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you're giving me flashbacks of my own cringe behavior in the past where a girl would say hi to me and id start giggling like an autistic retard until every got freaked out around me and left

Show her your dick

>>28169020
so why are you crying, bitch?

>>28169020
>Gym receptionist told me to have a good workout and smiled

Bread, do you think...

>>28169020
Did you prematurely ejaculate?

>>28169152

She’s out of my league but my ape brain tells me I have a chance. It’s like when you buy a scamcoin thinking it’s going to do a 1000x but you get rugged, then you fall for it again a week later.

tell her you're holding link and then kys for a show

>>28169209
I'm sorry to break it to you anon, but you're in...

>>28169020
iktf bro
hold no expectations out, be a good person, and if it works out it does.
But if what you're doing got you here, don't change anything you don't WANT to, unless something tells you that you NEED to. Makes sense?

Best of luck bro

>>28169020
you should say hi back
and then show her how to do the backwards longjump IRL

>>28169020
:) Wgmi anon

dubs and you ask her out

>>28169020
From one autist to another
>Hi
>how are you
>hows it going
these take zero brainpower to say
while you say them, think of something else to comment on
It doesn't matter what the answer in reply is, she could say good, bad, fuck you, I hate niggers, whatever. I literally does not matter
Think of something else to say while you say the transactional greeting phrase
It's really not hard

No she didn't. Take meds.

>>28169020
>cute girl at work said hi to me once
>no girl has ever gone out of their way to say hi to me before, was kinda shocked so I autistically ignored her
>did this again the very next day
i'm ngmi

When you get a hot gf, you think you won, but your problems are just getting started.

u better fuck her now

>>28169020
here's what you do- ask her out on a date to the local petting zoo, if it goes well your second date is at the laundromat. then you take her into the bushes outside of applebees and pee inside her and 9 months later a baby comes out

>>28169020
This means she wants it. She wants a little of thee old in, out, in, out. But you must marry her first, lest there be fornication.
>for the wages of sin is death
If you fornicate you will be cast tumbling head over heals into the abyss to be tormented in eternal hellfire.

>>28169020
>>28169224
coworkers are free game. standards dont even apply. i dont know why but fucking coworkers is way easier than literally anything else. youre probably the only guy she ever sees anyway, strike up a convo about literally anything and in a week or two ask her to a bar.
>t. 4/10 sperg with a small dick and i fucked two really hot 8/10 coworkers on separate occasions

>>28169020
just ask her out anon worst she does she says no and you move on

>>28169703

I work a good job I wouldn’t fuck a coworker unless it was a shit tier retail job.

>girl sniffs me and tells me I smell good
>she’s married
why....... bros...... every girl I meet is married, it’s insane

>>28169788
i work a decent office job. its literally standard practice dude

>>28169796
she wants you to cuck her husband

>>28169333
Witnessed.
Don’t open up with the truth about Jews though, it has scared people away from me.

>>28169850
can’t I just get a nice normal girl who wants to have sex with just me

>>28169994
>Don’t open up with the truth about Jews though
Yeah that's usually not the move (learned the hard way). Sometimes comment on their shoes or a pet, or ask what they had for dinner last night.

>>28169020
rape her

>>28169020
I feel you OP
my nextdoor neighbor is an actual pinup model (I have pictures of her on my computer. .. hey, I found them for free!)
it's almost impossible for me to casually say "hi" to her and have it not be awkward
I can hear her taking showers through the wall...

>>28170015
nope
99% of em are all gene/resource-seeking whores
estimated 1/3 children in marriages are not from the husband

>>28169224
>a person acknowledge my existence, that means i can lust after her
wonder why incels are alone

I feel ya

>>28170263
my old coworker called me on my birthday and i got a boner just from hearing her voice. i unironically fapped right after getting off the phone with her

>>28169367
>autistically thwarting base instinct
that's the definition of making it anon

>>28170230
v_v

>>28170310
meanwhile i get cokedick when my coworker wanted to suck my dick in a party, oh the duality of life

>>28169110
I have so many memories of cringe behavior, it always makes me physically cringe when they hit me in the middle of the day, which in itself is cringe behavior. Help, I'm stuck in a meta-cringe loop!

>t-thanks, y-you too

is the only appropriate response ever

>>28169418
This
>>28169020
She just heard from Stacey you're into that crypto game where you buy invisible numbers on the internet, and she wants to know how she can get rich off it from being pretty. That's it. Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>28170477
>cokedick

this faggot doesnt get eiffel tower hard after snorting a teener
loooooooooooool
NEVERgmi

>>28169020
Have you licked her pussy yet, anon?
When you do, which is inevitable since she said hi to you twice, remember to suck on her clit like it's a worthers, and slurp at it like you're eating a juicy peach.

>>28169418
this
you get bigbheaded and arrogant
and see the next hot girl as easilu attainable and wanting to fuck
and tour current girl becomes old conquered worn out news

just find one bad (good) woman
and then fuck all her friends

>>28170263

kek at this thread. Redditors are definitely gone now

>>28169333
This. Fucking hell, talking to women is the easiest fucking thing in the world. I don't even understand how men can find it difficult or scary.

>>28169224
REPEAT AFTER ME
NOBODY IS OUT OF MY LEAGUE

>>28170619
I'm with you anon. I've had some really, REALLY spergy moments in my life as an undersocialized video game playing 24/7 kid. They pop up at work and I almost audibly sigh.

>>28170477
You should be shwinging a huge iron rod if you've had a whiff, lad. Wtf is this shit? Are you sure you're even sniffing coke?

>>28169020
She’s a succubus, trying to steal your life force ask for a transfer as soon as possible

>>28170986
ASK NOT "WHO IS GOING TO LET ME?"
BUT "WHO IS GOING TO STOP ME?"

She's not interested or she would tell you. Just being honest. Girls are more brazen than ever these days. They will literally just walk up to guys and ask for their numver.
If she is just saying hi, its because she thinks you are nonthreatening and pitiful.
I know because girls tend to say hi to me and i am very ugly. But if I even thought about anything more than that pity greeting, the disgust they had for me shined through.

If you think she is interested, honestly, make a tinder account and see how many matches you get with girls of her caliber. That will tell you all you need to know.

>>28170909
it's hard when you like them a lot yet you're a little feminine / shy

>see hot girl at work
>mind tells me she gets hit on all the time and guaranteed has a boyfriend already so there's nothing my subhuman genetics-having self can do, all fantasies disappear and all happy thoughts dissipate immediately, I don't even see her as a sexual object anymore, more like a prop in the background of my life, like how a sardine must gaze upon a coral reef

>>28171141
this
women today will let you know fucking RIGHT AWAY if they are into you, and "hi" isn't it
some may even make the first move, it's kind of offputting for an old-fashioned sir like myself

>>28171141

Tinder is fake and gay. I know lots of ugly guys with hot gf’s not a single guy met her on an app. IRL gives you a big advantage

>>28171186
You're only 'feminine' because you have it in your mind that you should be.
You're not going to take my advice but it's here for you all the same. I used to be a fucking pussy like that, and one day it dawned on me that I was basically waiting for permission to act like a man, instead of being a man.
You're shy and feminine because you don't want to upset anyone or scare them or be loud or anything. This is because you are stuck within the mental framework of someone who wants others to tell him what to do.
Do not, I repeat, do NOT wait for permission to act like a man. Speak loudly, hold your head high, and speak your mind. That's all there is too it.
Women like men to be confident, and confidence is something you take for yourself. It is not given to you.

>>28170619
Go to /x/ and ask them how to meditate. It really resets your cringe-meter after a little while.

>>28171404
Those guys did not meet her because she said hi to them. Those guys got hot gfs because of their social circles, money, etc.
You're delusional if you think girls just say hi to some random incel hoping that he'll come sweep her off her feet. Lol

>>28170477
this has happened to me so many times bro. you are absolutely not alone. coke will inhibit your anxiety enough to pull bitches but there's a decent chance you won't even be able to get it up

>>28171030
there is a huge difference between a few and many lines

>>28171259
this but I still look at their ass and thighs

>>28171259
You might be right about your physical level, but on the mental level that's an absolute Chad mentality. Reject vagana, return to PROFIT.

>>28171515

My point is you have to make the move irl which has nothing to do with her saying hi. Online dating is a retarded game for lazy simp males. You want a hot gf, you need to work for it and not swipe right hoping you’ll land that hottie.

>>28171130
>ASK NOT "WHO IS GOING TO LET ME?"
>BUT "WHO IS GOING TO STOP ME?"
based as fuck anon i'm writing this in my journal

>>28169224
Don’t put your dick where you eat bro. Unless shit job you don’t plan to keep just say hi and eventually ask for your Snapchat v easy anon

>>28171764
Good man, I love that line. I think it might be from Ayn Rand but I'm not positive. Inspirational and very strong words, though.

>>28169020
Bring her to Kleros court if she doesn't marry you and have 500 babies.

>>28170999
Checked. I used to audibly sigh a lot, I've stopped recently. I used to do that, and talk to myself, and pace around, and my worst memory was when I was practicing eye contact and held it too long with this cute girl and she made this awkward smile and I'm pretty sure I cringed at myself pretty hard. All that was at the peak of depression and resentment, I have made a lot of improvements though. I'm still quiet most of the time, but I'm more stonefaced and stoic.

>>28171498
I have spent some time on /x/. I ended up reading the Bhagavad Gita and some other religious and spiritual texts and it really chilled me out. I don't sit down and meditate a lot, but I have gotten better at clearing my mind and going into a sort of zen-like calm.

>>28172114
>I used to do that, and talk to myself, and pace around
I still do this... nice to hear I'm not alone on that. I talk to myself all the time when I'm alone.

>>28172114
If you ever worry about cringe moments, then know this:
This feeling is rooted in an egotistical mechanism that is basically there to protect you from the outside world.
"I did this thing and it was soooo cringe!" It is like distancing yourself from the act because you don't approve of it. It wasn't you. It was a cringe moment that you wouldn't normally do. You're not that guy.
It also hinges on the idea that people all think about you.
You cringe because you worry how you came across when you akwardly stared into someone's eyes for too long earlier. When the sad reality of it is, nobody really gives a shit about anyone but themselves.
The person who got your laser focused eye contact might have felt awkward at the time, but she forgot about it minutes later.
Likewise, she was also worrying about herself, and kicked herself later for doing this, or not doing that.
Socialising is like a game, that's all it is.
Nobody thinks about your awkward state after 2 minutes later, and neither should you. You are only the center of your own universe.

>>28170477
You gotta bring the dick pills, just no way around it really

>>28169020
Nice middle aged woman from my work said hi to me again heh that was cool she is really nice and happy

For instance, there's a girl at work who follows me around and looks at me all wide eyed when she talks to me. Really nice girl, with that kind of ass you just want to spank when you walk past.
Anyway today she was hanging out at a 90* angle from me, and I looked up and down her, and noticed she had a really plump pussy mound. Looked proper juicy. I looked up to her eyes and she was already looking at me, so she definitely saw me checking out her legs and pussy mound.
Instead if being shy and awkward, I just raised an eyebrow slightly, nodded and gave her a subtle, cheeky smile. A lot like pic related.
And then the next moment, she was talking about how tall I am. No akwardness. Pretty cheeky, actually.
She caught me perving on her but I owned it and had a fun interaction with her.
She asked if I'm in tomorrow too and if she can hang out with me, lol.

>>28173040
Like pic related*

Thanks for the advice. I've heard it said before, but you put it very well. I do take solace in knowing that. On the other hand, I worry about gossip and developing a bad reputation if I'm awkward more often than I'm not. Thinking about it, though, only serves to make me more reserved and nervous. It's best to go on the assumption that no one cares enough to talk about me. If I can turn around from an awkward moment and proceed with confidence, it'll be more easily forgiven and forgotten.
I'm glad I can talk through my irrational thoughts here. I don't even need to post this, but what the hell, someone else might get something out of my thought process.

>>28174171
>>28172528

>>28174256
No problem friend. I know what it's like so I like to help. Remember what I said about waiting for permission. Don't wait for permission. Be loud and speak your mind, and the rest will come. Fuck, you can even be cringe when you're confident, and you can just laugh it off.
I pissed myself once at a party. Covered in piss, all because some bitch came in when I was mid stream and puked, so my piss kept coming and for all over my pants.
I went out to the lads and said "I just pissed myself! LMAO!"
And everyone thought I was just a legend for being so open and confident about it.
My point is you can even piss your pants and play it cool if you have the confidence in yourself. It is EVERYTHING.

>>28169224
i kek'd
post hands wagie

>>28174630
thanks anon