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Stimulus General

This is a place where /biz/ can discuss various ways of procuring capital allocated through COVID-19 relief bills (CARES, CAA, PPP, PUA). Stimulus Checks, Enhanced Unemployment, Food Stamps, Paycheck Protection - I want it all in this thread.

For example, if you invested your $1200 stimulus......
https://twitter.com/bitcoinstimulus

_________

I get $250 in Food Stamps per month
I'm getting $300 in Federal PUA + $300 State Unemployment, if this new bill is passed it will be + $100 - until September

Just waiting for this stimulus to be signed, and see where the market goes.

I wish I was smarter and did this last year with the last Stimulus, but the Republicans fucked the game up

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29444449

>>29444219
I think Congress is passing a a bill that will forgive 10k worth of unemployment taxes, so I can expect a Tax refund of $5k?

https://tcf.org/content/report/the-case-for-forgiving-taxes-on-pandemic-unemployment-aid/
and on top of that, the new stimulus will be based on Tax Year 2020 so I'll be eligible since I didn't make six figs 2020, only 2019

Any anons can confirm this?

>> No.29444596

>>29444219

God fucking damn should I just have tried to lose my job last year

It's too late, I'm ngmit

>> No.29444757

>>29444596
My nigga

I literally was in the perfect position - I did the math, checks all the legal paperwork and literally said to myself

"are these niggas going to pay me to take a year off?"

My Cost of Living was already small as fuck, and I saved from my comfy Fortune 500 Six Figure Job from 2019 (can post tax return if requested)

CARES act passes, the rest is history although when Mitch was blocking the HEROES act last summer I was getting pissed

Trump loses, now Biden is popping his own stimmy out so I can take 2021 OFF AS WELL

I love this country - I just need to park this money somewhere so it grows. If I parked that 28 somewhere....boi I would have made it 2x

>> No.29444938

I refuse to have food stamps, that's for white and ghetto trash. I'll take the pua though.

>> No.29444998

>>29444219
I have a job where i make ~60-70k a year. I'm not married. What do i qualify for? What should I get fired for?

>> No.29445073

Yeah sucks for all of the fags who got fucked by kung flu but my 2020 was pretty cozy. I got paid to lift weights and work out all year. And since nobody can stop kung flu, looks like 2021 is gonna be the same (but I'm taking some temp accounting work so when this shit is over I can say I worked). Thanks chinks.

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29445080

How do I go about getting fired from my job? I'm already lazy as shit and work about 25% of the day max but I guess they still need me around. I'm so tempted to quit but then I won't be able to claim max bennies

>> No.29445115

>>29444938
nah, I used to be the same way

but when you walk into a Grocery store, with a free $200 - you realize how misplaced your judgement was, and also how SNAP is the most important social program of all time.

everyone should have a SNAP card

every tax payer is entitled to it

>> No.29445163

quickly bizbros pls give me another way to make a buck online. seriously, no cheap shots

>> No.29445172

>>29445073
I'm going to pick up some Corp 2 Corp contracts and fill up my LLC bank account. Not writing the money in my name so I can still collect unemployment.

Keep me off the books.

>> No.29445287

>>29445172
I can hop back unemployment when tax season is over no questions asked, but yeah if I could work under the table I would. I even pushed my re-employment as far back as possible to get as much of the bonus $300 as I could. I feel like a kike, I love jewing the system.

>> No.29445581

Hello yes, is this the hyperinflation general?

>> No.29445654

>>29445287
you work in accounting? You guys are scammers off the bat - I hate how you niggas disappear and only show up Q1

If you can get back on unemployment no questions asked, who is paying the tax? You're private LLC or some other company where your manager is a cool ass nigga who knows what's up

>> No.29445688

>>29445581
Yes, but it won't take effect until 2024 - it will be the platform Kamala runs on for her re-election campaign

>> No.29445778

My job is closing Thursday due to fake virus financial troubles. I'm gonna milk this for the next year.
I'm already making more than I was making there from BNT staking alone.
I will never work again

>> No.29445800

>>29445287

Its about to be an extra $400.

Its going up $100

Wtf is going on ? Are they retarded...my wifes girlfriend manages a pizza kitchen and makes $12 an hour..

>> No.29445908

how do get food stamps if you have a job?

>> No.29445922

>>29445800
Niggas are stupid bro

When I was calculated PUA last summer I was like "these niggas are going to give me $1000 a week, for free, until July!?!?!?"

I was just buying guns bro - should have bought some stocks/crypto

But now we're here - I know it was a magical bull market where everyone was making it. Well see what I can do in a "normal" market

>> No.29446007

>>29445800
Ah fuck, I hope it sticks around after April 15th.
>>29445654
Well I like to think of myself as the guy who helps clients get as much money back from the kike gov't as possible. And it's just temp seasonal work, I'm basically 'let go' after the 15th and would qualify for my original unemployment when I was let go last March. Hell I'm gonna try to go for everything. Food stamps too, the nigs at the DoL denied me last time.
>>29445688
check'd and kek'd

>> No.29446025

The crazy shit is..im getting all this gibs and im still no paying my rent. The landlord can legally evict me. He is seething so bad with hate. He has tried everything even offering to pay me...cutting the power lines..water lines..removing AC

I bought a used AC and some mexican put it in. Im not going anywhere till now July i guess

>> No.29446090

>>29445115
But how would one even get SNAP if they make ~$80k a year?

>> No.29446139

My UI has been stuck on pending since fucking December 1. Who tf knows when they’ll pay me but it’ll be a fat ass deposit when it comes. Also I left my state which technically makes you ineligible. If I use a vpn set in my home state I should be good to keep claiming right? I know that if you log in from an IP outside your state they flag your account for fraud

>> No.29446164

My gf and I get 500 a month for having a kid in a very poor neighborhood. Pretty sure the fund was meant for back people but somehow we slipped in. We also get all our baby formula free, some groceries covered, and they started a college fund for the baby.

>> No.29446224

Nigger thread, nice. Do they verify if you had corona or had to leave work because of corona in your state?

>> No.29446225

>>29444596
im so glad i got fired in the best way possible right before covid hit kek

>> No.29446229 [DELETED] 

I got 15k of unemployment not looking for work. The state signed me up for PUA and owes me thousands now. I certified for 4 weeks but did not include any work search again. Everything has been pending for a month now. I filled everything out like I did last time. Do you think if I call and act stupid they'll let me redo work search references and the certs?

>> No.29446310

>>29446025
Kek based

>> No.29446344

>>29446025
Based. Fuck rent seekers they deserve exactly what you're giving them.

>> No.29446349
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>>29444219
I'm interested in procuring the gibs

>unemployed
>rarely get calls
>late 20s
>live at home

What gibs do I qualify for? This country seems to be falling apart and I can't evem get a well paying job after all my effort so I might as well pull out in gibs what I paid in taxes.

>> No.29446405

>>29446007
BRO GET THE FOOD STAMPS BRO

>> No.29446426

>>29446225
My March and April were so cozy. I was unemployed and ineligible for bennys then I got a job the day before covid (3/10), next day work was cancelled indefinitely, and I got to hop on boosted unemployment for 2 months

>> No.29446435

>>29445080
Have a mental breakdown of your choosing.

Use your outburst as evidence for disability.

Get unemployment AND disability.

>> No.29446443

How does one get the Gibbs if he was not fired because he lived the neet lifestyle during COVID?

>> No.29446458

>>29446225
>>29446229

I don't understand why my autismo friend is so bawwwww about being unemployed since March 2020, living at home rent free but beating himself up over not having a job

Motherfuck just enjoy life a little

Retard tradcons

>> No.29446481

>>29446405
I tried twice and was rejected both times. Fucking nigs. I just want my chicken and oats paid for.

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>>29446435
That's actually a decent idea. I'm already the weird guy at the office who never talks, I bet people think I'm already a ticking time bomb.

>> No.29446507

>>29446090
When your income drops to $0 you are elgible - like when your income stops apply immediately. you'll be good for three months .

You must interview every three months to maintain elegibility.

>> No.29446513

>>29446349
How did you leave your last job? Laid off? Quit? Fired for poor performance?

>> No.29446534

>>29446007

It will be till september 30th

>> No.29446538

>>29445163
KXPLF, good night

>> No.29446599

>>29446349
Also
>quit my job months before covid
>couldnt get one later
>finally get one, worst job i ever held
>got fired
>uneployment just based off how long i was employed would be like $50...

Not sure if there are any extras on top of that. Overall advice? Does having a bunch of savings, mostly invested work against me?

>> No.29446649

How do 1099 workers apply for gibs? I got fucked last time because I quit a W2 job to freelance.

>> No.29446668

>>29446513
Most recent job I was fired. No reason provided. Was only there a few weeks so I assume unemployment will be almost nothing.

>> No.29446735

>>29446025
lmao outjew your landleach and sue him for cutting your power and removing your AC

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>>29446538
>KXPLF
what it the ceiling on this? It's a silver index fund, only reason it would go up is becaue of the bullshit squeeze shit the past month or so, right?

Go up to what?

I got Biden Bucks to invest

>> No.29446786

>>29446443

On my shady uncles advice I borrowed $500 set up an LLC then closed it 3 week later...because i havent worked since 2017

Suddenly i was a business owner who lost his business and i qualified

>> No.29446834

Y'all niggas forgot about medicaid. Literally free medical care, perscription drugs, and doctor's and dental visits during this time.

>> No.29446873

>>29446786
Wtf!? Does this really work. How much unemployment did you get in gibs seperated by normal amount and the special extra they give out due to covid.

>> No.29446941

>>29446668
Well you’ll get the extra 300 no matter how small your amount is. I’m pretty sure they reach out to your boss to find out why you we’re fired, if it was for “misconduct” you won’t be eligible so it depends how you left things with your boss. This is for regular UI though, PUA is different and I’m not sure who’s eligible for that so do some research on it

>> No.29446971

>>29446834
I'm 26, am I eligible for Medicaid?

I'm literally on every single program in the OP

PPP, PUA, FPUC, UI

>> No.29446983

reading this thread made me kek, while simultaneously realizing that this just further proves that we need UBI, this system is fucked

>> No.29447031

>>29446786
Wait what? I have an LLC from an abandoned project I started in 2019, can I profit from this???

>> No.29447035

>>29446649
They're closing the 1099 loophole fuck you niggers - you guys were using this shit as a crutch you niggas know you were not making shit with your LLC

>> No.29447045

>>29446873

I literally got the full $ 475+ $300 and have been gettingnit since may of 2020.

I said i generated x amount of income..of course i didnt. I am full of shit..these fucking retards dont check this shit when the system gets overwhelmed like covid did

>> No.29447074

>>29446751
lurk /smg/ or /pmg/ and there's an infographic someone always posts (i don't have it.) it also is only tangentially related to the silver short squeeze, bhs/kxplf is more about actual fundamentals. if i recall the infographic correctly, they will soon start mining and selling a significant amount of silver in a new mine. thus, their cash flow will increase significantly. given that the companies cash flow is connected to the price of silver, if silver price doubles or more then bhs stands to have even better gains.

>> No.29447084

>>29446983
If we get UBI I am never working a full time job ever again

>> No.29447098

>>29447031

Yes

Just tell your unemployment computer thingie and it will probably approve you

>> No.29447111

>>29447031
You could have gotten a PPP loan a long ass time ago nigga but it wouldn't be forgiven

It's still a 1% loan

>> No.29447133

>>29447084
you and me both my friend, i will literally become a full time trader, plus i already live at home so i can’t lose

>> No.29447204

>>29447111

Nah i looked into grifting this. The ppp loan was a bit stricter. They pulled my credit and shit and called my bogus contacts i got denied

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>>29447045
cracking up - same train as thought

as long as my paper trail is legit I was like these niggas are so overwhelmed with actual fraud lmaoo

>> No.29447294

>>29447084
If we get UBI 90% of people will be systematically killed off and anyone left will be forced to subsist on nutripaste bug bars and estrogen water

>> No.29447316

>>29444596
pretty sure you can't get unemployment if you get fired or quit. it's only if you lose your job through "no fault of your own"
at least thats how it is here

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>>29447074
link me to a specific post in this or a past /pmg/

I'm in /smg/ all day my nigga #ChuckSchwabGang

Thank You

>> No.29447338

>>29447204
Yeah I’ll stay away from that then. I’ve already got a UI claim that’s all fucked up because people from all over USA abused our liberal states system so they started mass flagging accounts including mine. Now nobody is getting paid here bc of fucking scammers and the state’s failing to keep them out

>> No.29447357

>>29446941
300.....well shoot I shouldve applied weeks ago. Does applying weeks after losing a job matter? Any special rules like do I have to show them jobs i applied and unsurprisingly didnt even get an interview?

>> No.29447373

i just quit my job. What gibs can i get?

>> No.29447455

>>29446971
Yeah nigga just apply wtf I know tons of ppl on it. Worst case is you get denied. If you stopped on a program you'll get it no matter your assets (no asset test, only income). You can literally have millions in your account, a car, and house and get BidenCare

>> No.29447459

>>29447316
exactly - this is something you've had to had experience in before


COVID is/was just a once in a lifetime opportunity - it is a blessing to be able to not do shit

I've been living off credit cards and saving/investing my COVID cash although I pulled out of some positions today because I was starting to lose hundred(s)

>> No.29447471

>>29447357
There’s 2 seperate systems here; regular UI and Pandemic Unemployment Assistance, try the regular one first if you get denied then try PUA. Maybe your boss gets his dick sucked that morning and decides to approve you bc he’s feeling generous

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29447498

People that are unemployed are making 1k a week right now? Or will be soon? And I’m an employed engineer that is making 820 a week after taxes?

What in the fuck?

>> No.29447516

>>29447045
>$775 total
....that's more than any job ive had paid

>>29447084
Same. I have low amounts of needs and desires. UBI of $2k a month and Id be set. Would still work likely part time to try to get rich via investments

>> No.29447520

>>29447471
Don’t try to open both at once though that’ll lead to headaches, wait to get rejected from regular UI before you apply for PUA

>> No.29447521

>>29447373
you cannot quit your job

>> No.29447566

>>29447316
You can if you get fired, you are losing your job through no fault of your own.

I got fired years back for calling a group of lower-tiered idiots idiots, and the reason the company gave was "did not meet expectation of duty"

>> No.29447578

>>29447316

fucking REEEEEEE they need me

I need a raise

>> No.29447591

>>29447498
The game is not fair son

The $1000 a week was last summer, this summer it's going to be $300 State + $400 Federal so $700 a week until August

Yeah nigger

>> No.29447648

>>29447591
The 400 gets ADDED to the 300???? Holy fuck if they ever get me my god damn money it’s gonna be a free suistack of something basically

>> No.29447662

>>29447035
Jokes on them I already had a SNAP

>> No.29447670

>>29447455
Doesnt medicaid make you sign something where they can take all your assets at death? might be thinking of something else.

>>29447471
Is it possible to apply to both?

>> No.29447705

Lol retard glowies are gonna read this and shut your shit off. Gl anon

>> No.29447709

>>29447316

what does "i'm so fucking sick of being a wagie strapped to a desk and laptop and being on call and the reality of working 9-to-5 for the next 40 years is destroying my will to live and making me question the point of my existence?" qualify under?

>> No.29447722

>>29447670
Yes but don’t do them both at once. Start with regular, wait for a result then apply to PUA

>> No.29447730

>>29447520
Oh okay got it. Thx for the info.

>> No.29447776

>>29444219
i just got fired from my job and applied for unemployment, anything else i should do?

>> No.29447778

>>29447670
Medicaid asset forfeiture only applies if you're in a nursing home and have assets. They liquidate your shit but that's only if you have nursing home debt. You're fine, anon, just apply. Plus with the overloaded system you'll likely to get it without being cucked by some government worker denying your application (hint, if they don't have the time to sort through PUA and all the other shit, what makes you think medicaid is different?)

>> No.29447808

>>29447722
Also are you saying you can do both just dont do them at the same time?
Eg
>method 1 gets approved
>apply for method 2 to increase unemployment gibs

>> No.29447810

>>29444219
Scumbags. Nothing is free. Someone will pay

>> No.29447812

>>29447730
No problem. I’ve been battling this dumb ass system for 3 months now. Unironically the best place for unemployment advice rn is Reddit r/unemployment

>> No.29447838

>>29444219
Why did news of America stimulus checks cause Bitcoin to crash? Are Chinese boomers selling Bitcoin for dollar now or...?

>> No.29447869

My gf got covid and they forced me to miss work and I got the boosted unemployment for two weeks, shit was cash.

>> No.29447884

Seeing this thread convinces me theres no coming out if covid.

Nobody wants to go back to work.

A NEET revolutionnis happening

>> No.29447907

>>29447705
everything In this thread is legal

>> No.29447913

>>29447838
Prolly people who were worried about their money now feel relieved they'll have something (i.e. they no longer have to wait for bitcoin to go up to make a grand on their measly investment). Bitcoin can lose money whereas stimmy checks are guaranteed money. That's my guess.

>> No.29447927

>>29447810
Trust me bro you'd rather have me getting your tax money then some random nig

>> No.29447932
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>>29447591
And that was all untaxed? So from April until July last year, the unemployed were making more than me when I was putting in 50 hour work weeks as an engineer. I think I’m gonna fucking puke. God damnit, and I had just graduated college so my parents had claimed me as a dependent the prior year, I didn’t even get the first 1200 stimulus.

I could’ve been making as much money as I am now sleeping in and playing video games all day. Fuck this life

>> No.29447952

>>29447810
You mean the taxes I paid over the years?

>>29447778
Id have to look into it. Would definitely not want my assets taken by the government as theyre intended for family should I die.

Well guess I'll be getting paid without working if it goes right. At least its put off some pressure from the fact nearly any well paying job doesnt even give me an interview and when they do it usually turns out to be a horrible place with seemingly high turnover

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>>29447776
How does 30k sound?

>> No.29447966

>>29447808
Yes, basically you want to avoid getting a “pending” on your claim, which happens if they are suspicious of you. Opening 2 at once comes across as shady. Once you get stuck on pending like me you’re in hell. You’ll probably get your money someday if you do but it’s a long fucking wait and there’s almost nobody to talk to about it you just wait. If you call the phone number they literally just play a recorded message “due to increased call volume...” and hang up on you. The only way to get a live person is literally call all day and just get lucky.

>> No.29447983

>>29447810

Nobody pays. Its paper from a big printer you faggot

Its literally not real. Its shit the jews at the top give us so dont kill each other for a bite to eat. Its worthless to them..if they need 100 billion dollars tonight they go to the overnight fed loan window

You are the slave for working 40 hours a week for paper

>> No.29447984

>>29447810
yeah me. I've been paying fucking taxes for decades and now I can get something back from it. people who act like they are above getting EBT are fucking retarded. you've been paying for taxes on every paycheck and you're not going to get some back? the us government thanks you for your charity.

>> No.29448035

>>29447884
They will crash the currency and force everyone back to work.

>> No.29448041

>>29446139
they can tell of your on a residential ip or a vpn

>> No.29448044

>>29444219
I heard that if you’re an independent contractor you can file for unemployment due to “lost wages” from covid. Does anyone know if this is true?

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29448047

I liked the fucking part where I was in the middle of shopping for a house loan and literally the rate all skyrocketed today, and they're now charging 3+ points instead of like 0.3 so I'll need to pay fucking $10,000's more and an extra 100K+ over the life of my loan for no reason now.
If I can even get lucky and not get sniped by all the chinks and indians offering 50K+ over-ask within 1-2 days of listing

>> No.29448068

>>29448035

This will literally start a revolution. You and i both know inflation cant be controlled

>> No.29448095

Don't forget food banks. If you're willing to wait in line for an hour or two you can get like 5 days worth of groceries.

>> No.29448127

>>29448044
yeah i think my dad did it but inever asked him specfics but he seemed to manage throughout.

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>>29447960
turns out this is on the page, what does it mean? neet bros help me out lol

>> No.29448169

>>29448041
Thank you anon. I’ll see if I can get a friend to claim for me from home

>> No.29448172

>>29448047
Bro hold out for a year of you can. Housing is going to crash again

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>>29447984
THANK YOU NIGGA

I was earning pic related in 2019 I think I've done my fair share and am entitled to the $200 Food Stamps

>> No.29448209

>>29447966
So if im understanding you right
>apply for normal unemployment
>get approved
>apply for special unemployment for even more funds
>get approved
>walk away job free but paid nearly the same as almost every job I ever held

Seems unbelievable but at this rate of constant failure of getting a job I may as well take the gibs.

>> No.29448218

Theres also something in the stimulus bill that alloes you to get $75 taken off your internet bill if you are working from home or unemployed.

The language is worded in a way that you would have to call your ISP and they will be the ones who verify

>> No.29448234

>>29448128
>$120 a Week

poor fag shit, eeewwwww

>> No.29448254

>>29448183
Surely yiu don't qualify for EBT earning that much right?

>> No.29448262

>>29448172

No its not. If you see a $325000 house it will be worth $700000 next year

Thats how inflation works

>> No.29448290

>>29448234
its better than nothing, will they just start paying me automatically?

>> No.29448302

I was making $300 a week if i was lucky working a shitty, stressful job and we had to shut down dur to covid.
Suddenly i was making over $800 a week on unemployment and my job never took me back when they reopened.

Used that time to learn about investing and lost some weight.
Covid was the best thing that ever happened to me. Never gonna work a day in my life again.

>> No.29448303

>>29448218
can I get some more details about this? Is it in this upcoming bill, or was it in the last bill?

This upcoming bill has a lot of nuances in it like the 10k tax refund and shit.

it's all free to me

>> No.29448350

>>29448209
It’s either or. You’re not gonna get both at once, but the right order is apply for regular first, if you’re accepted, great you’re all set and you’ll get the extra 300 until it expires. If you get rejected THEN apply for PUA. PUA is a temporary safety net for ppl for don’t qualify for regular UI. You can NOT collect both at once.

>> No.29448364

>>29448172
As much as I would like that, I highly doubt it. They're going to keep printing money endlessly and IMO just endlessly extend the foreclosure moratorium either directly or through some new law that ensures gibs. There's never going to be a "reopening" either.

Call me a doomer, but in 2-3 years I see the prices being 30-50% higher than they are now AND rates being 4 or 5%. We'll go from 90%+ already in my area to 98%+ of home sales being made to chinks and indians.

>> No.29448413

>>29448350
>if you’re accepted, great you’re all set and you’ll get the extra 300 until it expires.
would that apply to me?

>>29448128

>> No.29448417

>>29448254
Nigga, didn't I just say?

When your income drops to $0 apply immediately. The day you don't earn SHIT is the day you need to file for EBT.

COVID has the pipeline backed up like a mofo they just auto approve

>> No.29448486

>>29448364
insane

>> No.29448497
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foodstamps/unemployment is nogger tier

im a brown man and getting help from the government is gay

>> No.29448513

>>29448303

Up coming bill

This is just the language. The senate may fuck with it yet

>> No.29448549

>>29448413
Not sure anon that looks nothing like my states website. My state is still on some 1980s shit I think they were even hiring ppl who can code in some extinct language bc it’s so outdated nobody even uses the programming language anymore

>> No.29448563

>>29448413
>would that apply to me?
Yes as long as you didn't get fired for hurting someone or not showing up.
Anything else you can say was "due to covid"

>> No.29448637

>>29448364
>>29448262
Phillips curve

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>>29448497
and i'm a white american in canada. i'm double dipping on the CERB and the american stimulus.
if you're not benniemaxing right now you're a fuckin retard.

>> No.29448845

Finally something interesting on biz, good shit faggots

>> No.29448864

>>29448637
yeah none of that applies with the property jews and chinks up here in Northern Virginia who are jacking up prices 4-5K every two weeks knowing full well there are 20+ chinks and indians waiting to be every listing here sight-unseen, cash, and above-ask

>> No.29448893

more gibs? nice, neet life is based

>> No.29448912

>>29448783
wait wait wait

how the fuck do I do this? Can I use your address and split 25% of the gibs with you?

>> No.29448935

>>29448563
they would probably say I got fired for "performance" I suppose we will see what happens i just want to get high and play vidya all day and not stress about money for a month until my shitcoin mainnet launches

>> No.29448940

>>29448864
Alright you got me yeah you're fucked

>> No.29448954

>>29448417

This

They dont even look and indont give a shit about finding a job RN...at the very least ill wait for the vaccine

>> No.29448964

>>29448783
Are you collecting American unemployment?

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>>29448783
all welfare parasites must be purged for the good of society.

>> No.29449126

>>29449001
>collecting money that I earned that was taken from my check without my permission
And I’m the parasite?

>> No.29449210

>>29449001
you just don't get it

>> No.29449214

>>29448912
>>29448964
i'm collecting the CERB up here and taking student loans for online classes. asked to be laid off when the rona was kicking off.
also got the $1,200 and $600 checks from the american government straight into my american bank account.
i'm not eligible for american unemployment.

>> No.29449275

>>29449214
I figured. Still based as fuck

>> No.29449326

>minimum wage job forced me to be a essential worker

I'm still so fucking mad. I could have made 3x more sitting on my fatass than working. The most I'm gonna get is that faggy "futures for frontliners" program, but I don't even give a fuck about college.

>> No.29449385

>>29449326
Are they paying for peoples college? What state?

>> No.29449484

>>29448935
It depends on the state but if you get fired for being horrible at your job you qualify where i'm from

>> No.29449492

>>29449001
and you are poor

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>>29446599
there is a minimum its worth the time for the pua extra 300-400 on top if you want to be an ultra nigger

>> No.29449519

>>29449385
Only Michigan, and only because the governor forced it to pass. If I could redeem it for trade school I'd be less bitchy but it's for 2 free years of community college only.

>> No.29449542

>>29449326
>minimum wage
go to college.
you're eligible for this thing called the "pell grant" which is like $5-6k iirc that you don't have to pay back. free money.

>> No.29449586

>>29449519
Shit that’s actually a great deal I’d jump on that if it were me

>> No.29449648

>>29449326
You got a salute and a "thank you", isn't that enough?
Meanwhile all office employees who were working from home got bonuses from their jobs and tons free shit like hotel rooms and car rentals

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>>29447932
if only you knew how bad things really are

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>>29449001
collect what you can anons, i was essentially fired for getting sick at the start of all this and never got my gibs. i didn't even get my stimmies cause I had to file and amended return.

I was against all this stuff, but now that i am no longer paying into this shit, take everything you can, i want the state bankrupted and my next payday to be in crypto.

>> No.29449720

>>29447932
It is taxed. You can choose to have them taken out automatically or get sent a lump sum bill at tax time. Not sure why you’d choose the second option unless you’re literally starving currently

>> No.29449737

>>29449542
Lmfao if you’re not working and also poor AF you get 5-6k.

If you’re middle class you get like a grand.

>> No.29449746

>>29449519
nigga that's a great deal I hope they nationalize it would allow me to get a CS degree for free

>> No.29449754

>>29445581
Shit the fuck up with that kike shit. Feds been printing trillions and giving to banks and corps since 08’ but the second some of the plebs get some money it’s “hyperinflation”. KYS

>> No.29449811

>>29447932
It's not untaxed.

>> No.29449825

>>29447932
similar here anon, niggas where raking it in compared to me for months as an "essential worker", and all i had to show for it was some overtime and a pin. i refuse to do legitimate work for as long as this shit goes on.

>> No.29449840

>>29449746
Sorry anon you’re only eligible if you’re a WOC nurse of color who records at least ten (10) tik toks during the course of the pandemic

>> No.29449866

>>29449720
>get sent a lump sum bill at tax time.
Its an extra couple grand you have to invest. Assuming you didin't buy into pajeet scam coins that 2k should be 4 or 5 by now at very least.

>> No.29449916

>>29449737
he's a minimum wagie.
so $5k. if the ride is free, then even better because he won't have to take out any loans.

>> No.29449935

Canada Gibs Anon here. My Uni got shut down so I decided to move home for comfy lockdown. Turns out lockdown isn’t really a big deal, but it’s really comfy here.

Got a GF while here, government has been paying me about 2000 a month and all I buy is tendies. Got into crypto in Dec because I had so much gibs lying around. GRT turned 5k into 20k. Tax return looking like a clean 5k.

I’m gonna collect 30k in savings in one year. Thank you, Mr. Trudeau!

>> No.29449936

>>29449866
Yeah you’re right I didn’t think of that

>> No.29450078

australian here you cant get gibs unless you apply for x amount of jobs per fortnight how do i subvert this there are no jobs where i live

>> No.29450083

>>29446751
>what it the ceiling on this?
Judging by the past prices during the previous PM bull runs I would say 2.00-3.00 maybe more if normies rush in I am buying as much as possible

>> No.29450092

>>29449935
That sounds amazing. I can feel your coziness through the screen anon

>> No.29450173

>>29449935
>>29450092
me too! I wasn't even jealous, just wish I parked the cash somewhere smarter

>> No.29450184

>>29447316
If you get fired without cause you can. Some cases. But honestly the average gibs has a sob story to shill and gets in. Rules are just there to prevent fraud claims.

>> No.29450244

>>29450078
go to mcdonalds and grab a stack of applications. fill them all out in advance and date them when they want to see proof you're looking for work.

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My unemployment got cut off after a month because I didn't go to their bullshit training day. The world just wasn't designed for socially retarded schizos like me.

I'm sure I can find some kinda way to make $1200 per month without leaving the computer. Can I go to prison for scamming monero off pedos on tor?

>> No.29450255

>>29450092
ty fren, it’s awesome. In March 2020 my bank account read -50 dollars. 11 months later I have like 23k of capital and counting. Looks like I’ll be able to claim unemployment this summer too for another clean 4-5k.

Honestly feel so blessed.

>> No.29450265

>>29450244
I love the way you niggas think man

>> No.29450303

>>29447709
emotional distress maybe?

>> No.29450386

>>29450244
there's a form you need to fill out and enter which jobs you applied for, when etc and phone numbers for each so they can phone and check if you're bullshitting

>> No.29450393

>>29450244
>>29450078
For mine, I filled out a resume on indeed dot come and it lets you auto-submit it to work-from-home jobs. You can knock out like a dozen in a minute.

>> No.29450479

>>29450386
then just apply for whatever even if it's hundreds of miles away.

>> No.29450511

>>29449935
Also a leaf. I'm about to leave the military between cashing out my pension and selling my house I'm looking at 160k-260k cash plus another 100k locked into rrsp. Is it possible to collect gibs if I take the year off work or will I have to get and lose a job first? Also thinking about buying a house in my home town as prices are still cheap 3 bedrooms with 2 acres are like 120k or less.

>> No.29450528

>>29449586
>>29449746
Ok stop making me feel retarded and let me bitch and moan pls

>> No.29450541

>>29450386
I'm telling you dude apply to work from home jobs. They're real companies with phone numbers that you can write down.

>> No.29450572

>>29450393
>>29450479
ok thanks for advice bros

>> No.29450669

>>29450511
you have to get laid off or fired.
there is also a student benefit you can collect if you take classes.

>> No.29450729

>>29450528
You realize most community colleges are half trade school right? You can major in everything from computer networking to machining to barbering. It's all they do, trades and funneling academics to university.

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>>29450528
why don't you knock it off with them negative waves.
this is a loot crew thread.

>> No.29450926

>>29450669
Ya I qualify for the 50k to go to school. Apperently what evers left after it pays for your school you can take as a monthly pay. I was thinking about going to trade school but apperently there going full retard with covid rules and its worse then being in prison right now. Hopefully I can just hold off a year on the money I have and maybe a part time job.

>> No.29451049

>>29450926
i'm doing bullshit on athabasca.
highly recommend.

>> No.29451086

>>29450078
Apply for high paying jobs like district manager of fast food chains/banks/anything retail.
You'll get rejected, and on the off chance a monkey interviews and hire you you'll be able to collect a couple of fat paychecks before anyone higher up than you realizes you're a tard.

>> No.29451088

>>29449001
We would have to purge:
>anyone with a net worth over 1 million
>any business owners
>farmers/ranchers
>every single big company
>politicians
>women

I'm down if you're down.

>> No.29451229

Damn what a SHITSHOW of a country haha

>> No.29451457

>>29451049
Is it all online? You think I could take some bullshit courses and go be a teacher?

>> No.29451531

Based. This is exactly the kind of general that's needed

>> No.29451698

>>29451229
Yep, and its all downhill from here. Might as well take advantage while you can.

>> No.29451730

>>29451088
Checked

>> No.29451760

>>29451457
yeah it's all online. you don't do anything in person.

>> No.29451934

>>29451760
Nice thanks. Its late here night fren.

>> No.29452022

now that the dust has settled is trading stocks just fizzbizz?

>> No.29452074

>>29444219
>I'm getting $300 in Federal PUA + $300 State Unemployment, if this new bill is passed it will be + $100 - until September
does this mean in total for you, 700 dollars a week? or does that 300 turn into 100?

>> No.29452238

>>29452022
Stocks are gay.
If you buy something you cant sell it back the same day.
If you make gains on an overnight position you can't use those gains to buy more stock.
If your stock moons too fast circuit breakers will stop that momentum.
And the part i hate the most is that certain people can trade after hours at special prices while you are stuck at 9:30 EST -4.

Not saying you can't make money but at that point you might as well stick to crypto. And with al the red at the moment its a great time to buy.

>> No.29452281

>>29450511
Honestly I’m pretty sure you can risk it and just claim you lost income due to COVID related circumstances. Have a story regardless, or don’t file if you’re really worried.

Also if this is my nigga big Dalt what’s good

>> No.29452363

>>29445080
i just said my full time program classes we're comin out

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>>29447316
>tfw quit my job three weeks before covid shutdown and lost out on thousands in stimulus that i've otherwise burned through in savings

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Should I have voted for Biden?

>> No.29452482

>>29452238
lots of bs regulations I bet more on the way too, would be pretty interesting to see break down by demographics of those who put stimmies into stocks vs into crypto

>> No.29452554

>>29447316
>pretty sure you can't get unemployment if you get fired or quit
At least in the US, you can get unemployment (for now) if you quit for covid-related reasons, whatever those are.

>> No.29452843

If I was claimed as a defendant last year and was ineligible for the stimulus. Will I be able to claim those past payments if I file independently this year ? I’m trying to get a free 1800 plus the next check

>> No.29453005

>>29452843
yes, that’s what i did and im supposed to get my refund sometime this week. if using turbotax and they ask you if you pay for your own expenses, say yes and it’ll let you

>> No.29453953

>>29444219
I'm unironically making more from unemployment than working at my old job. I'm getting $750/week currently.