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Kek.

>>28201263
Kek

How did they answer you?

>>28201263
Based

>>28201263
Do you ever verbally say the words you write on this site? I say them in my head but never out loud when typing but somehow I'll just accidentally use 4chan terminology I wonder why that happens?

>>28201263
Expect a call from HR tomorrow morning. Kek.

>>28201263
Kek you’re lucky normies don’t even know what that means.

> said "body?" in the tv interview

>>28201467
this keeps happening to me too. provided "nigger" is 4chan terminology

In hip tech companies people say kek over slack, it's popular on twitch. Nbd

>>28201263

they know you're a racist now. prepare to be cancelled

>>28201263
If HR asks you say you don't remember this happening.
Do like the psychopaths and deny everything.
They can't prove it happened.

>say Based in meeting
>boss replies "Based? Based on what?"

Kek is manifesting himself through you
The time is near

>>28201263
They only hear kek if they are from the alliance

>>28201263
Say nigger next time
Tell people to buy hoge

It didn’t actually happen. I just thought it was a funny scenario in my head. Gonna make a similar post on /tv/ soon.

>>28201598
An obsolete one.

>>28202041
I say lmao and kek all the time to my clients.

They should go fuck right off if they think this has anything to do with competence

>>28201263
Ever read that green text where the guy typed “niggers” into a captcha while giving a presentation?

>>28201263
go back to /r9k
>>28201467
If you did, they would know you browse this cesspool.

>>28201467
sometiimes when i drink with friends i slip some of the jargon

I've caught myself saying Burgers instead of Americans and Pajeets instead of Indians several times. Both in private conversations and at work.

>>28201263
>arguing with a client about 2021 changes of our TOS
>they send me a passive-aggressive email
>I send back SNEED
>they still haven't responded, it's been two days
LMAO fucking gottem.

You're done, you might as well quit in advance to preserve what little dignity you have left.

>>28202041
Lmk if you need anything anon

>>28202545
based

>>28201263
>Started stuttering and closed the meeting window

>>28202354
I can tell you're bound for a life of mediocrity, kys.

>>28201263
I passed by some chick at the mall the other day and i said bobba, to myself. Immediate self cringe. Gotta control the autism anon.

>>28202041
kek you fucking weirdo

>>28202545
>talking to my brother's girlfiend
>we are talking about about Europe
>say to her "yup, those krauts are crazy"
>"those what?"
>mfw

>>28201263
>Be me fat angry teen 4chiner
>Finally take /fit/ seriously
>Exercise and healthy body increase my happiness
>Find a cute enough woman who thinks for some reason my dumbass is funny
>Move on with my life new family give up the chins for a few years
>Get older kids now old enogut to take care of themselves, time to get back to gaming/internet
>Come back to the chins and find Booba and Poopa memes everywhere
>Later that night walk into my room to find my wife on bed on all 4s waiting for me like she knows I like
>POOOOOOOOPA
>Wife decides she's actually tired tonight

Fucking chans man....

>>28201263
said "niggers tongue my angus" in Microsoft Teams meeting

>>28201467
In like the last couple months I started saying fuck niggers all the time like as an exclamatory if i knock something over or something
yes i live alone

>>28201263
careful anon... u don't want your power lvls showing...normies ain't ready for your shit

>>28201467
I grew up in EU in a 95% white country and even I started using nigger out of the blue, I even have black friends (not African American) who think it's funny that I say It because nobody else has the balls to - but I genuinely use it because I forget to filter out my internet speech sometimes irl

If anyone asks just tell them it's a habit fr9m when you used to play World of Warcract. You did play WoW, right?

I refered to blacks basketball americans when out drinking. There were two blacks in the group of 8

>>28203159
Kraut is a normal term for germans. Maybe your brother's gf is just dumb.

>>28202503
same

>>28203461
as*

>>28201467
>I say them in my head but never out loud
I do the same. I think it a lot but never say it... I just hope I never will.

>>28201263
Is getting “mogged” a normie term or from here. I use that sometimes

>>28201263
Kek. But for real just say you are Korean.

>>28201263
KEK

>>28201467
I say based a lot out loud to myself.

>>28201263

>kek? I m-meant "cuck", h-heh...

>>28202041
Fucking lame. One time I meant to say, "I don't consent" but accidentally said, "I don't consneed."

>>28202041
/lgbt/ and /r9k/ does this shit too, do you wanna be like them anon huh huh

>>28202041
kek kys you faggot

>>28201811
If u didn’t reply “based on facts & logic” ur fired

>>28203461
I bet they laughed.

>>28202545
I've said Poo in loo, El Goblino, and Burgers IRL myself.
It confuses people because almost everyone I know is either a normie, a redditor, or the type that reads Dailywire.

>>28203791
me when I read this post

>>28202041
Kek based larper

>>28202041
Bad OP!
I'm out of this fake thread
Never lie again on the internet! okay!?

>>28202041
kek, appreciate the honesty. Hope you get a good number of (You)s over there too.

I say all sorts of stupid jargon and forget people dont know what the fuck Im talking about. I refered to a black as a jogger around my mother in law. She figured out the reference and thought it was hillarious

>>28202307
kek

A few years ago I started signing all my work email correspondence with "t." I put it in my auto-signature on my work phone texts too.
>Please see the attached schematics for project X5FAG8T
>t.
>Anon

Had a hearty kek when one time a contractor replied my email, also using "t."
A cute normie clerk girl once asked me what "t." means and I said its just the Finnish abbreviation for "Táärviskäänküöspürdöspeergälä"

>>28202041
lmfao based

>>28201263
top kek

>>28202041
OP is a jew

>>28203791

>and as you can see, the weibull shows the failure rate plateauing around 3% at the 10 year mark
That's looking pretty DansGame to me, how can we knock this down
>well, one option is a supplier level laser vibrometer line tester
Sounds PogChamp, keep talking
>the upfront cost is $3million
WutFace
>... but the reduction in warranty costs will reach $10 million at the 10 year mark
Pog Clap

>>28202041
based jewop

>>28205019
/tv/ jannies have sticks up their asses. They deleted it right away despite me making it /tv/ related.

People understand that KEK comes from WOW Since you cant understand other races it was "Lol = kek".
>fucking newfags. let me guess you also just go around saying "What the Kappa"

>>28201263
Are you the same kind of person that says “el oh el” and “be tee dubs” in sentences? Maximum cringe my dude

Don’t @ me

>>28205148
Oh fuck I remember reniggering captchas, good times

>>28202041
Lol I appreciate the honesty op.

I frequently find myself wanting to use the word "shill" but not knowing if that's a normie-appropriate thing to say.
I'm not in the US so I've never heard anyone say it IRL and I'm slightly concerned someone might report me for anti-semitism or something
But it just captures a certain type of pushy salesmanship better than any other word I can think of.

>>28201467
I started saying based years ago during the tybg years and now all my friends use based

>>28203791
same lol

>>28205841
Shill is fairly normie friendly.

>>28203290
I'm not even racist but the word being extremely censored combined with its phonemes makes it very attractive to me. It's such a fun word, if I could use it I'd use it all the time.

>>28205148
Damn it feels like an eternity since the nig nog captchas were a thing. Those were the days man

>>28205525
Maybe they saw that you admitted it wasn't true on here

>>28201467
I unironically sperged out the gnu/linux rant when I was drunk a couple of times when talking about tech in general with normies.

>>28201263
>>28203791
My entire friend group has adopted based and its czech counterpart and it's now frequently used in conversation by them (but not me). None of them are 4chongers though.
Same with jews and niggers.

>>28201467
I slip out "wew" every now and then but can't say "lad" because not a bong

>>28201263
>Said based in normie setting

That very moment I was socially annihilated.

>>28202095
Yea we're back to negro now.

>>28201814
Kek yeah

>>28206275
What's the Czech word

>>28206423
založený

>>28201467
I never speak to anyone so I never blurt out any of my autism

>intentionally slip "sneed" into sentences in place of "need"

>>28206498
>“zah lo zeh nee”
Kek

>>28201263
>Said Nigger during Black History Month

>>28206121
>unironically
it wouldn't have mattered if you did it ironically. normies won't understand.
I did it once at a class get-to-know-you drinking event when I was in uni.
for the rest of the semester I became "the linux guy"

introduced some applejeets to ubuntu and they converted

>>28201685
Fuck m8 now I'm attracted to pants

>>28206275
I said based at my rotation and a girl was like what’s that about? I just said it’s internet slang for being true to yourself (I started saying based when lil b was big)

I got scared because it’s linked to here and I didn’t want anyone to know I’m a racist.

>asked the cashier where the “Bull Run” energy drinks are

>>28201467
I unironically say sneed all the time, and will even sing songs while replacing any long e sounds with sneed/seed/feed etc.

I've been in this shithole for 14 years now and I don't think I've ever once let any 4chan lingo unintentionally slip.
>>28207001
>and will even sing songs while replacing any long e sounds with sneed/seed/feed etc.
Oh my fucking god lmao

>>28205693
Jay EF Kay my bee EF EF jill

>>28202041
kek

I speak all the jargon on this sight in real life and if anyone doesn't like it I tell them to go fuck themselves

>>28202041
good thread OP

>>28205190
i know what t. means from using it here; but i haven't used it irl because i don't have a normie answer for its meaning. is there a legit meaning for it? i'd love to be able to use it irl

>>28202545
I use the racial slurs in conversation with my friends. Mbongo pajeet sand nigger kike

>>28201263
I worked with a guy at my first real job who would always talk about 4chan.

One time we had a different lunch schedule and needed to be back at 1p and he told this other guy that our boss said to be back at 2p. The 4chan guy kept trying to correct him and after the other guy left, he looked at me, smirked, and said "TIRL". I said what? and he said "Trolling In Real Life". Wish I worked with him longer to hear the other cringy gems he would say.

>>28203791
same kek

>>28206726
lmao
I guess I got lucky in that lots of my friends could be called "normies" but all of them kind of accept 4chan culture so I can go on rants about jews and the deep state controlling us and bogdanoffs pulling the strings and they find it funny and sometimes come up with and start with this shit themselves

got drunk day after NYE and spent about half an hour telling gf who zyzz was and explaining WH40k lore and since then have been sending her and the friends videos of kyriakos grizzly screaming and some borderline nazi hyperborea shit and I feel like sooner or later I'll get them all to assimilate it all
sorry for blogpost

I said 'homogay' in a circle of friends and everyone went quiet for a while because there was a homo present
Do I ditch that friend circle? They think 'homogay' is offensive.

>>28207471
It's Finnish way to end a letter like a gentleman, stands for "terveisin".
In English it would be "with regards'
T. Anonfren

>>28202041
kek based
I sometimes make pointless larp threads too

>>28206515
Same. My internal monologue is almost entirely chan-speak and I can't be bothered to mode switch for npcs.

>>28207669
From my experience, people who get offended by the slightest things don't make good friends

>>28202041
OP spending his time being an honorary jew.

>>28203993
kek

>>28202041
omg this retard

Said ok boomer to my 37 year old team lead. Tried to change the subject. He demanded an answer. So I told him he's mentally like a boomer. He said I'm mentally a retard. Everyone including the sjw HR lady laughed at me.

Also, I used pajeet some time ago when we were talking about covid in india, I said we should bomb that shithole country filled with pajeets and streetsshitters. Funny thing my coworkers agreed on me but asked why I called them pajeets

>"normies"
>I AM NOT NORMAL! I AM A VERY SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!!! I AM VERY DIFFERENT FROM OTHER PEOPLE!!!!!

>called my boss redpilled