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ITT: roasties losing at crypto.
>>29492513
>>29492513I fucking hate women bros
>>29492513Imagine being so retarded that you marry a roastie.
What a phenomenal chad
>>29492756You don't marry. No matter what happens. It is a terrible deal for men.
I wonder if John ever sold. 22kUSD/BTC in 2014 is a lot now. fucking roasties.
>>29492513Based John. Hope she left him and he kept all the bitcoin from then.
>>29492547This dude gives zero fucks what anyone thinks, walks right up to everybody and shills BTCAbsolute alpha male, doesn't listen to a word his rosbif says
>>29492513>>29492547I wanna see an update on this.
>>29493251she's probably bragging about having been married to a billionaire nowadays
>>29493489No chance they are still together.
>>29493477She divorced him and now spend his money fucking niggers
>>29493477Last update regarding the matter, she went back and removed the OG post.
>>29493477Seems like a throwaway account that was never used again.
>>29493934if she's not going to make children then there's no point
>>29492513Then they divorced john became rich as fuck and she is sueing him fot half his bitcoins?
>>29493934Literally watching cat ladies make more cat ladies.
She probably talked him into selling, and now he's a broken man honestly. There's no way they're still together.
>>29492513THis was 6 years ago. What has the Reddit accounting been posting since? I bet she left the husband and is poor now.
>>29492547I hope she divorced him and told him to keep the BTC in the divorce.Dude's a motherfucking gangster, he's gotta be a multi-multi millionaire by now.
>>29492513women are bottom feeder
>>29493575>>29492547>>29492513>She divorces him>She now gets 50% of the Bitcoin gains and alimony
>>29492513What the fuck is John doing on Reddit? He's woke on (((global banking)))
>>29494244Honestly what can the courts even do to make you give your btc to someone?
>>29493934Women are fucking evil. They are the best at planning to stab someone in the back.
>>29494542Nothing, put in a private wallet and go to jail for 6 months. Move out of the country.
This is what happened with my gf back then too. I dumped her lmao
>>29492513I hope that bitch didn’t make him capitulate before the 2017 bullrun
>>29494244>marry shitty woman with no prospects>mad that she gets half your gains at time of divorceyou'd get 50% of her shit if you married up rather than down...
>>29494494Reddit in 2013 was still quite palatable. It went to shit after Trump sent the Bay Area fags stark raving mad.
>>29494494>wokeWhy are you not on reddit?
>>29492513This post may or may not be a woman, but it's too hilarious not to share.
>>29494542They can send a demand letter - but ultimately they can't compel you if you're in a different jurisdiction - worst case scenario they pick you up for contempt of court.To hedge this - you can just live in a non-extradition country.
>>29493489Kek, probably this hahaha. Fucking roasties always thinking their right.
>>29494557Seems like even the worst shitbag man will try to let his ex down gently after divorcing or separating, women will straight up conspire to destroy you on the way outMen are not inherently loved in society, there is no "bottom"
rofl you still use this trash DON’T BE SUCH AN IDIOT I am not a faggot who believes you and go for scam I am waiting for bot ocean launch to trade with safe
>>29492513>He absolutely is part of a cult full of insane peopleBiz is all grown up>post from 6 yrs agothis s.oy Chad is a billionaire now assuming he isn't a swinging faggot but a holder
>>29494122they don't think it be like this but it do
>>29494985If he is like /biz/ he sold most of his bitcoin chasing shitcoins and losing
>>29493489not a chance. Der Roastie is a nagging hoe that always has to be right, I swear it's a 1st world white girl thing. Hell this bitch doesn't even want to have kids with him >>29493934
>>29492513Thank god I have an anime wife.
>>29492513>>29492547You already know John killed her well before BTC hit $25k lol
>>29495117realistically he probably sold when memecoin jumped to $2k and sold it all, then shot himself when it pumped to $50k
>>29495117She makes it sound like he's a cultish hodler, which is good when they actually pick a winner. I bet he's pretty set. Kind of guy to possibly cash out at times but always buy back in with twice as much.
>>29493934xD
>>29493934lmaoits over
>>29492513God this shit makes me want to punch the nearest woman in the face. You can tell this bitch thinks she's the queen of the world and yes, it is condescending to shit on your husband's opinions in front of other people.
>>29495117He was too early for that, if he had our 22k in 2015 he would have made it before the shitcoin lottery was even a thought.Or this roasties made him sell and he committed suicide. One of the two.
>>29494934Women dont care about your struggles, they wait at the finish line and pick winners. And if the winner has a hiccup hes trash too
>>29495404shes and atheist redditor meaning:>fat>butter face>10 couple (skinny s.oy male like a "1", fat round female like a "0")>selfish condescending roast beef
>>29494815I’ve literally never read a white paper and I had 100k in crypto (now 70k thanks to the dip)
>>29495291no way. If he's dedicated enough to quit his marriage, he's holding to this day and was among the whales dumping on you today
>>29493934Imagine seeing a mental health specialist about your investment in “fake internet money” and being right the whole time. I imagine she’s fine with his money.
>>29492513John is fucking based
>>29495551whats your strategy? Do you research like OP or just pick and hold the blue chips?Also which are the bluechips?
>>29493136I'm 42 and that's literally what I tell them. I'm not an idiot like you to marry too. I don't give a fuck.
>>29493934>so even if he is right this time he is still not rightholy fuck the demand for artificial wombs without roasties is higher now more than ever. Imagine a society without women.
>>29494815That's me even if i didn't post it.
>>29495596OP is bobo
>>29494542they can try put you in jaileasier said than done if you just move to Russia
>>29495518this>>29495519why are atheists always ugly af its mad funny, theyre always pissed off too, angry about their life
>>29492513>ITT: roasties losing at crypto.
>>29492756thats why you marry local village girl.>pristine>stick to tradition>no materialism>obeys you
Didn't read, not selling. and why even go on plebbit I thought you guys shit talk them all the time, at least use old.reddit.com that screenshot is cancer to my eyes jfc
>>29493934>I dont plan on getting pregnant with him>no investment is 100%, even if he ended up being right>*but* I'm not getting divorced eitherWomen are the worst.
>>29495660>I'm 42 and that's literally what I tell themsame
>>29494815That sounds like something I would say. Based reddit fag
>>29495758I've noticed with atheist men it's always this certain ugly look to them. Male and female ones especially on reddit are just so damn ugly. I swear the "spiteful mutant" is a real thing
>>29492756This, just marry a dude, duh
>>29495763this image hits hard
>>29492513OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>29495842shes only sticking around in case hes right. modern feminism pushes hypergamy and degeneracy and being a selfish cunt
>>29494244>She divorces him>She now gets 50% of the Bitcoin gains and alimonyhttps://youtu.be/Bx8BqzAoKsI
>>29495690https://youtu.be/GKBtMLOC2oU
>>29492513Who are we even laughing at here? There is 90% chance his roastie wife made him sell btc for pennies, probably at loss, and he necked himself in 2017
>>29492513>>wife is Redditor>>imagining having a wife that's a RedditorI couldn't live with that sort of Woman.
>>29495654I invested in link because of the cute blue cube. Still have my airdrop uni. Xmr because criminals. Eth because second place to btc. And btc because it’s number 1No research needed.
>>29496237ygmi
>>29492513you need to go back
>>29492513>>29492547>>29493934>talks to his wife about finance>talks to his wife Why would you want to talk to a women?
>>29495654in my case I only read the wp's abstract and check the website / app / and whatever pitch they have.If after 5min I am convinced then I check if its not a scam (team, shilling, social groups ...) then I put it in my watchlist until I have money to throw at it.worked pretty well so far : REQ (i sold it at $1 tho back then thanks god), BAT, KNC, REN, LINK, ZRX, AVAX, TERRA + 3/4 coins that actually shat themselves.
>>29492513John sounds like a fucking giga chad, I hope he divorced that fat miserable bitch of a wife and became a multi millionaire banging 18 year olds and sending her videos of his new life
>>29495827basically:>roastie round atheist redditard marries atheist s.oyboy redditard>neckbeard couple>roastie has a career convincing rich Chads to buy her crap>brings along s.oy husband to promote a good image of fambly>s.oy got fanatically devoted to memecoins>s.oy spends all the money they have to keep buying>raostie is sick of it>roastie doesn't want kids with him>possibly divorced>6 yrs agoThis faggot might be a multi millionaire right now while his pathetic roast beef of a wife has to wage cuck the rest of her miserable life
>>29493136May Christ help you anon.
>>29492513Hope John got away from this fucking hole and made it, even if he is a fucking Redditor
>>29496237>I invested in link because of the cute blue cube
Link to post?
>>29493934Imagine being a woman at 28 and thinking you still have eggs left or even that you’ll still have eggs once you’ve found another man and married him
>>2949643375 bitcoins maybe
>>29495208>Thank god I have an anime wifeBased, if I ever make it I’m going to invest in making them real
>>29492513>>29492547https://old.reddit.com/user/hubbyhelp123>I definitely hear what you are saying. These responses are helping quite a bit. Basically cut my losses and get out. We really own an apartment and we each have our "own" cars but both cars are in his name. I know you're not a lawyer but I just want some piece of mind! If I drive this car every day but it's under his name, do you think I would get to keep it in some kind of settlement? I need it for work and these are the sort of things that I want to prepare for.Looks like she divorced him. Not that they had a lot going for them. Also:>we each have our "own" cars but both cars are in his name.She is a leech pretending she is an equal contributor to the relationship. All her whines about "their" money are actually about his money.
>>29493934Imagine marrying a roastie in 2021.
>>29495763This is why men make it and women don't
>>29496962damn I hate women now. How can she be so arragont and stupid all at the same time.This bitch in the beginning I can understand when her husband takes her money and puts it in memecoin, I get it that's like "stealing" but this is just dumb.I hate her and damn reddit women are dumb
This is what happens when a man doesn't creampie his woman every night.
>>29496670Christ would find his efforts working toward the betterment of all if he made women better people instead of demanding men enable them to be trash. That doesnt honor God at all.
>>29496043An actual demon
>>29497072Holy shit I didn't know it was possible to lose so hard.
>>29493136*unless they are a nice Mormon girl
>>29495551"Research" is a fucking meme. I do research way after I buy in. Only to decide whether the shit I just bought is a long-term hold or to be dumped after the initial pump and forgotten about. If you do research before purchases you'll be late to the party every time. The kind of idiot that gets a 60% return during a bullrun while everyone else is getting 10xs.
>>29496433That's not as bad as I thought, but still he probably sold in 2015 or at least sometime before 20k. Hopefully he left her since it seems like he probably could afford to be underwater or the opportunity cost of not putting the money elsewhere. I was just a freshman in college when it finally recovered so I could never understand how people were able to hold that long since I was poor. If he sold though he definitely roped when he saw it hit 20k the first time.
>>29496433Wrong. She is a leech, see:>I have no kids but I also have no money. Even if I were to divorce I feel like he will crush me in the divorce and take everything. He makes more money than me and he can get a better lawyer. We own an apartment and I will lose that and my car I guess. I am not too familiar with divorce and who gets what but it scares me so much.>I have no kids but I also have no money. Even if I were to divorce I feel like he will crush me in the divorce and take everything.
>>29494542Nothing, assuming your security is on-point. Of course, they'll be monitoring you, and as soon as you withdraw any funds to fiat, they'll be confiscating that, no doubt. Best move at that point would probably be to leave the country. If you're rich enough to make that worthwhile, of course. But really, the point here is that your wife, girlfriend, whoever, shouldn't know about your crypto at all in the first place. That makes it so much easier.
>>29496962>Drinking wine as I respond is pretty cathartic.God I hate w*men
>>29498012Yeah, it's not even her money, he's already carrying the team on his back, and she's still trying to micromanage how he handles his finances
>>29493934>RememberKoomValleyOh, I remember.
>>29497307No this is why we stopped creaming you hoes.
>>29497901> If you do research before purchases you'll be late to the party every time. kekIf you had done your research on LINK you would have been 100x your investment. You had 3 years. stay poor.
>>29497901That's true. The issue is that due diligence only works during a bear market or crab market. During a bull run, rationality goes out the window. If you're trying to be the 300 IQ brainiac picking solid projects with real deliverables and blah blah blah, it doesn't fucking matter. Because the vast majority of people are retards and midwits, and they're YOLOing into random shit because they thought the name of the token was funny, or they liked the cute food-themed logo.
>>29496962kek. They probably are not together anymore, and she has been taking her daily vials of COPEium while he has millions
>>29492513>>29492547I am laughing if you think I'm gonna read any of this
>>29493346This was the best case scenario for him. The dude could easily be in 8 figures by now.
>>29494934Man this is such a cool picture, where did you find it?
>>29494244Maybe she divorced him before bitcoin rose heavily in price and he paid her the cash value of 50%.
ctrl+f fake lol holy shit
>>29493934Women will never understand. They don't have passion in their blood when something just clicks and they know it to be true. This dude is a fucking Chad for a plebbitor. I hope he is wealthy as fuck.
>>29498419Good job missing the point and replying with unrelated trash retard.
>>29494205Its probably a throw away account
>>29496237unfathomably based
>>29498205Women are fundamentally whores.
>>29492547this is why you dont discuss your risky investments with your wife. women are naturally risk averse due to biology. few of them will understand.
oh man this is gold
>>29498132Just say someone stole it lol
>>29493934and if he makes it big that stupid slut will be all over him and acting like she supported him 100% of the waynever give a shit what women think, their opinions always change so they can claim to be in the right.
>>29494815You are a retard if you read white papers
>>29494815Whats so funny about this post? Ive never even opened a white paper btw
>>29499287Of course, but that just gets to the part I already said. As soon as anyone sees funds leaving that wallet and you withdrawing to fiat, the kike divorce lawyers are going to be on your ass, freezing your accounts. So you'd still need to get the fuck out.If you just don't tell anyone, you can then hodl your crypto until some time after the divorce is finalized, then claim the crypto was earned after the divorce.
>>29495999checked. if you want a partner who is based and will agree with you, then yeah, marry an austic dude. that's not what a woman will provide.
>>29492513>>29492547Both are beyond retarded and both are using reddit. Perfect couple I don't see a problem.
>>29492547Sounds like the guy is a literal sperg, if you're overenthusiasticly explaining something to everyone you see you're broken mentally.
>>29497072my goodness those 6yr old comments still seething to this day.That Chad must be laughing all the way to bank by now
>>29498419Stinkshits is fundamentally a useless, centralized pile of steaming shit.
>>29495551never read a whitepaper and i have over 500k now, from 700k high
Jesus christ. Imagine how she must feel now? Like i know thinking about the shit i missed out on makes me want to rope, but its usually always just shit i didnt get in on in the first place. This bitch literally had it made if she was just patient.
>>29499059>this is why you dont discuss your risky investments with your wife. women are naturally risk averse due to biology. few of them will understand.This not to mention they can't cope with loss so if your investment doesn't pan out they never know and the relationship stays the same. Basically don't share your finances entirely nor should you lose money you promised to set aside to build a family. Otherwise its not rocket science but like most on here John is an autist and can't contain himself because he could see the future and understood why BTC is/was revolutionary. Its a shame
>>29495654MemeS
>>29500055Any recent posts from this roastie where she bitches about her rich ex-husband? Chances are the husband has not hodled that bitcoin this entire time. But if he did, that'd be great
>>29500181He was just lucky!
bitch in the OP sounds like my husband lmao. i make the dosh so i get to spend it how i see fit, get a job if you dont want my free internet money.
>>29493251thats assuming he held and didnt sell in like 2017 or something
>>29492513>>29492547>put tens of thousands into Bitcoin before 2015Holy shit if his insane wife didn't sell it all, John is in the 8 digits AT LEAST.
>everyone acting like this guy is just a mega millionaire now because he bought btc in 2014Absolute best case scenario John bought around 72 BTC with his 22k investment. Which is like 3.4 million now. Obviously a good chunk of change but lets pump the brakes on how wealthy John is.
i wonder if this is the husbandhttps://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/kom9we/my_girlfriend_left_me_a_year_ago_because_she/
>>29495404But that girl doesn't have tits.
>>29492513Him not telling you or consulting you before spending that money is a very big red flag. he either doesn't acknowledge that the money is a shared asset which problematic or he does and just ignored it which is even worse.I suggest contacting a lawyer, make sure to hide your assets and file for a divorce. Once you get the Bitcoin stocks, you can sell them right away to cut losses.
>>29492513Women always fuck big opportunities up
>>29492513Kind of like that window shade idea tbqh
>>29492513John is fucking based beyond belief. What an absolute chad.
>>29494494>john explains to rich boomers about the (((banks)))>he tells them all about memecoin and its potential>wife cringes internally>seething roastie now has to work for a living while John gets bang one whore after another in miamiThey hated him because he told the truth
>>29500832>he got into a relationship with a used good divorceeAbso-fucking-lutely NGMI
>>29492513>screenshot>"submitted 6 years ago"also>letting a woman know about your financesalso also>shilling your pyramyd scheme shit to normies your wife knows because "REEEEEE!!!"bet the guy lost the key
>>29499059Agreed brother, anything new or unconventional they just dont fucken get the potential, even pajeets get crypto
>>29493136what's the issue with marriage, is that a burger problem related to some of their laws?
>>29492513You just know that dude found /biz/. Good thing he didn't bring up niggers. Hearty kek.
>inb4 john was in that thread with burners egging his wife on to get the divorce because he didnt want her there when the moon mission didnt begin
>>29492513>we're both avid redditors
>>29501541The moon mission did begin***
>>29501524Yes. Specifically the no-fault divorce
>>29500832>gf is a divorced milfngmi ever. Not even memeing this guy looks like a skinny bugman with a potbelly guaranteed
>>29492513not one of you mgtow closet fags but>marry woman>look to her for financial/business advice>let her have say in your personal investmentswhy the fuck would anyone do this?
>>29496962That's why muslims beat their women, can't blame them
>>29501801as I suspectedpoor burgers, they're the eye of the cyclone of the clown world
>>29501951It's hard to imagine, isn't it? Like my wife's "investing" is all of:>bag-hold boomer utility stocks her dad gave her>complain about how she "doesn't have time to look at it all day like you do" when I tell her to do simple shit like set a stop-loss and buy back in after corrections>glaze over and "it's all too confusing :/" when I try to tell her about crypto/blockchain>do whatever her boomer credit union financial advisor tells her (which is to just bag hold for decades)
>>29502493As is right. Brains are vestigial for women. They are there to make children and keep the house. The 20th century was a lie.
>>29493934>I don't plan on getting pregnant with himof all the insults anons could devise, no words could convey the wicked nature of the roastie as much as thisi actually felt some level of empathy for the demon woman in the two previous posts. truly a succubus
Also if you have to tell a woman about investments the way to do it is having something safe that will pretty much always grow and show gains, for me that is LINK. That way it will cover up your more risky assests since your portfolio will always be up.
>>29502493like my mom gives my dad ~$1k every month and just tells him to invest it however because she's above midwit tier enough to recognize that she doesn't really know the market as well outside a few companies in her own field, this sounds like the ideal situation imo
>>29502618>>29502846it always gets me how women and nu-males alike view the absolute lowest tier of """""active""""" investing, i.e. setting a stop-loss on a trade, as some shit you need to be in MENSA for and dedicate 5+ hours a day to do. And they are 100% unwilling to learn about it, and are scared of it.The sheer amount of NGMIness in your average person is absolutely disgusting.
>>29494815Nah, that's still reasonable. Pic related is women.This particular woman (or "womxn", as she uses to write) is Uniswap's growth lead, by the way.
>>29493934Karen's pretending they understand finance. So lulz.
Well if he really used their vacation money on something else without telling her I can't blame her.
>>29498514tl;drroastie wife thinks she's entitled to her husbands money as he invests it in bitcoin early into its lifespan
>>29498241underrated
>>29495551You should honestly look at the white papers. You do not have to read them if they look legit but some white papers are just painfully obvious scams. I’ve avoided many rugpulls by checking out the white papers.
>>29492513What's funny is that this was posted at the exact bottom of the 2015 bear market when bitcoin was about $200. It only went up from there and had already doubled by the end of 2015 and 5x by the end of 2016. Today John would be up about 250x and probably has at least $20 million.
>>29503231this gives me hope. WAGMI bros because they'll be holding our bags
>>29493136Only marry if you are religious and she is very religious as well. Otherwise yah bad idea.
>>29503937This. If the team actually took the time to put together a fleshed out whtiepaper that actually details the inner workings of the project, it's usually easy to tell that it's legit. Scam projects have shady looking, low-effort whitepapers if they even have one at all.
Took me 1 hour to find pic related
>>29504843stay single bruhs
>>29504843I wonder what the February 2021 message was
>>29504843bruh, its john
>>29504843tbf real estate from 2011 would be a pretty nice return in today's overinflated market
>>29505129>>29504843
>>29500832>W*man was married to a fucking billionaire and still wasn't happyIts never enough for them. They are fundamentally broken
>>29505129probably a nude straight to the point
>>29502846my gf does this
>>29503351>Uniswap's growth leadNo fucking way. That's a sell signal.
>>29494193This is likely.A tip to all the young people; CDs are a thing specifically because of women and their inability to tolerate risk. They will chastise you for any loss and never appreciate the gain.I was a big pokemon tcg tournament player in the e-reader era. I was told to sell my crystal charizard at 250, 350, 500, 1000, 1500, 2,500 and then Logan Paul happened. She will never recognize that I was right to hold, and if it ever lost any value the first thing I would be told is "See, I told you that you should have sold."When we started cautious investing it was 20k post corona crash. She would freak out about the 1% intraday swings. Their brains look at it and only see "We just lost $200 today.Keep your shit separate and secret.
>>29505889kek. this
I keep fucking mum about my crypto newfag fucked up by getting hitched and then talking about it it. Loose lips sink ships.
>>29508459>CDssmoothbrain here, what is this?
>>29509027https://www.investor.gov/introduction-investing/investing-basics/investment-products/certificates-deposit-cds
>>29494193Also know that if you give an inch they will take a mile. I will never forget the trading card collection I bought off a guy who said his wife wanted him to clear out junk. I only bought it for the bulk pokemon, but he really wanted to show me these weird fantasy art cards from 1993, they were clearly incredibly special to him.I could see his heart breaking, and I will never forget that experience. That day he sold me a piece of his soul for $25 because his heartless witch of a spouse wouldn't let him keep a bankers box of nostalgic memories in the garage. He will never get to have the experience of trying to show the things he liked growing up to his kids just for his kids to call it lame. Poor bastard.Tried calling back and was going to mail him the fantasy cards back. No answer. I will never sell or get rid of them, they will live on in my collection as a personal reminder that marriage is a compromise and that all men need to stand up for themselves. You deserve a space for your dumb bullshit, you deserve a cut of the funds to chase your ambitions. Don't let them tell you otherwise, and don't expect any congratulations or appreciation if things go to the moon. Keep it secret, and keep reinvesting.
>>29509027Certifiate of deposit. The poor man's US Treasury bond. You deposit cash at a bank, can't touch it for x amount of time and get paid less than t-bond rate.
>>29501524yesour retarded feminist court essentially favors the woman more than the man, so she will 99% of the time get almost full custody, half his assets, and a percentage of all his future earnings even if she initiates and is the cause of the divorce. Basically you are signing your life away to a woman. Even if you don’t marry her and live with her for 5 years they call it a “common law” marriage and they can still fuck you over. That is why a majority of young men in the US are not marrying and pumping and dumping women.I’m getting married but only because I have a solid woman, if I wasn’t 100% sure she wasn’t rock solid, I’d either never marry or move to a different country
>>29495763illegally based and redpilled
>>29509705I'm looking for the impending lawsuits where a couple of bros live together as roommates and then one of them gets the bright idea to say that they were common law gay married the whole time in order to extract some earnings.That's going to be interesting. I have a hard time seeing Bros treating each other like that, but it is sure to happen at some point just due to the sheer number of people in this country.
>>29504843HAHAHAHAAHAHwomen are fucking pathetic, I hate them more now as a chad then I did as an incel
Marriage complicates things like investing that's all i'll say.
>>29506344Also my wife
>>29496043I think I'd rather just take the federal sentence than reveal the private key.
>>29498514At least you bumped the thread
>>29492513>>29492547>I feel like I was fighting with some type of evangelical Christian (I have been 8n plenty of these growing up)Even in a post that has nothing to do with her roast beef, she admits to being used goodsTop kek
>>29510182I would rather leak the private key here than reveal it to someone trying to divorce me.
>>29494815i had over a mil in crypto and cant understand whitepapers for shit. i understand the LINK whitepaper though because Sergey broke it down into relatable things like the price of coffee and big macs consumed per hour
>>29510001>I hate them more now as a chad then I did as an incelbased
>>29509705>don’t get married because it’s a terrible idea>but m’lady is an exceptionGot some bad news for you man...
>>29509705in canada common law is 6 months
>>29492944Checked, that guy is based as fuck, hope he made it and upgraded to a better wife
>>29504843LOOOOOOOL
>>29510423True. But, the plan is to take leave the country as soon as the sentence is over. Wagecuck a few years abroad, and then cash out.
>>29509002Based strokeposter
>>29510503what was with that chick on the left? didnt she die in the first episode yet she is still in all of these original cast photos and they talk about her like she mattered
>>29500907Nice baitWord to the wise:DONT GET A SHARED BANK ACCOUNT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER OR EVEN YOUR SPOUSE. Don’t be a degenerate gambler for your own sake either, but ffs, the money you earn is yours. If your wife doesn’t work then she gets an allowance and no say in your investments.Some things should be held sacred and under one person’s control.
living life in easy mode and complainging
>>29510589Its after living with each other for 1 year. My girl and I have been dating for 4 years but we don't live together so we're not common law.t. Leaf
>>29510748Of course that's the best personal option, if the judge doesn't calculate the value and just take other assets instead.The thought just boils my blood.
>>29509705>this time it’s differentoh no no no
>>29504843this always seemed fake to me. this messaging service never had any update in almost 7 years that broke up conversations? and its too convenient, "she" addressed him by name and laid out exactly what the situation was and he never bothered to respond
>>29510946ontario is 6 months
>>29510339Are you retarded? Read slower.
>>29510540I feel the same about mine, but only because we got together my Freshman year in university and paid for everything. It took 8 years before we reached equal incomes, and 12 for me to outpace.Being the trophy husband is kind of nice.
>>29493934>>29492547>>29492513Saw an update a few months later. She forced him to sell everything at a loss under threat of divorce. He sold several thousands BTC for pennies.Roasties. Not even once.
>>29493136Just get married by the church and make sure she’s a virgin and impregnate her and keep her home and do monthly check ups so you can see where she is mentally
>>29511171No its not you retard.
>>29509203Damn man, screen-capped as a reminder. My mom has done the same shit to my dad.
>>29511244I just hope he had the sense to take $100 and keep it secret.
>no one has posted this part of the thread yet
>>29502772That line broke me as well. >my husband>oh do not worry>not like i plan on having a family with that guy or anything*puts husband in therapy**threatens to leave him if he doesn't sell his meme tokens for a one week island vacation*
>>29511244Why would anyone sell all their Bitcoin? Just keep like one lol
>>29504843Fucking lol. Roasties gonna roast. Stay single. Don't have kids.
>>29509705>because I have a solid woman>new paradigmLOL
>>29511171That pic kek
>>29511611Thanks for the kind words. I tried calling him back a few years later but he had changed his number.I won't be able to reunite him with his memories, but at least I can share his story and help other young men.
>>29511151you don't leave people on read?
>>29508459women really do think like this, I'm gonna have to back up this opinion my fellow redittor.
>>29511951wish someone could print this piece of paper out, take it to all those little shit lords who actually spend real time on the internet for years shit talking bitcoin, force them to read it and shove it down their throats. People are such fudders when others are trying to become succesful, atleast bitcoin DID make it, fuck alll the haters, this wasn't some stupid gamestop or doge meme.
>>29500832>met in 2017>ops posts are an established relationship from 6 years agoBased retard
>the OP is fucking obvious bait>235 repliesnow I know why most posters here lose all their life savings on ponzi shitcoins
>>29509203Nice post, bud.
>>29511951reddit has been hating on bitcoin since it hit $1. They are utterly pathetic, I think at this point they have to FUD because the alternative is accept that they opposed an opportunity that would have amde them all millionaires.
>>29512116Most people have trouble lying to people's faces. Even if he tries once and she asks that question later he will get caught red handed because of his inability to lie, especially to a woman he married.
>>29496043"I can't recall""I have no recollection of the password"if it works for a nigger during a trial about firearms, you can get a schlomo that will kvetch hard enough to allow this to be an answer (so long as you pay the troll toll)
>>29498241fucking kek
>>29510834Tasha yar She was security chief in season one but got killed by a tar monster or something.
>>29495551get that 100 out of your head cuz its gone
>>29512499Thanks kind stranger.Reddit spacing is the best way to get people to read and reply. I love it and nobody will ever be able to make me stop.
>>29492513How the fuck a 31 year old guy does something that stupid?
>>29513079roast beef does things to a guy who lives on s.oy
>>29501524I am not american, here in this shithole women always have the advantage. there is over a 50% divorce rate here. Its stupid to marry.
>>29496004>this image hits hard>>29509906>illegally based and redpilled
>>29493934>guy: this is for our kids>girl: ye but you spending our KIDS COLLEGE FUNDS>also girl in private: i dont want his kidsfucking roasties
>>29497502>An actual demonliterally>>29510182>I think I'd rather just take the federal sentence than reveal the private key.some kraut did exactly that:https://www.scmp.com/news/world/europe/article/3120852/german-who-mined-68-million-bitcoin-others-computers-and-was
>>29495551The only research that matters in shitcoins is observing the herd around it
>>29511244So this guy has guaranteed killed himself by now. Can you imagine rubbing the 50k pump in that bitches face thoughProbably a murder suicide occurred
>>29504843HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHroasty BTFO FOREVER!hope this guy has TEN kids with a trad wife by now
>>29494557To be fair, the guy was spending their money on shitcoins
>>29511244damn, i had high hopes for him..
>>29512846I came from a trading card background. I have made almost all my wealth just buying things that people don't appreciate. I don't know how many times this cycle has to happen before people get wise. Any emotion is profitable; the bland is what fades away. If you bought power gloves for $2 at garage sales you would have 100x.$1 was probably the worst time to hate it. Something fake had proven to be as valuable as a McDouble. I bought in under a dollar because it was like another collectible to me. Didn't hold on because I figured it would eventually be outcompeted. It would be like investing in iPhone 1s Because you think the smartphone will change the world.
>>29497901W..well i got 70%
>>29496043love how she mentions chainlink specificallyhttps://youtu.be/Kkz3FLS1_lw
>>29513429Take note of her line. "No investment is 100%"I posted about this here >>29508459. Most women won't even be comfortable with an investment into the SPY. Their brains are incapable of processing the gains and agonizing over the 1% intraday red swings.
>>29511951I swear Reddit is the worst place ever. There are a finite amount of opinion sets that people have. It's like there are multiple copies of the same stereotype all over the place. Watching 2 people jerk off each other because they have the exact same opinions on everything is the most common thing ever.
>>29496064kek was thinking the same thing
>>29514298>Most women won't even be comfortable with an investment into the SPY.women are like niggers.they CANT process long term, OR investments.they want NOW NOW NOW NOWno wonder that they are the BIGGEST consooomers in the world
>>29495763Saved. I googled the original pic for shits and giggles and sure enough, some blue check-mark twat I don't know tweeted this out.
>>29514218i know kekshe is GOOD news(not anymore though, its 24$)
>>29510810Are you retarded? Keeping Mum is an expression
>>29514717You will also note that even within her post she is already dismissing any gain. Just because it worked out didn't make it the right choice.Take it from the horse's mouth. If you win you got lucky, if you lose then you made a bad choice. As I said, you could be invested in a mutual fund and they would bitch about the losses.The most transparent you can hope to be is to say they only issue monthly statements. At that point the SPY will almost always show green.
>>29514717I AM WOMAN I must CONSOOM
>>29514873>i know kekit was never a meme that semen demons would be coming for our link bags>>29514763>some blue check-mark twateasier to spot the puppethttps://dailycaller.com/2021/02/23/elon-musk-flames-the-washington-post-tesla-puppet-master/
>>29492513>>29492547i hope he dumped this hoe
>>29515111the only thing i get from ALL this is to NEVER talk about your investment with ANY woman.>>29515286>consumerism is bad, capitalism is bad>we want COMMUNISM!!!!lefty women are just full on double think desu
>>29494080>his bitcoinsthe douche bag was buying it with their shared bank account that both their money is in. thats the only fucked up part. if it was only his money then i would agree with him but fuck him for spending her money too
>>29494815the btc white paper is pretty easy to get. but they are called white paper ... niggers btfo
>>29515648correct.he shoulda KEPT quite and just invested his own money without saying SHIT to his wife.just in case the wife turn into a demon.
Is this hell? It seems like the best business decision someone could make is to become single and never get into a relationship at all. It feels like Society is doing their damnest to screw over men and take away whatever wealth they accumulate instead of concentrating it in a married couple unit. No wonder there are so many single women working now than there were generations before. No wonder so many men have opt out of relationships and turned to digitized pixels of women instead. What kind of hell is this? I wouldn't even want to have children if this was the case.
>>29515801it was the plan.the only fix is robo gf and artificial womb.
>>29492513> Be me, woman, doing decent with crypto> Have husband who made some mistakes with options trading back in the day and lost a lot of money (his, not mine). Is scared to invest again but encourages me since I'm doing well.Feels good man. A regular marriage between supportive non-insane people is comfy as fuck no matter what the markets bring down on us. Been trying to get my husband back into investing but he's still reluctant after that big loss he took. I actually think he'd do pretty well now that he's older and wiser, he was just young and in over his head.
>>29492513Clearly the guy has Aspergers and is impossible to live with. She was right, you all have hindsight bias. Asperger people often do achieve greatness in their field of interest, but they are miserable to be around.
>>29498205>Yeah, it's not even her moneyam i the only one that actually read the op? it said he was buying it with their shared bank account with both of their money hence why she's pissed. his only mistake. fucker should have just used his own money.
>>29515542Almost. You can talk to women who are already invested, and only if they are talking about it first. Even then it's dangerous to have other ideas.I keep my mouth shut, but I did speak up right when the corona crash was starting. One of the managers came around and was talking about how things always get better, because she was thinking about panic selling.After he left I told her that things will get better but we know for certain that things are going to get worse. we work in education so I said that Japan had closed their schools in Japan is very strict and never closes their schools for anything. normally you can't time the market but we know for near certain things are going to get worse before they get better. I told them that moved all out of stocks and into bonds. They listened and saved 25% of their portfolio from vanishing.They came back and asked about cruise lines. I said that the bottom was about 15% of ATH in 2008 and that was the mark I was waiting for. That was a near perfect call.The guy who said stay the course would never get penalized for what would have been a six-figure loss because it fits the narrative and their existing understanding. When it hits there biases it wasn't a factor of making the wrong choice, it was a factor of getting unlucky.Tl;dr just keep your mouth shut. Even in my corner cases I opened myself up to risk, but I couldn't bear the thought of people losing hundreds of thousands of dollars because someone said something stupid.
>>29515648Once there is OUR money there can never be YOUR money. Your woman will always veto it.The only thing I have ever been allowed to carelessly spend tons of money on is Pokemon cards, and only because she thinks of me as some kind of rain man that always turns a profit. The secret is that I merge all the collections that I buy so even if it doesn't work out the net is green.
>>29516000based "woman"
>>29492547I can relate to the guy. He needs to realize his wife is a midwit and it's pointless to talk to them about literally anything that doesn't follow current societal norms. In time, they will change their views to whatever societies views are without even realizing it, because they don't actually HAVE view of their own. They don't think. They let other people they've chosen (approval of society) to do their thinking for them.
>>29515801The best arrangement is tactical gay marriage and divorce with your closest male friend. Get married to qualify for mortgages, get divorced to run off two single income tax returns. Continue the gay marriage and divorce cycle to optimize cheese. when one of you becomes an employed get married so you can have a higher standard deduction, when you both have income you divorce to have the separate returns.
>>29516249>just keep your mouth shut.desu i ONLY give nuggets to people who i REMOTLY care about.most people i rather see starve to death, after realizing their ideologies and motivations.
>>29516000Tits or gtfo roastie
>>29493934Someone who replied to that post telling her to get a divorce still posts on reddit to this dayTwo days ago they made a post on r/povertyfinance
>>29494494The early days of reddit were based for that era.t.digg refuge
>>29495763this but on the right it's "withheld" not "missed"
>>29516000Tits or GTFO
>>29516071Only if you can't keep up. Nothing more soothing than an ulillillia Busy video or this gemhttps://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0AIf you can track what they are saying they can drop so much knowledge on you in such a short period of time. I absolutely love it.
>>29516641>r/povertyfinancedeserved it!
>>29516390no one is forcing you to make joint bank accounts you retard and if she has a problem with that dump her. why does everyone on /biz/ act like a woman has a gun to their head making them do stupid shit like get married and share money. buy crypto with your own money, keep your fucking mouth shut about it and don't get married, simple. why should i feel bad for a low iq fuck that can't follow those easy steps. if youre dumb enough to not do these things you deserve to be divorced raped and suffer any misery that come your way bc of your own stupidity.
>>29494708is this your first day here?
>>29516215Once there is ours there is no yours. Even if there is yours they will feel entitled to a cut of it.
Why do most women type like this? They write a bible saying the same thing over and over again like that makes their statement stronger.
>>29496043He sounds 21. I love getting life advice from 21 year olds on the internet.
>>29495763Is the joke that women have less deviation in IQ?
>>29516715>>29516636I'm post wall, young ones. You don't want to see them. Also seethe more.
>>29516811you stupid fucks on /biz/ are literally incapable of holding yourself accountable for your stupid decisions and shit taste in women. your victim complex is pathetic. keep your mouth shut about your money simple as. if you're an idiot that discusses finances with a woman then you deserve to be robbed.
>>29493934If she does not plan on getting pregnant to her husband then why does she want to stick around with somebody who she considers to be a fool & wanting to separate financials?
>>29516855That’s also how they speak
>>29516855Repetition works .
>>29516650terry was one of the few based ones
>>29516580Has this ever been a case study? I've never thought of this before. There must be a lot of Gay married/divorced couples who would do this.
>>29492513Imagine taking advice from a woman.Imagine not hating (real) women in 2021
>>29516736When you get a mortgage (joint debt) you need joint finances. Even if you tried to keep things separate you cannot fight the culture forever.This is something people with autism like you need to understand. Culture is a very powerful thing. You would think with the whole meme magic nonsense people would understand that by now. You cannot expect a buck the trend by yourself. Your family will be the first ones to turn against you and side with your wife.
>>29516730Like pottery
>>29495763It's funny because I've asked people who are pro masks to show me a single RCT study that masks work in the general public to prevent viral infections. Never happens. Why? Because they don't exist. Meanwhile there are atleast 10 that show masks have no statistical significance on viral infection among the general population using them.They'll usually say "well it must be better than nothing, even 1% helps". They just can't let go that maybe the people they trust, they actually shouldn't blindly trust. And there are lots of scientists who say that they don't work. The issue is that they think that "all the top scientists" are only the ones they hear on the news.
>>29516641what he posted 3 hours agopeople STILL asks him about that comment kekUser avatarlevel 6RememberKoomValley3 hours agoAnd as I have told the MULTIPLE other assholes who have messaged me about this already today, the problem isn't that it was Bitcoin. The problem is that he was literally stealing every dollar she tried to save for their life, and throwing it at Bitcoin regardless of the fact that she needed that money for other things.It does not matter if his investment eventually worked out, when he was doing it in such a disrespectful, unhealthy, thieving way.
>>29517086Virgin.Post portfolio.>>29517292
>>29517292Not that I am aware but I have been looking for it.I am waiting eagerly for the first significant common law gay divorce to happen when roommates with no romantic connection split and one tries to grift. It's gonna be ELECTRIC.
>>29517369>This is something people with autism like you need to understand. Culture is a very powerful thingIf you chose a life partner that sides with culture over you, then you picked the wrong partner.
>>29517369You sound like a hopeless sheep>appeasing to culture and society expectations you will never fucking make it. keep getting cucked you stupid faggot. >Your family will be the first ones to turn against you and side with your wife. speak for yourself, and as if I'd give a fuck about what my family thinks.
>>29517412>disrespectful, unhealthy, thieving wayThose years on reddit really söyed him up good
>>29515286>women are 50% more likely to watch how-to videos >they include fucking makeup tutorials
>>29496962reddit roastie leech pig shit talking whore AND wine mom jesus the standards of some people
>>29517412> regardless of the fact that she needed that money for other things.Knowing the things women buy, sorry, it was most likely useless fucking shit. This guy sounds like he's making up justifications for why he cucked to his wifes stupidity and now he's out tens of millions of dollars because he couldn't hold his ground and cucked to his wife.
Shrugs.
>>29515286>95% spend more than an hour a day fucking SHOPPING onlineGood fucking lord
>>29517860thats the guy who was telling that chick to divorce her crypto husband,
>>29518008I thought this wasn't true but then I kept track of what my mom and sister did in a day and they each spent like 2 hours shopping via instagram and getting linked to shopify stores continuously.
>>29517808and now he is SUCKING onions in povertyfinance.
>>29518059Oh was it? My bad. Well either way the guy is a faggot.
>>29517860>>29517808oh boythis is a FUCKING ROASTY.https://www.reddit.com/r/ThriftStoreHauls/comments/fb1euh/found_my_wedding_dress_at_a_thrift_store_for/
>>29492513>>29492547Do you honestly expect me to read either of these anon?
My girlfriend has been telling me to take out my initial investment for the past 3 years
Even if he cashed out 1 billion dollars would she have hated him for making the investment?
>>29518383When I started investing last year, when I visited my mom one day I decided to tell her about how much I made with my investments. 25k profit. First word she said "Sell". I laughed and said why, and she said because it could drop at any time. Awhile later she asked me how Im doing, and I said I was now up 40k. First words? "40K?! Sell!". Weeks later, same thing, but 65k. SAME fucking thing "Sell.". That was the last time I talked to her about my stocks.
>>29516970Post mommy milkers
>>29514298women are literally hard wired to be risk-averse. They can't help it.My own mother, who I love very much, I stopped listening to any of her advice ever because she always ends up being wrong due to thinking every good idea is actually a bad idea. And she's very masculine in her personality compared to most women.Women just can't properly assess probability. It's always 50-50 best case worst case scenario in their minds.
>>29517897roasty got toastie.
>>29518680>Women just can't properly assess probability. It's always 50-50 best case worst case scenario in their minds.The whole corona thing has been infuriating to talk to my mom about. I tell her that her chance of dying, as someone in their early 60's, who's thin, healthy, and has ZERO pre-existing conditions, is like 0.01%. Nope, according to her, she says it's not worth the risk. She's jumping at the chance for a vaccine even though I wouldn't doubt the risk of death, or even complications from the vaccine is higher than 0.01%. Trying every damn thing to convince her aside from slapping her.
>>29518634I tell my mom and sister my position every day. I'm not sure what I told them to make them not harass me but they never do. They still message me stupid things though like "I heard on the news that the stock market is going to go down you should take everything out" and shit like that.
>>29518680>I stopped listening to any of her advice everBased, was tough but I did the same. I love my Mum, but she is a fucking retard like every other woman.
>>29518883lol my OWN mom wanted to try experimental corona vaccine 9 months ago.had to stop her.
>>29518931Women are fucking cringe but the pusy and booba
>>29518680>It's always 50-50 best case worst case scenario in their minds.This is very true and I've seen studies that backed this up. Women do not grasp probability like men do. Their math in general is just awful.
>>29519042get onahole.or a prostitute..
>>29518307Holy fucking lol.>divorce your husband that invested in BTC early>has to buy a wedding dress at goodwillThis pleases me more than it should.
>>29496043>a ______ divorce lawyerevery time bros
>>29519096Are those actually that much better than your hand
>>29519110He should have bought her a nice budget one to cuck her.
>>29518307STUNNING
>>29519042
>>29518992Yea she says she plans on getting it late march if possible. Hopefully the cases will drop like a rock even further when people realize that the majority of the country has already been infected according to ifr numbers.
>>29518680>women are literally hard wired to be risk-averse. They can't help it.If men didn't ignore women's complaints we would all still be living in caves & dying in our 20s.