/biz/ - Business & Finance

Literally only tech is going up, another bull trap

A friendly reminder:
Bet on whatever horse you want. But do not make your decisions based on wrong assumptions.
Some predictions are nothing but wishful thinking.

P.S. No one will be spared.

$APPL

Are we kill, frens?

Good afternoon sirs

was nail biting buying that dip all the way down but it worked.
have a good weekend gentlemen

Market tanking
10 year hovering
FED silent
Pelosi stalling
Computer transfers hacked
Crude support hard line
Banks stable
QE dosed
BTC accumulating (not dropping)
If you saved powder
Ease in boys
The new top will be EPIC

I need this market to go up so I can eat

How the fuck is the market tanking and UVXY decides to dump as well

BTWN is waking up soon

CRBPajeet WHERE IS THE JAPAN NEWS

>>29761774
>crab edition
lolwat
kys

henlo

>down 27%
T-this is f-fine heh

w-we'll be fine, right guys?

The best crypto project is $MCM

> post quantum secure
> future of crypto
> no ico
> didn’t solicit any investment

Mochimo.org

>>29761774
Why are you dumb faggots not buying sqqq

>>29761774
>sold
>everything moons

can i at least get a thank you? i sacrified myself for you

for the love of god stop the count

>>29761850
What'd you buy, faggot

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
WCVC
PAOG
MINE
ZOM
SNDL

Buy the dips! You'll thank me later.

t. Pennyfag

Clown bull market.

SOXL?

SOXL???

What dips are you guys buying?

mah UUU is doin a lil sum sum

is it over yet guys?
can I buy again?

>>29761918
thank you for your sacrifice

So much for GRST. Did some research and found out this is the listed address.
Don’t listen to penny stock anon, he is a PnD scammer.

Imagine holding RIOT 70c and TSLA 700c that went in the money and not selling.

>>29761774
c'mon GME do a little squeeze so I can scalp some more

Bros what are we going to do? I am down 20% now of my whole portfolio.

What is the plan? Sell all tech and meme stocks and buy boomer stocks?

BHS kinda hurts today

>>29761971
im too scared to buy anyhting but soxx

Would war help the stock market?

If red and digits SOXL flashsale under $500 later today.

Lost so much money I'm back at where I was at the start of the week.

just waiting for covered calls to expire worthless

>>29761850
scalp traded 2dte SPY options, buying 383 calls all the way down

>GTE down 20% from last week
This stock is dogshit

>>29761965
could you at least put some effort into shilling your bags instead of copy pasting the same lame post?

>PFE showing massively oversold
Think it'll go back to $40+ this year? I'm finna to buy in.

Is this the bull trap part 2?

>>29761992
thx friend

CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET

>>29761971
CINE and BP

Bought GUSH at $65 bounces back up to $69. Is it really this fucking easy oil bros???

Should I buy more AMRS today? Serious question.

im not going to even look at it

it ok /smg/ remember it will be green again!

>>29762004
You mean this address, you fucking FUDing nigger?

LOOKING AT ME SMOTHERING YOU
DESTROYING ALL
LOOKING AT ME PUNISHING YOU
DESTROYING IT
PUSHING YOU DOWN
PULLING YOU DOWN
I'M CRUSHING ALL
PUSHING YOU DOWN
PULLING YOU DOWN
I'M DRAGGING YOU UNDER

>>29762049
meant for >>29761953

SHould I tough it out over the weekend if I see my profilo is red or should I bite the bullet and accept the lossess I have?

>>29761906
>t-trust us goys!

>Bought some SQQQ
>Immediately goes red
>Everything else starts to recover
Maybe I'm on to something

Has anybody tried waking grandpa Biden? WTFFFF IS HE DOING. Trump unironically wouldnt let the market go down, he'd rather go to war with Mexico than allow this to happen

>I've lost 10% of my portfolio this week

I know the moment I sell, things will go back up. I'm fucking holding all weekend.

aaaand Wallah, we're back

SOXL coming back

$RKT is RKTing

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>>29761971
NIO, NNDM, PLTR, LMT, FSLY

>>29761971
MAXR, AKAM

Hey hey heeeeeeeeey! Hey hey heeeeeeeeey! Hey hey hey! Whatsawhatsawhatsawhatsawhatsawhatsawhatsa up Stock Markeeet! Hey hey hey everybody my name is anon and I am coming from New York City, New York and let me tell you guys that I am so excited, I am so happy, I am really so thrilled to be right now sharing this amazing, glorious, super, and exciting moment of my life with all of you guys, and let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it, the world is not anymore the way it used to be, mmm mmm, No! No! No! STOCK MARKET! Wow! STOCK MARKET! We are coming and we are coming in waves! We are starting and we are watching go all over the world! We are pelting the entire world! Let me tell you guys that I started 137 days ago with only $25,610 and right now I am reaching $140,000! Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Whats up? And let me tell you that I am actually earning around one hun- I mean $1,400 on an every day basis, seven days a week! What I am right now independently, financially independently. I am saying to so many people who say that this was going to be con artist game, that this was gonna be a scammer game, “Hey! You’re gonna lose all your money!” My wife still doesn’t believe in me! I’m telling him “Oh honey, this is real!” “Oh no no no no no, that’s a scam!” And I said “But wait I’m gonna go to the bank and I’m gonna get my bitcoins and I’m actually gonna turn it into dollars, here there right on the table!” “No, that’s money you took from another account!” And I’ll say “What am I gonna do” Then I said to myself, “You know what? When I am starting to put $10,000 a day on her, right on her, you know on her table.” Then she’s gonna say “Woah!” Hahaha! Yo yo yo yo yo! “OK that’s real!” Hahahaha!

Can someone post anything positive to boost the mood?
some comedy?

Of course I would time the bottom to liquidate all my positions..fucking hell. Sold Bitf @ 5.4 and now it's back to 5.8 some 30 min later...

Only position that continued to sink after I sold is Bayhorse (ouch).

Until we solve the REDDIT GME problem, nothing will change. Every time they start their crusade money gets pulled out of everything with their hopes of MUH SQUEEZE. If we dont deal with this, theyre not going to let it go and keep TRUST THE PLAN Q 2 MORE WEEKS and selling HOPE to everyone that 130k per share is happening. People are pulling all their gains and putting it in this BS PSYOP. Get your head out of your ass /biz/ and face the GME/REDDIT problem.

NAME THEM

I’ll reference anew:

Market tanking
10 year hovering
FED silent
Pelosi stalling
Computer transfers hacked
Crude support hard line
Banks stable
QE dosed
BTC accumulating (not dropping)
If you saved powder
Ease in boys
The new top will be EPIC

>V 135 csp holding steady
It's free money

>that double bottom in TSLA
surely those meme chart pattern bullshit don't lie right?

>>29762123
Biden wakes up at something like 1 in the afternoon.

>>29762127
unless you bought meme stocks, you have nothing to worry about bro

>>29762061
pfe is a terrible stock. buy almost any other tech company and youll make more.

>>29761971
DNN

Why the fuck did I buy 2.5 DNN calls?

>>29761873
Missed you GHIV fag.

>>29762087
wait til earnings. CEO might open his mouth say dumb shit.

>we're going to destroy technology dump anything which isn't related to oil or adrenochrome
How many of you fell for it?

Why do people keep talking about selling covered calls for SOXL? It's triple leveraged, you fucking retards, it's not going to crab, ever, it violently goes up and down like your mom on my dick.

>>29762182
SEC should just suspect GME for 30 days at this point or straight up heavily limit the ability to short sell it.

>>29761918
>the anon who saved the market
thank you based Anon, your sacrifice will be remembered

>>29761902
Same, GME is fucking up the markets

C-C-C-C-CUMBACK TIME

HOOOOOODLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDLLLLLLLLLL

>>29762087
it just dipped to 13.40 why didnt you buy then bro?

bull trap pt. 2

bull trap concerns

>>29762086

Based

>>29762015
Remember when occupy wallstreet was a thing and then ((they)) shifted the movement from fuck the 1% to fuck whitey

>>29762195
nope, old people wake up at 6 AM and go to bed at 9 PM. Not even memeing

>rip grandma

AHHHH I need to wait til noon to get my 7 SOXL shares. It better be below $550 again then!

KNEEL

>>29762115
unless you bought shitty companies or options, in other words basically if you bought stock in good companies, just wait it out.

Dammit I had a presentation and I missed the GUSH bottom

>>29762170
thank you. been meaning to use this gif i recently found again

>STOCK MARKEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT

lets wait

>>29762294
You don't hold the calls until expiration.
You take advantage of the extreme premium embedded in the calls by selling them on violent pumps and buying them back during the violent dumps.

The only sure move for the this week was to be bearish on ARK funds

>>29762209
bro like 1/2 my portfolio is in tech.

I need a half decent healthcare/bio stock..

Oh gosh....I-I am....
RECOOOOOOOOOOOVERIIIIIIIIIIING!

>>29762172

>>29761884
news came in yesterday

hello
yes
we are all kill

What's a stock that isn't Suncor Energy Inc.?

I had Jello today

>>29762328
women are whores

Hypothetically, shouldn't SOXL hit pretty big highs for monday's split?

>>29761844

For the love of god can we just speed up the stimulus passing

hurr durr democracy

I hope stimmy pumps PLTR back up above 30 and hopefully onwards so i can sell my fucking bags

>>29762424
uuuu jackie chan

Should I open LEAPS on USO and oil futures or semiconductors.

THEY NEVER HALT THE FALL

Any ASRT Chads ready to launch to $2 after this dip?

!ATTENTION!

CAN I GET A TRANNY CLF UPDATE?

!ATTENTION!

I'm just gonna make money next month instead

>>29762424
Buuuuuugs

BNN Interview in one hour

We are going even higher today!

>>29762403
pfe is terrible. not even worth the risk.

pfe is garbage.

>>29762102
Wait, so... a “rehab facility” is just some guy’s house? Lol

>>29762438
Hey me too. Fuck it's SO nice to have a president where we can get back to normalcy with eating jello rather than KFC and Burgers.

oooh oooh aahh aahh

>>29762438
puddin is better and that's a fact

>buy the dip
>it dips again for 2 days straight

>>29762351
the movement didn't make any sense to begin with. what's camping outside the exchange going to do, bots were already doing most of the trading by then anyway

>>29761918
You are the best

>>29762086
Well considering you were up at 75 the other day, yes, losing money really is that easy

>see recooooovering posts
>check portfolio
>down another 3%

you fuckin dicks i spent all morning asking you cunts what to buy on the dip

>>29762449
not with the shitty CEO on board

>>29762328
How de we stop the clowing
Can we even stop the clowning

Guys, I gotta go have a nap, can you please watch the stock market while I'm away to make sure nothing bad happens to it? Thanks!

>Bought SOXL at the top
>Still holding
This is getting hard

>>29762127
Only 10%? What a baby

>>29762509
Tranny is still up 90k instead of being up 1 million. I am rooting for him to be honest.

>>29762172

ahh yessss bobo, just a lil deeper.

any chinese cheapies today

>>29762182
I've got a buddy who recently got deep into /r/wallstreetbets and he's been trying to seel our whole friend group on buying GME because DUDE OMG SO MUCH MONEY!!! He's been hounding the shit out of me talking constantly about how he "hodl"s with his "diamond hands" against the "smoothbrains" for the good of "tendies", etc. and it's fucking tiring. It's like talking to reddit incarnate. I just tell him it's too risky for me and I stay the fuck out of it. Is there any way I can get him to stop or has he drunk too much of the kool-aid?

>>29762580
>save cash for dips
>buy every dip
>no more cash
???

>>29761965
WCVC is the best one of this bunch. Go big and go long.

>>29762413
imagine the butthurt this image alone has caused lmao

>>29761873
Just like ghiv, right anon? Kek

CRASH CANCELLED
BUY THE DIP

>>29761971
Nothing until I'm actually seeing the bottom.

>>29762297
>>29762318

If we keep kidding ourselves that they dont have an impact this will keep going on endlessly, theyre pulling the TRUST THE PLAN bullshit effortlessly to 9 MILLION people on reddit and a couple of thousands here. Everyday with their copium threads. Theres a lot of noob retail investors that dont know better, are greedy and want to be like DFV. So they pool their money into this shit not knowing its a PSYOP and that theyre actually getting dumped on by the same lereddittors muh fighting the hedgies. We need to do a coalition and face this bullshit head on. The SEC wont do shit, the hearings were bullshit and political theatre. We need to SHAME, BULLY and DEMORALIZE them until they stop.

>>29762629
Stfu tranny I hope you lose it all for being such a retard

>AMC keeps fucking me up
I might as well sell my mouth at this point.

>>29762320
based moaner coomer

>>29762608
Markets gonna be down all this week fren

Buying utilities companies all the way down to zero. The mechanics of this market aren't adding up and if I have to buy every god damn nuclear, biomass, fossil fuel, wind, and solar power plant in the country, that's what I'm going to do and if they never recover, I'll just throw myself into one of MY nuclear reactors.

>>29762438
me too :3
love the koolaid jello, favorite color am purple how about yous?

>>29762629
>I am rooting for him
go back

Soxl is already going back up. Fidelity still isn't showing my fucking wire transfer. My rage is unbelievable

>>29762631
I wish I could go back 15 years in history and just randomly dump images like these across various sites to see peoples reactions to them and see if they can somehow influence the future

>>29762605
Tranny i’m not selling till $100 for a barrel of Oil.

>>29762656
EVERY BODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

Thoughts on 50/50 SOXL/SQQQ?

>>29762403
Grst

>>29762611
It’s algorithm driven. The world is run by machines with no sense of anything.

>>29762509

>>29761884
Six more days

>>29762656
Why do Chinese act like such niggers.

>>29762656
NIO. it's under 50

>PIPP is my only holding that isn't red in my portfolio
It hurts bros, it hurts to look at. I should be numb to it by now...

>>29762750
This is why robinhood is nice. You do a transfer and use your funds immediately.

>>29762172

My ETFs are not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep buying that garbage.

What the fuck man 13s

>>29762182
Fuck GME faggots

>>29762753
Biden am good but he not THAT good >_>

Yes I'm a retard that blew up his 3 digit poorfolio how could you tell? I'm going back to sleep see you guys at power hour

>>29762710
Jealousy is a sin anon. I want everyone here to make it, yes, even CLF tranny.

>>29762750
You're sending something to Fidelity or out of it?

>>29762761
50/50 SOXL/UVXY

>>29762042
I lost 12k $ compared to the start of the week

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>29762813
could it go negative return?

UHHH BTC WHO SAID YOU COULD RECOVER?

dont be such a pussy anon it's only a red day

>>29761971
T L S A

What do I fucking buy today? Nothing and hold until Monday?

It infuriates me that twitter is still somehow rising in stock price.

Bull trap

>>29762657

We need to unite and start attacking back on their bullshit non-stop until they fucking leave. They're tanking the market. This shit is not a coincidence. If we dont stop this now, the catalyst will be no gains for a LONG time because they will all be holding bags and retail wont have any more capital to invest in to pump our own bags. Its crazy that so many people are not admitting that this is happen. Bond yields and Cramer bullshit, ITS REDDIT AND WSB

>>29762819
Biden is shit.

>>29762803
I'm in my roth ira it requires settled funds I think. Although maybe they give me margin when I'm over 2k. This is for year 2020. In my normal account im cash restricted for 70 more days because I'm retarded and got 3 gfv, although I was over 25k so thats bullshit.

>>29762835
i only hate clf tranny because I was up bigly on CLF from sep to dec then i fell for his ath steel price shilling and put a lot of money into clf options and it's all fucking gone like dust in the wind

>>29762695
BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP BULL TRAP

>>29762750
Just did a wire yesterday and it took a bit. They've gotten 1 million new accounts in the last few weeks.

how do i achieve gamblers high

>>29762610
yeah still cant believe he got caught on camera getting a blowie dude wtf

Market tanking
10 year hovering
FED silent
Pelosi stalling
Computer transfers hacked
Crude support hard line
Banks stable
QE dosed
BTC accumulating (not dropping)
If you saved powder
Ease in boys
The new top will be EPIC

GME has to be put down, it is our only hope. This is all somehow connected, dont ask me how

>>29762769
>type in the ticker
>OTC penny stock with literally no volume
why would anyone buy this?

>The state of CLF

Buy TWTR and do the sneedful.

>>29762622
Just wait for the split. One the price is lower, normalfags will stream in to get a piece of the pie.

>TSLA is green

you have got to be shitting me

>>29762622
You'll feel a lot better when you start selling covered calls in March for easy gains

>>29762960
Fuck cheap prostitutes with no rubber, then get tested.

>>29762954
Buy the dip bobo

>>29762324
>>29762269
bought 400 more shares. It's basically half my portfolio at this point. Make or break for me.

>>29762695
VIX going down, there is a breach, BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>29762960
Penny stocks and meme stocks

>>29762917
How? I thought their user base decreased over time?

>>29762837
To fidelity. From wells fargo. I read it take anywhere from 1 hour to like 8. Idk if it doesnt show up soon im calling them

>>29762813
Unironically made fun of CFL for crabbing, while other climbed, nothing else. But.feel bad for that dump but also you nigger deserve it for shilling a nigger tranny crabbing stock

>>29762813
ignoring market conditions wasn't a smart move bro

>>29762917
That premium feature basically turns it into OnlyFans, Substack, and Patreon all in one package.

>>29761971
I bought TQQQ at 88 and SOXL at 540 feels good man

IM FINANCIALLY GADOOSHED

LITERALLY AS SOON AS I FUCKING SELL EVERYTHING LITERALLY MOONS

I FUCKING HATE GOD

>>29762813
Just load that dip bro

>>29763069
gross anime

>>29761971
BOXL, now it's my only green thing in my portfolio. Welp

>>29762328

Swedish woman on her knees next to a big black dick and a logo by AID*S. Blue smudges around her mouth that he has around his dick. Lmao. I'm not really a 'live in my head rent-free' type but this is really something.

>>29763044
I had 10,000 shares from $3 but sold at $12.
Best of luck bro.

>>29763078
90 and 560, cheers breh

>>29763044
godspeed brother. i should have sold this morning, so i am down a bit.

Ahem, why are you fags so bad at investing?

>>29763057
Oh then that's not on Fidelity. Call up Wells Fargo right now.

>>29762054

The only people that made money were the old boomers that bought at .50 cents.
What should I buy today lads?

>>29761971
>>29761971
I bought yesterday thinking the bottom was in and today Ive been rugpulled on everything I have. Fucking hell this sucks.

>>29763104
all in BTWN, merger annoucement mid-March

>>29762960
me got real good one when market crashed xD
was heavy short ES_F at ATH
was so scary seeing relentless green candles heart was pumping

but then when recovery failed yesterday me knew was going make tons of money and basically spent most of day high off rush

>>29762995
kek.
Any CCIV bros? How we feeling? After being up an ungodly amount then dropping 50%. Now it's just crabbing but keeping my portfolio neutral on red days.

>>29762906
>T L S A
Tiziana Life Sciences? What's the play?

BHS shill show yourself, I'm not going to hurt you, honestly!

>>29762960
this
>>29763039

but fuck a different one every week and only get tested every 6 months

>>29762835
CLF tranny is an asshole who gives misleading financial advice. If he didn't spam his bullshit I wouldn't want to see him crash and burn, but here we are.

>>29762986
The kikes pump GME while simultaneously buying puts on the rest of the market knowing that it will get spooked and dump.

>>29763104
God may have given you paper hands, but it's still your choice to use them.

>>29763049
I already trade those and my account is all options and leveraged etf and I'm balls deep in margin... but even if I get margin called it doesn't matter, even if I go homeless it doesn't matter... I need to find a way to increase my leverage

Really should've swing traded AMRS the last few days. Guess I just hate making easy money.

What do you call this kind of line?

I WANT A THICK, FAT ASSED ANIME GIRL TO 69 WITH

WHAT IS THE BEST STOCK FOR THAT

>>29762951
So you hate tranny because you were stupid? Interesting

>>29762995
>tfwo gf I can cuddle with to cope pain of losing 34% in 16 days
Also fuck you nigger for showing that

>>29763194
omg she's talking to me... <3

>>29763092
I’m using this word now

>>29763250
The Jerome

>>29762813
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
MY SWEETEST FRIEND
EVERY CALL I OWN
JUST GETS BOGGED IN THE END

>>29763168
>not green
AHAHAHA

Anybody here have poww? Debating if i missed it or not

>>29763250
the bombqueesha

Don't celebrate yet

>>29763327
Duh same reason why I hate the jews.

>>29762656
Nice chair over the head in the back

>$CLF -2%

hahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29763250
JPOW nigger loop

anyone seen CLF tranny ? has he joined the 41% ?

>>29762986
Silence nigger you could've bought instead of being a little bitch about it

>>29763322
Literally just get gains and show them to a cosplay chick. Easiest lays ive ever had.

>>29763250
The cunny

>>29763377
im glad as hell i didnt buy fucking poww when it was 9 dollars and it was getting shilled
instead i bought amc and gamestop

>>29762656
NIO if you want to gamble on earnings next week.

>>29762960

All in on GME

i didnt want to hurt anons this badly

Haha what do you mean you can't perfectly time swings out of nowhere?

It's a trap SPY $350 EOD check it

>>29763424
>>29762813

>>29762986
If you want fucking gains for the rest of the year, SMG NEEDS TO FACE THE GME REDDIT PROBLEM NOW. We will be left holding bags pink wojackin' in the dust unless we nip this in the butt NOW. Every single one of you right now whining about being on the red, look at the fucking leredditniggers on GREEN. When they were at $40 we were all GOOD and GREEN. They pull their crusade and we go RED. Hello, hello, I'm not schizo posting here guys. Connect the dots because these Qtards will not stop, never. They believe each share is worth $130,000 and the GME market cap will be 500billion or something. They're at a level of schizo not even Q could fathom.

Reminder last time GME did this all stocks were red too
And what followed was hard green

>>29763235
>>29762960
and to further pontificate, the only reason I ever do deleverage is because I don't want my broker to do it for me because they'll obviously sell the highest risk shit and make me lose...

I can live off $7 an hour and someday I might have to but if I don't fucking try here then that's worse than poverty

NOT TODAY BOBO

I am now bag holding BFARF and ARBKF. Oil just went red for me too.

any good stocks to swing trade rn?

>>29762803
>trading on margin literally all of the time on a broker that sells your order flow to hedgies is nice

and we're back!

Cleveland-Cliffs (NYSE:CLF): Q4 Non-GAAP EPS of $0.24 misses by $0.04; GAAP EPS of $0.14 misses by $0.13.

Why is Google showing earnings as if 4 cents was made in its entirely?

>>29761918
You did better then me. I went 50% cash after the S&P hit 3,300 6 months ago. Still waiting for the crash.... fml. I want to fomo back in so badly idk what to do.

BHS...

>>29763522
>what followed was hard green
Not for gme

>>29763483
I'm numb, bobo. My investment in ammunition has freed my emotions from my mortal coil. I want you to send it all to 0.

>>29763568
I trade options for free I don't care about that.

>Broke out of integer level losses today
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

swing trading SNDL is so fun

>>29763519
>>29763522
Liquiditu crisis, think it might happen again but maybe smaller spike...

>>29763585

M FINALLY FLOURISHING

>>29763250
the christ air

>>29763553
we can hold hands while we hold these bags

>>29763620
>He bought from our shilling?

I think crypto miners might scratch by today

Fuck it, just gonna short everything

>>29762803
robinhood is scummy as fuck you retard

>>29763566
AYX

>gayhorse

Yeah thanks for getting me in on that scam

>>29763519
seething

>>29763522
If you think this options chain is like last time I've a bridge to sell you

I SOLD AT THE BOTTOM

JESUS IS KING

Rate my portfolio
Today I bought AMZN NAIL HQU (it's like QQQ but 2x leverage)

>>29763440
where do i find cosplay chicks

DO I BUY BACK BEFORE CLOSE OR WILL WE GET BOGGED DURING THE WEEKEND???

Fuck this. I just sold all my noahs ark, soxl. ktos, pltr, mara and riot. Fucking kikes aren't getting any more of my money. Going to smack the ask on them VXX calls now before the next wave.

>>29763585
neck yourself tranny

>>29763711
why did you fall for it? All the shilling was inorganic as hell

>>29762995

is this a bulltrap???

>>29763620
you deserve it

>>29762995
>come here babe, let's unironically cuddle

Absolute maxtastic turbo overcringe.

>>29762656
wimi is all i know thats under $10 and has upside

>>29763483
I'm just grateful you gave us plenty of warning, mr bobo

>my fund transfer literally just went through
>can't lowball anymore since the bottom was reached

>>29763585
its funny because you would shill retard tier inaccurate stuff about CLF all the time.

>>29763568
Literally any brokerage account that doesn't make you wait T+2 is a margin account.

Also, today is fucking weird. Oil has been carrying my ass all week and my ETFs+TSM have been taking a shit, but now it's the inverse.

>>29763769
yes. everyone on here is desperate for a green day it blinds them

>>29763755
I did this and almost immediately lost 70 bucks in UVXY.

ROFL, holy fuck I am not going to doubt SOXL again.

>>29763769

Yes

>>29763585
Better buy more REFR

>>29763713
explain why it's different this time

its cool Trade Desk is up 6%

>>29763669
and to think, this retard could have cashed out with 1 mil

>>29763866
yes

>>29763749
Instagram & Twitter & Tinder. It’s incredibly easy to bag these chicks and fuck them when you showcase your portfolio. Most of them are broke as fuck

>>29763696
no u

>>29763804
just give it a few hours

>>29763377
Nah wait for low 6s.

Why is PLUG mooning? will it reach 60's again?

CRASH HAS BEEN CANCELLED BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY YOU DUMB FAGGOTS

>>29763585
I bought CLF puts on Wednesday. My only regrets are 1) not buying more puts and 2) selling yesterday for a mere 250% profit, when I could have made 500% holding to today

>>29763644
0 fees is basically industry standard now, across all brokerages

>>29763585
Holy shit this retard tried to save 20 percent on taxes ended up losing 100% on retardery

>>29763965
post them here to trigger the tranny

>>29763158
>>29763166
Thanks frens.
I'm entering the waterslide; I'm in the chute. I either come out the bottom bloody and bruised or having the ride of my life. It has become a binary outcome.

>>29763896
Pigs get slaughtered

>>29763398
anyone explain to a tard why this matters ?

The president has no control of the market. Please don't blame Biden

>>29763843
Your ETFS are most likely tech related, oil was only up because of tech instability due to GME/PLTR/other faggot stocks

>>29763982
Not for options.

>in the red in all of my stocks
>down almost 50% overall
I'm not cut out for this, am I bros

>>29763982
not for options

>>29762829

Based. BUY THE DIP FAGGOT.

>>29763950
>buying a bull trap

Only down 1.3% today I thought it'd be much worse

>>29763769
they can't get away with doing this two weeks in a row!

>>29763888
Nice trips, but I'm against spoonfeeding as it's better for you in the long run. Check the GME generals

>>29763911
?? how are you banging them on social media? they reply to you? how do you get them to come over? you just send them a pic of your cock on a wad of hundos or what?

>>29763644
>free
lol

>>29763812
the critical part is that on RH you're always on margin, whether the money you're spending is already in the account or not

>GME is actually consolidating around 120
pretty nuts

>>29764019
>down almost 50% overall
learn risk management lol

>>29763769
No, I don't see why it will would crash at this point. Everyone is confident that the economy is fine. The fed says the economy is fine. Congress is going to give people even more money to spend and invest.

>BFARF

Many fall in the face of chaos; But not this one. not today

>>29764005
Yeah SPY+QQQ are very tech focused and overlapping for the most part. I mean, this is kinda what I wanted, but without the asymmetry in losses lol.

>>29764019
just buy visa and mastercard. cures all bad traders.

>>29763997
Ok do whatever bro and good luck
but buying these kinds of stocks days before earnings is asking for it. Great tech dumb shitty CEO.
I've been in this stock for years, after each earnings it would tank after because the CEO would say shit like we're in a lawsuit, we have to dliute shares etc, I broke promises etc.

>>29764115
so i should buy more???

bake

if singles, red day monday.

>>29764087

Jesus dude

NEW !@_@

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>>29763982
Not if you're a leaf

>>29764003
Fuck off, Joe.

>red 10m candle

>>29764087
>he doesn't sleep on a literal mattress made out of hundred dollar bills

ngmi

>>29764115
I expected 110 desu but I'll take 120 no problem

>>29764017
>>29764029
the fees I get for options at TDA are in the cents. I really don't understand sticking with RH after the shit they pulled.

The S&P has fallen to levels not seen since the beginning of February 2021. It's over.

Literally anyone in GOEV

>>29764290
TDA also put restrictions on gme.

>>29764115
>it instabounced off 120

Retard strength

>>29764367
the restrictions were on options for a few hours, not freezing buying entirely while making frantic phone calls to citadel

>>29764019
Fren, today is just a red day. Hold on and it'll go back up some day

>>29763169
Yes anon it is. The wire transfers to fidelity people say take a long time recently. Even though that is FUCKING RETARDED BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING THE COMPUTER SHOULD BANDLE IT SO WHY THE FUCK S IS LIKE THSI

>>29762127
Same bro. I've just given up on ever selling at this point, all it does is fuck me harder than anything.

Can't wait to see my gains

>>29764122
I have less than $1k spread amongst 5 different stocks

>>29764878
If you sell you loss will be realized just hold everything eventually recovers. I don't even worry on red days anymore.

>fully invested in $ROPE

>>29764087
It’s so fucking easy man. If you need me to school you, drop an email. But overall all I have to do is hit them up normally with a compliment. Then they ask what I do, I show them my portfolio, instantly makes them want to get in on this. All I do is show them my money, and they come over within 2 days. Cosplay bitches are BY FAR the easiest chicks to get.

>>29763911
Anon speaks the truth. I fucked a big ass big titty cosplay chick who people consider 10/10, but she was super broke. That OF money goes so far because of their shit spending and they have no education on what the value of a dollar is. Bitch was getting fucked by me for less than $20

>>29763769
Absolutely, yes.