/biz/ - Business & Finance

Mommy Wood might’ve saved my SQ calls.

Airlines

>search for GRST information
>Industry: Medical Care Facilities
>Full Time Employees: 2
>see company address
>pic related
Lol you are all getting scammed!

Having jizz in the loose skin around your dick where jizz actually comes out is.. gross? And jizzing in your clothes, then proceeding to either wear it directly afterwards as is the case with underwear, or putting it in the laundry basket for you to clean after a week isn't gross? As I said before, it will grow moldy, you will wash your clothes in jizz water and .. fuck, you are jizzing on/i your clothes. How is THAT not gross? But no, apparently I'm gross because my jizz goes directly from my dick to the toilet without sitting on my clothes for a week in the meantime. I don't understand you people.

Would you want your dad to put his jizz socks on top of your nice shirt in the laundry basket and wash all your clothes and underwear with his jizz socks and jizz water? Would you do that to your daughter? THAT is gross..

imagine betting on ev to win when fossil fuel boomers rule the world

He actually fell for the FUD.

>>29619078
Molson Coors is the better reopening play

stock markets are crazy
and often their loud
if i make lots of money
then my dad might be finally proud

Welp I am ready to kneel to coomers and reddit if gme goes up more and they get out before the gigadump

im kind of bored buying SOXL weekly

HOLY TRINITY CHADS CHECK IN.

We need to talk.

I don't know what the fuck to do. I feel like I'm missing out by being 100% SOXL. Fuck

Go Stocks!

>If Robinhood allowed me to buy during AH like they officially claim to allow I'd be in oil bucks right now

Bros...

SOXL

YOU PUSH IT

I DONT CARE ABOUT UR OPINION

WHERE THE CHECK?

SUNCOR CHADS, STAND UP

take a bath

>>29618382
>>29618805
>>29619034
will WOGI benefit from this at all??

>CRBP April 19C, 15C, and 10C

>he sold because someone in this thread autistically spammed not to buy
>muh blockbuster
>muh not scalable

NIO, PLTR, ARKK, TAN, ICLN, and BABA are my biggest holdings and i feel like a walking joke

>>29619171
>didn’t buy RYCEY

It’s not too late bro, you can still easily 5x from here.

>>29619024
Wtf CCIV please go back up

>may have sold GME too early
>holding 500 shares of SNDL
Things might work out after all.

I feel like I'm too late for GUSH and CU. I was looking at GTE but it seems like a POS.

I'm 100% cash and there's nothing to buy...

>>29619263
bro just fucking buy suncor, why are you making it complicated? it's easy man....

>>29619118
reminds me of these memes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GimrVE90qn0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R30b94-3f5E

>>29619281
I now can't till if this is soijak sperg or the anti-soijak sperg

>>29619299
i told you to sell this shit a couple days ago

ALRIGHT LISTEN UO YOU KEKS

I CALLED THE $REI BREAKOUT THIS MORNING AND I EVEN SHILLED IT A DAY BEFORE

RESISTANCE IS AT $2.80. IF WE SMASH THAT WE HAVE A BLUE SKY BREAK OUT AND WE CAN RUN UP TO $3.50. BUY THE DIP AT OPEN.

YOURE WELCOME

WKHS bros how mad are u lol look at these adorable lil guys

>>29619024
You BFARF faggots dumped on me, didn't you?

>>29619121
>newfags fall for the FUD
>buy their bags
>rich

Oilbros check in and post your main ticker
>MRO
Also, I interned for Marathon, so AMA I guess

>>29619332
buy suncor on the dip tomorrow, holding cash instead of suncor is the fucking stupidest thing you can do....$60 cad this summer, watch the throne.

>>29619157
What's the big news for GRST this week? When does the CEO give his talk?
Also, unrelated. Something is up with ALL of the squeeze memes, not just GME and AMC. KOSS/BB/BBY all rocketed up AH. KOSS tripled AH.

>>29619352
Neither I just shitpost

>>29619317
I think it will

-http://www.chartlearning.com/2021/02/lucid-motors-cciv-should-definetely-be.html?m=1

>>29619078
JETS ETF
Thank me later

>BTC ~51k
Gap up tomorrow BFARF bros

>>29619281
Wtf happened with these guys? The stocks fucked

Ok CRBP pajeet, what’s your PT for this poo stock come April?

>>29619413
working at suncor literally right now LOL

>>29619395
BFARF is a leveraged BTC play. btc is back over 50k you'll be fine. Write a 20 page essay and go shill it on reddit for us for max gains

>>29619121
>he sold the dip instead of buying
perma bobos never fail to make me laugh

Is it too late to sell my AMD for Suncor?

>>29619422
I don't feel like holding for months, my portfolio is only 5.5k and I want to grow it on a weekly basis.

Anyways I missed the under 20 dip I feel like it's too high to buy.

>been wfh for a year
>dev job, do so much more work at home
>ceo hates work from home, he is childish and I think he legitimately thinks most devs are lazy
>ceo tries to jam back the office early during pandemic.
>office is at 80% capacity past 6 months.
>several teams still wfh
>people at work i think ask to work from home and use us wfh devs as leverage
>ceo hates people wfh, and hates leverage so he just tells the dev lead to tell everyone to come back to the office
>in 2 weeks i have to go back to the fucking office for the first time In a year.

People are thinking about quitting,, they keep losing fucking devs because of childish shit like this.. We went to main dev leads and asked why we have to go back and they couldn't give a legitimate reason. I know its the damn ceo doing this.

I have 20k share units at the company, I dont want to quit until someone invests heavily and buys them, they are worth like 5 dollars each.

They won't be getting anymore overtime or on call privilege from me anymore. I will go into work and leave exactly when that clock turns 5 and the computer is getting shut off. Fuck that shit. IM SO FUCKING MAD I DONT WANT TO WEAR A MASK ALL DAY AND SIT NEXT TO A BUNCH OF OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE. THE SECOND SOMEONE BUYS THEM IM QUITTING.

>>29619365
idk anon historical resistance around 2.8 and it' up over 30% on the day, i wouldn't buy at those levels

>>29619479
Holy based. How is it? I did tanker shit, hbu?

>>29619450
line go up!

>>29619221
Been in since 14.65 I think if it breaks 23 it will go straight to 40.

>>29619413
>interned
You some kind of office faggot fuck out of here pretending to be a righand

>>29619509
I fucking held Gush negatives for a good two months. Stop being a fucking bitch.

>>29619413
MRO as well

>>29619519
Cool blog

>>29619555
I was on a product tanker

>>29619527

It will correct but the fact that oil is pumping makes this a good play

>>29619450
Very nice
Might help compensate for the GME reddening

>>29619157
See
>>29619107
You're getting scammed

>>29619519
Post your boss' phone number and I'll call him a fag

>>29619221
im here brother

Frens, something is brewing. Literally all of the short memes from a few weeks ago have rocketed up. Pic related is KOSS. Who the fuck is buying KOSS after it squeezed to 90+ and back down to 10.

>>29619509
oh you're poor lol.......nevermind

>>29619529
it comfy

>>29619157
I'm here. I bought and sold DGTW twice but I have the other four.

How much do I need to honestly live on $2500 a month? If I'm willing to wage for $1k a month, and so I need to withdraw say $1500 monthly, if I spend time on the markets daily how much do I need my principal to be?

I'm at $100k or so right now and I want to stop waging so badly...

>>29619610
I CANT FUCKING WFH ANYMKRE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. IM SO ANGRY THESE NEXT 2 WEEKS I WILL AVSOLUTELY DO FUCKING NOTHING EXCEPT ENJOY THE BACKYARD, AND SIT WITH MY DOG IN THE SUN AND DRINK BEER FUCK THAT

>>29619548
Based, you make good memes

>>29619701
keep waging, get a gf, make a child, keep waging, retire by 45 if you invest and work hard

dont ever give up

>>29619519
Sounds like a Boomer CEO
He will micromanage the company into the ground because of his own rigidity and incompetence
RIP

>>29619701
>100k

Buy SOXL.

>>29619413
By position value it's CVX, but share volume is SU. I think Chevron's gonna top out first, though :-(

>>29619579
Yeah however the prices have pumped since Tuesday and after seeing those prices there's no reason to buy in.
>>29619667
Yeah unfortunately need to find weekly plays. SU I think would be good if I had more money however it won't grow fast enough with how much I have.

You guys are making me feel silly for taking my profits on SU...

>>29619667
kek'd at your image

>>29619701
how many years do you plan on being alive?
divide that by 12
multiply that number by 2500

>>29619426
Beautiful anon. Now I don't feel like I am wasting my time. You are missing probably one of the biggest and best Crown Jews of the 5. Just one step away from having the perfect OTC portfolio. EGYF times up all the sudden. Be in EGYF before the end of the week to play it safe. You've almost unlocked the F5 portfolio anon. Thanks for the cap. Well done fren.

>>29619670
We are at
>"Return to Normal"

>>29619555
>office faggot fuck out of here pretending to be a righand
>righand
What's the problem with not being a righand? He would be too busy buying prostitutes and injecting heroin to post here

>>29619519
Working from home is bad for your health.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/remote-work-health-risks-5080056

>>29619815
thank you bitumen-bro

there are people in this thread rn that unironically wageslave for another man year-round

you got convinced a company that won't exist in five years is a long play
pic related thanks you for funding his next skiing trip and tai chi classes

DUMP THE FUCKING MARKET I WANT TO BUY THE DIP MORE

>>29619806
There's still time anon

How can I make a premarket or a post market trade?

>>29619756
He can't get out of his own way. He is a boomer ceo. He will ruin that company i cant do this anymore. I am going to start preparing to leave at any moment I want to. I technically can but I want to be able to just take an interview tomorrow if I want.

Maybe this is a good thing to get me to leave this company. I just wanted to make it before they told us to come back. The vaccine is right around the corner, it makes no sense to me.

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

Anyone holding Magnachip semiconductors?

>>29619413
Split between APA and SU. Do you know anything about MLP's I'm scoping them out and they seem pretty attractive right now for their distributions

I have 40 SOXL and Seriously wanting to buy 80 more. That's going to be 50% of my portfolio. What else should I buy $50k?

>>29619865
i just hate kikes and all such soft handed homos nothing personell

Fed goes down
Money supply up 11t in a day

Market moons

I hate being cash when I buy will be the day of the bog won’t it?

>>29619946
All fucking day it's the same post. No. Fuck off.

>>29619941
Click buy or sell you bonehead
>fidelity

Anyone holding RAVN?

>>29619956
I hear a train

Oil Chads what the targeted sell price for GUSH?

is $500 feasible?

>>29619945
There is no value in remaining "loyal" to any company any more thanks to boomers. You should always be sending out your resume to competitors. Because companies will hesitate to promote but be willing to hire outsiders at higher entry levels.
I have not been at the same company for more than 1.5 years over the past decade.

>>29619987
Why does everyone love SOXL so much? Do people think it could 2x or more over 2021?

>>29619820
You multiply the years by 12 you retard

>>29619905
whats gonna replace gotham in the dept of defence and counter terrorism?

>>29619733
You really don't know pain.

>>29619878
I sit on a fucking computer at work anyway with my headphones on.

At home I get to do some work, go in the backyard with my dog and play fetch, take my dog for a long walk at lunch. Do more work, I dont mind working extra hours because I kind of like my work and it isn't an inconvenience for me. But now its all fucking over

>>29619784
I just need one more big SOXL dip. And then I'm set for life.

>>29619946
>ZOM

I've been lurking that stock simply because of action.
>buy and hold
Do you think the market for companion animal clinical products is going to skyrocket or sumptin?

>>29620071
how's 200x sound?

>>29620012
Wait what

>>29619905
STOOOOOPPPP!!!!! DON'T YOU THINK I FEEL BAD ENOUGH!?!?!??!?!?!?!

>>29620065
oil is going to $100/barrel by EOM so times that by 15x

>>29619964
To be honest, I don't. Good choice on SU

Guys I think the happenings are incoming bigly. This article is just 1 example of many. Remember all the talk about regulating markets etc. during the first GME pump? Remember how it caused "systematic risk"? Remember when the DTC jews had to shut it down?
https://www.benzinga.com/news/21/02/19843632/cramer-calls-wednesdays-gamestop-surge-a-mockery
>"What happened at the end of the day was a mockery of what is supposed to happen. Where is the government?"
>U.S. President Joe Biden has picked Gary Gensler to head the Securities and Exchange Commission, but Gensler's confirmation hearing doesn't take place until March 2. The SEC has not had a formal chairman since Jay Clayton stepped down from his role on Dec. 23, 2020.
>"It is imperative that someone at the SEC say that it is looking into what happened because we need to know the markets aren't just plain phony," Cramer said in a different tweet. "But there's no confirmed head and no enforcement that i can see. The SF SEC should be making calls right now."

I did not even know that Gensler wasn't actually in charge yet. They are priming for regulating retailcucks:
>higher cap gain taxes
>restrictions on retail trading
>great reset

Get your puts in tomorrow at best
at worst, pull your fiat out of brokerage accounts before they bail themselves in

>>29620101
I mean, it's a 3x. It'll dip again but I fear the closer it gets to the split, it'll dip less. Good luck, champ.

>>29620066
You're right. I know you're right it just sucks.

>>29620120
ZOM is releasing their product in the summer.

>>29620071
Nigga. THERE IS A SHORTAGE. SUPPLY AND DEMAND, HEARD OF THAT?

>>29620076
i'll multiply you by 12

RYCEY bulls
Can someone explain why?
What's the play?

Anything I should add to my boomer roth? I have a normal account full of soxl and memes, this is my “build a portfolio then just buy more every paycheck until I hit the 6k annual limit” account

>>29619946
Really think SNDL will pump again? Went they at 3 earlier in the month?

>>29620071
I think the price of a share will lose 93% of its value by the end of the next week. Sell now.

>>29620066
>There is no value in remaining "loyal" to any company any more thanks to boomers.
Why are you blaming your own shitty behavior on other people?
Ghosting is millennial faggotry.

WHAT THE FUCK I SOLD GME BECAUSE YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME TO AND NOW IT'S SPIKING BACK UP!?!?!?!

>>29620171
Gensler likes crypto tho hope you got your Ripple.

>>29620225
Stock go BRRRRR

>>29620209
AnD wHaT iS gAmE cHaNgInG about it?

>>29620148
Our humiliation hasn't even begun, everyday I'll log in and see that position just staring at me asking why

>>29619992
Your seethe makes me horny

>>29620121
I know you're meming but do you actually believe it could at least double?

Is there hope for NOK?

>>29620081
I wage slaved at McDonald's and jimmy johns for 6 fucking years. Ive been 20k in debt, I pulled myself out of that shit.

I know more pain than you

>>29619679
Anon, please...I pray myself to sleep at night hoping its my frens in /biz/ soaking up these DGTW shares in the low .003's. It should be (You) buying them and HOLDING them. You need all 5 and DGTW will probably bring you the biggest gains from todays prices. You just need to trust me anon. You really want to go big on DGTW or you will wish you would have. Get back in it TOMORROW! Anyone fudding this portfolio is full of shit, and not your fren. Filter them. You stay in all five through the summer and they will change your life forever.

>>29619844
>>29620010
>>29620131
>>29620215
This anon is losing his mind haha.

>>29620071
Yes. It benefits from both Big Tech AND Crypto.
And there's currently a shortage.
AND Biden just signed an executive order to ramp up production!
The only regret you're gonna have is not buying more!!!

>>29619828
nice answer to a legit question >>29619426 lmao
could of just said idk

>>29620154
BASED.

>>29619413
Fucking Exxon

>>29619937
Actually yes, yes this does seem good.

>>29620229
It along with many other weed/cbd related stocks will skyrocket.

>>29620071
Semiconductors are the life blood of our current "smart" lifestyle, taking advantage of that right now with an ETF has made even a retard like me make cash

>>29620171
>russian faggot FUDing
I'm not even a gamestop reddit FAGGOT yet I hate you faggot nigger russians

>ARBKF

>>29620263
He’s personal friends with the guy making algorand and JPow already said they were working with MIT on crypto (aka algorand)

>>29619946
Doesn’t ZOM have news soon? I feel like that one’s actually real

>>29619987
50k in cryptoshit penny miners

Buy SIX
Reopening in spring, its gonna return to its old price of 60 easy. Big divvies

>>29620225
Selling RR-Merlin engines, of course

If the squeeze meme is happening again I think this is an underrated play.

>>29620296
More.

>>29619752
I dont much want a gf unles I genuinely htink shes worth it, and i havent met any women like that recently

>>29619784
Ive got like $20k SOXL and the rest is half TQQQ and half VTI

>>29620225
>he bought it

>>29620044
No one?

>>29620154
D-do you mean March? EOM is Sunday...

>>29620282
I'mma Roark your asshole like the Fountainhead baby spread em

>>29620033
Gracias stonks fag

>>29619221
WE RISE

I'm afraid to show my friends my portfolio because I hold PLTR. This is comparable to being a Trump supporter...

>>29620062
What do you mean? Breakout?

>>29620317
Exxon still has great upside desu

>>29620078
Batman?

>>29620148
but you know who feels good I bet? Karp buying more funny shoes with your buxxx

blue collar work is demeaning and destroys your body, we're here because we don't want to do that, stop pretending it's anything else

>>29619937
>>29620321
how does marathon seem like a good play at all compared to SU? its valued at 9.35B, had 2019 revenue of $5b and a net loss of $-2.4B in 2019 when WTI was $60....


go suncor and stop being shilled into stupid gambling

>>29620406

>>29620290
In like 3 fucking years yeah

I shat myself this morning when it looked like SOXL was still dumping

good to see we're still pumping

>>29620270
that'll do for me

>>29620171
I'm inclined to agree.

They're even giving themselves an out - there is greatly increased chatter regarding the "bubble" the market is in. Tbf we are absolutely in a bubble but media under normal circumstances would NEVER speak of that, esp not with a President they adore just sworn in. The bubble will pop but it needs a catalyst - likely the things you mention (retail being given the boot from trading, or very severe restrictions put in place for retail) but the blame will obviously be placed elsewhere; likely on the "bubble" that was driven by "rampant greed and speculation" eg the goyim's fault

I bought SQQQ calls as soon as I saw GME break 50% as a hedge and I'll sleep better tonight knowing I did.

>>29620457
At first I was wondering why all of them are wearing boots, but then I realized it's snowy as fuck there.

>>29620389
I'd say this is one of the rare times to ever go 100% in a portfolio. Good luck, anon.

did biden sign anything for semis or did he call a lid a nigger?

>>29620458
its not the work it's the alcoholism and chewing tobacco faggot. sitting in a chair isn't healthy either

>>29620458
I'm a painter and I spray cool shit in multi million $ houses. It's pretty cool and I like what I do. So .. maybe you need to stop sucking dick and find something that you like to do?

>>29619413
PIPE MEG TVE VET SU
cuckolds

>>29620458
Based.

>>29620451
Stroke probably. I've been drinking heavily this year since 2012

>>29620389
spoiler: none are truly worth it, grow up

>>29620456
gotham is a palantir product that the feds use, and has no competitor and likely will increase in scope as the surveillance state does, id go long palantir <20$

>>29620314
GRST doesn't need news faggot and even if I knew what he was going to say do you really think i'd tell you here? Why you worried about how they make the clock? I told you what time it was on GRST 3 weeks ago. Just sit tight anon. GRST will be the easiest hodl ever. Is GRST your only jewel in your portfolio?

>>29620502
Because SU already went up 20% and MRO hasn't, simple as

>>29620502
Marathon has a bit of a spending problem desu, but it really doesn't matter while the oil euphoria is hitting

>>29620458
Yeah anon, who told you otherwise?

>>29620442
you should be ashamed of holding PLTR but not for that reason

>>29620246
It isn't shitty behavior. The vertical corporate ladder has been frozen since 2008 as companies use profits to buy shares which creates ever larger barriers to promotion since compensation is tied to it. At least 3 firms I worked at were not and continue to not be, profitable.
There is no reason to not be mercenary any more. Bouncing from company to company is how you actually get pay raises any more.

>>29620640
you lack virtue or intelligence, prob both

>Wakeup
>GME is 168
What the fuck is going on?

>>29620458
Blue collar work can be fulfilling and based if you take care of yourself. If you're a fat faggot you're gonna destroy your body just walking around anyways. In fact, sitting all day at a desk is worse for you then using your body is. Stay in shape nigga

>>29620522
shitting yourself is a major bull flag anon

>>29620621
Ah, here is the "jewel" or "crown jewel" anon. Obviously a scamming pajeet.

>>29620694
THE SQUEEZE HAS SQUOZE

>>29620246
Nobody said a thing about ghosting.

Let me tell you from experience - the dude is right. Employees are very rarely promoted from within nowadays. You move up in careers by jumping between companies now.

>>29620442
My friend made fun of me for this as I made fun of him for still holding GME...
damnit

>>29620683
ok

>>29620458
i fard and i shid

>>29620660
you want a canadian jurisdiction play, SU is the best big play in canada imo, would rather you go in cpg or something if you want riskier gains

>>29620683
so do most people who invest, so do as the Romans do and sell before they do

BCRX

bcrSEX

>>29619413
maining exxon, bp and suncor

>>29620683
>virtue
Has no place in trading.

>>29620729
>The one share I held onto might finally be worth something
Praying hard

>>29620171
lmao biden admin is going to fuck main street straight up the ass. betcha they're gonna pop the real estate bubble too so that they can replay 2008 and pick up foreclosed shit that they'll make $$$$$ on during the next pump

>>29620827
nice

I want to sell covered calls on SOXL after the split, but won't my shares get called away most likely?

henlo
https://youtu.be/0SgMjvxuc-s

>>29620694
https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1364702957330182145?s=20

poopoo peepee

Why aren't you in Suncor Anon? You do know it's going to triple, don't you?

Could somebody answer what I’m not getting here?

Why is the bid price for some options contracts so low on GME?

>>29620613

>>29620752
leveraged plays in the montney that will literally print money if oil stays here or goes higher. not hard to find lots of names still trading far below book value with negligible debt

>>29620844
That attitude is part of why capitalism must be crushed t b h

>>29620864

>>29620548
Ive thought about going harder into SOXL but TQQQ is still superb returns and I have no concerns about the Nasdaq staying down for long, bad economy hurts presidents too much politically

>>29620603
seems kind of sad to say man, are you going to be single yourself forever?

If I made a shitty ancient aliens style youtube shorts about memestocks called unsold mysteries with me standing on a beach and pan/zooms over stock images narrating about stock ghosts and extraterrestrial investors would that appeal to anyone
I know nothing about video editing since I used windows movie maker in high school

>>29620928
Actually kill yourself.

>>29620563
I worked as a painter for a crew that was painting the indoors and outdoors of mansions up in the mountains of north carolina for a summer. To this day its hands down the best job I ever had, even with the fact that I make significantly more money now. You can't beat being part of an awesome crew

>>29620895
Maining MRO, but I might look at long calls on Suncor

>>29620171
Hopefully this doesn't spread to Canada. We managed to dodge getting saddled with a Canadian PDT rule, so here's hoping.

>>29620682
>>29620733
No. The reason you aren't promoted is because:
1.) You don't ask for a promotion
2.) You don't deserve one
3.) They want you to look for a new job and leave the company because you are lazy and aren't loyal to the company

>>29619701
100k is enough to make $2,500 every month on covered calls. Just live off the premium and let the capital appreciation make your money pile bigger.

>>29620864
NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T KEEP HECKING MAKING VIDEOS

Reminder JEPI is the real deal

>>29620855
>betcha they're gonna pop the real estate bubble too
Isn't that GOOD for main street? Who can afford to buy at today's prices unless you've already made it?

>>29620902
shit bro its 100 bucks buy em right now

>>29620902
gme option chain is insanely fucked up there’s no point in trying to do math with it especially after hours those options will instantly change at 930am

>>29620895
Oh, but I am. Though I only expected a 2x.

Whose salty about GME? Be honest.

>>29620976
Please do. Make an episode about haunted stocks. Like DGTW.

>>29620895
only if oil does. highly dubious claim

>>29620171
get into crypto dumb asses

opinions on investing in dividend stocks and reinvesting the dividends?

>>29620955
>Nasdaq staying down

Open the chart, it never stays down. Obviously, we're talking a 3x leveraged ETF but ultimately, you can't kill the market. Even if you hold a solid portfolio, you'll make returns.

were the gme squoze niggers actually right?

>>29620976
kek, I would watch the shit out of that

>>29621089
ITs fine

>>29620976
the fact that the shitty fag podcast appeals to even one person is all the answer you need

>>29621064
I'm salty I bought CRBP instead of GME at 40. Fucking pajeets

>>29620975
Nah I'm good.

>>29621048
Foreigners will scoop that shit up before we’ll get a chance

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

>>29621080
oil already doubled today and it's not slowing down

>>29621064
>MFW watching the ticker all afternoon after losing $5k

>>29620855
how can they pop the housing bubble? The only thing they can do is attack stocks with bear market and import niggers to drop prices.

>>29621015
Gov't has been mulling a 75% capital gains tax for a while
The TFSA wont stay in its current form going in a decade

>>29621067
Not sure if I should go unsolved mystery style (it’s just me) or ancient aliens (I’d need to do silly voices over stock video of interviews and some sound effects)
Also how make videos. The movie maker in windows 10 fucking sucks. I want xp movie maker back

>>29620976
Of course that would appeal to me. Tell me what your YouTube will be? Link me bro, I’m serious I’ve never been more excited in my life .

>>29620976
It'd probably be better than 70% of the shit that gets posted here, so go for it

>>29620864
>wkhs
>so sorry
D:

>>29621152
Based.

>>29621025
Wrong.

>>29620458
Based and griftpilled. Buy HCMC

>>29621064
I'm not salty. I bought a couple GME stocks for shits and giggles today. Already winning

>>29621089
you should always reinvest dividends

>>29621064
I'm happy that I made almost 15k on GME but salty that I have other investments and its going to crash the market AGAIN

>>29621129
Well since you want to rely on the government to take care of every aspect of your life your genes will shortly remove themselves from the pool, anyway.

>>29621064
Not at all, just a bit sad the markets are closed right now and I can't be making gains.

>people bullish on oil now
oh no, who’s going to tell them?

>>29621143
Why is that even allowed?

>>29620895
It's not too late?

>>29621064
I caught the first squeeze but I drank my own space kool aid and went all in space memes instead of buying GME when I knew $40 was fair value

>>29621121
is it better than owning, say, SNOW or TSLA?

>>29620303
But DGTW's CEO is a pedophile ghost. No way I'm buying his haunted stock.

>>29621239
Whos gonna tell this guy?

>>29621064
I'm salty that you reddit faggots are flooding /smg/ again

>>29621174
I wish I could help you edit, but I have no video editing knowledge, either.

>>29620303
I'd be buying DGTW tomorrow if in cash. Fully deployed, but at least I already hold loads of DGTW. So many great OTC stocks right now.

>>29621160
Same but with 2k.

Fuck im not touching it again. Idc

>>29620458
can confirm sitting in office chair is the worst thing for your body

>>29621064
I'm mad I didn't buy 5, I told myself to but got too caught up having fun with yesterdays dump and forgot. then had a headache today and slept when I would have bought

BITCOIN GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>29621239
OH MY FUCKIN GAWD WHAT'S WORNG WITH OIL

Buying GME puts a good play tomorrow?

>>29621152
Missed this lil nigga like you wouldn't habeeb

>>29621248
Would I still have 102% of my portfolio in it if it was too late?

>>29621277
Diamond hands! GME to the moon!

So I was just looking at GUSH's historical pricing and it was at 10k for a good chunk of the last 5 years? Is that a feasible level of return?

God I hope the GME pump crashes the market again tomorrow.

>>29621261
what? nobody told me that i'm going all in

>>29621239
What a fucking retard

>>29621025
>angry Boomer posting
Job loyalty is dead. Long time employees are not nearly rewarded for their time like outside hires. The data doesn't lie even if you don't like it
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/working-hard-just-stay-places-job-promotions-year-slump-george-anders
>b-b-but its because of Covid
Articles like this come out every year. And its been true since the GFC. I give advice that won't be taught because of the myth of the american career. Which is dead, by the way.

>>29620864
>"4chan is an anime website, so /biz/ is an anime board, so /smg/ is an anime thread, and anti-anime trannies are... giant fags."

>>29621320
cant wait to see this drive down BTC

I for the life of me cannot figure out how selling covered calls work bros

>>29621048
banks buy the foreclosed properties and sits on them (or leases them to renters at exorbitant rates, while selling securities based on rental income) to reduce inventory so that they can pump prices while slowly dribbling homes onto the market. fed lends them money at 0% to back. it's blackrocks bnb play

why is oil going up?

>>29621239
Not like there’s a mass reopening wave inbound or anything

>>29621254
Heh I made 30k profit selling at 299 and bought back more on Thursday at 44. I also was of the opinion that 40$ was great value for the company

>>29621197
don't know what to say beyond that. I see almost no potential upside and I genuinely hate seeing anons lose money and a lot of people for sure got fucked with this one.

>>29621332
GME could be $40 or $400 tomorrow and I wouldn't be surprised either way. Do you really want to yolo puts on that?

>>29621373
this is a kpop website
>>29621383
who cares

>>29621064
Wish I owned some rn but actually not that salty, it's a stressful stock to own if you didn't buy it at pre-coom levels. I'm happy for the coomers

is there anything more soulless than the contemporary american apartment building? i'd honestly rather live in a commieblock or the walled city of kowloon

>>29620303
Yesterday people were saying GRST was the top dog. Now it is DGTW?
Make up your mind, scammer.

>>29621064
Bought at just under 100 and then sold at 120 after it started crabbing after the massive dip to 60 pre squeeze. Absolutely massively salty. Even worse that I was ready to jump in at 60 but had to wait due to time zones and then it spiked to 90-100 pre market

>>29621221
yeah my question was more related to "should i invest in growth stocks with low dividend or dividend stocks and reinvest the dividends?"

>>29621064
>invested the $100 my broke-ass mother gave me for my birth day into two and a half shares on the off chance it moons so I can give it back to her on the condition she stops wasting money on scratch cards
>also have a little stack of shares for myself purchased at 40
I'm a content little clam. Best case scenario it flies past 500, though, so the people who put their life savings into it near the top before it tanked initially have another chance.

>>29621383
WW3 is on the horizon

>>29621332

>>29621258
TSLA always scares me. I want in, but I feel like it is like a hybrid stock/crypto and although I’m standing on an actual business there is also a rug underneath it all somewhere.

>>29621064
Kind of. But I'm also sitting on a bunch of cash right now, so if the markets crash because of GME, I can grab some cheapies.

>>29621411
Puts are good until expiration date, no?

You could just hold until it inevitably tanks

>>29621345
No it has gone through several reverse splits

>>29620864
Wow, this thing is what is hiding behind cunny posts. The absolute state of animefags. lmao

>>29621437
BEHOLD! THE SLOT HOUSE!

>>29621339
Alright I'm gonna dip my toe in

>>29621332
I think this rally on GME will be extremely short lived but I wouldn't dare get anywhere near it

I CAN'T DECIDE IF I SHOULD SELL GME TOMORROW OR NOT

>>29621457
growth stocks if you're young, dividend stocks if you're old, like, actual boomer old

>>29621270
>>29621330
>>29621359
>>29621387
oh no no no...

>>29621457
Yes

>>29621476
IV crush

Am I wasting my time here? If I don't start seeing some more caps here with at very least these 4:

GRST
MJNE
DGTW
EGYF

I'll never come back here again, and you will be destine to a life of wage slavery trading some redit tier big board homo strategy to beat inflation. /biz has lost it's way. I'll come back on friday evening. If I don't see any caps you're on your own. Times up.

>>29621479
Oooh I see. Alright then, never mind lmao.

>>29621437
>i'd honestly rather live in a commieblock or the walled city of kowloon
No you wouldn't you don't even know what you are saying.

>>29620864
Based

>>29620976
Do it doc, do it

>>29621494
Sell at least half. Average out.

IF SOMEONE CAN TELL ME WHY KOSS, ANOTHER HUGE SHORT TARGET, ALMOST TRIPLED AFTER HOURS....
I would greatly appreciate it.

>>29621377
I’ve never done it, but I guess you buy 100 shares of stock, pick a price you would be willing to sell those shares, and sell to open at that price.

>>29621173
>TFSA
It's not even in its original form ever since the CRA realized they can audit accounts and make anyone successful at trading or investing withdraw everything and treat it as business income.

I haven't dug that far into it but it seems like whatever you withdraw before this point doesn't count and won't be taxed so there's a case to be made that if you have made a lot of money in a TFSA and it wasn't through holding boomer stocks for years, you may want to withdraw some of it. Basically paying tax on future income from it instead of paying it based on what you made thus far.

>>29620895
wow bullish as fuck on SU now, 102%

>>29620798
Rome fell because of a lack of virtue

>>29620955
no ive had gfs and have one now, i just dont have high expectations and know that im a piece of shit myself

>>29621494
buy high, sell low

>>29621403
Eh maybe the next horse will be better? But I still think it has potential. I member when people memed about it being bought out by Amazon. Who knows..

>>29621446
Take your Latuda faggot.

>>29621488
>namefagging because you're mad about board culture
reddit is down the hall and to the left nigger.

Fucking GME will fuck up the entire market again. Even my safe haven boomer stocks aren't safe. For fucks sakes

>>29621636
Rome fell because the filthy turks couldn't keep their stinking paws off of Constantinople

>>29621171
one scenario I've heard goes along the lines of
>reopen economy
>economy overheats
>interest rates go up
>oopsie we blew up ez credit
>pop

>>29621674
AMZN already has Rivian though

>>29621628
How much is a lot? $10K? $100K?

>>29621773
see: lack of virtue

>>29620895
SUNCOR or REI? Which one lads?

>>29621534
Give a fuck. It's a long term hold. I can ay options on the oil market by reading the news about what OPEC plans to do with the supply. Literally free money

>>29619519
pussy. i can't work from home so i want you to suffer like me.

>reeee

>>29621704
A few retards sperging about their faggot cartoons is not the definition of board culture.

>>29620457
honestly i couldnt figure out what the fuck was pissing me off about this picture but i finally put my finger on it
>men
>clean work boots
these are faggots

>>29621557
is this your exit strategy? i actually hold 3/4. but you are here to help us anons, now you are leaving, why? you do know not everyone buys everything that is shilled here

>>29621064
I am. I had every opportunity to buy at $40. I'm a retard.

>>29621822
Yeah, but that wasn't Constantinople's (aka Rome's) fault

>>29621852
gtfo you arent wanted here

>>29621833
do u want canadian or american

>>29621963
Too bad that you can't do anything about it.

>>29621886
the boots on the left guy are unironicallly the least gay thing about him

Open the fucking market. Crypto is going up!

>>29621793
Yes that's why it was just a meme and a man can dream. I honestly didn't lose a shitload of money just gains from day trading it. over the last few months.

>>29619519
What a fucking bitch. Go to work, faggot, just be glad you had a job while millions lost theirs. Fuck you, actually. Please quit so someone else can get the job.

>>29621982
I guess American. Canadians are incompetent as fuck.

>>29621852
fuck off namefag nigger

>>29621697
There are plenty of people here that needed your advice. Seems that most of the posts are earlier in the day. More will listen after the run GRST had today.

>>29621852
>>29621995

>>29621736
I knwo this exact feel, plug was slightly mooning in AH which wouldve sparked FOMO on a good earning report tomorrow morning but instead it got ruined by GME.

Instead of 20% gains im probably get 10% tomorrow

>>29621628
nah they can fuck my ass if they want. i will yolo options a few times a year and DCA into VTI. If i hit it big with 4-5 trades and they want to audit me go ahead. they can suck my nutsack

>>29621628
No one knows what they decide internally but apparently you're more likely to get audited if you account gets over 230k. Some people may be able to beat them but it's on you to prove you don't meet these factors in court if they decide you've been running a trading business.

• Frequency of transactions — a history of extensive buying and selling of securities or of a quick turnover of properties

• Period of ownership — securities are usually owned only for a short period of time

• Knowledge of securities markets — the taxpayer has some knowledge of or experience in the securities markets

• Trading experience — security transactions form a part of a taxpayer’s ordinary business

• Time spent — a substantial part of the taxpayer’s time is spent studying the securities markets and investigating potential purchases

• Financing — security purchases are financed primarily on margin or by some other form of debt

• Advertising – the taxpayer has advertised or otherwise made it known that he is willing to purchase securities

• Nature of the shares – normally speculative in nature or of a non-dividend type

I fucking love anime

new thread

>>29622111
>>29622111
>>29622111

>>29622052
based

>>29621995
>he doesn't know
hahahaha

>>29620458
At this point I find anything that isn't self-employment to be demeaning, even my comfy office job.

>>29621995
I can filter you because you're a retarded namefag

>>29622052
you're a retard, why do you think CAD is gaining against the USD while oil is rising? you fuckers dont deserve an internet connection holy fuck

>>29621949
?????

>>29622225
Shut the fuck up leaf.

>>29619171
SOXL isnt a gamble is a safe growing stock. If you like consistent, slow and steady gains that help you sleep at night, then you hold SOXL. If you want to gamble your money on god knows what and be on edge then sell SOXL and lose your money.

>>29621916
I hold almost exactly 100,000,000 shares between those 5 tickers. I have gone out of my way and done my best to get my frens into all five in what I feel is best for timing them. I will continue to hold all 100mm shares to at least my targets that I have shared with you. I wanted to give /biz/ the gift of a lifetime and I feel that I have wasted a bunch of time trying. Take it or leave it fren. I aint selling share of these anon. You'll see. Good luck

>>29621949
Civil war weakened the empire. The elites were more worried about each other than external threats.

>>29621886
Office people pretending to be tradesmen. It's the same as wearing faded jeans with holes.

>>29621033
in what, SOXL exclusively? Is there anything else with enough volatility that still goes up long-term to be viable?