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"Champ, here we are: First stop we're gonna make today, and we're not going to go home until someone hires you right on the spot. What do you mean you don't wanna go in there? It's as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him your resume. Simple as that, Champ."

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NO! NO! I'M GOING TO BE A PROFESSIONAL SHITCOIN TRADER!!!

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>>2886758
why are we aiming so low , pops?

is this because mom left you to go on tour with that rap group?

don't you have any connections at any big banks or in entertainment?

Why can't you just give me a management job at your big firm pops?
oh because you have a shit wage slave job ?


well thats not gonna be me pops sorry bub!

>> No.2886868

>>2886849
damn...

>> No.2886878

>>2886758

Make sure you get a strong business degree. $100k in debt is no big deal, you'll get a job making twice that right out of school! Jobs grow on trees.

>boomers

>> No.2886888

>>2886849

*gets ass beat*

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>>2886888
*teleports behind you
*slowly unsheathes sling shot
*smirks
"nothing personal pops"

>> No.2886919

>TFw im a NEET and my dad refuses to believe you can apply online, he literally demands i hand in my resume in person like a fucking cuckold

>> No.2886923

>>2886919
Honestly for low tier jobs this is solid advice.

>> No.2886983
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>>2886758
Lel true

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>>2886910
>personal

>> No.2887013

>be me
>17
>last year
>live in well-off suburb in Florida
>subdivision pays landscaping company to mow everyone's lawn
>fuck that, I should be doing this
>next day they are in my neighborhood
>"good morning sir," I say to the boss after handing him what I thought a résumé would look like. "Is there any availability on your team this summer?"
>I now make $12 an hour pushing a lawnmower
>I'm getting hella fit working in the hot Florida sun
>in my free time I build websites for people
>also working on an app/website that will be released in late August
>also put my grad money in ETH, holding that bag but hopefully it recovers
>college is being paid for by the gubmint so no student debt coming

no, I'm not gunning for a lambo(yet), but a mustang sounds nice

This isn't a meme, friends. Just go in and work.

>> No.2887024

>>2887013
kewl larp.

>> No.2887038

>>2887024
literally none of this is a larp. Nothing in this is even something to be proud of. I have a shitty car and I'm still ugly, I'm just working to not be

If it was the student debt part that threw you off, research the "SMART" scholarship offered by the DOD

>> No.2887158

>>2886758
>XD we hip and trendy millenials deserve jobs because we have $100k degrees in memes and know how to use le social media XD
>ugh, no jobs? How problematic!
>save us Bernie Sanders!

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>>2887158
SYSTEM IS RIGGED