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29351848 No.29351848 [Reply] [Original]

Gentleman, please take your seats...../biz has made me a lot of money... and I uhm...have an important announcement to make.

>> No.29351941
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>>29351848
this better be good

>> No.29352130

Don't be shy, get comfy lads. The announcement will happen shortly.

>> No.29352138
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>>29351848
THIS IS A ROBBERY, I DONT SEE ANYONE HERE TO SAVE YOU, OP PAY UP WITH INFO OR PAY UP WITH BRAINS ON THE WALL BEHIND YOU

>> No.29352172

>>29352138
Nigger

>> No.29352194
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>>29352138
PUT IT DOWN YOU SLUT OR ITS A CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL

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>>29352138
WTF? I left Mexico to avoid this bullshit. Everybody told me America was safer because of the guns. Ay!

>> No.29352212

/comfy/

>> No.29352246

>>29351848

Thread will get choded in 5, 4, 3, 2 and...

>> No.29352264
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>>29352194
NO A SINGLE FUCKING CHANCE,I HAVE A BOMB UNDER THIS TUXEDO AND IF MY HEART STOPS BEATING EVERYONE IN THIS BARREN ASSEMBLY HALL WILL TURN INTO DUST

>> No.29352328
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>>29352264
I WARNED YOU CUNT

>> No.29352395
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>>29352264
....why Anon... why did it have to be this way?

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>>29352264
>>29352328
BACKUP HAS ARRIVED. OP GIVE UP THE CHEESE

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>>29352328
ALLLLLAHUAAAAKBARRRRRRRRRRR

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>>29351848
Ok OP, I am here now. You can read the speech I prepared for you. You are all going to like this, its something very special that I came up with. I'll just take a seat here, and eat my icecream, while OP explains everything to you.

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>>29352432

>> No.29352473
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WAZZUP Y'ALL

>> No.29352483
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pls b kind

>> No.29352489
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>>29352138
Please senor don’t shoot me. I give you my wife and donkey

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>>29352473
GIT.

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WAIT! THAT MAN WAS AN IMPOSTER.

Now, if you wouldn’t mind settling down, I have a very important announcement to make

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>>29352432
https://voca.ro/151HbeeihViM

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Guess I’m the only one who made it out in one piece. Shame really...

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Sorry I'm late. Is the announcement still happening?

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OH HERRO

>> No.29352611

Op pls shill

>> No.29352626

>>29352564
LET THE MAN SPEAK

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>>29352578
Hey check out who I found skulking around out back. Said something about "Doing it for free."

>> No.29352664

Ignore the rabble-rousers. The esteemed gentleman in this hall should feel most welcome...make no mistake gentleman you are wanted here. The announcement is imminent.

>> No.29352702

>>29352664
I am waiting sir.

>> No.29352711

>>29352597
Yes, if everyone wouldn’t mind taking their seats

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>>29351848
OK op, now that i am in heaven with my 72 virgins i am ready to hear the announcement

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>>29352711
Aw alright, but only because I need to check those digits.

>> No.29352781

>>29352664
thank you sir, pls do continue in your exalted basedness

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AHEM *clears throat*

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>>29352664
I haven’t got all night

>> No.29352905

Plz sirs the needful

>> No.29352917

Gentleman, in my day they used to pull the hog out and eat it.

In, other words enough with all the fuss, and ceremony and let's get on with it...

>> No.29352919

>>29352832
Go on

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>>29352854
Mr Weinstein.... I-I thought you were incarcerated!

>> No.29352966

>>29352832
SHUT UP HES STARTING

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>>29352832
continue op, im all ears

>> No.29352993

>>29352483
I feel that

>> No.29352996

>>29352917
get the fuck on with it then

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>>29352966
CHECKED
AND PIPE DOWN IN FRONT

>> No.29353081
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There were only ever 10,000 BILLMURRAYCOIN digital assets minted on the $Ravencoin blockchain. The reissuable box was not selected upon creation, so there will always only be 10,000 in existence.

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my good sir i am here, am i coming in clear through the monitor?

>> No.29353120

>>29353081
wtf does that even mean

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Yo where's the announcement.

>> No.29353162
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Holy FUCK, I heard there was a shooting! Everyone okay?

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>>29353081

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Remember gentleman, it all turns to dust in the end. Gold, stocks, digital shitcoins, and finally our own bodies will be gone in the end. Assets make life interesting, but what truly matters is the friends we make and sacrifices we make for them along the way. I am appreciative of my frens, and honored by your presence lads. Valid $Ravencoin receiving addresses will receive a portion of BILLMURRAYCOIN at no cost.

Make no mistake they're worthless lads.

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>>29353162
i already set off the bomb, its over now, the only remnants of this shill is the ash of the man who dreamed of it

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>>29353162
Yeah nah we good. Blew the cunts head off but the cheeky fuck had a deadman switch. Tried to Manchester Arena this shindig but failed.

Now I believe the esteemed gentleman had a few words to say before we were so rudely interrupted.

>> No.29353354
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Slinky-Slinky my Stinkie Linkies,
Chinkie-Chinkie Oh no no Chinkes,
Or Pajee-kies can touch my Linkies,
My Linkies Stack Stinkey on Pinkies,
Pinkies angry at me and my Linkies,
They try to Relieve me but Linkies,
Yes my Linkies,
Slippery like Ice Rinkies,
I do smart Thinkies about Linkies,
Chinkies think only ‘bout Weewees,
That’s why my Linkies stay Stinkiest,
Pinkies will NEVER take my Inkies Linkies

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If the thread is taken down politely inquire by email ravencoinNFT@protonmail.com

There will be no fee gentleman.

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>>29353239
I dont get it but then again I'm dumb af

>> No.29353562
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You know what? This was a waste of time. I killed an armed intruder and for what? OP being an insufferable shilling pajeet?
Next dubs reincarnated the terrorist usurper.
Trips and he auto detonates a nuke.
I have spoken.

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>>29353562
rolling

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>>29353239
>>29353081
>>29353417

Ok, no, I was thinking of someone else. I didn't write this speech. Never mind. I have nothing to do with this. Do not associate this with me at all. Goodbye gentlemen.

>> No.29353685

>>29353562
ROLLROLLROLL

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>>29351848
Hello gentlemen, what’s with all the dead corpses? Anyhow, carry on, OP! Speak till your heart is content!

>> No.29353746

>>29353562
last one before i go to bed

>> No.29353802

>>29353562
I'll keep rolling

>> No.29353805

>>29353746
goodnight fren, you tried

>> No.29353903
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THATS IT, I’M GONNA SAY IT ANYWAY

*AHEM* FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK JANNIES, FUCK SHILLING PAJEETS SHILLING THEIR SHITTY FAGCOINS AND FUCK ELON MUSK, FUCKING REDDIT GAYLORD

>> No.29353954

>>29353903
Absolutely based

>> No.29353996
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>>29353903
Well said old sport

>> No.29354111

>>29352509
Nah, bro. LaQueena is fine. She's not the regular slum niggress. Trust me.

>> No.29354185
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>>29353903
Unfathomably based

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i have arrived to keep the bathrooms safe and gender appropriate. lets hear this announcement.

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>>29354111
Trips of truth, ok. She may stay.

>> No.29355698

Raise a family, take them to church, buy guns, own land, do not become enslaved by fiat bankers usury trap. Display the love that instills worth in those you are responsible for.

Do not be discouraged lads, there is a future for you, and it's value is not in digital shitcoins.

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i'm just here for the peepees

>> No.29357845

>>29352208
Of course it's like this now. We're full of Mexicans.

>> No.29358211

>>29352138
okay okay, just don't shoot anon...

penitent
hair
uneven
street
lighten
fearful
vast
modern
home
slippery
deliver
scary

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>>29351848
*tap*
*tap*
*tap*

AHEM.....
I'm not too late for the announcement am I?

>> No.29358600

>>29353903
Moderately based

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>>29353903
and FUCK JOURNOS too