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The IRS has come to seize your property for failing to report crypto gains.

Hopefully you've passed your ledgerX to the custody of your lawyer and have encrypted your PC because shit is about to get real

>> No.28746934

>>28746783
I hope they like shrapnel, my last home invader didnt :^)

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>>28746783
what pc?

>> No.28747073

>>28746783
Its seal team 6 guys

>> No.28747129

IRS gets poorly trained, nigger tier, door kickers. They have already calculated cost to benefit ratio and know the tip of my spear is perfected.

P.S. That door isn't normal.

>> No.28747142

>>28746783
you thought your pump and dumps were funny, but now they've got one for you. they are going to pump your dog full of ten magazines each, and dump it down a hill and into the river.

>> No.28747183

>>28746783
jokes on you IRS,
I only pretend I own crypto when I really just browse /biz/ out of boredom!

>> No.28747215

>>28747142
which one, the stuffed one or the real ddr gst coming at you in the dark?

>> No.28747222

>>28746783
My ledger is up my asshole. If they want it they are going to have to come and get it.

>> No.28747262

>>28746934
I hope you like larping :^)

>> No.28747268

>>28747222
checked, based anal lover

>> No.28747319

>>28747262
find out nigger

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>>28747262

>> No.28747648

>>28747183
Me too... Whats a crypto

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I find comfort in knowing that most anons won't be able to cash out of their crypto before they're arrests.
If they can't sell, they can't lower the price.
Yes, I'm longing /biz/, how can you tell?

>> No.28747915

alexa release the claymore roomba