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>>29047897
>solar flare

Outer space is not real shill.

>>29047897
good. we deserve it

>he thinks DBZ is real life

Oh Japan

>>29047897
Quick! print out the blockchain

>>29047954
>>winterstorm

>>29047897
The sun giveth, the sun taketh away. There are certain risks that accompany sharing a small space with a two octillion-ton nuclear reactor.

>>29048059
what disease is that

Isn't this dude a fucking meme scientist that doesn't an actual respectable, critical thinking based field of study/research background?

>>29048518
he is a respectable scientist but he is also an autist

>>29047897
bye bye all money, you mean. 90% or so of all money is digital

>>29048518
he's an autist and a grifter but he's not exactly a liar

>Michio Kaku
>Taking anything this popsci zipperhead says seriously
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>29047954
this but unironically

>>29047897
Normies won't be safe either when their bank accounts get eviscerated by the rays. Only cash and gold horders will be safe

>>29047897
no solar wind can touch my pendrive

>>29047897
OOH NOO LE SOLERFLARERINO WILL HIT ALL AND EVERY COMPUTAH NETWORK IN DA WORLD AT THE SAME TIME OOOO NOOOOOO NOT THE SOLERFLARERINOO !!!!!!!!!!!!

seethe and cope.

>>29048166
Sôy overdose syndrom

>>29050024
emp is a joke. unless your device is plugged into a long cable and you are not in a steel concrete building that mostly shields you anyhow with over-surge breakers nothing will happen to your offline devices.

>>29047897
Bro solar flares are not real lmao. Imagine not trusting God’s Providence smdh

>>29048059
thanks, just sold everything

>>29048166
they found out people click more when doing those "something big is happening" retarded faces. same thing with the tabloid newspaper. it attracts plebs

>>29047897
>Michio Kaku is an American theoretical physicist, futurist, and popularizer of science. He is a professor of theoretical physics in the City College of New York and CUNY Graduate Center.
>and CUNY Graduate Center.
uhhhh based??

isnt the wef warning about something like this just like how they warned about covid? anyone got a link

>>29047897
This nigga also said he could make a light Saber so Idk dude.

>>29048149
Feels good knowing I live in a state where this will literally never ever happen

I have been hearing this for literally my entire life.

>>29048059
what the FUCK is wrong with white Americans?

OMG POL JUST LEAVE THIS BAIT IS SAD AND PATHETIC

>>29048518
yes
he is on the same level of the science negro, a netflix scientist

>>29054764
This is literally how you have to make your thumbnail to get attention on youtube. You think it's retarded, it's actually tailored for the platform for maximum click rate.

>>29047897
He's not fucking wrong, that's one of the things we're absolutely not ready for and it's already happened before.

>>29047897
Good finally this instagram, tiktok bullshit will end. I'll happily sacrifice my crypto gains for the good of humanity

>>29047897
>METEOR CAN DESTROY EARTH
>BYEBYE CRYPTO

>>29047897
>meme scientist says meme natural event will cause meme disaster
For fuck sake do people not realize how many solar flares hit earth daily? Even if a solar flare of a magnitude to fuck up our electronics beyond repair did occur I think you'd need to be more concerned about the other forms of radiation killing you.

>>29056033
>meme natural event.
yeah man, it's totally a meme, could never happen or actually damage communications tech.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_solar_storms

>>29047897
>what if a solar flare hits Earth and takes out the power grid
>what if Yellowstone erupts and blankets the US in volcanic ash
>what if a virus with 90% lethality is released
Then we're all fucking dead.

Blockchain networks should be the least of people's concern if this shit actually happens

>>29050024
>Only cash
Cash is useless without the digital meme currency

>>29047897
Posts a guy popular to soi's like that one black guy.

Why should we care?

>>29048059
I want to murder them all.

>>29047897
Yep, let's meme a solar flare just like we did with corona

>>29056033
>citing wikipedia
>even his retarded citation shows dozens of solar flares that have occurred without causing major issues.
Do you enjoy being stupid?

>>29047897
Good. If we get a flare that means it’s the end of all technology. The world and our souls couldn’t be better off from this happens.

>>29049860
Played a video game where one of the in game drawn characters has a face that looks like his. No doubt it was purposefully put in there. Was turned off desu. Seems like the kinda guy soi boi's would defend.

>not storing your cold wallets in a faraday cage

ngmi

>>29047897
Sounds bullish for solar energy companies

>>29057708
>no major issues
Yeah, only major communication networks and electronic equipment suffering severe damages. Equipment which used much less intricate and delicate tech that was less vulnerable to magnetic interference.
Confirmed illiterate retard.

>>29057708
Also you replied to your own post, you fucking moron.

>>29047897
all of the banks would lose their data aswell and paper money will in turn be worth nothing so why stress?

The internet can't be the only way we're making money here.

Besides I'm in it for the memes.

>>29047897
a solar flare just flew over my house.

Michio is a bit of a fabulist