/biz/ - Business & Finance

for noobs wondering how to buy this shit:
1. Fund a coinbase account.
2. Buy Ethereum
3. Go to https://metamask.io/ and install metamask in your browser.
4. Send ethereum from your coinbase wallet to your metamask wallet (use the QR code thing it's easiest way).
5. go here >>> https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x7fd1de95fc975fbbd8be260525758549ec477960 <<< and click the TRADE button. This will open up a uniswap window.
6. Set up a swap from ETH to HOGE
7. Click the gear in the top right and set the slippage to 5%.
8. Execute the swap and wait a few mins.

You just bought hoge.

If you have any issues, post here.


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more details on importing the token into uniswap
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>app.uniswap.org
>select a token
>0xfAd45E47083e4607302aa43c65fB3106F1cd7607
>set slip to 5%
>use whole numbers for the trade, decimals can give you an error

quick post hogechan!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://blockfolio.canny.io/coin-requests/p/hoge-coin

>DONT FORGET TO UPVOTE THE BLOCKFOLIO FFS

OP forgot the blockfolio thread again REEEE

there are retards actually paying as much as the transaction in gas to get in on this


THIS IS A FUCKING SCAM DO NOT BUY

lul they still try to shill this trash here, don’t check it if you are not a stupid

wanna get profit with no risks - use NFT, best opportunity for 2021 kek
I discovered Playcent and that shit that u try to bring me is not interesting

>>28099223

mfw shibafags are seething

>>28099485
>Room temperature IQ anon here

Is that difficult to understand that HOGE is the ETH equivalent of DOGE, with a token burn making it giga comfy to hold ?

Try to stay away from tall buildings next week

>>28099700
don't bother anon look at his name, that's clearly a telegram shill or a complete newfag because none of them know that youre supposed to stay anonymous on 4chan

>>28099700
how do you not recognize that shilling bot
its been on biz for a while

>>28099410

Who cares if its a scam, this shit it gonna take off big if it catches even a sniff of attention

Seethe harder shiblet

hoge it

>>28099485
>wanna get profit with no risks
This is something even the lowest IQ pajeet scammer would say. You need some plausibility to your bullshit claims.

>elon tweets about Doge
>but he makes a type and puts Hoge instead

>>28099410
I refuse to believe you're the same dude who went across all the threads to fud on this token, even went as far as creating two rug pulls, one with the token's name to tarnish its reputation.
If you had reading comprehension, some attention span, and gave the whole OP an good, deep, thoroughly read, you would understand why people are getting in on this. Those who understand the tokenomics around HOGE know this is a rocket about to leave the ground.

But you don't Nobody ever expects for a literal Ranjesh to understand. You learned the alphabet at 23 when you first sat in front of that keyboard typing crap, boiler heating at max every day. You learned English by seeing people type in another language other than your ugly ass gibberish, and learned sentence structuring by force of habit.

You hold no power over this coin. It is over. You lost. Go back to your village and fuck right off.

>>28099840
>>28099882
I replied for avoiding to have legit anons hesitating to buy HOGE.

I'll always insist that you have to DYOR, but HOGE is fated to become an important thing. It would be sad to miss it today i think.

>>28100101
i'm white

>>28099410
Gas is in ETH... whose fault is it that you're ETH defficient? Could ave bought that shit half price last summer.

>>28100316
Denial.
The first step of grieving.
Gotta love it.

>>28099485
>no risks
>profit
Sounds like a scam

>>28099700
I don't want to sell. Made tens of millions over night.

>>28100101
fucking based

>>28100101
based and hogepilled

I want to by, but getting this error on uni:
> The transaction cannot succeed due to error: undefined. This is probably an issue with one of the tokens you are swapping.

What's happening anons?

>>28100946
Increase slippage to 5% and use whole numbers

>>28100946
increase slippage to 5%

>>28099410
Had to pay 200$ last night just bc they changed the farming contracts on 1inch

>>28100946
If you are buying on Uniswap, make sure the last 6-8 numbers for hoge are 0s. That should push it through.

i dunno if you're in this thread here but the guy who just sold 2.33 eth of hoge to buy TFT and proceeded to get DUMPED on and lost more than 50%

fucking OUCH dude, next time believe in the Hoge

>>28100101
Need more posters like this combatting the panjeet army shitting on the HOGE

I wanna make memes/shitposts, someone post the HOGE icon

>>28101400
can't dodge the hoge

give me ideas and ill make memes, i need the better hodge image too if you got it upload it

>>28101511
Here, mate. Have fun with it.

>>28098945
WHERE DID OUR LIQUIDITY GO
WHY DO WE ONLY HAVE 66K NOW

WE NEED FARMERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28101675
i'm still seeing $94k liquidity on dextools

>>28101675
it's still 95k for me

WTF IS THIS GAS FEE

>>28101735
oh yeah i just didn't refresh it after last night

roflcopter

thanks for the update kind sir

we still need more farmers tho

HOOOOGE KEEP BUYING !!!!

>>28101907
holy fuck lmao blame it on eth
but hey man we're still early, blockfolio and coingecko will moon this fucker hard

>>28101907
>Spent 100
>transfered 86 to metamask
>gas costs 71
>left with 15$ in hoge

Is this some sort of joke?

>>28099410
Gas price has nothing to do with the coin you retard. How new are you?

>>28102115
how am I supposed to accept this anon? Does it just go up the more I spend? the gas fee left me with 15, Im not sure If i should do it at this point. 15 bux is kinda shit for an investment of 104 I made. I still have my eth

>>28102225
it does
it depends on a myriad of factors. the coin and the way it's set up has an effect

>>28101659
thanks mate

>>28102306
wait until gas prices go down. I paid 40 or so, which is still way too much but at least better than 70 lmao

Focus on shilling the free hoge when paper hands sell, the newbies all hate paper hands because of the WSB shit

>>28102306
afaik no, if you invest 1 eth it should still be around that much, but you're right fees are ridiculous, but it's the eth networks fault unfortunately. there's not much you can do, i got in yesterday with 300 dollars and paid a 50 dollar fee

>>28102442
excellent meme

i put 50k here

>>28099410
Gas has to be the biggest fucking scam in Crypto, why the fuck does anyone use Crypto when it costs like 50-100x what a bank would charge you in transactions fees? My bank would never charge me $70 fucking bucks on a $87 purchase.

>>28102124
>>28102306

how fucking new are you

>>28102809
to biz? very. To 4chan? been here on /pol/ and /ic/ since 2010

HOGEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>28102778
hey, none of us are claiming eth is flawless, we're just here to make money, and also there's solutions being developed for this problem as well so it won't be this way forever

>>28102743
Yes bro

Enjoy the ride!

ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF

Just a quick reminder to everybody that, due to the high levels of gas fees, we might experience a discouragement on purchasing; thus, a dip.
Don't forget to keep buying at those discounts. Those who read the tokenomics of HOGE know how it all works.

>>28102124
You can't make poorfag buys in Crypto, 500 absolute minimum

>>28101907
Reject it and try again in 5-10 mins. It fluctuates hard

>>28103249
so basically we have to wait til gas fees go down and then spend way more than 100 to actually make it worth. How often do these prices go down. Please tell me this shit will be better tomorrow, its not worth investing 100 if the fees are this bad

>>28103416
The fees are this bad thanks to daddy Elon buying BTC like if it were 2011 and driving everybody into a swapping frenzy.

>>28103416
it might be down tomorrow, usually gas doesn't fluctuate this much, it's just that right now eth is pumping and the network runners need to process a lot of transactions thus increasing the fees

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>28102901
for the future, expect anywhere from $30-$100 in gas fees on average. This is all dependent on timing for the most part. When you want to invest $100 worth of eth, have $200. $100 for the crypto, $50 for gas, and $50 for if you want to swing trade or exchange out. Additionally, eat shit newfag

buy the dip faggots or rope later

>>28103597
>gas fees are a thing, swing fees are a thing
>eatshit newfag

Honestly, thanks man. Im very new to this shit and even if its back handed, I appreciate all the help I can get. Getting called a newfag after so many years takes me back to a better time.
Honestly

HIGHER LOWS

I'd chuck in an additional 0.3 eth but gas fees too damn high

god I want HOGE to fuck my ass

>>28104051
it'll be worth it in the end

Rubic has a good dip, I think I'm going for that instead.

>>28103883
what does that mean? i dont know patterns? shouldnt this be a good thing?

Estimated % increase this month?

>>28099410
i fucking swear the latest GME shit brought a lot of newfags who don't even know the basics of ethereum's shitty network

>>28104140
of course anon, it means that even when the price dips it still dips higher than every previous dip signifying an uptrend

>>28104138
I got into GRT at .23, Rubic at .11, FEG at 0.0...3888, and HOGE at 0.0....0490...feels good man

>>28104232
10000%

If I weren't already all in, I would buy the shit out of this dip!

>>28104349
fuck off, chad

Shill, scam, animal coin, retarded shills, retarded, uninspired memes, doesn't bring anything new to the table, same shit as Wolfy, Feg, and other shitcoins. I hope the shill team behind this kind of coins off themselves in the bathtub today.

>>28085711
>>28088072
>>28099693
anon are you still here? I want to commission some art from you/your gf

>>28104683
dont worry bro, you can still buy in

>>28104287
they're called redditors, anon
and this one >>28104274 doesn't even know the difference between cheems and doge

>>28104683
HOGEchan is not impressed

>>28104726
yes anon

add me on discord
metro floaty#1814

>>28105054
will do once I get home, thanks!

>>28098945
This is one of the worst fucking scam coins to hit this board yet. Low IQ shit.

>>28105199
actually fucking retarded
why did you ignore the threads yesterday

>>28104349
you still holding FEG?

>>28105199
read tokenomics retard

I'm in at 103. TO THE MOON

>>28105199
Thanks just sold 900million

LOOK AT THAT RECOVERY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>28105199
Just bought a billion. You haven’t read up it’s better than shib or doge or any of that other bs out there

>>28099223
I JUST BOUGHT HOGE ooooooooo baby

MOONING BUY BUY BUY

So how likely is it that this coin will get up to 1c? I plan on dropping $100 (im a poorfag). Will this be a rubic situation? Or will it be as stable as Dogecoin?

Personally, because of the token burn. I believe that in a few months it could get up to 1c

lets go no stopping now

GET IN YOURE MISSING THE ROCKET

Not selling this shit until at least three zeros are gone in the price

>>28106704
Who knows. If it gets to 1c then most of us will be millionaires so its unlikely but it can still go up a lot more than currently.

>everytime someone sells the floor gets higher
this a the comfiest shitcoin

>>28105842
>>28105199

I wonder what % of HOGE is held by /biz/

596956040 DOGE and growing with every translation. I'm the virgin who hesitated buying at 30 sat.

>>28104349
>>28104349
kek
grt @.35
rbc @ .035
Hoge @ .00...0390

literal poorfag took a 3k loan 4weeks ago. paid it off and now have 31k in crypto

Chilling with 200m HOGE. anyone have a guide for how to swap it back to eth? Not selling now, don't worry.

>>28101618
Do something with this

>>28107388
you just do it in reverse in uniswap

>>28107337
>DOGE
HOGE

ffs, lol :)

>Sold your DOGE? Get some HOGE :)

>>28106704
i dont see it doing a x10000 but x100 is likely i think(hope)

>>28102124
Kek

>>28102124
get stopped out of ETH?

the green dildos are not stopping, get in or rope when this hits 2c

>>28101618
one of those images that has different ranks for how many coins you own

remember to bump all hoge threads on /biz/ :)

Update on the Twitter account: it is set up and ready to go. We still need a profile banner to go along with it. If somebody wishes to contribute with some OC art depicting the best thing you could imagine about HOGE, you are welcome to do so.

I know this will sound absolutely faggish, but PLEASE keep everything suitable for work and behave like civilized contributors to society. Most of the stuff you do on 4chan in general cannot be applied on mainstream social media. While I don't personally like censorship myself, you gotta understand that shit like "faggot" or "kys" or "nigger" just cannot be tolerated outside of 4chan. We are trying to push this project together.

The objective is to bring potential traders into HOGE. If you don't behave, this could not only tarnish the whole operation, but also the token's reputation. Of course there's gonna be fudders trying to fuck with the whole thing relentlessly, so I'd appreciate that if you catch something that you know it doesn't belong on Twitter, to report it. This ain't over for HOGE. We are gonna pump that volume to the fucking Moon and beyond..

>>28107480
You talking about from current value or day 1?

>>28098945
SCAM ALERT. CONTRACT MINTING FUNCTION IS ON.
RUGPULL RISK: ABSOLUTE
t. programmer

Was thinking I missed my stop yesterday afternoon, but this chart looks better and better. Riding this thing all the way to 50m marketcap

>>28107832
How hard did you have to think to come up with that one?

>>28106704
Where aiming 10c we’ll settle with 1 cent we suppose. Not selling regardless without life changing money

>>28107744
based

here's OC, somewhat related.

>>28107832
seethe harder ranjesh

>>28104138
I have both lol

We mooning today!

>>28108001
Sorry. Forgot to mention that the banner is dimension specific. Otherwise it'll look fucked up. Appreciate the idea, nevertheless.
>Twitter recommends a 3:1 aspect ratio, 1500px X 500px size, and maximum file size of 5MB.

missed my chance, i'll get on the next pnd.
>it hasn't mooned yet retard

>>28107812
what do you mean day 1? its literally a day and five hours old. it doing a x10000 from 0.00000000 sure. i bought around 0.0000005 and currently its at 0.00000163. i can see it going 0.0001, and thats were i would prolly sell, even if it goes higher.

REMEMBER STATISTICALLY SPEAKING YOU ARE LIKELY TO LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY

IF YOU ARE POOR THEN DO NOT PLAY

BUY CHAINLINK INSTEAD

>>28105278
I am. Lots of holders now and active community. Has the most potential out of these meme pump coins.

>>28108274
Haha thanks for fudding so I can get some hogies from someone I’ll give you a few hogs when I’m on mars

>>28108274
Scammers in full damage control. They know this shit is about to leave our planet in a matter of minutes.

>>28108274
you should play especially if you are poor. what is loosing 1.5k gonna do? or measly 100 bucks. you have nothing to lose and if it moons you have some new capital to put into more safer coins

>>28099410
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x7fd1de95fc975fbbd8be260525758549ec477960

As long as ETH to HOGE keeps going up im okay with this in the short term. im okay paying $60 to 1000x my $50.

>>28108168
that was just for lols... i stayed over in Moscow a couple years back, went for a walk, this was just on some random side st. :)

>>28108456
We are about to pump holy shit it’s happening just two retards

give HOGE some LOVE

>>28108213
refer to
>>28102728
20x already for some /biz/ whales.

>>28108274
Phew, thanks for this tip anon, just sold all my HOGE and am all in LNK!

In the time it took to type this message im already down 4 figures.

>>28108801
Kek

>>28108638

ride HOGE to the MOON!

Alright bros I bought, but how do I check how much I have in my metamask? i know I have to add it in I just dont know how

>>28108274
imagine not holding bags of ETH :)

Let’s break 2 let’s goo! We got this lets fucking go HOGE

>>28109128

pamp it

While I wait for a banner that could fit Twitter's criteria, I'll resort with a cap of the token's site.

>>28109128
>>28109249
probably going to visit 130 before anything.

Also, it is more than certain at this point we're moving to this thread, right? Remember that /biz/ sets threads on auto sage after 315 replies. Let's try to stay all in one place and not split.

>>28108910
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x7fd1de95fc975fbbd8be260525758549ec477960 click on the metamask simple next to HOGE

/ic/ fag here.
I bought and have no Idea how how much I have, can anyone send me the place to check this shit. New fag on biz, obviously.

>>28109719
yes. time to consolidate.
>>28098945
is there a discord, telegram, twitter for this?

Oh, one more thing. It would be really nice if we had some sort of picture explaining the tokenomics of HOGE as good and simple for the normals to understand as possible. I'll try to work on it while setting this up but I am sure somebody else could explain it in a better way than I do.

The critical point of the explanation is the burning theory. "Holder farms; Seller burns".

>>28109835
Add token in your wallet
0xfad45e47083e4607302aa43c65fb3106f1cd7607

>>28109835
here are muh coins

>>28109874
Official Telegram group is @hogefinance. Can't post the Telegram link since 4chan detects it as spam, so you'll have to add the t(dot)me/ in front.

>>28110032

FEES ARE DOWN, I REPEAT ARF ARF ARF ARF

>>28110032
info-graphics

>>28110099
how much is this shit ^^^ where do I fucking check im so fucking new AAAHHH

>>28108274
When you die you can’t take any currency with u :)))

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>28107832
Anon, the coin is fully minted

Pooled ETH:25.96
Pooled HOGE:31,744,247,332.58


no wonder i'm not seeing big ETH buys yet. i wonder when

>>28110194
open uniswap and open a conversion to eth. click max everytime the button appears to keep track of your gains from holding. paste eth price it spits out into google and find the usd equivalent.

>>28110194
https://app.zerion.io/market/asset/HOGE-0xfad45e47083e4607302aa43c65fb3106f1cd7607

>>28107832
Scam these nuts indian faggot

>>28107744
I got you

>>28109586
Realistically yes, but we will get paid out on it so idgaf

>>28110135
>>28110421

All the volume that's to come. It's going to be raining HOGE from the sky :)

Early HOGE gets to bone :)

>>28110876
at this point, you might as well just walk away and let it accumulate.

/biz/ accounted for most of the volume on this one... /biz/ is the HOGE whale.

>>28104075
>>28104051
fuck I really should have. learned my lesson

>>28098945
>>28099033
>7. Click the gear in the top right and set the slippage to 5%.
>8. Execute the swap and wait a few mins.

Nice liquidity you have there.

>>28111411
The slippage has nothing to do with liquidity, it's more because the price fluctuation is pretty high so you set a high slippage to prevent your transactions from ending in errors.

>>28109835
AND THIS IS HOW YOU GET SCAMMED, LOSE EVERYTHING, AND FORCE MARKET REGULATION ON THE FINANCIAL SYSTEMNOF THE REVOLUTIONARIES

HAD YOU MADE A COINBASE ACCOUNT AND BOUGHT CHAINLINK HOWEVER YOU WOULD BE MENTALLY SECURE KNOWING THAT YOU ARE FINANCIALLY SECURE.

ONCE AGAIN, BUY CHAINLINK.

hoges and hogettes, we are now a 0.0000018 stablecoin

>>28112058
rude.

What the fuck does intrinsic gas too low mean?

>>28112058
>what is betting no more than you can lose
>what is risk
casinos let you put a million dollars on 00, this is like 5000x those odds

buy 1,355,947,273 for 1.50 ETH
buy 1,830,721,522 for 1.81 ETH
buy 1,938,250,665 for 2.03 ETH

>>28112058
This is how Pajeets end up when they don't get their Best Buy gift cards.

It's great that the coins that have been accumulating is actually making a difference in my portfolio now. Not much, but it's dollars, and it's only going to go up.

Fuck, I'm just so happy to be early for once.

>>28112927
THATS HOW IT STARTS.......

>>28112927
glad you could join us for the ride anon. WAGMI

>>28112927
same here, my only problem Is i cant read the fucking charts to hoge. No one is sending me a link and I cant find this shit

>>28113583
Dextools holy shit.

>>28113583
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x7fd1de95fc975fbbd8be260525758549ec477960

pretty sure its posted all over each thread

who the fuck is selling its clearly going up

>>28098945
Go shill this shit to /pol/

>>28114490
>fuck is selling its clearly going up
people who are 20x 200x up?... already

>>28098945
Ah, all these scamcoins showing up... just like 2017. Fun times watching history repeat, but this time I'm on the right side.

>>28114574
but why? you could be up loads more if you just held on

>>28114743
I dont plan on holding much, I got in about 275 worth in hoge, If it goes up by tomorrow I'll prob sell, since Im a poorfag, gains/losses arent huge anyway. and if I lose it all, oh well.

I have it on Uniswap and can see the transaction and all, but how do you see/get an overview over the gains from people who sold their coins (meaning receiving coins by other people selling it)? And how to transfer it back in the end?

>>28115308
probly have to do it manually checking the etherscans of sells/buys on dextools

>>28115308
By knowing the number of coins you have, doofus. I'm up over 1m.

And you transfer it back the same way you got it on uniswap. Then send the ETH to coinbase or something and transfer to your bank account when you want the cash

>>28114896
if nobody sells, then where are the buys going to get their HOGE...

maybe its the high Gas fees atm that makes people sell in large amounts...

Think about it. If you invested 1 ETH and now have 20 ETH, why wouldnt you cash out 1 or two ETH and transfer it to some USD... ETH could tank any moment...

>>28101618
Maybe toss him on DuffMan? Looks the part

>>28114574
x8 and not selling.

ARF ARF ARF

>>28115527
>>28115423

ok, merci. shouldnt trade on acid, eh!

again, scam

CMON!! SO CLOSE TO BREAKING THE 200!!!

>>28115852
please have sex

Update on the Twitter thing.
What do you think so far?

>>28116560
Not only can you send*

>>28116560
"$DOGE but DeFi" is a great slogan

>>28116560
also end with "simplest way possible"

remove the awkward wording "of simplest way possible explained"

>>28116560
Watch it grow*

Doge but defi
Also not cringe and useless

This is going to explode!!!! Fuck yea

>>28116560
design is great, font is horrible. use a more neutral font like calibri, arial, or helvetica

>>28115752
got in at 108, holding bag until 1000, then only selling to recover initial. riding until Skynet starts terminating :)

>>28116560
Change black to dark grey

>>28117079
don't miss the HOGE party :)

>>28116726
>>28116778
>>28116913
>>28116914
>>28117171

>>28098945
Does this token actually even exist or is this some abstract kind of larp? How the fuck do you even buy in?

>>28117824
looks good thanks for fixing those two little things

>>28117824
Looks great! Maybe a ! too

>>28117940
Try removing some of the digits

>>28117940
increase the slippage to like 5%

>>28117940
Paste the address on Uniswap. You also have to manually add the token to Metamask, which you do by pasting the address there.

>>28117940
Click the gear on the top-right of the swap window in uniswap. Adjust your Slippage tolerance under Transaction Settings to be atleast 2.5%

>>28099033
>If you have any issues, post here.
HI YES HELLO WHY THE FUCK DOESNT IT EVER WORK ANY TIME I TRY TO GET IN ON ANYTHING EARLY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IM SO GOD DAMN SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

>>28117940
increase slip

it broke out.

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!! Let’s fucking goooo!!!! Break ath we about to fuckiing moon. Get the fuck in here !! Ahahah

>>28117940
Make the 6-8 last numbers 0s and it will go through 300000000

lets gooooo

>>28118360
LMAO THE FUCKING GAS FEE IS $100 AND ALL I HAVE IS $20 OF ETH BECASUE COINBASE WONT LET ME FUCKING MOVE THE REST TO MY WALLET PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME NOW GOD DAMN IT I HATE EVERYTHING AHHHHHHHHH

1000X FROM HERE BOYS, MOON MISSION HAS STARTED

ATH INCOMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You've been warned.

>>28118112
>>28118120
>>28118171
>>28118267
>>28118282
THANK YOU BUT WHY IN THE EVERLIVING NAME OF FUCK IS THE GOD DAMN GASS FEE OVER $100

>>28118603
Ah yes. The disclaimer message uni sends me every time I swap a different token to free themselves from ever financial liability from retards. Thanks.

>>28118603
you mad that you didn't buy in pathetic fudder? dev wallet holding literally NOTHING, there's no rug pull here

>>28118622
That's just the way it is, bro.

>>28118622
Cause Eth is fucking stupid

>>28118603
that's how new this is

might as well load up while this is a /biz/ exclusive

>>28118458
Relax guy, hang in there. The gas fee will change depending on a few things so don’t feel the need to accept MetaMasks first offer, or whatever wallet you’re using. Try a few times and wait till you get a good price. Make sure to set the slippage because if it doesn’t go through you’re still on the hook for those stupid gas fees. And don’t forget the 0000000s! You got this!

>>28118603
How desperate are the fudders getting? Are you that mad you cant buy below 2?

I've tried buying multiple memecoins today and between the ETH gas fuckery and Uniswap absolutely fucking refusing to actually accept any order I send I do not know what to do. I can't swap anything no matter what I do. Do you really gotta pay a fucking $100 gas fee to get this shit processed? What the fuck?

>>28118786
imagine when this hits coingecko, binance....

>>28117824
much better imo.
Try making the headings brighter, so they stand outa little more.
Hello world also looks a little lost, make it larger and increase line spacing under it.

>>28118895
Blockfolio. We need more people to hit the links at the top of the thread. Do the requests to get it on other sites.

>>28118800
Holy checked

>>28118786
Literally came put yesterday get it while it's hot

>>28118722
>>28118713
>>28118786
>>28118846
Typical pajeets, you're always so obvious.

>>28119049
See how the cartoon has shit on his balls? Obvious pajeet scam.

>>28119073
i am aryan, my skin is white than yours ever will be mutt

>>28118273
Increase slippage to 5% and it should go through. Perfect time to buy the dip right now too anon

>>28118603
>still clicked "I understand" though

>>28117824
>>28118943
I second these suggestions. Headings need to be bold and/or brighter than the rest of the text. And an additional colour(a subtle blue/orange/green) might help it grab the eye a bit better

>>28119205
Lmao post hand nigger.

>>28119465
you sound brown

>>28119494
You still haven't posted hand nigger.

>>28119784
now you have confirmed you are brown. a white person would see I'm not the other poster

>>28107744
>twitter
you are a legend

>>28119880
>I switched from wifi to mobile haha they'll never know
Nice try nigger. You not posting your hand and claiming to be white should be all the proof anyone needs that this is yet another pajeet scam. Good luck on the next project sand nigger.

>>28113309
anon, shouldn't it be WAIGMI?

>>28117940
don't touch the ethereum amoount when selling
don't touch the hoge amount when buying
set slippage to 5%

you re gon be gud fren

GONNA BUY A MOUNTAIN LODGE WITH MY HOGE
after the 150x

I'm only sitting at 30 mil bros, am I gonna make it? Should I buy tonight when it dips?

Why is dextools so slow to update

155m stacklet here, am I gonna make it?

I am still lost, wheres mah money, bishes?!
Doesnt increase on Uniswap and I dont get a confirmation link of the trade sites.

>>28120761
>>28120627
600m stacklet here
we are all gonna make it frens

>>28118943
>>28119380
Looks kind of goofy to me. But you give me your thoughts on it.

So how much will i lose out on fees and whatnot if I only want 20 dollars in hoge?

>>28120627
HOGE will be up but the gas will be cheaper I guess

>>28120384
I appreciate it but I can't fucking buy in because the god damn gas fee is so insanely high. I have $1000 in ETH which FUCKING KEK BASE HAS FROZEN INDEFINITELY and another $500 pending LITERALLY FOR FOR THE LAST 6 FUCKING HOURS VIA MOONPAY. So I have about $20 in ETH which is literally fucking worthless since the gas fees to do anything with ETH are fucking $100+???

SOMEONE PLEASE JUST FUCKING END ME LOLOL THIS SHIT IS GOING TO 100x AND IM GOING TO MISS IT GOD DAMN IT

>>28120892
why is it in african colors?

gonna have to get a pretty big garage so I can fill it with cars bought with HOGE

>>28120800
>bishes
Holy new

>>28121090
buy through binance
send to metamask
uniswap

its that easy anon

>>28120883
I feel like I would be more comfortable with 100mil, what are we thinking the floor will be today?

>>28120966
I would say about 50%50% but with it mooning don't worry about the amount right now. But again, only spend what you can afford to lose, this is essentially a yolo shitcoin until we shill and meme it into the normieverse

>>28121258
nah, just tard

>>28121090
Use someone else's account and give them cash or collateral. Can anyone buy on your behalf that you trust and that has funds available?

>>28121174
At first I tried mixing colours, but it just looked straight out of a pre schooler's homework.
Then I tried to give almost everything the same colour, excluding some important bits. But I am not really a fan either.
Worse thing is that now I feel like everything greyed out is kind of messy. You just don't get to understand the fundamentals of the token.

>>28120800
nice to see the redditors are finally on board, welcome fren

>>28121316
Yeah and tell me how many fucking hours, days, or weeks it takes to get signed up and "verified" to the point where you can actually fucking do anything on binance? How many fucking ID and phone number and bank transfer code verifications do I need to do? Then once that is all done what are my daily/weekly limits? How long do they freeze the assets I buy after I buy them?

Oh yeah, and they're fucking owned by chinks lmao so its virtually guaranteed they'll sell your information and fuck you later. How anyone trusts them for anything is beyond me.

If gas is high just try few minutes later...in half an hour I got gas from 50 to the 140 usd. At the end accepted 52. Probably could wait longer and with some luck ended even lower.

>>28121450
I strongly dislike Reddit and never was there :(.
Help a stranger.

LETS KEEP GETTING PEOPLE SHILL REDDIT AND TWITTER!

So early still let’s fucking go

>>28121756
I got in at 70 and my bro at 75, Ill fukin take it desu

>>28120892
layout is far superior now, as for the colurs, I'd have just made the headings white, and the body of text a subtle grey.
If you are going to use colours, stick to just one accent colour, the colour brightness you chose is quite decent, not too saturated.
stick to highlighting only instances of $HOGE, "start earning today" and "watch it grow", or even just "grow"

subtlety and minimalism is key, too much information via colours is a problem, highlighs and coluurs are to be used very sparingly, those are the parts of the meme that you want to be read subconsciously and instantaneously.

>>28121861
Manually add the coin to your wallet.

>>28121886
Please wait until fucking moonpay stops fucking me to death so I can fucking buy in god damn it WHY IS EVERYTHING CRYPTO SO FUCKING GAY AND TAKES ME 100X LONGER THAN ANYONE ELSE AAHHHHHH

Whats the Telegram?

>>28122001
seriously how in the ever living flying mother fucking god damn nigger fuck CAN I JUST BUY SOME GOD DAMN ETH WITH CASH AND NOT HAVE TO WAIT SEVERAL HOURS OR GET RAPED TO DEATH BY FEES

>>28120892
>>28121174

>>28121861
on uniswap, check the pending trades, did it confirm?

>>28101618
>>28102442
>>28102680
>>28104274
>>28120071
The level of seething in Pajeet shitcoiners at dogecoin makes me all warm and tingly.

>>28122146
I feel like $HOGE should just be the same color as the other big text.

>>28122146
Instead of "to put it simple" why not just put "Simply Everything Doge, but DeFi"

>>28122103
welcome to the stress of FOMO. you get used to the wait, anon. dont worry, HOGE hasnt really mooned much yet, its gone up a lot since yesterday and is still going up, but its still small gains. i bought in 10 hours ago and have barely made a 2x, more like 1.75x

>>28121979
tenks, fren

What's it take to get this listed on Stock Twits?

>>28122543
How do you manually add it? Did you figure it out? I tried to do custom token and it shows hoge 0 balance on metamask but when I go to uniswap I can swap my hoge balance to eth
..

>>28122146
Layout is looking great. still hate the serif font, but it does ad a sense of authority to the text.

Highlighting is perfect.

>>28122148

how to check?

https://youtu.be/k2V3NrvThlg?list=PLVB8bc85QoOvqmjyfYxrOrkyR-ziiZ9ID

>>28122360
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>>28122376
Because it references the official site's motto.

>>28099410
Yes this is 100% a scam DO NOT BUT DO NOT BUY

>>28122146
I feel like you could just cut "It's main objective?"
Whole thing could use a little less words imho

dont mind me, just made 25 bux

LOVE MY HOGE BROS LETS GO.

I am a top ten wallet and we going to the fucking moon!

Making money while I rawhoge this qt

>>28098945
>>28098945
>>28098945
OP REMEMBER TO INCLUDE THE BLOCKFOLIO LINK
also we all time high!

also mention hoge-chan >>28099693

Just bought 1.5 eth, if I feel like it tomorrow Ill drop as much. Lets shill this shit on every channel there is

>>28123637
Based

WE LIFT OFF

>>28122676
nah, man. didnt figure anything out. hopefully sober tomorrow since the money is in.
If you have input, please provide.

"The transaction cannot succeed due to error: undefined. This is probably an issue with one of the tokens you are swapping."

How do I buy this schit, I am using a metamask wallet and uniswap.

>>28112058
shut the fuck up about scamstink you soulless geek. going into a non link thread and shilling your shitcoin is pathetic and virgin tier behavior. add in your manbabby shit posting the same faggot shit every thread shows that not only are you a pathetic geek virgin but you're a loser that throws tantrums he cant get in at cheaper prices.

pathetic geek fuck off and die

>dat price jump just from this am

>>28123854
click on the gear icon top right and put slippage on 5%

Crossboardingnewfag here, what software lets me mine HOGE?
I need separate wallets for ETH and HOGE right?

>>28123315

>>28123854
set slippage to 5% u dip

>>28123637
Is that a nutsack or a fat pussy I can’t tell?

>>28123906
pajeet rage detected>>28124066
>>28124066

>>28122146
Also should we make Hoge a badass Miami Vice type? I mean he is a badass already, but I love op’s artwork. Overglow to the max.

>that price jump
Wagmi my Hoge bros

>>28124230
Of course. We can make it into whatever kind of style. It doesn't really need to stay like in the logo forever. Tommy Vercetti HOGE. But don't forget about HOGE-chan!

>wake up
>moon mission still going strong
Fuck yeah

Retard here, and have a question.

What’s the best way to cash out on this (or any of these coins, for that matter) if/when it moons?

Like just swap it in Uniswap into ether and then sell on Coinbase? Should I swap it all into a stable coin? Use whatever I convert into USD/stable coin to buy Bitcoin?

>>28124085
cheer bruv

>>28124813
>>28124813
>>28124813
>>28124813
>>28124813

>>28124611
1.- Approve swapping
2.- Swap to ETH
3.- Withdraw ETH from Etherscan to broker/exchange of preference (Coinbase Pro highly recommended)
4.- Request withdraw from Coinbase Pro
5.- Go to Italy
6.- Buy Lambo and drive back home into the sunset

>>28124611
yes

LETS FUCKING GOOOO BREAK THAT SHIT! We are going to pump so hard

>>28122376

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q

WAAGMI

>>28124083
Looks good man, the only thing I would do is make those two white corners a light blue/silver. Just my opinion though