/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28571233
we are your frens anon

get a cat

>>28571233
based fren

pretty much the same except just a fancier job

>>28571233
get /fit/ and grow a personality.
Pro tip, stop cooming all the time. Goes for all you neets.

>>28571233
>half a mil and still working?
either larp or your really mentally challenged

>>28571233
One step at a time, anon. Cash out a bit so you have a buffer to fall back on just in case, quit your job, and dedicate yourself to crypto for the duration of this bull run. If it doesn't work out, you still have what you cashed out and you can find yourself some shit job again, but if it works out you could be set for life.

>>28571233
read the first two and thought you were me
then i kept reading -.-

>>28571233
same lol except i work in a factory

>>28571387
explain how to retire with 500k in first world

hard made: not day trading

>>28571387
why wouldnt he still be working? he doesnt have enough to retire

>>28571502
you cant retire with $500k but you can retire with 16k LINK

>>28571233
Convert all to stables coins and lend for 10-15% interest. That's 50-75k. Move out and become /fit/, find an outdoor activity you like and make frens.

>>28571233
just keep at it bro, you can retire comfy

>>28571233
Fuck your pity party anon snap out of it lad

>>28571233
Move out of your mom's basement faggot.

>>28571233
same

>>28571233
Once this covid bullshit blows over, me and you need to take a trip to Thailand. Then you'll know that you're a hansom man, not a virgin loser.

>>28571750
whats the best lending app? Blockfi and aave are averaging 9% for usdc.

>>28572110
And what if this Covid scare never ends?

>>28571750
This is the best advice unironically.

>>28571604
This is my plan. Living off staking hopefully.
>>28571842
>pay rent to Mr. Shekelburg so you can live in an apartment complex filled with spics
No. I want a comfy house in Montana or somewhere very White and cold to keep the shitskins away.
>>28571750
Crypto to crypto is a taxable event. I'd have to pay 150k in taxes leaving me with 350k. Basically just another normie cattle at that point. I'd still have to wageslave the rest of my life. No fucking thank you.
>>28571771
Thanks fren.
>>28572110
This was my backup plan if link failed. Take whatever I have and live in Thailand for a few years banging whores and lady boys until my cash runs out then killing myself. Anything is better than waging for the profit of this jewish dystopian nightmare.

>>28571233
>still live in mom's basement
cute

>>28572532
>somewhere very White and cold
Better move to Norway cause you won’t find that in the US kek

>>28571233
Money is a tool.
If you don't know how to use it then it sits on the shelf and nothing changes

staking truly will be the great financial equalizer for NEETs.

>>28572532
Who told you to go live in an apartment complex and pay rent retard.

>>28571338
good on you for posting this. didnt exect biz to be this based.

>>28571338
thank anon, nice pict

>>28573368
>500k
>cash out to buy a house
>-150k tax+tip
>-200k house+tip
>150k left to pay property taxes, utilities, food aka live off of
Nice advice retard. I'd be damning myself to a life of wageslavery to the goddamn kikes. Not to mention my house would probably be worth less if niggers/spics are brought into the neighborhood which is almost inevitable.

>>28573370
>>28573722
Thanks frens. Always remember you are at war. You wouldn't let someone rape and hurt your body, So why let them do the same to your mind with Psycological tricks.
To be a mortal god you must Strive for mind body and spirit. Having cash helps you, but first of all you need your self to be in command.

>>28574894

>>28571338
old AF fag here the nofap shit is useless and pointless if you are used to cumming all the time and then you just stop it only fucks up your shit I am not saying you should jerk off five times a day but you should jerk off when you feel like it

>>28575547
More than once a week is degen
It’s not so much about the pretend super powers as it is about the self control

>>28571233
I'll be your best friend for 100k

>>28571338
This. Get fit, get your own place, quit cooming so much. You'll feel better about yourself and make friends.

>>28572338

Celsius. It's fucking amazing anon.

>>28575547
imagine thinking "it only fucks up your shit" isn't proof that you have a problem

>>28571233
plz no bully.

>>28571338
I started taking anti-depressants and my libido went to 0. I was 0% horny and happy, but now that I stopped with the meds I'm sad, anxious and horny.

>>28577777

>>28574594
>Plans to pay for a house in full instead of getting a mortgage at a time when interest rates are at historic lows.

Is your credit fucked or are you just dense anon?

>>28574594
Btw you can avoid paying taxes like a cuck if you borrow against your crypto. Someone needs to wise tf up.

>>28571750
>find outdoor activity
>corona

>>28571233
Just wanted to say I care about you fren. We're all going to make it.

>Still a virgin loser
Only if you choose to be

Now that the racist incel faction is Over Powered for the race war due to their link gains, the disgruntled spook who got you hooked on linky wants to do step two. Commercial surrogacy tourism. Hear my sales pitch
>You've made yourself a crypto fortune
>But you hate niggers, Jews, trannys, and most of all, the women who enable them
>maybe you've even been public when their bullshit got too much, and experienced the inevitable backlash society dishes out in response
>well, now there is nothing stopping you from fulfilling globo Jew whore homo nigger's greatest fear
>securing your legacy
>with commercial surrogacy you can bypass all the usual pitfalls that lie between the talented white man who is conscious; and the white women who threaten us with extinction for non-compliance.
>you may say
"But apathetic spook, I don't want to raise a kid, I just got my gains!"
>But think about this, in todays age of unofficial social credit scores
>Your child, your proof of procreation, raises your status significantly across every social metric
>Women will think, aww he's so cute and he's an inherently acceptable man, hence the child he had with another woman(they aren't like us not wanting to raise some bastard)"
>Niggers, kikes, and fags will react in their usual way, but make no mistake, what they want most is for you to either have no kids; or, have children only on the condition that you and them, are rolled into their system of your eventual replacement
>You effectively disempower every group of anti whites, and people who are powertripping all in one fell swoop
>blood of your own blood flesh of your own flesh
>and no deleterious influence on the boy to make him into a typical cuck, this son can be an ultimate race war chad
>just think it over

>>28571233
>still hasn't heard of OXEN until this very day this very year of the OX

>>28575706
>fapping once a week

Enjoy your prostate cancer when you're 60

>>28578884
Helping decrease the chance of getting cancer doing it is not equal to increase the chance of getting cancer if you don't do it.