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Bros I met a literal 10/10 and we are going on a date on Friday how do I not fuck this up, I managed to be a charming chad till now but this is just a facade for a semi-autistic poltard

>> No.29079797

Its not a facade

>> No.29079889

take phenibut mr chad

>> No.29079952

>>29079713
just be the chad you pretended to be
make mouth noise

>> No.29079957

>>29079713
Just be yourself. Women love right wing chads

>> No.29080010

>>29079713
Make sure you touch her butt a lot. Girls like that.

>> No.29080117

>>29079889
Ha don’t do this if you haven’t before. You’ll be non stop talking; more than likely let some anti semitism slip haha

>> No.29080119

Get in the habit of picturing her when she's years and years past "the wall" (30 or so), so you're not seeing her as an angel you have to prove yourself to. Be curious about whether it will work out (the relationship / the two of you as a match), not desperate for it to.

>> No.29080229

Just keep doing what you have been. Try get a little bit sexual but not in an obvious way, just flirt a bit.

If you havent touched her before than you have to do that at some point too or she will think you are beta.

>> No.29080314

>>29079889
I binned my phenibut years ago. I loved it... maybe a little two much. Spent two weeks locked in my house when I came off it - legit psychosis from something I bought on Amazon lol

>> No.29080368

Stop being nervous and just be unfazed by whatever happens. Act like she's the one who has something to prove, not you. Make yourself believe it and don't overdo it.

>> No.29080376

>>29079713
>>29079713
I like $SNDL long

>> No.29080443

>>29079713
show her your pepes

>> No.29080444

>>29080376
Oh shit I'm lost I thought I was on /biz/ but I guess this is /adv/

>> No.29080462

>>29079889
I'm addicted to the stuff

>> No.29080538

>>29080368
This is the only good advice here.
Also don't be a right wing chad like that faggot said, women really don't like you telling them that 5 million seems like too much.

>> No.29080566

>>29079713
act like you don't give a shit if she likes you but still be kind and respectful

>> No.29080571

Youve come to the right place fren. Take her to McDonalds and buy her a strawberry milkshake. Dont ask her what she wants, take charge and decide for her.

>> No.29080612

>>29080010
This

>> No.29080656

Jesus OP you managed to score a date with a dime, have you ever considered that possibility that you’re an attractive find? Do you think you just lucked into this one?

>> No.29080704

>>29079713
Nofap is mandatory

>> No.29080738

>>29079713
I am feeding you breadcrumbs.
>Do not fap until the date
>Read the Kino Guide

Godspeed, anon.

>> No.29080781

>>29079797
this

also, just don't care what she thinks
she needs to impress you

>> No.29080803

>>29080314
Do not fuck with benzos/synthetic gaba agonists unless you want to glimpse hell.

>> No.29080826

>>29079713
Don't speak about hitler nor the left, don't touch politics at ALL.

>> No.29080875

>>29080571
Women respect assertiveness. “She’ll have the honey mustard tonight”

>> No.29080939
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>>29079713
and youre asking us for help? lol

>> No.29080985

>>29079952
The autism comes out eventually its a matter of time

>> No.29080993

>>29079713
totsh benis

>> No.29081103

>>29079713
If she's going on a date with you, she's interested
>start the night off with drinks
>ask her a million questions
>get some kino
>occasionally tease her
>offer to pay for dinner
you'll be set bro
t. 33 year old boomer who married 9/10 blonde qt

>> No.29081138

>didn't say her or she
sorry to disappoint you all but OP is going out with a man

>> No.29081140

Ask for her pronouns

>> No.29081144

Lol if you’re this nervous you’re ngmi women can sniff out insecurity. Just be yourself and don’t give a fuck what she thinks. Unless yourself is an autistic retard then maybe work on not becoming one before you date.

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>>29079713
Drink a shot of Jack before going to the date. It usually changes me into a chad. Don't get drunk, you just want the buzz

>> No.29081247

>>29081103
What kind of questions?

>> No.29081262

>>29080738
What is the Kino guide

>> No.29081332

>>29079713

Just do what your instinct tells you to do. You are nervous because you think you are being rude or autistic due to brainwashing by society to treat them as goddesses. Women love to hear subtle sexual jokes for example.

>> No.29081373

>>29081247
Social security, bank info, that kind of thing.

>> No.29081383

Guys I think I have found a very promising coin. It has a low market cap and it is still undiscovered, HYVE.
Please do your own research and don't trust me this easily. But do your own research and earn some easy money. Dont be a sleeping sheep, but be the smart one. https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/defiat

If you invest in this coin all 10/10 will be yours, NO CAP ;)

>> No.29081439

>>29081247
just ask what she does for fun and pretend to be interest in her 3-hour-long answer, occasionally injecting anecdotes
touch her arm a lot
then kiss her when alone
ez

>> No.29081459

>>29079713
just bee urself

>> No.29081541
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>>29081332
What if my instinct tells me to rape torture and mutilate her before eating her? What do?

>> No.29081548

>>29079713
tell her you are into rimming

>> No.29081566

reveal your power level, if she sticks around after that you know you have a keeper

>> No.29081577

>>29081247
Anything as long as it’s about her. Her family, her job/school, her hobbies, etc.

>> No.29081652

>>29080939
You need to go back

>> No.29081708

>>29081247
>>29081439
This. Anything normie-tier is fine and as the night goes on ask her about what she's "passionate" about, her family, what she's looking for in a relationship

>> No.29081775

>>29080656
This

She wants to go out with OP because he is based, handsome, and intelligent

>> No.29081793

>>29079713
Semi-autistic is fine but you have to lose the poltard part.

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>>29079713
You have already lost by telling yourself she is a 10/10.
She will pick on up this and ghost you.
Treat her like a 5/10 and you might have a chance.

>> No.29081893

>>29081793
>implying pol /sig/ hasn't gotten plenty of anons laid
cmon anon

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Just shill her the OG biz shitcoin.

I'm sure she loves decentralisation!

Women love proof of work inside ethereum!

>> No.29081950

>>29079713
don't talk about crypto, don't talk about 4chan

>> No.29082094

>>29079713
ask here
>>/pol/

>> No.29082120

Best answer is to have fun. For non autists, having fun simply means you are confident of yourself to chat and do things with others. It's not the same as being nervous or anxious, you can feel both at the same time, i.e impressing someone while knowing yourself. Probably why people self depreciate. Asking questions about each other is a start to testing it out and if you find it fun, teasing and jokes come natural.

>> No.29082203

>>29079713
Just tell her your honest opinion about who controls the media and the world, nothing bad will happen, trust me, after that you can say based after any of her comments.

BS aside, be yourself, you already got a date, so she must like something about who you are

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>>29079713

>> No.29082302

>>29079889
i've taken this everyday for 5 years
ama

>> No.29082340

>>29080803
That's meme hell. Take 8g chad dose of shrooms (dry) and you go to real hell.

>> No.29082378

>>29079797
This this this.

You have her attention. She thinks your a stud, and that’s all that matters. First impressions are everything. Unless she’s completely fake, she will accept your flaws as you are once she gets to know you.
Is this like a date date? Or a hookup?

>> No.29082379

>>29082302
What does it even do?

>> No.29082424

>>29080875
This is a laughable meme. Order for her and she'll gtfo as soon as possible.

>> No.29082439

>>29080803
I take L-thiamine or whatever it’s called. It’s a GABA acting drug and I use it for exams and some social events. Pretty mellow and if OP uses a drug to help him that’s the one I recommend. Just makes your mind quieter and clearer.

>> No.29082443

>>29079713
If you're going to fuck "her" make sure "she" dilates first.

>> No.29082476

>>29080119
Good advice. Is she going to be a good housewife + life partner?
>>29079797
You already are charming, she knows it and you know she knows it. Take her home.
>>29080566
Checked. You don't give a shit because you know you can and *will* find other women if you have to. There's only one of you for her.

Don't eat her pussy.

>> No.29082517

>>29079889
Phenibut + a month of npfap unironically led to me losing my virginity. try it anons, but ONLY take it when it matters i.e. once a week

>> No.29082551

>>29079713
She may end up being crazy so don't put too much stock on looks. Watch for strange little lies. If you are good looking enough then just be dominant but also paternal. Just watch for strange/psycho behavior. This will unironically make it easier for you but you will have to be smart.

>> No.29082575
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29082575

>"SO BASICALLY, EACH BITCOIN IS A COMPUTER FILE WHICH IS STORED IN A 'DIGITAL WALLET' APP ON A SMARTPHONE OR COMPUTER. PEOPLE CAN SEND BITCOINS (OR PART OF ONE) TO YOUR DIGITAL WALLET!!"

>> No.29082616

>>29079713
The truth is if you honestly have feelings for a woman they will not want to date you. You’re doomed to settling for someone you dont really care for. Otherwise your 10/10 will sense she has the power and cuck you like a bitch.

>> No.29082662

>>29080803
yeah i only take it once a week, around 1gram

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>>29082575
>SO BASICALLY EACH LINK IS A NUMBER AND THE NUMBER GOES UP AND I MAKE MONEY JUST BY HOLDING THEM, NUMBER GOES UP

>> No.29082716

>>29082379
lowers anxiety and social inhibitions

>> No.29082715

>>29079713
It's ok if you are semi autistic or whatever. Just confident and yourself as if you are around your best friends and family. Don't fuck it up, faggot.

>> No.29082749

>>29082340

then once u get thru that u go to heaven then after that u opened ur 3rd eye go back in time and prevent the whole trip to begin with

yes i very very neat

>> No.29082795

>>29079713
Date rape her. Girls dig that.

>> No.29082816

>>29082439
As in... like tea? That’s literally in tea. How much do you take?

>> No.29082822

>>29082795
Only if you're good looking bro.

>> No.29082896

>>29079713
Maybe she likes autistic spergs. Just b urself bro.

>> No.29082917

Just relax, don't pressure anything if shes coming over for sex don't hesitate and talk a bunch and just show her with your eyes that you think she's alluring but don't gush about it.

Inside you maybe a mess but outside act like you don't give a fucking shit if she leaves.

That balance will keep your head cool enough to enjoy the date, remember she is as nervous as you don't bring up money or anything political or trendy, unless she does and keep it short and sweet.

>Poor fag who's been helping future chads make it in dating.

>> No.29083003

>>29082795
This is the 90s anymore Dilbert. You can't go around date raping girls anymore.

>> No.29083044

>>29081262
,,Foolproof Physical Escalation in Half the Time."

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>>29079713

>> No.29083126

>>29082816
For exams I take around 400mg and sometimes for social events where I’m worried about feeling kind of awkward I’ll take between 200-400mg. It definitely works. I’ve noticed I am much quicker and funnier in groups when I take it. Also it gets you geeked for exams too if you drink caffeine with it.

>> No.29083213

>>29080117
I talk about how the jews satanic pedophile jews run the world on the first date all the time, and I’ve fucked every single one of them. Girls like confidence, they won’t care about antisemitism you’ve just got to frame is as only “hating” the top billionaire jew not the everyday kosher jew. All my exes are fully redpilled on JQ

>> No.29083223

>>29082716
better than xanax?

>> No.29083301

>>29082517
How intense is the drug? I honestly have a problem with saying shit that gets me in trouble.

>> No.29083372

>>29083223
never taken xanax, but it has been described as russian xanax before, tho available over the counter/online in many countries

>> No.29083404

>>29079713
Just talk to her like an actual fucking person. It's not about fucking up or not, it's about seeing if the two of you vibe. If you don't then fine. It's not fucking up. Jesus christ all these retards dating like they need a million different personalities so they can conform to whatever bitch pays attention to them, holy shit, no wonder most of you are socially debilitated.

>> No.29083417

>>29083372
ahhh, interesting.

>> No.29083451

>/pol/tard seeking /soc/ial /adv/ice
>Comes to /biz/
Are you lost anon?

>> No.29083488

>>29082917
This is solid

>> No.29083489

>>29083213
lol I’ve watched some of the catboykami fags videos and this is what he does. Literally spergs out and says nigger and talks about hitler and Jews to girls he just met, and most seem to not give a fuck.

>> No.29083558

Try to initiate light physical contact at some point during the date. Arm touch, back touch, that kind of stuff. Women love that and it warms the date up so much. They will return it with arm touches, chest touches. Whatever you're doing for the date, arrange it so such touching is possible. Sit at the corner of the bar for example, and sit close and lean into one another.

>> No.29083825

>>29079713
Bro maybe the reality is that you might actually be charming? Good luck bro I’m so happy for you <3

>> No.29083937

>>29082715
What happens if you don't have friends and you barely talk to your parents.
Can you learn social skills or am I doomed to die alone?

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>>29079713
>10/10