/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29608896
>cuckvengers meme
>r*ddit spacing
Go back to wsb nigger

>hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>melvin and co?
fucked

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Bots and Melvin just mad because we figured out a way to make literal infinite money. That's why everyone is trying to shut us down. The government knows that once we figure this out, their tyrannical hold on society is over. We'll be able to buy anything we want. This is far bigger than any of you can comprehend. You know how the FED has been printing pretty much limitless money? We're going to be doing that, and we won't need the government to sign off on it.

Free healthcare? Covered. Student Loan Forgiveness? Even better: paying people to go to college instead. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Where we're going, we don't need fiat.

You all need to remember this. Us gamers know that when you keep on finding new opponents in your path, you're going the right way. This was never about the money. It's about making a statement to the evil rich elite of wallstreet and ethics in financial journalism.

When we reach the moon, you paperhands are going to be REEEing. But even you faggots can get your redemption arc if you act now, when the moment is darkest and all hope is lost. Remember when Finn was trying to run away in Last Jedi? Well like him, you have your chance to show your bravery and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. We're in this together, and you can be the hero just like all of us too if you're willing to take a stand for justice and the little guys.

Tomorrow is the fucking day bros. We're all in this together. Remember, the moment we realized that there's more of us than them is the moment we won. This is Occupy Wallstreet 2 and the rats festering in those big pretty buildings know we mean business this time.

>>29608896
Its not about your already non existent money. Its about crashing this fake ass system built on algo's pushing hedgies to the top and short little man stock under the guise of 'natural market movement'. The kikes use the stock market as a wealth transfer tool and the entire government is obvious attached to it because of trade laws, when will you retards learn that the system is so big, it gaslights you into thinking you're crazy because its right in front of you.

Be fearful when others are greedy.

>>29609403
They will never let you win like this

>>29609489
Its not about "winning" in the sense that you short squeeze, its about waking everyone up and gaslighting them into rage.

>>29609706
Gaslighting how

>>29608896
>you guys are fucking crazy if you think millions of people are just going to get hundreds of thousands of dollars
Congrats OP, you have half a brain. In a fair market this would actually be the case. But (((they))) will absolutely never let that happen. Just be glad you're not a brainwashed plebbit newfag whose programming renders him physically unable to tell what's going on behind the curtain.
With that said, I'm not fucking selling lmfao
Also, when the kikes inevitably SHUT IT DOWN again, it'll be at least as bullish for crypto as last time around. Invest accordingly.

>>29609829
"oh look goy, look how all brokers can stop you at a push of a button without fed approval because they're their own IP. Look goy, you signed a TOS, its still a free market goy, we got super computers doing the trading for us goy, oh look goy the company you invested in just got shorted because of the bare volume on open by a hedgefund worth x60000000 times the size of your net worth because they wanted that 0.13% gain for the day sorry to see that you sold at a loss!"

>>29610018
what's the definition of gaslighting? taunting?

>>29610278
seemingly lying so bad that its almost impossible not to give them shotgun mouthwash.

>>29609296
ebin pasta anon XD