/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28624578
OP as usual proving to be a massive faggot.

>>28624578
cuck

>>28624661
>turned internet funny money into a status symbol

stay jealous

>>28624578
Wait two months and you can buy 3 of those, retard

Based. Daddy Elon Musk deserves all our money.

>>28624578
nice man, what did you get?

>>28624716

>>28624716
You sold early for a depreciating soccer mom suv

>>28624716
Capped and saved. This is going to be the " i just sold my BTCs for $20 WOW, so much money!" spicy meme 2025 NEEDS!

>>28624778
Model X

>>28624782
>>28624831
stay jealous

>>28624906
Only people jealous of your new fagmobile are r*ddit cucks and 45 year old childless women. Wear the mask, goy.

to anyone reading this:
just deposit your link and take a usd loan to buy the car so you are still exposed to link gains
you also save yourself from having to pay taxes....

This is why you don't give niggers money

>>28625041
>just buy a second hand used toyota bro
>do not enjoy your youth bro, keep investing till you are 65 and let your kids spend all your money

you are the one who sounds like a redditor cuck

imagine, over all the classic and iconic cars you could have bought for the same price, choosing to buy a depreciating ugly zogged tesla

you will never make it

>>28625187
second hand toyotas are infinitely more fun than a tesla

can you drift a tesla? can you mod a tesla?

faggot

>>28625187
Holy fuck LMAO

>>28624578
>being this good of a goy

>>28625507
>buying a car from an Alt-Right Anti-Establishment Revolutionary who loves Bitcoin is "good goy"

>>28624578
>tfw sold my tesla to buy 4k linkies at $30

>>28625431
I can buy a shitty second car to drift and shit, tesla will be my main car and it'll help me move up in the social hierarchy

>>28625588
>Alt-Right Anti-Establishment Revolutionary
>Tesla/Elon
imagine thinking this

>>28625588
bahahhaha the faggot that made money off paypal is anti establishment revolutionary

>>28625704
>I can buy a shitty second car to drift and shit, tesla will be my main car and it'll help me move up in the social hierarchy
imagine thinking like this too lol

>>28625830
why are you jealous? you seem like the type of person who shits on apple users because he's poor kek

>>28625187
unironically ngmi

>>28625938
sorry I'm not autistic like you. I wanna enjoy life and not wait till I'm an old fuck

>>28625074
Can someone give me a rundown on how to do this? I’m a retard and it’s not clicking

>>28626013
>trust me guise buying a car will fill the void in my soul!

>>28626064
girls like guys who drive nice cars, what's not to get? also tesla is a conversation starter as well

>>28626013
didn’t read, never selling

>>28625187
If it’s between me having a flashy car in my 30s or my son having a few million to start the Tesla of gene modification when he leaves MIT while I’m in my 60s, then yeah.

“A good society is when old men plant oak trees, in whose shade they will never sit” - Greek proverb

>>28625915
No jealousy here retard, I would not buy a Tesla unless it were to flip it for profit

Apple users are dumb because soldered memory sticks proprietary hardware unable to do upgrades like a normal person have to buy a new computer when your hard drive fails which it will within 3-5 years just like any normal hard drive lifespan
Apple users are often not rich either they are usually indebted up to their necks whether they are actually poor or middle class~ overextended to make themselves look wealthier
You bought a status symbol just like Apple devices but the only ones who are impressed by such materialistic acquisitions are people that will never have your best intention or help you when you need

peepeepoopoo you were not worth this genuine response but I did it either way

>>28624578
>spending the money you make...ever
ngmi

>>28626146
If you need a car to impress a gold digger in today's society you have much bigger issues then buying a plastic TESLA anon lmao

>>28626146
>relying on others for validation
Unironically ngmi.

>>28624578
great! thanks for playing! Think of all the people who will be jealous at work!

>>28626472
I feel bad for you, you don't know how to enjoy life.

>>28626593
>>28626603
>says the virgin

>>28625187
This isn't an ETF. At Link's growth rate 4k link is the difference between a Tesla and a beach house in three years.

I am thinking about trading some crypto money in for a cyber truck but with this "new normal" shit there's pretty much zero reason to own a car anymore.

>>28626593
lmao didn't read that above my post, wrap it up boys it's another elliot buying the car before he shoots up the place after realizing girls do not know what a "nice car" is unless its a horse or a lambo, even then they dont even know what models or years, a 1997 lamborghini diablo is likely to impress them more than a ferrari 250gto

Imagine caring what women think ever

>>28625631
Holy based

>>28626695
You are so retarded. Have fun seething when Link hits $1000 and your car is worth 50% less than what you paid for >>28626695

anyone who buys an electric vehicle is an irreconcilable faggot

they are looking for any excuse possible to ban gasoline powered vehicles entirely. gasoline powered vehicles represent freedom - you can service them yourself. they don't need charging stations or firmware updates. the establishment HATES that people can repair their own vehicles, which is why they're overregulating and making new vehicles as complicated as possible

teslas are especially bad because of the self driving nanny state bullshit. they don't want people in control of vehicles. it's one of our last bastions of freedom. they want the car to drive for you like a cuckold

by buying a tesla you are bending over and letting the state fuck you- and showing that you're willing to PAY for it

don't buy vehicles made after 2005

>>28625915
What's your IQ? Really no joke I want to know

>>28626695
>I feel bad for you
you feel bad for nobody because you cannot empathize with others, you have no genuine emotions yourself, you just consoom

>a fucking SUV

not even the S

>>28624906
>Model X

This one?
twitter.com/alifarhat79/status/1360381976931405827?s=20

>>28624578
Wow, the soccermoms are gonn be so jealous

>he didnt buy a V8 manual RWD sportcar before they go extinct forever

Pathetic

>>28626849
to make matters worse you are selling symbolism of freedom from the state (crypto) for symbolism of enslavement to the state

>>28626956
>twitter.com/alifarhat79/status/1360381976931405827?s=20
WHAT how does that pass safety tests holy shit

>>28624578
Also please tell me that this is a larp. How can you be this short sighted

>>28624578
There have never been a shittier car than a Tesla. I feel embarrassed for you.

>>28624578
you're a simpleton and consequently are never going to make it

>>28624578
Sold my 5k GRT at .87 to buy a shitbox and everyones acting like they aren't struggling.

Grats OP.

>>28626695
>calls others virgin
>needs a car to start a conversation with a woman
>buys car for approval
I think the only pussy you have ever seen is your own one and the one of your mother you son of a whore

>>28626653
kek

>>28624716
>status symbol
yea u deserve to be poor retard

consuuuume

>>28627312
you just BTFO'd him into oblivion lmao

>>28624578
Buy tesla for 4 million dollars wtf

>>28624578
thats a 40 million dollar TESLA in 2030 lMFAO

>>28626849
Take your meds you mouth breathing pol incel

>>28626849
single-digit IQ post. take your meds.

>>28626695
you sound like a larping 12-year old, quite sad