/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28084724
>

for noobs wondering how to buy this shit:
1. Fund a coinbase account.
2. Buy Ethereum
3. Go to https://metamask.io/ and install metamask in your browser.
4. Send ethereum from your coinbase wallet to your metamask wallet (use the QR code thing it's easiest way).
5. go here >>> https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x7fd1de95fc975fbbd8be260525758549ec477960 <<< and click the TRADE button. This will open up a uniswap window.
6. Set up a swap from ETH to HOGE
7. Click the gear in the top right and set the slippage to 5%.
8. Execute the swap and wait a few mins.

You just bought hoge.

If you have any issues, post here.


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more details on importing the token into uniswap
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>app.uniswap.org
>select a token
>0xfAd45E47083e4607302aa43c65fB3106F1cd7607
>set slip to 5%
>use whole numbers for the trade, decimals can give you an error

>>28084724
Woke up to a 100 dollar profit and another million coins man it feels good to be this early god speed op keep making Hoge threads

>>28084794
>those hairy hands
Boomer

>>28084724
Thank you for structuring a solid OP.
A bit of an update on some of the greentext.
>bagholders already surpassed 500. Still low mcap
We gotta check if the top bagholder still owns 3% of the total pool, or if they bought/sold more/got overthrown.

>>28084794
based

>>28085166
yooo i have some DONUT and just tried to swap it all directly to HOGE on uniswap, it looked like a transaction happened and i burned some gas but my wallet still saying i have the same numbers of donut and hoge as before i tried... is this not the way to do it? do i have to swap to ETH first? does it just take a while to appear?

>these absolutely based memes

>>28085355
What's the market cap currently?

Cant wait for Elon to annouce he has diversified BTC into HOGE.

Just a matter of time now.

gf anon back, HOGE chan is here

>>28085355
I bought 2.1 percent of the pool at 400 dollars I feel like a god

>>28085425
Check your transaction on etherscan

>>28085425
You might have to change the slippage

Is there a Telegram?

How would i see the amount of coins that have been burned thus far? With these street shitters selling so much, it must be burning a good amount, right?

>>28085957
https://etherscan.io/token/0xfad45e47083e4607302aa43c65fb3106f1cd7607?a=0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dead

more than half

I started with 200 mill and now have 390 mill, I like this

I bought AKITA and SHIB and no i don´t buy this doggo coin

>>28086029
This may be a newfag question, but if the coin has only been out a day and over half of the coins are burned, how is this sustainable?

>>28085752
>>28085812
ehterscan says this
Approved DONUT For Trade OnUniswap V2: Router 2

but when i swapped ETH for hoge last night, it said this:
Swap 0.382706 Ether For 548,598,072 HOGE On Uniswap

>>28086200
Diminishing returns. 1% is burned, but as the total number of coins goes down, a lower number of total coins will be burned.

>>28084794
Try again fudboy. If you're gonna use my hand, at least make the shoop decent

>>28086200
If you always cut the pie in half you're always left with something

>>28084724
>when a meme coin does so well, a bunch of rip offs pop up
yeah, im going to buy more doge
ripoffs are always a sign of good value for the original

>>28086421
Original as proof

>>28085711
cute, now give me a version that has a pair of huge milkers

>>28086200
nah check the transactions

490 billion was burned by the devs when the trillion coins were minted. the rest was converted into liquidity and locked

https://etherscan.io/token/0xfad45e47083e4607302aa43c65fb3106f1cd7607?a=0x17eaa83ae133449c34ed6092a0f7ef610c52e705

>>28084724
Please keep making daily threads op

130€ gas fee
Yea how about no

now we just gotta wait for elon to stop being a fag and buy hoge and for fees to come down

Who the fuck unloaded their bags on us? Fuck you we were mooning. Also, what the fuck is this gas?

>>28086095
Is this shit passive? Mine hasn't been increasing in metamask

>>28087596
I payed the fees I saw the potential, the fees will go down and anyone not holding gigantic bags when this thing goes to 10cents is going to hate life

Just came back from the shower. Seems like we're going through another dip. When will the whales understand that each time they unload their bags, we get a share of their coins and the rest is thrown to feed the flames of Hell?
>>28087830
F5 on Etherscan.

>>28087814
theres some pajeets involved who are happy to take a 2x

theyre too low IQ to stay in for the long haul 100x

just hold and keep spreading the word

i dont think so

sibaswap for win

>>28086536
Hoge chan is not amused

>>28084724
amerimutts are weak handed bitches

the dump bobos predicted since 11k took us down from 34 to 32k
rofl
don’t follow for this trash be a smart guy
now the best options is staking, high-liquidity tools, nft and multi-level pools
that’s why follow new poolz, you will like it kek

>>28087990
We are looking at 20,000% percent returns eoy especially if you keep holding and gaining hoagies

>>28088143
Wow, an ACTUAL pajeet

>>28087978
Just refreshes the page, can you be more specific?

>>28088143
His brain is melting. Between the boiler room temperature and his futile attempts at fudding the coin, he cannot construct any coherent sentences anymore and is slowly starting to show his true nature.
>>28088072
Not gonna lie this is really good. Your gf is very talented.
If she is okay with it we can have more reaction images from this chan. Really digging the potential.
>>28088365
Compare the txn amount you bought and the amount you are holding at this moment.

>>28084724
omg it's dumping.

I'm ruined :'(

>>28088768
does it really look like it?

>>28088914
Kek rip anyone who panic sells while we rake in 1000s of hoagies

>>28084724
>Hey lookit me I'm another shitcoin that can only exist on the ETH blockchain

>>28088914
i just regret not buying it when it was 30... i got in when it was over 3x that...

>>28088069
What the fuck is this lmao

>>28089235
Shiba "memes".

test

>>28088365
The amount updates automatically when I have metamask connected to uniswap

>>28088914
fuck this chart I was hovering over confirming a gas fee to buy at the very fucking bottom and I mindgamed myself out of it

I hate bulldogs. They’re the ugliest, meanest, dumbest dogs of them all. Fuck your American dog. Doge has Japanese superiority.

>>28089439
I feel you. Mindgamed myself out of <50 during the night dips.

LET'S GO BOYS. 2000 by EOD KEEP GETTING THE WORD OUT.

Picrel is what I'm buying with my gains

>>28089439
unironically its not too late at all, get in now and youll still easy 100x when this gains more traction. dont miss out again anon friend

>>28089590
Based, I’m going to retire with my gains maybe get a few ladyboys in some Asian country travel, who knows

>>28089550
pussy

>>28089550
>my life choices are determined from what I like and hate in this world
>this money making opportunity represents something I don't like, so I refuse making money

>>28084911
"undefined error"

>>28089645
yeah, this might not be the ground floor, but its definitely the first.

>>28089961
Did you set slippage to the one on the post?
Try between the range of 2.5%-5%.

>>28089961
make sure slippage is set to 2.5 or higher
&
swap even numbers

If you can afford gay reddit silly silver and gold and shit give it to this post and upvote as well

https://old.reddit.com/r/CryptoMoonShots/comments/leyhrq/hogefinance_quick_hype_based_memecoin_play/

Uniswap transaction to metamask taking over 2 hours.. Is this normal?

>>28084724
I've created a telegram at t. me / hogegram

Join it if you want. We need this thing spread like wildfire on the heels of btc pump

>>28090250
always choose fast transaction

I don't understand why people would sell at these prices. I don't even fathom why people would sell this coin at all. We've been saying countless of times that the tokenomics around HOGE is that buyers farm, holders burn.
No coin is going back to the pool. The fees you pay once you perform a sell on HOGE gets redistributed between holders and the rest goes poof.

The only reasonable answer I could get is if they bought at literally the bottom. <10 or something like that, and just want to cash out gains. If the intention is to drive the price lower, it's just not gonna happen.

>>28084724
Newfag here, figuring it all out early. Why the fuck is gas so high? I'm showing almost 100 bucks through meta

Im new to uniswap how come the estimated eth id get from swapping my hoge is way lower than what i got in for despite the price being up?

>>28090403
We already have one called hogefinance

>>28090519
Please dont buy this. invest in legit coins and not uniswap trash. You're going to lose your money

>>28090135
>>28090053

Thanks anon, how do I make it show in metamask now, says it has gone ahead.

>>28090696
admin is a tranny who bans people for retarded shit though

>>28090713
Are you saying I should stick to coins that are on robinhood only?

>>28090713
stop fudding, not all of us hate money

>>28090519
>>28090659
Elon's shenanigans.

Hoge > Doge

>>28090713
>legit coins

>>28090713
ChainLink started as uniswap trash...

>>28091030
...

>>28090713
>>28090891
The gas price keeps going up. I put 100 bucks through my card via coin base and when i was figuring it all out gas was 70$ now im showing 150$ what the fuck is this bullshit. Have to wait 4 days for more funds. The gas price tells me something is off with this shitcoin. I was pretty enthusiastic about it but i don't know now.

>>28090891
How about you answer my question fucking faggot

>>28090713
Why is it when people don’t understand something it’s “fake” Uniswap is the shit, cept for the shit gas fees

>>28090713
fud harder rajeesh

>>28091273
>The gas price tells me something is off with this shitcoin.

my gas price as $300 yesterday when i had the opportunity to buy at 30 sats, didn't have enough ETH in wallet... i waited for gas fees, but bought at over 100 sats...

DeFi Doge


This has such a nice ring to it doesn’t it anons

Just bought more

>>28084724
get in the discord trannies

/ZBEDj8pG

>>28091273
anon, the gas price is the same for all shitcoins

do you even know what a "gas" is and what affects it's price?

We need to make people see this as more legit.

>anytime someone sells I get a % so I end up making more money
this is actually pretty neat

>>28090794
add token
custom token
0xfad45e47083e4607302aa43c65fb3106f1cd7607

>>28091758


>early entry (coin is not even <24hs old and bagholders <500)
>solid tokenomics (1% distributed per buy and 1% burned per sell; basically "swingers get the rope": the coin
>top bagholder holds less than 3% of the coins pooled
>shilled first on /biz/, meaning no surplus of weak handed redditfags or boiler room Pajeets twitterfags
>liquidity locked. Rug proof (mentioned in OP)
>total liquidity exceeds those of other shilled coins like AKITA, WOLFY and SCAT (also mentioned in OP)

I hope most people here get fucking rekt so they learn a lesson. The only ones who wins are the creators and the organized shillers that came early. This is the crypto sewer, ugh.

>>28084724
OMG GUYS I AM LITERALLY COOMING AT THE AMOUNT OF PASSIVE INCOME I HAVE GENERATED SINCE YESTERDAY

>>28091758
The pup has sunglasses and looks chill AF. Can't get anymore legit.

Buy Hoge.

HOGE FINANCE LEGITIMATE INCREDIBLE FAMILY OPPORTUNITY TO PROFIT WITH A GREAT TIME TO RUN AS SOON AND EARLY

>>28091638
I wish more people were seeing it like this instead of a pump and dump

This has as much or more potential than MCDC for memes

>>28092141
Implying I'd learn a lesson from getting rekt

HOGE > DOGE

>>28092550
I suggest capitalizing that it's DEFLATIONARY because of 1% of tokens are burned (removed from circulation) when swap occurs.

>>28092141
it's a right of passage fren. I got rekt a few times and gotten pretty good at timing my exits now.
Of course, one can always get unlucky, but there's always the next shitcoin.

Also, most of us who "gamble" with these lowcaps is because we can afford it since we have solid long term portfolios.

>>28092601
kek

>>28092141
The creator only holds 1% of the circulating supply. You can become a whale for 1 ETH right now. It is fair and square.

>>28092066
Thanks anon, it asked me for "token precision" and pre-entered "9", what's that malarky about?

>>28092966
How many digits after the decimal should be displayed

>>28092966
exactly what it says, decimals of precision
how many numbers after the period it will show

>>28093062
>>28093089
Cheers fellas

>high gas fees
>token socialism

Kek, swingers fucking rekt

This is going to be huge get the fuck in here

WE PUMPING RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT

>>28091638
y, just wait until fees come down and we have the next massive wave of shilling.

memes ready

>>28093470
nope

why did it make me laugh, haha. Fuck seething dumpers

this idiots still try to provide their shit coins
lmao

and they believe that this will works, what a idiots

I just use poolz finance and their staking options, presale will be soon and I will get nice $$

>>28093470
you just had to say that, didn't you? going all the way down to 1 sat now

You guys can thank me for not buying this that your has pumped so hard. If I bought it would have rugged instantly at 15 when I was gonna buy last night. Fuck my life

>>28091758
https://hoge.finance/
>1% burn every swap
>1% distributed to holders every swap
How more legit can it get? Many people have already testified here that the staking is legit.
How many times do we have to tell people this is ETH DOGE and more profitable? I am not trying to come as angry, but redditors be redditards and will forever keep buying the bags at the highest price.

They said LINK was a scam four years ago and look where it is now. Every time they buy the top and goes down $3 they instantly panic sell and whine on the subs saying it's an evil scheme orchestrated by white supremacists to fund their shit in order to cope with the losses.

Just wish I owned more desu

Legit question I’ve wondered since the dawn of time... why do a lot of devs burn half of the coins on creation? Why not just reduce the initial supply? Burning right upon creation always just gives me vibes of any moment rug pull.

Also what’s up everyone’s mc target? I’m thinking 3m

>>28094144
10 billion.

What listing do I find the current price?

>>28094329
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x7fd1de95fc975fbbd8be260525758549ec477960

>>28094144
also would like to know why 50% burn

LISTING IN COINGECKO WILL ALWAYS SEE THIS HAPPENING WITH OTHER PROJECTS IN NOW AND HOLD HOGE FINANCE

How come I never see people but coins like for over $10k? You'd think there are whales with a shit ton of play money who are willing to lose it or make a quick 2-3x.

>>28094586
we are going to the moon boys

how do I view the actual price of this shitcoin

>>28094586
Come again Raj?

>>28094734
In HOGE there are no insiders, you can become a whale with less than 1 ETH.
This is actually the fairest distribution any meme coin has ever witnessed.

will you fucks stop selling at .000002
it'll never climb if theres always a sell wall there

>>28094734
there wasn't enough liquidity. in the first couple hours this was up I was trying to get a couple eth worth and the price impact was ~20%

>>28094819
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x7fd1de95fc975fbbd8be260525758549ec477960

>>28095033
relax, let the paperhands get out. Every transaction is free money in my pocket.

Eventually gas fees will come down and the buy pressure will blow the lid.

>>28094819
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x7fd1de95fc975fbbd8be260525758549ec477960

>>28095033
everytime they sell you get some of their hoge

>>28094144
>why do a lot of devs burn half of the coins on creation?
Deflationary purposes. Less supply = less quantity = demand slowly getting higher = higher prices.
>Burning right upon creation always just gives me vibes of any moment rug pull.
Liquidity is locked at least for the next four months on the first liquidity pool. Second one lasts up to August, so even if the original pool gets rug pulled by then, there's gonna be a soft cushion below us, and even lower in supply.
>Also what’s up everyone’s mc target? I’m thinking 3m
It can go as far up as it goes. While it may sound very optimistic, and it kinda is, more coins keep getting burnt with each dip we go through. See >>28090485
It's a matter of how many people we can gather on the rally. This is why people keep encouraging each other to shill it across social media and getting it listed on both Blockfolio and Coingecko.

If this coin managed to raise a volume higher than the other shilled coins ever could with less than 500 holders, imagine once it gets listed on databases and exchanges. More potential buyers = more buying power = higher volume = higher demand.
The more people we hook on this token, the more will buy/sell. And with HOGE's tokenomics, it's certainly deserves to be named the ETH DOGE. Just more efficient and realistically profitable compared to DOGE's ass massive mcap which will hardly reach $1, even 50c, also considering that it just keeps getting printed until the heat death of the universe.

hodlin' that HOGE

>>28095133
>>28095201

thank you my fellow autists now I can lose my investment and watch it happen live

>>28095182
>Every transaction is free money in my pocket
elaborate please? You telling me the coin will come back to my metamask wallet from people selling?

>>28095449
yes

>>28095449
1% of every transaction is distributed among holders breh

>>28095449
yes I'm up about 82M since I bought yesterday

>>28095642
same but I think about 70 million

>>28095583
I’m making about 1 mil HOGE every 20 mins and I’m not complaining!!

>>28095449
Not that anon but yes. Not sure how it works myself but I have about 20m more tokens in my stack than I did yesterday and I was just holding.

Every time there's a transaction in dextools my stack goes up a little bit, I can see it in real time.

>>28095583
>>28095642
>>28095676
>>28095686
I'm only a 350 mil stacklet but I don't see my stack increasing at all

>>28095686
Feels good man

>>28095880
my stack increased by 35 million so far. Check it out on uniswap. My telegram wallet tracker (TrackTX bot) is still showing the initial amount I got when I bought, but on Uniswap I see 35 million more coins that I could sell (which I won't)

>>28094144
>>28095287
If you don't believe me, believe on DexTools. The chart never lies, anon. Every time a dip happens, the token recovers in record time. Not only that, but also it keeps registering higher lows, and it broke macro pattern a few hours ago.

>>28084724

>>28095880
I would imagine that it is distributed equitably (percentage based on holding) so a stacklet would be receiving a smaller portion of the distributed tokens. go to uni. pull up hoge and have it max and wait. the max button will reappear when you are dropped more tokens

>>28095880
i'm up by 400k since I bought 3 hours ago and i'm also only a 314million stacklet

>>28084724
How tf do you use Binance if it doesnt accept americans

>>28095287
I mean I get the concept of burning for deflation but that is for over time burning. E.g. hoge’s 1% burn
But if you burn 50% of the tokens on creation it’s the same as just creating 50% less tokens... but now people have to go through and track the validity of the burn. What am I missing here? Cause I see it in many coins

>>28096597
binance.us

but get metamask and use uniswap for defi

>>28096597
Binance US or VPN it.

>>28096578
I came for the greens.
I stay for the memes.

>>28096597
1. Don’t be American
2. If you’re American, don’t use binance

>>28096305
Is that a wall of gasoline? Lol

Bump for pump

The amount of holders has stayed @ 477. That seems wrong, does the counter update slow?

how many lambos are you gonna buy when this hits 2 cents guys?

>>28097015
This is concerning, also where is the normie interest? Pump this stupid get. Somebody call Elon

>>28097015
seems so anon, it was stuck at 167 for me earlier

>>28084724
Can anyone help a retard put? I get error when trying to swap on uni. Pic related. Even tried suggestions in other thread no luck

HOLD THE LINE FRIENDS
DONT SELL

>>28096701
can you give a hopeless noob a chance and post an in dept explination on how to do this? Ive been trying to invest for weeks, Im not american, Im puertorican. Because of this I can barely use any platforms. I can use Binance.us and I can Barely use robinhood, they wont let me use that many features.

I have access to coinbase right now and thats about it. I dont know what a metamask is or uniswap. I called doge out knowing it would go up, I had a stong hunch on rubic and it mooned. Now i have a hunch with Hoge, Help a brother out bros.

>>28097175
don't panic anon, it just needs to update>>28097196

>>28097196
buy round numbers eg 10000000

>>28097062
If this hits 1 cent I will raffle a blowjob and lifestream it here

>>28097196
have you tried increasing slippage to 5%?

>>28097015
On Etherscan it's higher than that: https://etherscan.io/token/0xfad45e47083e4607302aa43c65fb3106f1cd7607#balances

531 holders at the moment of that post

>>28097062
>2cents
Would require a 20b market cap and sit in the top 10

>>28097196
Even numbers with all 0s should get your trade to go through. Don’t give up!! Took me hours

>>28097276
metamask is a decentralized cryptocurrency wallet
https://metamask.io/
uniswap is a swapping exchange for Ethereum's ERC-20 tokens (pretty much every shitcoin that can moon)
https://app.uniswap.org/
issue with uniswap is that it runs off of ethereum so it's transaction prices are directly correlated with ether's price, which has been skyrocketing as of late.
https://ethereumprice.org/gas/

for easiest access to mooning shitcoins,
buy ethereum on Coinbase, send it to your metamask, swap some (NOT ALL, you still need ether for transactions) of your ether on uniswap for said shitcoin.

im sure someone else can be more eloquent with explanation but thats pretty much it

How the fuck do we make normies buy this shit?

>>28097015
>>28097175
>>28097193
Only counter that seems to be updating is the Etherscan one, and that one can be pretty slow too.
We tried shilling on reddit, but unsurprisingly for everyone, they deemed it as another pnd since they lack enough attention span to read two paragraphs of text.

https://blockfolio.canny.io/coin-requests/p/hoge-coin

And hey, last thing: DONT FORGET TO UPVOTE THE BLOCKFOLIO FFS

>>28097276
also one of the best quality of life things about metamask is that it's browser extension is fantastic, makes transactions easy and quick

>>28097612
Push it as doge eth and tell them about the burn and redistribution’s if that doesn’t get them to buy then they don’t deserve to make it

Whenever you shill, the keyword is DEFLATIONARY and mention token getting burned per transaction.

>>28097276
i don't use coinbase but they surely have the option of sending ethereum to addresses right?
metamask is a browser extension/app that's a wallet for ethereum tokens.
what you need to do is buy eth on coinbase and send that eth to your metamask wallet by sending it to your wallet's address (you can find it on the front page).
Once you have enough eth you go on uniswap and swap eth for HOGE, but you need to find HOGE through the contract address shown in the OP because the HOGE ticker isn't listed on any crypto sites yet.
At that point you press the little gear icon and increase the slippage to 5% and swap.
The token should come to your wallet within minutes, however for it to show in it you have to press on "add token" and paste its contract address.
Godspeed anon

>>28091833
i almost made 20mill over night :)

> Please buy my coin I made up
> I will even give you a walkthrough how to buy it

>>28097660
How many upvotes does it need to be considered on the listing room? Or is it just like a change org petition form?

>>28097612
its kinda hard to shill it to absolute normalfags right now because of gas fees being too high

>>28097612
>>28097654
This is why I'm having a hard time seeing this taking off. Maybe if it gets listen on a main exchange like Doge in a few years

>>28097951
grats on missing the threads yesterday

>>28092789
yeah, i didn't just on my first shit coin until i have 10k. At which point i was gambling with the casinos money.

feels good.

>>28097951
Buy or keep seething

>>28093905
>You can become a whale for 1 ETH right now.
i was going to buy at 30 :) lol

>>28097276
>make a metamask
>send eth from coinbase to to the public address of meta
>swap using the Hoge contract address
>triple check addresses when sending eth or swapping
>beware that the network is congested with eth pumping and fees are sky high

>>28092141
wishing bad things on others just so you can gloat and go I was right. you're a pathetic geek

>>28095333
>333
more like raining HOGE with all these orders :)

>>28097612
We shill to reddit and twitter first, normies wouldnt even understand how to buy this

it just needs exposing to more people who are into crypto

if it gets on coingecko and blockfolio then we good

>>28097469
Tried that and got further now the prompt isn’t coming up in MetaMask to approve...sigh. Thanks for help tho

>>28098303
Hey you can sell it’s probably doomping I’ll just take those coins off your hands

>>28097951
If I lose like $100 I couldn't care much less

But it's a fact that $100 on this shitcoin has a far higher chance of paying out great money than $100 on any other gamble I'm gonna make, and I've gotten in pretty late too

>>28092601
The meme for this token should totally be that Hoge is the big black bull that fuck's Doge's wife

>>28098025
Nobody would have ever thought BTC would reach these prices when it first launched to the public in 2009. Same thing with ETH in 2015, LINK in 2018, and now DOGE is having the rally of its life, eight years after its conception and having every single tokenomic factor against it.

You won't get rich overnight, anon. It's time for you to pop those dreams off. Only a few selected end up in this situation, most of the times chosen by finger. Patience is a virtue. Time will reward those who calmly await for the day.

>>28098414
check your etherscan if there are any bugged out pending transactions
if there are then
metamask->settings->advanced->reset account

>>28098576
we already have hogechan

>>28098629
This. If you are super scared about your money like a paper handed bitch keep piling up coins till there worth something then sell enough coins to cover your original however much you put it and hold it’s free money

>>28095449
yes, made 20mill over night.

>>28095715
the millionaire club :)

>>28096305
ETH futures.

>>28097062
Maybe a gulfstream

>>28097951
i had the chance to get in at 30.

>>28098546
This. I dont get why people wont buy in. Everyone on /biz/ should put in at least $100 and then it will look much better with more holders, after that it can start spreading to other places too.

>>28097597
>>28097768
>>28097768
>>28098185
bless you anons, im making my metamask right now, I hope this works, Imma put in 100 every paycheck I get

>>28098576
This cute little anime girl can fuck every single DOGE holder as fast as she recovers from a dip.
>>28085711
>>28088072

>>28098438
you didn't get me. Its raining HOGE, as in its falling from the fucking sky. I'm sitting on this bag until it swells to 10^9

>>28098756
so neurotic looking. Why does that turn me on?

New thread

>>28098945

>>28098846
seriously, who doesn't have ETH just sitting in their wallet gathering dust?

ATM, HOGE is a /biz/ dominated coin.

Buy the dip. Hold.

>>28099024
I surely hope this absolute unit's gf makes more of these.
You know.. we can even commission different artists to draw HOGE-chan and advertise HOGE in the process.
Even if the artists don't do it directly, people can mention the token on the comments section with their accounts.

>>28099124
This one still has a lot of juice left..

>>28099191
with the redistribution of coins on sale it's like it was built to be held

the coin is only two days old too, absolutely has room to grow a crazy amount if it gets meme'd right

>>28099431
>one day old
Fixed.

>>28089928
Pretty much. If I don’t like something neither should you.

If multiple others that haven't gone in at least $100 yet do it with me I'll go in, I wanna see higher holder numbers. Is it stuck at 477 or have we run out of steam?

>>28100342
i think dextools is not updating the holders more than twice a day, its over 500 currently

>>28100342
DexTools' counter seems to be stuck for some reason. Etherscan has the most updated number, but it can also be pretty slow too.

>>28100342
533 on Etherscan
https://etherscan.io/token/0xfad45e47083e4607302aa43c65fb3106f1cd7607#balances

>>28100460
How do you know it's over 500?

>>28100572
Cheers, also I'm wigged out by the face the uniswap page doesn't have an icon for hoge, anyone else? Sounds dumb but DD etc

>>28100342
its just slow on DexTools thats all

>>28100728
It got released yesterday. Give the dev some time to handle all this publicity it gained so quickly

I wish to create an official Twitter page and reddit sub of this coin, but I don't know if I would get the dev's approval. Any way to contact them?

>>28100728
there's no icons for many new coins... BAO being one of them.

How can we get Elon to tweet about this like Doge?

>>28101490
Just do it

>>28100342
I'm holding my billion until 1000 sat.

>>28099431
i was apprehensive about buying it at first. I'm glad i bought in, even if it was later in the game.

>>28101644
Alright then. Give me some time to deal with real life stuff and I'll see to get everything set before the day ends.

>>28095287
Whats your price target for HOGE?

>>28101893
Whatever price the holders wish.
I certainly have my expectations high. All in or get out.

how do I get HOGE for free?

KEEP BUYING YOU FILTHY ANIMALS !!!!!!

>>28102104
Buy some and then it will accumulate over time.

>>28097196
Happened to me too! Quit MetaMask and reopen, also make sure your uniswap browser is fresh and hasn’t been sitting. Make the trade, be strong anon.

>>28101991
Id like 10 cents each but I’ll settle with 1 cent each

I'm in lads. Two things:
> How do we pronounce Hoge?
> What direction shall we take the memes?

Pajeets have caught onto pepe and womack's, we need something different.

HOGE HOGE HOGE HOGE HOGE HOGE !! WOKE UP WITH A ADDED 1B STACK FROM PASSIVE FARM LETS GO HOGE BABY !!!!!!!!!

>>28102507
same as doge but with an H i assumed

Alright dicks I'm in despite the fucked gas fee, let's ride

>>28102515
Where do I go to farm, anon?

>>28103001
All you have to do to farm is literally hold Hoge

>>28102199
Or keep selling and fill my bags

>>28103001
Watch your MetaMask as your stack grows every time a swingie sells. They will be priced out soon.

Just a quick reminder to everybody that, due to the high levels of gas fees, we might experience a discouragement on purchasing; thus, a dip.
Don't forget to keep buying at those discounts. Those who read the tokenomics of HOGE know how it all works..

>>28102515
Nice gains anon, what’s your pool %?
Only a 0.3% stacklet here

Hoge is dumping while BTC pumps. MCDC on the other hand is pumping right along side BTC. Cut your losers and let your winners run. HOGE IS A FUCKING LOSER.

>>28102273
>Buy some and then it will accumulate over time.
what did he mean by this?

>>28103753
Because when swingies sell you get 1 percent of the coin sold based on how much Hoge you hold

>>28103198
>>28103305
WTF
NO WAY

>>28103743
Together, we are stronger, Ronnie.

>>28103886
That’s what we have been trying to tell you. That’s why I put all my profits on the line because if this is worth anything In the futures the redistribution’s alone will make you rich jump on board or you will surely regret it

>>28084911
>https://metamask.io/
gas fee $108? wtf

>>28103340
How do we mitigate against gas fees?

>>28103850
how do you "get" it though? airdrop?

>>28104036
Mate I'm already in, I just aped without reading anything.

>>28103743
Lol yea right this hasn’t even pumped yet

>>28104149
It just gets added to your balance I’m literally just sitting here watching my bag make tens of thousands of Hoge but I think it’s airdrop

>>28104153
Based same for me but when I saw the redistribution thing I went all it

>>28104305
Just as soon as the gas comes down a bit, I'll stack some more

>>28104305
i wonder if that counts as "transaction" every little penny you get from them? would be bad news for taxing purposes.

>>28085711
>>28088072
are you still here? I want to commission some art from you/your gf

in for 115m

>>28104305
sry for newbing but you watch your balance in MetaMask or what?

It's still nowhere near too late to into this absolute cumcoin, reddit has had like one thread

>>28084724
let meme magic do its course

any way to tip for memes?

>>28094045
exactly this
buy HOGE and shutup

>>28105116
I personally use coinbase wallet but it works for meta mask too

lmao it's true my balance keeps going up. What a coin.

>>28105116
oh, looks like I can see the current balance on uniswap

>>28103743
Literally just getting started. I’ve got my Mcdc stack too, Ronnie.

>Daily volume:$1,153,236.33
thats a lot of tendies

shit i made 20k HOGE in a less than a minute wtf

WHERE ARE MY BILLIONARE BROS AT !!!!

>>28107221
2.87billion stacklet reporting in

Update on the Twitter account: it is set up and ready to go. We still need a profile banner to go along with it. If somebody wishes to contribute with some OC art depicting the best thing you could imagine about HOGE, you are welcome to do so.

I know this will sound absolutely faggish, but PLEASE keep everything suitable for work and behave like civilized contributors to society. Most of the stuff you do on 4chan in general cannot be applied on mainstream social media. While I don't personally like censorship myself, you gotta understand that shit like "faggot" or "kys" or "nigger" just cannot be tolerated outside of 4chan. We are trying to push this project together.

The objective is to bring potential traders into HOGE. If you don't behave, this could not only tarnish the whole operation, but also the token's reputation. Of course there's gonna be fudders trying to fuck with the whole thing relentlessly, so I'd appreciate that if you catch something that you know it doesn't belong on Twitter, to report it. This ain't over for HOGE. We are gonna pump that volume to the fucking Moon and beyond.

>>28107221
600m stacklet here
I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT 1B YESTERDAY MOTHERFUCKER

>>28106721
can you guys check your etherscan and see if its sending you transactions over and over? if not, how is it getting in your wallet?

>>28107782
444 million hoglet at least I won’t hate life when we go to the moon

>>28107637
Twitter banner dimensions and size limit.
>Twitter recommends a 3:1 aspect ratio, 1500px X 500px size, and maximum file size of 5MB.

>>28108136
it just increases. there are no additional transactions for every increase

>>28086509
Based and bullish

>>28108193
115m fml

>>28108351
how is that technically possible? anyone know?

>>28108511
3 MIL AHHH

>>28107221
4B hogler
already got my initial so I am not selling til we flip doge

>>28108659
would also like to know how this will affect taxes.

>>28108733
I like this idea we are going to fucking rekt doge

While I wait for the banner, I'll resort with a cap of the token's site.

>>28100342
Just got about half an ETH worth (poorfag)

>>28102199
Look at that fucking hogehogg

ordered 71mil HOGE

>>28109622
We gotta start somewhere, right?

If it makes you feel better, I'm already about 3x on Hoge

>>28109622
540m poorfags rise up

How do I buy it? I tried uniswap but couldn't find it.

>>28110357
Are fortunes rise and fall together, we hodl until we millionaires and then hodl some more I’m tired of being a poor fag I’m hodling until I’m dead

>>28111017
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x7fd1de95fc975fbbd8be260525758549ec477960

use the trade button to open HOGE in uniswap

>>28104305
I'm holding 690m but I don't see it increase in my metamask wallet

>>28111017
hoge.finance
there's a link to trade on uniswap

>>28111481
I click it but then I connect my wallet (coinbase wallet and also have a metamask) but coinbase wallet won't find the contract ID or the name hoge. It shows up in uniswap just not after I connect the coinbase wallet

>>28111027
Unfortunately even if this thing x100 i would only make 5 figures but i have no doubts excellent gains will be had. Hoge chads will inherit the earth

>>28111457
NVM I'm just blind

Guys when should we sell?
100x or 1000x??

>>28111807
20,000x don’t be a bitch

>>28111699
where is it on metamask? I can only see my balance on uniswap

>>28112014
nvm, just went to custom tokens and added 0xfad45e47083e4607302aa43c65fb3106f1cd7607

>>28111689
doesnt matter. get your gains and move on to the next x100. if you start out with 1k you literally only need two x100 to make it, and look how many x100 there have been these past two weeks alone

>>28112303
I'm trying to swap eth to hoge but when I connect my coinbase wallet it doesn't find hoge. I tried to paste the contract ID and that didn't work either. I looked at the custom token thing too and pasting their didn't find it. Did you use coinbase wallet to get hoge?

>>28104126
yep, this is why i pass on this. fuck that.

>>28112723
i got mine down to 50, still crazy but whatever i want my hoggies today

>>28112600
i just followed >>28084911
and it worked perfectly. I sent the ETH directly from kraken though