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Introducing Cryptampon, the collective crypto for universal tampon funding. What’s the use case, you may be asking? A social cause to bring universal women’s personal care to the mainstream. Because let’s face it, tampons are a right, not a luxury.

>> No.29143743

They are already free here though and burgers cant even use most exchanges

>> No.29143805
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Wait do women literally stick tampons up their pussies?
What the fuck

>> No.29143856
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>>29143564
Lmao I didn't even know there's two holes. I just put peepee in.

>> No.29143993

>>29143564
Wtf, doesn't this break the hymen?

>> No.29144063

God I wish that were me

>> No.29144127

Tampons were literally invented by the jews to encourage girls to start penetrating their vaginas early and become sexual quicker.

>> No.29144163

>>29143564
This is how bacteria and sexual diseases grow in their vaginas.
Interrupting the natural flow and letting it soak inside the warm wet environment where the STDs have a feast and make babies to attack the next unfortunate sucker's dick.

>> No.29144216
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>>29143805
What? You've never removed a blood clotted tampon before?

>> No.29144276

>>29143805
yeah bro and they pull it out with a string that dangles out, women are disgusting creatures who should be kept out of crypto and all other nutech developed to escape the globohomo agenda

>> No.29144362
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what if the tampon goes in too far and you have to use your father's dick to remove it?

>> No.29144433

>>29144216
You will never be a woman

>> No.29144439

>>29143564
>imagine doing this five days a month
>every month
>for 25 straight years
It’s easy to forget why women are so upset all the time

>> No.29144465
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Why do that when you could embrace the miracle that is child birth?

>> No.29144534

>>29144163
This

>> No.29144535
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>>29143856
There's actually 4 holes

>> No.29144563

my gf wants to get into crypto
I even bought her a trezor wallet
that was 8 months ago its still brand new sealed in package
every once in awhile she will ask me to help set it up and then right before we start she loses interest. I think she made it as far as confirming the seals on the package as legit.

>> No.29144613

>>29144163
Imagine the smell

>> No.29144657

>>29144563
shes just taking an interest, its nice

i used to make a lot of money betting on sports and my gf was like "i wish i could bet" so i told her to research some 3rd division asian football and she didnt want to

>> No.29144678

>>29144563
Now I know why you're a virgin. Bitches want dildos, not trezo wallets.

>> No.29144728

>>29144439
>>imagine doing this five days a month
>>every month
>>for 25 straight years
remember they have to change it every few hours or else they might die

>> No.29144768

>>29144465
Saved. Fucking sneaky, took me ages

>> No.29144873

>>29143993
Bump. I'm curious too

>> No.29144883

Imagine what they were using before tampons were invented.

>> No.29144914

>>29143856
Bitches be weird.

>> No.29144946

>>29143805
How the fuck did you think they used tampons

>> No.29145183

>>29143993
no it's small enough to pass through the hymen
t. male

>> No.29145209

>>29143993
it can if they have one
find a virgin girl who wears pads only and your good

>> No.29145293
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Women are whores who always have to be sticking something in their pussies and then turn around and say they dont want to be treated like pieces of meat.

>> No.29145311

>>29143564
imagine being turned into a human tampon haha

>> No.29145316

>>29144768
Thank god, if I didn't get a single (You) for that picture, I was going to be pissed.

>> No.29145674

>>29143564
What the fuck? Do vaginas really? I'll stick with my onahole

>> No.29146127
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>>29143564
God, I feel really bad for women. It's like nature is perpetually shitting on them. Any femanons here? How do you deal with knowing you're biologically inferior to 50% of the population and on top of that you have bleed every month?

>> No.29146222

>>29144465
>>29144768
kek, almost didnt notice

>> No.29147238

>>29144657
This is why bitches don't achieve anything through big financial advances, trading, nor anything similar. They just want to try, but don't take action at all.

>> No.29147388

>>29143856
memes aside i've had daily sex for the last 10 years and i still can't tell where the clitoris is

>> No.29147520

>>29144465
kek..the fuck

>> No.29147606

Im on HRT and just had my surgery. Need these to stop bleeding. I love my new life as Daniela.

AMA

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>>29143564
WTF WOMEN HAVE VAGINAS?

>> No.29147774

>>29144946
well I don't shove stuff up my dick because I'm not a savage so forgive me for thinking the same applied to female "people"

>> No.29147885

>>29143805
kek that cant be real? they actually stuff piece of cotton in their pussy and walk around? Are you memeing me bros?

>> No.29147944

i love fucking women on their periods. I can smell the fertility

>> No.29147950

>>29146127
They get to control who gets sex.

>> No.29148014

>>29143805
the absolute state

>> No.29148162

>>29147944
based. and then you can joke about your dick looking like a murder weapon, too.

>> No.29148639

>>29147388
Clitoris doesn't matter at all. The G-Spot is where it's at and normans still think it's the most secret spot. It's just above the hole as soon as you enter. Just push it around and then she coom. They're pathetic.

>> No.29148941

>>29143564
They should buy FTM, Female To Male coin. It’s a scam though, so don’t buy.

>> No.29149289

>>29145183
>t. male
In what way does that validate your reply?

>> No.29149354

>>29148941
I made some small gains with that shitcoin. Wasn't really worth for the memes though.

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>> No.29149526

>>29143564
>How to bring women into crypto
I’m gonna stop you there champ.
No. Don’t. They ruin everything. Let the smart, resourceful women find their way in on their own like the rest of us did. Don’t drag them into this market just because they’re women. You will wreck the whole thing.

>> No.29149607

>>29148941
Do you think an FTM tranny has ever used FTM gains to get her tits lopped off?

>> No.29149716

>>29147950
Only in the clown world

>> No.29149790

>>29144465
top KeK

>> No.29149831

>>29148639
Clit definitely matters more for some women, but you’re right about the gspot. I can make my gf scream with a half chub kek

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>>29147950
Only if they're hot. And young enough to be still be hot. And only in peace-time.

>> No.29150177

>>29144465
Is such a thing even possible?
I've heard of "womb transplants" being a thing

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>>29143805
There's quite a few porn sluts with their tampon in.

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>>29147388
its around where your penis should be, at the top of the vagina.

>> No.29150358

>>29149379
>reloads crotch rocket

>> No.29150461

>>29143564
I'd rather not have a special white male tax on my crypto earnings to be redistributed to women and people or color, nor am I looking to kneel for George Floyd in my KYC photos for exchanges.

The women who fight for those will be nocoiners anyway, but just having a foot in the door of the crypto world is a full avenue for them to come in and destroy something they don't even care about for the men who do, just because they can't stand not being the center of something that people are paying attention to.

Don't even mention it to them. If the news anchor starts talking about crypto, change the channel. After I make it then you can fuck up the whole scene but I'm not there yet.

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>>29144439
if woman got pregnant would they not have periods? i think i saw once they still bleed during pregnancy but like only three times or something.
>>29144465
>female yaoi writers be like.
pic related

>> No.29150974

>>29148639
I can never hit it right, any tips?

>> No.29150995

>>29143993
>Wtf, doesn't this break the hymen?
Yes. Why do you think most unmarried adult women don't have their hymen intact these days?

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>>29147950
this is why i hate coomers, they are betas slaves to their sexuality who will always say yes to a woman if she denies sex.
never ever have sex for the sake of sex, its a deplorable act, only for the sole purpose of procreation.
>t. virgin, no, i will not take the chance to lose my virginity if it doesn't come with a baby included.

>> No.29151539

>>29144613

Like a lysol covered diaper dipped in leftover indian food that's been marinating in diarrhea for 3 days under a hot and humid Vietnamese sun?

>> No.29151561

>>29150170
no even subaverage women can score 3 leagues higher. they just get rekt hitting 35.

>> No.29151623

Be honest with me OP. How much ETH do you make with these stupid shitcoins.

>> No.29152544

>>29143564
What if it goes in the peehole by mistake