking certain types of jobs like teaching in inner cities. I think there is a list on their website about it.

do i really just wait 15 years and work and never pay it? then it gets erased an i pay some taxes

>>28055313
Why, the redditors will all be dead when gme hits single digits

>>28055392
glad you enjoy it anon, it's quite good, classic yet refreshing

>>28055325
Wait.
Does this mean I can actually get TQQQ cheapies Monday or are you meming?
Please guys I need simple answers, my brain is already full of fuck trying to figure out some coding stuff

Any good sources of info on how to evaluate is a stock is under-priced with fundies? I know using technical to swing trade is the thing right now and that's doing me pretty well but the more I can reduce my risk the comfier I'll be.

>>28055293

I just want everyone to know even if bobos win tomorrow I will still feel like I am in the green because I will be dominating a nurse tommorow. Tbh probably the best woman I have ever met so far in terms of career prospects.

>>28055524
Also would like to know this.

>>28055410
We must search kpop general for signs of life!

>>28055303
Tinny you were too good for this world. Rest easy young autist. Weeklies can't hurt you in heaven sweet prince.

If I bought an equal amount of shares of each meme stock and shitty penny stock that was shilled here with promises of get-rich-quick mooning, how much money would I lose?

>>28055418
Decide whether the play has more upside surprise left or more downside catalysts. Trim position if they're balanced, bail if the downside outweighs the upside (adjusting for magnitude and likelihood).

>>28055176
It won't crash, stop waiting. Infinite money printing cheatcode enabled, $1.9T stimulus is just the beginning. Stocks only go up. New Paradigm. SPY $500 EOY.

>>28055211
> UK rules Xi is personally responsible for carrying out genocide
Stay mad ling ling

What's the move for Monday?

I will soon be moving my robbingoy money over to fidelity. Thoughts on PRNT. It seems to have lagged some compared to other ark funds. Is it a similar buy?

>>28055325
THIS MARKET WILL NEVER CRASH! Me and all of my friends are so rich. We just keep putting all of our dividends back in, and everything just keeps going up. I love how absolutly rich I am just from pushing the BUY button on my computer. My family keeps telling me to go to collage and get a job. I just laugh, because I have more money than all of them, and I literally just push a button at home in my underwear.

>>28055410
Too soon

>>28055241
fuck yeah the future in meow

>>28055585
>"SAVERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this rate range before. There could be SAVERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SAVERS" he thought. For the Love of Money reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of deflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

I'm going to spend the entire week selling CSPs and covered calls on GME for easy money. Reddit is going to put my kids through college.

>>28055611
Turn off your computer and visit your nearest church. It's important to cleanse your soul of sin before the end times.

>>28055410
They were expecting a body in the wreckage brother.....

>>28054762
>data not available
ticker is QS, quantumscape
if you're able to tell me how many shares outstanding and market cap it would be much appreciated >>28052238

I'm feelin a green monday lads.

What your predictions for SNDL tomorrow? Will it truly moon as people say?

JUST TELL ME WHAT TO BUY IF IT DOES DIP TOMORROW

>>28055692
Fuck that stock. Its a pump and dump.

do i ever bother taking my money out of robinhood i onky have like 2k in there anyway

LINE GO UP!!!
LINE GO UP!!!!
LINE GO UP!!!!!

>>28055600
>Irrelevant country whines since it’s powerless to actually do anything
Bullish for China and Xi. Buy BILI.

...

Tomorrow I am finally paying off my $4000 credit card with high as shit interest. It feels good, but my savings will be depleted. I still have $6000 in investments, but still.

>>28055577
All of it

>>28055561
>ctrl f
>tinny
>nothing
He's gone, isn't he

>>28055561
>>28055647
>>28055683
I MISS HIM BROS
I ACTUALLY THINK HE KILLED HIMSELF
The only one who deserves that is CLF tranny.

So futures saying it's a deep red day tommorow. Berry nice

>>28055660
What's the risk associated with covered calls? I only really understand buy and hold. Where does the money come from when you make a profit? Or go if you lose?

>>28055390
>go to SP
>there is a terrible baby porn WEBM first post see
>leave SP
t-thanks super bowl

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>>28055772
Don't forget WIMI.

>>28055786
dont do it bro, just accumulate more debt

Can I stack up QLD in my IRA and bounce until im 60 years old?

>>28055337
What show is this
I’ve seen this everywhere on /biz/ for the past few weeks

Look at this soulless bug eyed bitch, Tinny come out pls

>>28055585
I want some fucking cheapies and I want them now it's not fair bobo should get to cum too AAAAAAAAAHHH

>>28055176
Does somebody wanna be my Gorlfwend?
:D

>>28055524
>>28055548
look up how to read sec reports on youtube, some people have a break down

i usually look for companies that have no debt and cash on hand, when i say no debt, i mean 0 fucking debt, then if they have some bad news or something really shitty happening so their price drops i buy and wait a few weeks or even months

good financials is a rabbit hole if you do it right, and you can do it with a scanner. I dug up some Israeli satellite company a while back and they just mooned this week. They were way under the radar. Thing is, how would I have known to buy anyway? I'm just an amateur.

>>28055768
BASED LINE GO UP POSTER!

>>28055836
bro.. some of my good friends are jewish..

>>28055735
I'm guessing it's being pumped to $2-$3
Which is when I intend to exit

ARKG
glory to mankind, hail catherine the great

>>28055832
the sticky was great until someone started posting CP
been a long time since i've seen someone do that lmao
even the AQB mutant fish posters showed up to shill their stock

>>28055786
Credit cards are 20%+ APR even with the best credit score.
It’s so much better to pay that shit off than even student loans
Good for you, anon.

>>28055786
How did you end up with the debt?

>>28055897
urusei yatsura

>>28055892
Well in 2025 you'll be mandated to reallocate 40% of IRA holdings into treasury bonds so you'll take a hit there.... but beyond that, you should be OK.

Going to bed early thanks to futures

>>28055830
Please do the required reading before asking a question during lecture anon

>>28055900
"TINNY
TINNY COME OUT
WE'LL GET YOU ALL THE PLASTIC WOMEN YOU WANT JUST COME OUT"

im just gonna put all my money into my house and avoid 300k of mortgage interest... hows that for gains?

>>28055821
It should have been clftranny. Why do bad things happen to good people? I'll be tranny posting all night to remember him the way he wanted to be remembered.

can someone explain to a brainlet why Wells Fargo is so cheap

>>28055924
Jesus doesn't count.

Anyone got some good info or experience trading warrants? Getting into SPAC's and wanted to feel out the consensus on trading warrants rather than common shares.

>>28055930
I thought that was happening last week and as soon as I bought it crabbed downward and I took a steady loss.

>>28055176
Why don’t you go all in for TQQQ?

>>28055838
WIMI is another great pick with lots of room to grow. The Chinese century is here to stay.

>>28055924
>bro.. some of my good friends are jewish..
Same.
You should join me.
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I don't respect women

>>28055735
>>28055936
People are saying that it will be pumped to at least 4-5 dollars per share before it comes crashing down. Should I hold or sell once it reaches 3 dollars per share?

>>28056058
>Buy BFT Warrants at 3.60, sell at 6
>Buy WPF Warrants at 2.70, waiting to sell at 5
I only suggest it if you know what you're doing though.

How are BFT warrants structured and should I buy them?

He's alive!
>maybe

>>28056035
Somebody check /pol/ for doomsday posting with kpop

>>28056058
Not really a consensus since so few people know what that WT means, but SPACs generally don't have liquid options markets so warrants are the main way to lever up.

Otherwise it should be the same as any other SPAC trade, really. Ditch around the IPO.

>>28056132
based

>>28055773
Kys

It's gonna be alright guys.

>>28055962
In my early 20’s I basically had to support my family, which meant putting a lot of shit on credit cards as well as a down payment on a car. I have two other cards, but the interest is minimal, so they’ll be done within the year.

>>28055953
I’m burning the card as soon as it’s paid.

>>28056132
Sexism is not welcome in /smg/. Please think about what you say before you post next time.

>>28056031
I accidentally all my textbook money on crypto though. I just don't understand to whom the premiums profit and losses move to when people do options trading

TINNY

>>28056144
If I have learned anything from gamestop, take profits sooner bro but have a stop loss set up before it craters.

>>28056044
why does everybody think he killed himself? wtf is going on?

>>28056208
no cause biz sells when its low

>>28055211
based

>>28056132
I only respect transwomen, they're better at stock picking AND are more feminine

>>28056132
Based, but what are your thoughts on cunny?

friendly reminder about the $1B bumble IPO on thursday in case you wanted to capitalize on BBC

>>28055325
Jokes on you I welcome the crash

>>28056232
how does /smg/ feel about the jews?

>>28055773
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?

Why is PLTR shilled so hard here? Is it a meme?
All I see on their website is buzzwords and no actual description of what they do.

>>28056301

>>28056221
>I’m burning the card as soon as it’s paid
You can destroy the physical card, but don’t close the account unless it has an annual fee.
Closing the actual account can reduce your credit history which would hurt your score, particularly if it’s your oldest account.

Honestly, if you're negative YTD or even close to being negative.. you should just pic related

>>28056221
Ouch. Glad to hear youre making your comeback. Pretty sure you should have eviscerated your investments to pay off credit debt immediately though and get your cards back into good graces without interest.

>>28056375
hate em. not racist just facts bruv

>>28056350
>investing in the apps that are killing society

>>28056301
>he doesn't know
anon I....

>>28056387
ngmi

>>28056375
but anon, we are the jews!

Move list tomorrow

GTE
POWW
COTY
RIG

How retarded am I

>>28056387
Don't worry, they know what they do. They also know what you do.

>>28056375
We hate em

>>28056208
>>28056306
Bear markets are an optical illusion. Just wait them out, it won't take long.

>>28056375
If you can't beat them, join them

>>28056390
How the fuck do you even manage to do that...

>>28056387
no clue but it seems it's being held by a lot of hedgies
https://fintel.io/so/us/pltr

>>28055832
Yikes.

>>28056375
I love them. I put 10% of every paycheck into IZRL as reparations for the holocaust.

>>28056375
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
>THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME
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>>28056474
You go all in on AMC calls at the very top

>>28056463
Dirty fucking slut

>>28056390
hey, wha happened?

>>28056375
Not a fan

>>28055241
Honestly just make elon the tyrant-president of the deep state. He's a better figurehead than fucking joe biden or kamala harris.

>>28056375
Watch them very closely, always suspicious of the trades they make because they can move markets, especially when they all start lining up on one side of a trade.

>>28056259
Covered calls limit your max profit but brings down your break even through premiums. You CAN do naked calls but I don't touch them. You only lose if the underlying stock goes down so only do this on stocks you are long term bullish on.

>>28056350
Don't women actually hate this app though because they have to do actual work of thinking of something to type instead of just judging men?

>>28056375
Hate them, but wish to become one of them.

Kinda like /pol/ on the holocaust

>>28056375
Hate the ones at the top
The ones at the bottom are seen as goyim anyways, they're not in on the bullshit
t. was good friends with and almost dated a Jewish heiress

Why is everyone suspecting a crash tomorrow

Reminder to join the Deep State.

>>28056390
yeha but that's been posted here a lot and now people are thinking he's done? dude is still young, so no biggie. he probably doesn't want to come here anymore though.

>TQQQ
>ARKF
>YINN

>>28056423
They're not going away no matter if you choose to profit off them or not. Big tech is only getting bigger and will eventually own us. Might as well own a bit of them and profit off our incoming cyberpunk dystopia.

>>28055897
Imagine not knowing urusei I want to fuck lum-tan sura

>>28056296
Currently have 13.5k shares invested on SNDL. Guess all I can do is hope for the best.

>>28056545
>>28056474
>>28056390
he can survive he just needs to wait a year or two for amc to recover

>>28056232
I thought it over and now I think I also don't respect women.

>>28056598
People have been suspecting a crash every day for the past 10 years.

>>28056614
anon he's schizo and autistic. Also his parent's don't love him. He admitted his retard bux weren't enough to survive off of. Someone should have helped him.

>>28056660
He sold the bottom...

I hope you bought Barrick Gold because we are stopping at 30 only

AJ shilled LUM in his video and it might actually be a big brain play, on the other hand his picks are always shit

>>28056617
Will TQQQ be down tomorrow?
Better question, should I buy even if it's not?

>>28055830
If the call is out of the money on exp you keep the premium and the shares. If it’s in the money the contract owner can exercise and you have to sell the shares at that price and miss out on potential gains.

Downsides your shares are held as collateral while the contract is open and potential loss of unrealized gains

>>28056665
Apologize please. If the sexism keeps up we won’t be able to keep having these threads.

>>28056406
Just the physical so that I’m never tempted to use it again.

>>28056411
I only started with a few grand back with the Covid crash because of easy gains. But now that I have the money, I’m taking care of it.

Anyone else do boomer investing?

>>28055585

>>28056643
Depends how much you believe the hype. Id withdraw some at 10-30% gains and then once recover initial position you can feel safe gambling for higher returns.

shill me an earnings play this week I have too much cash and need some action

pls crash

soon

is sndl pumping monday? worth buying instead of spce?

>>28056716
They're Canadian listed so I'll listen. What happens to gold miners during recessions?

>>28056771
CRBP and RKT
get RKT soon as you can monday

>>28056588
>are seen as goyim

Personal experience and the accounts of others around me tells me this is not the case. Except for this faggot from israel who kept getting bullied by the spergy egyptian kid whose little sister had a cute latina friend. Also the egyptian kid got bullied by the black girl who liked south park. And then there was the unrelated black kid who got promoted up one math class and then thought he was hot shit and better than everyone else. Fuck you, Alex.

>>28056744
TQQQ ONLY GOES UP.

>>28056577
There is much wisdom in this image. The digits don't lie.

>>28056753
After carefully considering the matter, I have decided not to issue an apology and instead to entirely disregard women and prefer instead the pursuit of currency.

Anyone know any cool stocks?

>>28056049
they were really getting railed due to poor mismanagement for the last couple years. It looks like they may be turning a corner now though. 50 EMA just crossed 200 EMA a couple weeks ago, book value is higher than market cap, good buy for slow boomer gains right now imo.

>>28056790
is it a meme stock with no real viable business model? If yes, then of course it is worth buying

>>28056740
there's only one lum i'm investing in and it's sure as fuck not gonna be a canadian gold stock

>>28056771
TWTR puts AH on Tuesday, they're going to be bad after Trump got the boot

>>28056820
FATE
because it has a cool ticker

>>28056599
Shill me a nice call option

>>28056764
I can’t wait for this all to crash and burn.

>>28056807
I have a lot of RKT calls already. you think I should buy more?

>>28056760
Well anon I hope you learned your lesson about jewish blood tax.

Wat stocks ahve kewl names

>>28056764
Mother fuckers... I thought forgetful Biden wouldn't do this shit, I just sold...

>>28056761
What's there to talk about? You get your portfolio rebalanced? You keepin' the faith that bonds have a place in your portfolio?

>>28056895
absolutely

>>28056771
>CHGG

AQB WILL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28056913
you like mutant people eating salmon anon?

What is a good target to buy back into SAVA?

>>28056764
>July
LMAO

>>28056880
ITM LEAP on SPY

>>28056871
Thank you for the reply.

>>28056820
Kratos sells AI powered swarms of killer stealth drones, and laser weapons for the Navy

>>28056807
when are RKT earnings?

>>28055211
Going in on UXIN tomorrow, i believe in China's 5 year plan and UXIN has govt backing. America is freefalling right now and will be a nation of literal serfs by 2030.

>>28056764
Like minorities need any more incentive to shit out more kids

VGAC please do good tomorrow

>>28055326
GmE is dead AMC Cartel going to 50 a share.

>>28056764
That is in the second bill. In 3 weeks the 1.9 trillion will take effect and they will start in March on getting the 6 trillion second bill hammered out. Basically why the markets wont crash and crypto will begin to go through the roof.

reddit hates sndl so I love sndl, based?

>>28057011
on the 9th

>>28056761
Thinking of buying my aunts home after she passed. I currently adminster it as part of an estate but my research this afternoon was harder than I expected to figure out home appreciation values.

how fucked are we, $GOEVbros?
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-02-08/hyundai-kia-say-they-aren-t-in-ev-discussions-with-apple

>>28056169
Get that motherfucker to come over here one more time so we can laugh t him before giving him a hug.

>>28056793
Inflation is the issue friend. Gold should go up with it and Barrick is undervalued as a company too so you win on 2 fronts

>>28056913
FATE
MOON
HERO
BBC

>>28056913
UUUU
CHAD
GAYMF

>>28056996
How?

>>28055241
Elon Musk is the human manifestation of a Popular Science magazine.

>>28056599
No

>>28056577
Checked, I didn't know there was a strategy that brings down your average, beyond averaging down by buying. Guess I have to take a few more trips to investopedia

>>28056747
Oh, so if the goal is to use this option for profit, you would want your contract to exp out of the money in order to keep the premiums and your shares which allows you to do more covered calls since you still have the shares. Am I understanding that right?

>>28056764
JUST LET ME GET A JOB

>>28056981
I was asking knockoff PLTR shill about his stock. But I'll check some of those out

>>28057049
based apple, they were probably in talks and tim cook dumped them as soon as those stupid gooks leaked it

>>28056764
K, so we giving money for nothing to blacks that shit out half a dozen kids now.
No regard for the young adults the work in the restaurants and transportation shit; just nigs that we’re unemployed to begin with.
Cool.

>King of the Poo SPACs are easy money if you dump on his pajeet army
Do the needful.

>futures

>>28056064
They are finding out if they are approved or not this Friday. So I either crab and lose 5% or 2x my money.

>>28057049
sweet, already sold last week

>>28056951
I forget

>>28057049
>apple car rumors were all false
what the fug

>>28057041
Right, the point was that they are making this an ongoing thing now

>>28057107
>GAYMF

hmmm yes let me invest

>>28056793
Also their earnings are this week. I'm expecting it to be the catalyst

>>28056996
I'm in on KTOS got shilled earlier this week and bought 100 shares

>>28055241
>more vaporware
1 MILLION ROBOTAXIS ALWAYS TOMORROW

>trillion used to be debt owed since start of the country 200 years ago
>trillions are now used to describe value of gibs month to month

>>28057194
Obligatory "I think you're already the majority shareholder"

>>28057112
What do you mean how? They build laser point defense systems and killer stealth drones. They sell them to the Navy and Air Force. They also do things like space tracking and ground services for satellites.

Worth getting back into UUUU at this point?
If not what should I get into? Or just TQQQ all the way? Or retard FOMO into Ethereum?

>>28057154
Unlike just about every short term option under the sun, ITM LEAPs are profitable on average from the simulations that I’ve ran on at least SPY

>>28056847
SNDL has recently paid off all its debts and closed it's earnings call of 74 million dollars don't know what means in the long run but it has to be good news right?

>>28057228
yeah i can type words too

COTY anyone?

>>28055611
buy MO and hold forever

I just had sex for the purpose of reproduction what stock should I buy at open?

>>28056923
I DCA into a few different ETFs, max out a Roth IRA, keep a large amount in high yield savings and consistently buy dividend king stocks. What other boomer shit should I do? I wanna go super-boomer status.

$CLVR

We're on the ground floor the most innovative, optimized and vertically integrated marijuana stock on the planet.

Get in before US federally legalizes marijuana.

>>28057157
We need to figure out the stocks that cater to black women when they claim 15000 a month in gibs from child support

>>28057154
TLS and PLTR are in different sectors. I really don't understand where people are getting that shit from.

>>28056058
alef.wt.a

>>28057249
You know it

is tinny actually dead?

I'm buying the bong 3x SPY next time bobo comes

>>28057125
Yes, the best outcome is your CC expiring just out of the money so you keep the premium and the gains from the underlying stock.

Which stonks will moon tomorrow?

>>28056913
BOTY

>>28057340
Well using savings accounts rather than SPACs near NAV and chasing dividends instead of total return definitely puts you ahead.

Have you considered balancing out your investing with a reverse mortgage and a couple boat loans?

>>28057043
no they are on the 25th

>>28057409
Yes

>>28057361
MCD

>>28057125
Yes and the further out the higher your premium will be but the chance of the price going up is higher check out implied volatility

>>28057049
looks like my $AAPL is going to tank
shit

>>28057265
Say, that is pretty cool!

BB calls expiring next week 16 strike amigonnamakeit

>>28057159
31K DOW? Rejected

What’s this pattern called?

>>28057424
BILI, BABA, BIDU, TCEHY, BDS, PDD, NIO. Get in while you still can.

>>28057340
you must own KO to achieve super boomer status. super boomers are buying MO now as well while the yield is retarded high

>>28057361
Consumer electronics. Car leases. """"beauty""""" products. Abortions.

>>28056764
Holy fuck this is even better than I thought... forget about about SPY, Gold to $2.5k, silver to $35, BTC to the stratosphere not that I own any, Big Mac sale price to $20, whatever works man just BUY BUY BUY.

>>28057355
where is canopy growth?

kinda looks like they "forget" to include the biggest and richest weed producer in canada, bearish

>>28057384
It's just because the memes for both are essentially the same deep state schizo stuff. But PLTR has Lord of the rings ones as well

>>28057469
damn well way she goes I guess, he should've just got a job at wendys or something

How long will I be holding NOK? I got in at the top.

>>28057452

>>28057585
PLTR isn't deep state. TLS is literally the Deep State.

>>28056764
>>28057482
maybe not then, lot of iphones gonna get sold

>>28057576
There is going to be so much dumb money floating around now

>>28056764
>No amount for college dependents
>No amount to college dependents

>>28057578
Clever is a massive supplier for canopy.

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/21/2019130/0/en/Clever-Leaves-and-Canopy-Growth-Announce-Regional-Supply-Agreement.html

the doomposting index is pretty high this weekend, likely due to reddit and /pol/ migrants losing 80% of their net worth from pump and dumps, expect a thoroughly green week

>>28057578
I sold all my CGC.

What is the website that shows a pie chart of your portfolio with some stats like risk and diversity?

>>28057601
Just sell at a loss you retard. It’s never going back up. Put your money in an etf or something since you are incapable of making good decisions.

>>28057546
I own 20 shares of KO

>>28055611
also autozone and oreilly will benefit a lot from the next stimmy so consider buying them if you can get in at a good price

>>28057531
you forgot something.
>WIMI

>>28057340
Have you looked into mega backdoor roth?

>>28057557
>abortions
This motherfucker gets it.

i'm going to bake. I need this

>>28057634
sell now its gonna go DOWN DOWN DOWN

>where
>is
>my
>/SMG/
>UPDATE!
You tranny enthusiast rycey holding faggot

>>28057576
You realize this is actually not us making buying power, but rather us just being forced to partially preserve our existing earned buying power by making more risky plays, right?
I mean what do you think will happen, the limited existing products and services will just multiply themselves for our convenience and not increase in price because the government printed some fake money?
It's fine for me, I have some land and a big garden, I can eat for the same price no matter what happens more or less, but you're just celebrating getting another assfucking because number go up.

>>28057668
Biden: "The younger generation now tells me how tough things are. Give me a break. No, no, I have no empathy for it. Give me a break."

>>28057668
$50K student loan debt will be eliminated any day now...

>>28057783
It's up.

>>28057745
What's that

>>28057759

>>28055524
>>28055548
Search by ticker: https://www.sec.gov/edgar/searchedgar/companysearch.html
Then look up the 10-k filing

>>28057680
oh i see
>>28057688
ya me too but years ago lol after the constellation brands pump

>>28057523
The week of the crab starts now.

>>28056764
>3k per year

Wait. Why are you guys freaking out this is fucking nothing? Child welfare already pays out way more than this.

>>28057648
What happened to PIPP? I got out when it started crabbing

>>28057789
Gains are relative, the vast majority of our populace doesn't participate in efficiently allocating their capital, as long as people are invested in some way they will be net positive relative to the vast majority of people.

>>28057813
As soon as my loans are forgiven I’m going back to uni and taking more out and gambling them on mutant fish stocks.

Migrate when ready
>>28057920
>>28057920
>>28057920

>>28057813
It will be $10k with 1-2 year no interest suspended payments for the rest.

>>28057668
Exactly. It’s literally just money for nigs that didn’t have a job pre-COVID either.
And they’re just going to use it to rack up more debt.

>>28057668
>wtf I have to actually pay back money I chose to borrow?!?!?!?!?
>but I thought I would guaranteed have a job because piece of paper, my parents said so and the government said so, so corporations must be to blame and lying to me for not wanting to hire me to be their resident anthropologist!
>WTF I HAVE TO PAY FOR THE TIME I BORROWED THE MONEY AND THE BANK DIDN'T HAVE IT TOO?!?!? WTF THE JEWS AND THE WHITE WASPS NEED TO BE PUNISHED SOCIOFASCISM NOW REEEE
Just work whatever job will actually hire you, invest, and pay debnts you gullible retard

>>28057634
DETROIT, Jan. 29, 2021 /PRNewswire/ -- Rocket Companies, Inc. (NYSE: RKT) ("Rocket Companies" or the "Company"), a Detroit-based holding company consisting of tech-driven real estate, mortgage and financial services businesses – including Rocket Mortgage, Rocket Homes and Rocket Auto – today announced the Company will issue its fourth quarter 2020 earnings on February 25, 2021. Management will host a conference call to discuss results at 4:30pm ET on this date, and a press release detailing the Company's results will be issued prior to the call.

>>28057523

>>28057648
That may be accurate but people will still lo them together because they have similar memes. I'm looking at TLS calls right now. When are earnings?

>>28057904
You clearly don't know what PIPP does or plans to do, you probably don't even know the various stages of a SPAC. Do yourself a favor and close your accous.

>>28057813
Yep. I think that is coming very soon

>>28057827
>What's that
idk. Google it.
Lots of FAANG employees do this shit from what I’ve seen.

>>28057107
>UUUU
He’s a big guy.

>>28056764
I have 4 kids. Looks like I can stop wagecucking soon. What should I put all my gibs into, bros? I’m thinking ARK leaps. ARKG looks good.

>>28057821
Thank thank thank you! I've been waiting since Wednesday.

Should I buy savings bonds to go super boomer?

>>28057991
I made money off PIPP so no lol

>>28056012
why?

>>28057916
Unimaginably based

>>28058494
Do...do you not know the fiscal state of the Federal government? Or the United States' demographic situation?

>>28056012
And they'll frame it as protecting individual investors lol

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the bot has been running 36 hours now and i'll post 48 hour data when its been that long. my theory is if they cant shill something at least 48 hours straight it wasnt worth looking into because it had no staying power